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Kid zoned
Durin a convo with a bud a mine Galeâs age came up, havin thought it was mid 40s with what I saw a year ago both of us were surprised when now everythinâs proven his to be 35 or as young as 30. Puttinâ him in the kid zone for Mark XD so yalâs old man loves are doomed as it was old man liesssss
Iâll leave it up yal in the comment(Or reblog tags here i guessâŚ) and who actually reads these if from here I go by his official age of 35 or the age Iâve always assumed(45ish/closer to his voice actors age), cause I donât care as much bout Gale bein kid zoned compared to mayhaps some of you commenters XD one way or another Iâm still gonna make fun of how clingy he was durinâ my run but when it comes to yalâs choices I give ya and me givinâ yal more control over who Mark grows to cares about Gale wonât be on the list of âpossible partnersâ. A age gap of 13 âs a bit much for my comfort, why half the companions are stuck behind that kid wall and Galeâll join em. I have at least some lines I wonât cross for yal humph and thereâs still two pain in the asses left for ya, Aint even gonna get in elf age dilemmas⌠so Shadowheart and Astarion are safe⌠for now~
#Galeâs fateâs in yer hands#doom em please XD#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 tav#bg3 fanart#bg3 mark#tav mark#bg3 comic
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silly scribbles of @pixlokita's cat Lady of Darkness Evil Doom because they made me laugh and I wanted to share 'em with y'all. I just HAD to try and capture her Essence⢠to the best of my ability xD I love her so so much <3
please do not repost. (reblogs are ok) (reference pics under the cut)


(photos by @pixlokita)
#cats#pixlokita#lady of darkness evil doom#photography#gift art#original stuff#she is soooo silly and makes me laugh always <3#digital art
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Got a crazy thing I got an idea off based off a previous ask...imagine if y/n was a gamer streamer in the cookie world...wonder what that would be like lmao! Brt they constantly, while gaming, have to endure cookies hitting on them and I think they'd get lots of likes...oh and certain types of attention like:
If y/n is playing a horror game or some game that makes them feel scared: the cookies are spamming comfort to y/n...
If y/n is playing a puzzle game: they'd try to help y/n with the puzzle and cheer em on...even give hints when y/n seems stuck!
If y/n is playing an rpg: the cookies are constantly cheering them on and helping them with which path to pick and other stuff
And other genres of games I'm sure you'll figure it out...buuut one last one I can't help but think of...
If y/n plays some sort of dating game or game with dating it it: God save their chat. it's gonna be so full of flirts and jealous cookies...because of cookies being like 'wait if they are ready to date in a game, does that mean they are potentially ready for REAL dating???' And all hell breaks loose in the chat! XD
Cream Ferret cookie: Uhm... Y/N cookie, if I may ask, why are you hiding under the desk?
Y/N cookie: I've doomed myself.
Cream Ferret cookie: elaborate please.
Y/N cookie: I've summoned several potential spouses just by playing a romance simulator game.
Cream Ferret cookie: I-... huh???
Y/N cookie: Crumble me.
Cream Ferret cookie: No can do. Besides, I'm sure it's not that ba-
*House starts shaking and outside the window or hundreds of cookies rushing to the house*
Cream Ferret cookie:... Y/N cookie.
Y/N cookie: Yeah?
Cream Ferret cookie: Get me my rifle in the basement...
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Oh! Thank you for elaborating on that. I found myself contemplating the meaning for quite a while, I tried asking Gregory for an answer but... safe to say I got nowhere. Comically enough, I was an English Teacher in life, sadly I wasn't aloud to be out as a lesbian.
Much Love,
Estella <3
What is... a gyat? Is that a video game? I've heard of those, but I've never played gyat so I wouldn't know how I've gotten to level 29.
Much Love and Confusion,
Estella <3
Awww! Well, apologize to Gregory first, than I'll hug you (Don't say anything, but he's quite a sensitive one. Which is fine, expressing emotions is perfectly okay)
Much love and hugs,
Estella <3
Of course darlings! I love all my fans, what do you want autographed?
