#dontkill

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

fic req ! send them here

@rechedeer uhh i tried. (i'm bad at dialogue) (ignore how late i am) (and that i ignored your prompt and just winged it with vibes)

“It’s not that funny,” James deadpanned as Sirius held his stomach, laughing.

“It’s really not funny at all,” James said miserably, pulling Sirius back from the edge of the bed.

“Oh my God,” Sirius gasped between laughs, “oh that made my entire week–”

In any other situation, James would’ve been entranced by the sight – Sirius’ head in his lap, the pink dusted on his cheek bones, lips stretched in a smile, hair draped on James’ legs – in any other situation but this.

“Your brother having a crush on me is not funny, Sirius!” James despaired, hands in his hair. Sirius cackled. 

The dreaded day came at the worst possible time. 13th February. 

James closed his eyes, dread pooling in his gut when he noticed the younger Black brother marched forward to him. Let this be a dream, he pleaded internally, let him be swallowed alive by Hogwarts itself. Or turned into a cat and adopted by McGonagall. Anything but this.

Regulus Black was not, in fact, swallowed alive by Hogwarts, and instead stood very much unswallowed and human in front of him with the haughty, arrogant look he’d never managed to perfect.

“I have the morbid feeling I already know what you’re going to say,” James muttered.

Regulus cocked a brow, crossing his arms. “Excuse me?”

“Nothing. Get on with it.” 

Regulus straightened up, like a kid getting ready to give a presentation, “I like you,” he declared, “You should go out with me.”

James didn’t even have time to process his audacity – who was he to order James Potter around? – before Sirius burst into laughter by his side.

“Oh, wonderful, I have an audience,” James muttered.

“Oh my God, is it happening?” Sirius asked gleefully, “Should I prepare a pensieve to rewatch this every night?”

“Shut it.” Regulus hissed, “I’m in the middle of a conversation!”

“I’m taken,” James reminded.

“So?” Regulus asked, hands on his hips.

“By your brother!”

“Is there a point to this?”

James groaned, messing up his hair, “This is insane, you can’t expect me to leave Sirius for you, can you?”

“You’d be insane not to!” Regulus stomped his foot – Merlin’s balls, he’s a walking cliche. “I know my worth. As tragic as your choices in partners are, you should be able to see that I am clearly the better candidate!”

James looked blankly at Sirius, who had a hand covering his face, smiling underneath. Oh my God he’s so pretty. How does Regulus think himself to be in the same realm as him?

Forcibly looking away from Sirius, James faced the beast ahead. 

“I think you know what my answer is going to be,” James said.

Regulus rolled his eyes, obviously butthurt, “Fine, then, enjoy your life mediocrity,” he snapped, turning on his heel with all the grace of a Shakespearean villain and marching away.

“I made it out alive,” James exhaled, turning to Sirius.

“Now you’re valentine-less,” Sirius mused, sauntering over to his side.

“You won’t ask me?”

“Obviously not, Potter,” he smiled, pressing a kiss to James’ cheek, “Have some dignity.”

[jjknockers]

"smt."

[dawnleaf37]

it's dawns day to go back and indulge in the good ol times ok.ans sometimes that means to listening to anfnf mod ost

[emrys-rusts]

@drdrizzey me with you

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

[fandomandangstlover]

slaps made man's bald head. this man and his boys can fit so much trauma!

[bbq-potato-chip]

if Bleach characters had tumblr

🍰lovergirl Follow

I just think that love and friendship are just so important i think we all should talk about this more

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🤬murderpanther Follow

MURDER KILLING I LOVE KILLING SOME ONE ILL KILL ANYONE ILL KILL I LOVE KILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my oc

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OMG THIS ART IS SO GOOD EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS NOW!!!! HE'S THE COOLEST EVERYONE FOLLOW THIS ARTIST NOW!!!!

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#mutual art

😏supercoolsupermanlordaizen reblogged

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captain-niceguy-deactivatived7581497147687

I'd just like to say that I appreciate all of my squad members and fellow captains. I am truly honored to work with such talented individuals

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Awwww taicho <3 this is so nice

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shinigami748258711-deactivated65782991376

captain aizen is like so totally sweet i wish i could be in his squad

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😏supercoolsupermanlordaizen

suckers

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who keeps putting positivity posts on my dash i'm trying to think about how great it would be to be in a void stop it there is only hatred and darkness

❄️hitsugayathecoolestcaptain reblogged

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😏supercoolsupermanlordaizen

me and my underlings are about to kick yall's asses. be prepared

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❄️hitsugayathecoolestcaptain

AIZEN WHEN CATCH YOU ITS SO OVER

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❄️hitsu-gay-a

"aIzEn WhEn I cAtCh yOu ItS sO oVeR"

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❄️histugayathecoolestcaptain

istg if this is aizen on another account i'm going to kill him extra

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🏹shinigamihater

anyone else have a terrible dad or is it just me

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#ugh same my dad is terrible

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🍰lovergirl Follow

yet another great day of eating lots of bread and loving my friends \^w^)/

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friendship isn't even real the only things that exist are pain and suffering

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🍓ichi-go-1

what is your like actual problem like chill man shes literally just eating bread calm tf down make your own post

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look i know he's problematic but aizen is kinda fine w/o the glasses fr

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um...aizen stan anyone? this is super problematic thinking i don't care how hot he is (he's not btw) but you can't just say these kinds of things!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!