-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd
0H 3M G33??? D1D 1 F1N4LLY F1ND L0V3???? :0!?!?! 4FT3R T0LK13N L3FT M3, 1 TH0UGHT I W4Z D00M3D 2 R0T 1N MY D4DZ B4ZM3NT 43V3R!! XD!!!
TH4NKZ F0R Z4V1NG M3, 1T K1ND4 ZM3LLZ D0WN TH3R3....
-CLYD3 X3
{OH EM GEE??? DID I FINALLY FIND LOVE???? :0!?!?! AFTER TOLKIEN LEFT ME, I THOUGHT I WAS DOOMED TO ROT IN MY DADS BASEMENT FOREVER!! XD!!!
THANKS FOR SAVING ME, IT KINDA SMELLS DOWN THERE....
-CLYDE X3}
omggggg... really?
drop the addyyyy
itll b like the tiktok rizz party.... haha.... super slay...
-Craig_The_Real_Tucker
Yes!!! YES I'M SINGLE PLEASE DATE ME PLEASSE PELASE PLEASE PLEA
-Gregory_Cutie_Pie_3rd
#craig tucker#craigfluencer#hellpark#south park#southpark#sp#underworld park#underworld park clyde#underworld park estella#underworld park gregory#gregory cutie pie vrs craig the real tucker#team gregory cutie pie 3rd
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My friend @silenthillmutual tagged me to answer some fic writer's ask game questions, so without further ado...
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
17 as of right now.
2. What is your AO3 wordcount?
181,115
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Mostly Hylics, but I've dabbled in several different fandoms. I've also written for the band Ghost, Pathologic, Knock-Knock, created the Neverending Nightmares tag on AO3 which still only contains the 3 fics I wrote for it, and am currently writing an epic novel-length Dark Souls fanfic!
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
1) Outcasts in an Overcast - 109
2) Dedusmuln Uncharted: The Hunt for the Paper Cup - 78
3) Molding A Legacy - 61
4) The Moon is Down - 60
5) Chaos Inverted - 51
Basically most of my Hylics fics lol đ đ¸đŻ
5. Do you respond to comments?
I always try to respond to every comment I get since it's not often that I get any. There were a few that ended up slipping through the cracks of my memory, and to those I'm sorry since it now feels kinda weird to respond to a comment written years ago, but mostly if you see a comment that I haven't answered it most likely means I've already responded to the person on another social media site.
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Definitely a tie between The Moon is Down and Chaos Inverted, but frankly that's to be expected since Gibby's such a doomed character. Out of all the blorbos I had to write Shakespearean levels of angst for it somehow ended up being the clay alien who's head looks like an orange and/or zoopals plate XD
7. What is the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Ironically it's a Pathologic fic I wrote two years ago called Like A Fire Melting Us Down. Basically a hurt/comfort fluff fic featuring Murky and Daniil bonding over both being autistic. It's probably the only fic I've written fic I've written that has a definitively happy ending, as in there's no room for darker speculation for the future or anything like that.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Thankfully no. If anyone out there doesn't like my fics they've done good not to harass me about it.
9. Do you write smut? If so, which kind?
No.
10. Do you write crossovers? Whatâs the craziest crossover youâve ever written?
The only crossovers I've written thus far both involve the game Knock-Knock; either the Lodger interacting with Thomas Smith from Neverending Nightmares or Daniil Dankovsky from Pathologic.
The latter comes from the fic Intruder, which I'm most proud of of all the crossovers I've done so far, yet I'm kinda surprised no one else has attempted this themselves or entertained the idea of my fic since Knock-Knock was what inspired Pathologic: The Marble Nest to begin with. I guess it's true that there are only 12 Western Knock-Knock fans left on the internet...
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Also thankful this hasn't happened yet.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
No, but if anyone wants to please let me know. I'd be more than happy for my stories to cross language barriers!
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
One time my fellow Hylics fic veteran bombcollar wrote a story called Dedusmuln's Dossier, which is all about Dedusmuln documenting all of the enemies in Hylics 2, and which I contributed two pieces of writing for The Hand of Moodbleen and Carassius! It's an awesome fic I recommend any Hylics fan check out, and I had some good fun thinking of what I wanted them to say about these two uniquely annoying enemies.
14. Whatâs your all-time favorite ship?
Goddammit I don't fucking know lmao. I don't take shipping as seriously as other people do. For now I'll say Burakhovsky for all the beautiful art I've seen for it, the Hylics crew being in a queerplatonic polycule and, just to throw an insane curve ball at everyone in the room, Siegmeyer/Domhnall ;-)
15. Whatâs a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
I'm gonna finish 'em all one day. I will not leave my children to rot in the pits of Writer's Block Hell...
16. What are your writing strengths?
I've been told by many people that they tend to really love the way I write dialogue for each of the characters I work with, original or already created. I'm also a lover of environmental descriptions and am always trying to build upon and improve in that aspect into my works.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Probably fight scenes since I've had so little practice, and due to a lot of the books I read not really having that many. I'm hoping To The Accursed can help me improve on that front, since Dark Souls is so heavily combat-oriented.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
I haven't gone farther than using singular words in other languages as of right now. That's something I'm definitely gonna need to step up on later down the line, particularly since there will be Dark Souls characters I'll be writing soon who will be speaking some sentences in Latin and Welsh respectively.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
The Swedish metal band Ghost! It was a story called For A Divine Cause which was about Papa Emeritus Primo realizing he suffers stage fright right before he's supposed to start touring for the first album, and thus summons his younger brother Terzo to help shape him up into being a good front man.
It's without question the worst of my fics from a writing and technical perspective, but it was the first one I ever wrote so that's kinda to be expected. I am pleasantly surprised it has so many kudos and bookmarks after all these years!
20. Favorite fic youâve written?
Honestly, I'm think I'm gonna have to make it a tie between Dedusmuln Uncharted and Chaos Inverted.
The first is the fic where I truly started getting more creative in my writing (and is my first full made podfic which I'm even more proud of!), while the latter was sooooo much fun to write and gave me the confidence to write novellas. The Hylics fandom has been so supportive of my work, and I thank you all for being the best fandom experience I've ever had <3
That was fun! I'll tag @bombcollar, @pinkiepiebones, and @brainshock-alpha for this one âď¸â¨
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đđđ thats 3 different book emojis i found on my phone but pls tell me as many as you want to!
You know, it's really hilarious to me how differently emojis are displayed between interfaces. These are still all books, but they look COMPLETELY different between my phone and my laptop XD Anyway!
đ (a stack of books on my comp): So i might have mentioned this one here, and i KNOW i've mentioned it on my discord server, but.. a P5R+Strikers/Bleach crossover, where Persona 5 MC is related to Ishida Ryuuken, and the PT place that Ryuji goes to after P5R is done is in Karakura, and P5-MC's parents see that MC is missing his friends, have a quiet talk with each other, and decide that, while they can't impose on Sakura-san again so soon after doing so, they CAN arrange for Ishida Ryuuken to be parental-stand-in so that they can send MC to Karakura to be with Ryuji and (significantly closer to) his other friends that he made. The story itself starts after P5R is complete, and ends up covering bits of Strikers and Bleach's first arc, with some timeline finagling to make it all work out because lol that's a LOT for a single summer break.
Also featuring Joker making the Karakura folks go ?????????????? a lot (especially Kisuke), Akechi being Actually Dead But It's Okay, We Find Him Within Ten Seconds Of Breaking Into Soul Society (and make the Karakura folks go ??????????? even more), and Hoo Boy There Are A Lot Of Palaces In This Here Seireitei, Let's Fuck Em Up Team (making the Karakura folks go ???????????????????????????????????????????????????)