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#imagine being an aizen stan in today's world omg 😂 #he's literally a traitor to the state

🔪kenpachithekiller Follow

IF I DONTKILL SOME ONE RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE ANYONE WANNA FIGHT TO THE DEATH HEEEEYYYYY

👨‍🔬evilscientist Follow

doing unethical experiments

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🏹shinigamihater

OH MY GOD STOP IT??? THEY"RE LITERALLY UNETHICAL STOPPP

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heehee doing unethical experiments again

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🏹shinigamihater

STOPPPPPP I'LL KILL YOU

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🍓ichi-go-1

just block em man he's not worth your time

shinigami6371928103912-deactivated47928039410

wow what a great day i sure hope i dont get killed by a hollow today

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murderpanther asked ichi-go-1: FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

🍓ichi-go-1 responded💬

NO??? I DON'T WANT TO?? STOP SPAMMING ME THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME YOU SENT ME THIS

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# so true like im always saying this #[✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ*I'll always love queue✧･ﾟ *✧･ﾟ:*] #fav

[rio-specimen]

Would you be sad if your dad died?

Is this a thgreat please dontkill my dad 😿😿hesssss. Ok. So. ok.Listen 👂 he scares me but he’s my dad so he doesnt SCARE scare me. does that make sense. ?i think id be. I think id be a bit relieved but iddl still be sad. He gives me attention. Daily!!!!!examines me reaaaalllll close 🔍 🔍 anddd i love him. So the answer is 1)Yes 2)please don’t kill my dad

[brainrot-stitch]

Kill yourself

me vs god on the topic of eating paper towels

[softkiten]

Oh my god I need you I could KILL MYSELFLFLF

All I want to do is hurry and get home from here so I can madly slice up my body in frustration, I want to talk to you all the time

Don't ever run away, I'll hunt you down .

Brush off everyone who thinks they can even love you like I do, dispose of them quickly. If I hear of that guy again, I'm going to flay him !!!! :> flayyyy him. Yes I will!!!!

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dontkill yourself or ill kill myself tooo…….hichic….istill. want to hear your pounding heart and the warmth of your skin pleasr

why does everyone seem to hate us.? everyrhing is trying to get in the way of us i hate everything

you’re silly, my dear. i want you so much why would i ever run away?

yes yes! flay him! he doesn’t only disturb me but everyone else.

[yourtxnshi]

kinda just remembered that time isaw a sparkly binkie while lookingat stuff on amazon (ihave no idea why it appeared idt i was looking at anything related to binkies but yk) and i ss it and sent it to my exfriend (the yan onelmao) and iwas like “omg… ikinda want it.. its pretty and sparkly….” (it was like bedazzled orsomething) and shejust responded eith like “ehh… not really..” or like idr if she like called it ugly ornot its been tolong. andd i never saidanything like that again toher bc thatmade me so self conscious lmao.

this happened like a yearago atp ithink but idk ijust remembered it and ilove oversharing! please dontkill me for this ik its crimge aacdjfggfffffhhdshjdjv ggbf

[puppyweeed]

hi are u still drawing girls being really fat and may i request that you continue to do so. i am fatigued from withdrawal. dontkill me. thankyou

im going to kill you :)

[whimsydotcom]

dontkill me but i tjink a fever you cant sweat out and pretty odd were good albums, vices and virtues was decent and everything after than went downhill

[abcq2]

i hnestlly considered staying partly adude. i think boydyke is cute. dontkill m

[aimythest]

New Amy Prod By Dreamzs

FUXXX #XSCAPE DELETE DAT NICCA HAHAHAHA!

#DONTDIE #DONTKILL

[ask-globe]

oooouukaayyy juzt dontkill mee im. im uhm

tizzuez yeahhwoooo odnt kill me thatz a bad weong idea

Uhhhhh.... no promises!! Heheh...

*liam hfjone smile*

M!A - 4/10

[askscribblestuff]

Hehehehehehhehehehehhehehhehehehhhehehehheh

BURN THE WITTTCCCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can supply with flamethrowers 😊

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bbut i'm not a wwitch!!!pleas e dontkill me..