I want to write this one so bad but I need the brainspace for it because this ends up being a LOT OF CHARACTERS to balance, loool
đ (a book with a parchment yellow cover): I have a sort of "swan-bride" AU with Erich/Ukitake/Kyoraku, except it's less "fae captured by person wanting partner" and more "Erich is a dragon that can shed his scales into a cloak and look human, and Ukitake and Kyoraku have to occassionally go into the fae-woods just outside the city in order to collect special herbs for Ukitake's illness, and they've managed to capture Erich's attention and his curiousity and they REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS, OH NO, WE'RE DOOMED, WHY IS A DRAGON PAYING ATTENTION TO US AAAAHHH and Erich's just over here like "i am gifting you things, do you like them? have i pleased you? i think I might start courting you two because you're Interesting" and no one realizes that they're talking past each other until way late in the game.
đ (open book): And in a completely different fandom, I have two whole time travel AUs in the Code Vein verse that I want to write. One of which is Jack being sent back (or getting visions? He's not sure and neither is the author!) to the moment he first gets his relic and fucking shit up from there in an effort to make fewer people die this time. The second is Code Vein MC and crew going back in time to the moment that the first mistle is created (so before even Operation Queenslayer starts, when the only thing everyone has to worry about is the Horrors) and being end game badasses in pre-pre-PRE-story territory and absolutely fucking shit up on purpose and with malice aforethought. MC's kinda along for the ride since he remembers none of this, but he's down to make the world a less horrifying place.
#ask meme#if you want more just ask XD#i have many AUs that i've kept mostly as thoughts and haven't gotten around to writing just yet#i really want to write so many of them!#but i only have so many hours in the day =(
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Tagged by @jocarthage Rules: You can usually tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to! Put your music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. Before going forward, I feel like should explain that I don't keep playlists in the traditional sense. As in they're created with a theme or mind or for a specific mood or anything. I basically use 1 Spotify playlist that use to store any and all songs that I discover and/or remember. So it's just a mess of genres in both Spanish and English. 1. Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At The Disco. Legit not surprised this is the first one. XD I listen to this song so much Spotify's algorithm knows to play it first. I love swing and jazz, and everything Urie was doing with this song. I'm cutting my mind off Feels like my heart is going to burst Alone at a table for two and I just wanna be served And when you think of me am I the best you've ever had? Share one more drink with me, smile even though you're sad 2. Ahora Quien (Salsa version) by Marc Anthony. Translates to Now Who? I love Marc Anthony. He's just amazing. His lyrics are always gorgeous and my translation will do it no justice. (salsa version because I love to dance). And who will write you poems and letters? And who will tell you his fears and faults? Who will let you sleep on your back? And then in the silence you will tell him you love him You'll have his breathe on your face He will lose his way in your gaze and will Forget life loving you Now who? 3. Can't Feel My Face by the Weekend. Just a good jam. Music for me first and foremost is for walking or cleaning or working out. So I like stuff I can move too. And I know she'll be the death of me At least we'll both be numb And she'll always get the best of me The worst is yet to come But at least we'll both be beautiful and stay forever young This I know, yeah, this I know 4. The Wanderer by Dion. What can I say? I love Fallout 4. Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down Where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name They call me the wanderer, yeah the wanderer I roam around around around 5. I Don't Feel Like Dancin' by the Scissor Sisters. There's an RNM fic in here somewhere, I just know it. Cities come and cities go just like the old empires When all you do is change your clothes and call that versatile You got so many colors make a blind man so confused Then why can't I keep up when you're the only thing I lose? So I'll just pretend that I know which way to bend And I'm gonna tell the whole world that you're mine Just please understand when I see you clapping your hands If you stick around I'm sure that you'll be fine 6. Pressure by Muse. This is one of those songs that I'd add to an Alex Manes playlist if I made playlists about characters. More for the vibe--the need to break free and the bubbling anger. I'm feeling the pressure I can't break out No one can hear me scream and shout Get out of my face, out of my mind I see your corruption I'm not blind I'll carry the burden and take the strain And when I am done I will make you pay 7. El Beso Que No Le Di by Romeo Santos & Kiko Rodriguez. Guess I can't have a music list without some sentimientios hahaha I cannot emphasizes enough just how dramatic this song is. Max Evans weeps to this song in the desert. My poor English translation does not do it justice. I saw her at the altar With a diadem on her head That boyfriend took what I most loved Her image I can't erase I want to remove from my memory Her white dress, the ring on her finger And the kiss I didn't give her. 8. Ungodly Hour by Chloe x Halle. This is one of my miluca songs and now I am in my feelings. You know that I, I heard it all before You're hesitant, but you could give me more I know you like to play those silly games When you're done, call my name When you decide you like yourself (Holler at me) When you decide you need someone (Call up on me) When
you don't have to think about it Love me at the ungodly hour 9. Volvi a Nacer by Carlos Vives. The lyrics to this one aren't that amazing. I just really like the music, the way he sings the song. I want to marry you Stand by your side Be blessed by your love That's why I want to leave my past I want you to come with me Die in your arms, sweet love. 10. Moon River by Frank Ocean. First of all, thank fuck it wasn't another Spanish song. I regret adding lyrics. XD Anyway, I came across this one while watching Doom Patrol. What a wonderful, poignant song. Two drifters off to see the world It's such a crazy world you'll see (What I see, who I become) What I see, who I become We're all chasin' after our end Chasin' after our ends Life's just around the bend, my friend Moon river and me Not gonna bother tagging anyone. If you wanna do it, consider yourself tagged.
#tagging meme#long post#sorry it came out so long#rnm spoilers#i guess?#since i mention max weeping in the desert#there are a lot of spanish songs that remind me of max actually
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Entry #2: Exam weeeekkkk
Date: 14/09/2021
Time: 4:20PM
Dear Anonymous,Â
I am baccckkk. And so has the week :) Anyhow I hope you enjoyed your weekend - slept a lot, maybe went outside, read some books, all energised. Well if not, hey not a problem. Make through this week and MAKE SURE TO ENERGISE YOURSELF. Your health is very important.Â
So 8 days are left for my Mid Terms and I am NOT prepared. Ik Ik its every other student situation but like my school is keeping me on the edge - they are saying my exams can be either online/offline. Nowww if its Online HALLELUJAH. Ya know the drill - got em notes xD. But if its offline I am doomed. Like Ik i should study rather than procrastinate *Bang Chan : âLike mate stop procrastinatingâ* Moving on I have this really toxic yet productive thingy - I work great under pressure/stress. Like a workaholic. Ik stress is not good for oneâs mental health but I have a love hate relationship with it if you know what I mean. Anddd sameee goes for my unhealthy coping mechanism - I just drown myself in work.
I feel some might relate to this some wonât, but when you have those stressed mental breakdowns, its so relieving. Like after your cry your eyes out its like u feel so liigghhtttt. I KNOW THIS IS TOXIC I KNOW I DONâT PROMOTE THIS PLEASE DONâT FOLLOW THIS HAVE A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE YâALL. U ARE MY BESTIES AND IK I AM BEING PASSIVE AGGRESIVE WITH MY ALL CAPS BUT WHATEVA. I LOVE YâALL.Â
So yeahhhh I gotta get back to work again. Until then bestiesss I am gonna see you next time. HERE IS MY *Virtual Hug* Byeeee
A Random Journal Of Everyone
A.
#youth#self love#journal#teenagers#random#teenage diary#new#heheeh#writers on tumblr#be your own person
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Posting a few Miscellaneous Tidbits, which will hopefully entertain yâall and help me feel Accomplished so I get things rolling, so to speak ^^;;
Below, some snippets from Distaff, Auxiliaries, Epic Crossover RP of DOOM, The Caladrius (Phoenixverse), an upcoming Outline (not LGSaC, this is The Mask of Zorro Fusion No One One Person Asked For) and Precipice.
(Please note that the Precipice segment is actually from what will probably be broken off into a sequel after a six-year timejump following Arc 7, so it is pretty spoilery. Itâs also the last in the document. Also, all of these except the ECRPOD bits are drafts and subject to change.)
1. Distaff (this actually comes from the next chapter; which is in part delayed because thereâs like twelve things obi-wan has to do before he leaves for Utapau which is the next thing that happens soooooo yeah.)
âBut sheâs not in any danger?â Padme had already said so, butâŚ
She shook her head, then paused. âNot immediate or direct danger, anyway. Not from--not from what I know.â
Which was fair. Anakin remained alarmingly reckless--though, come to think of it, she hadnât actually slipped off to race or anything of the like more than once or twice since their return to Coruscant. Unusual, and an important piece of the puzzle, he was certain.
But even with that, the full picture remained--elusive.
âSheâs going to tell you,â Padme went on. âShe just...she loves you, and she needs you, and she doesnât want...I think sheâs afraid of losing you.â
He paused, letting that sink in for a moment. âThere is...there is nothing she could say that would make that happen.â
âI know,â she said. âAnd Iâm pretty sure she does, too. Deep down. Itâs just...thereâs knowing, and then thereâs knowing, and she doesnât want to disappoint you.â
2. Auxiliaries
âNo, Masters, I havenât yet been able to get a sample. But this boy, heâsâŚâ Obi-Wan shook his head. âIâve never sensed someone so strong in the Force in my entire life.â
âWhat is it you intend to do?â Master Windu asked.
âI think I should bring him to Coruscant,â Obi-Wan replied, knowing how radical a thing he was proposing. âTo the Temple.â
âTrained as a Jedi, you wish for him?â Yoda asked, arching an eyebrow.
He took a deep breath. âYes. I know heâs--heâs twelve, approximately, heâs too old by any measure. But...this boy, heâs...Iâm concerned about the possible ramifications of not bringing him into the fold.â
âWhat do you mean?â Master Mundi asked, leaning forward a little.
Obi-Wan winced internally. He had avoided speaking on the subject--avoided thinking about it, insofar as he could--since the Naboo Crisis just over three years before. So many things, so many emotions it was so hard to release--his masterâs death. His Trials. His bizarre status, as the only Jedi in a thousand years who had fought and killed a--
There was no help for it now. And, as surely as he knew anything, Obi-Wan knew that Anakin Skywalker was important, and that it was his responsibility to make sure the child wasnât...misused. âIf I found him, Masters,â Obi-Wan said quietly, âthe Sith might, as well.â
3. Epic Crossover RP of DOOM (three for the price of one because we think weâre hilarious)
1) "Yeah, that would be a kidnapping, I think," Leia said. "Someone tried to kidnap me once."
"And did flamethrowers happen?" Tony asked.
"Sadly, no," Leia said. "I was four, I didn't have one. But biting happened!"
"Good enough," Tony said. "Baby, if someone tries to kidnap you, bite 'em to the bone."
"Damn right," Leia said cheerfully. "It wasnât a big deal, in the end--just this jackass who wanted Uncle Owen to buy into some sort of protection racket."
"Wow," Tony said. "From what I know of your Uncle Owen, that did not end well for him."
"Uncle Owen didn't do anything," she said. "Aunt Beru was closer to the rifle."
2) "Yeah, you're gonna need working wire first," Tony said, from the doorway. "Also, hi. Baltar, do not steal my lab partner."
"I am not your lab partner," Bruce said, automatically.
"And I'm not stealing anyone," Gaius said.
"Just borrowing," Caprica said wryly.
"Collaborating, darling."
"Hi, Tony," Ahsoka said, since apparently they didn't teach Padawans manners anymore. Nevermind that one of them was hers.
3) Tony scowled, and Bruce laughed. "More or less," he said, "but not one you can make with a screwdriver and also, we don't use the i word in this house after the toaster incident."
Caprica arched an eyebrow. "Toaster incident?"
"Well, the first toaster incident," Bruce amended. "The second toaster incident was a little less⌠fiery."
"Fuck you," Tony said. "I can't help it if I sleep-engineer sometimes, these things just happen."
"I know, right?" Anakin said. "Sometimes, I build the most incredible things that way. ...and sometimes Rex wakes me up with a fire extinguisher and yells at me about the med droid again."
4. The Caladrius (Phoenixverse)
Kellom made his way down to the rubble of Captivesgate, hoping that the explosive used might provide some useful details about these renegade mages and how the hell they had accomplished the impossible.
He was not, of course, so lucky as that.
âWhat do you mean, you havenât found it?â he asked, maintaining surface calm only by a lifetime of military discipline.
âJust that, Highness,â the guard said. âThereâs no traces of fire powder, or even black water. We even had an earth-mage go over the area, look for smaller bits we couldnât see, and nothing.â
Which meant some sort of exotic or mage-born explosion. That much harder to trace.
âI see,â he said. âIâm going to take a look myself. Youâre dismissed.â Not that  he doubted the manâs word, just that--well, sometimes it helped to get his own impressions. See things with his own eyes.
âHighness,â the guard said, and bowed and stepped aside to let him pass.
Kellom picked his way over the rubble, studying the ground--he knew where theyâd found the twisted metal bits they thought had housed the explosive. That was a good place to start.
And something--
Something glittered at him, through the dust and rocks. Some kind of jewel, or crystal?
He frowned, and knelt down. Surprising, really, that it hadnât already been removed. He pushed aside a small stone slab, and picked it up. It was small, about the size of the last joint on his smallest finger; clear red and warm to the touch.
5. AU Outline FTW
Obi-Wan created the Zorro persona to investigate Qui-Gonâs Super Sketchy Death, and then it sort of snowballed from there.
He was like twelve when he did this.
Obi-Wanâs a precocious kid, okay.
6. Precipice (this snippet comes from Arc 14, and honestly, this joke might not make it into the final thing, itâs from a fairly old draft--but thatâs just all the more reason to share it now XD)
âThis,â Leia muttered under her breath, âis never going to work.â
âSo little faith,â Dad said. Somehow, even through the vocoder on his stolen helmet, his amusement shone through.
âLuke is too short to pass as a stormtrooper,â she pointed out, âand full-face helmets make you claustrophobic.â
âHey, Iâm not saying this is my best plan ever,â he said. âBut all it has to do is get us up on that station. And youâre even shorter than Luke, princess, so if he has trouble passingâŚâ
âWeâll be fine,â Luke interrupted, calm as always. Heâs a much better Jedi than either of us, Leia thought, fondly.
#miscelania#shadowsong writes star wars#shadowsong writes bsg#shadowsong writes crossovers#shadowsong cowrites stuff#shadowsong writes original fiction#precipice verse#auxiliaries!verse#Distaff#epic crossover rp OF DOOM#The Phoenix#tigerkat24
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9-6 Valkyriesâ Summer: Broken Relic
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Reminder that these are copied straight from XD Unlimited itself, so any grammatical weirdness, mistranslations, and/or mischaracterizations are not my doing.

Maria: "Over there! Those people are under attack!"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Are they islanders?! Guh, they're too far away... We'll have to draw the enemy to us so they can escape!"
Chris Yukine: "If I blast 'em from here, they'll have no choice but to give us their attention!"
Maria: "Looks like they've noticed us. Hah! Just try me!"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Try to get as far away from here as possible! We'll handle this!"
Fishermen: "B-But you'll!"
Chris Yukine: "Don't worry about us! We're used to this sort of thing!"
Chris Yukine: "How's that?! Hey, we took care of 'em! Anyone still alive over there?"
Fishermen: "Thank you so much. That was a close call! But who are you girls?"
Maria: "It's kind of a long story."
Fishermen: "W-Well, we'll have to thank you properly once we disembark."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Hold on! Don't get too close to the shore yet!"
Fishermen: "The Noise! They're back! We're doomed!"
Maria: "Don't give up! Just do whatever you can to stay alive!"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "I protect life--that is my sword's sworn duty! I won't let them lay a finger on any innocent bystanders!"
Chris Yukine: "You guys can just keep on coming! You're all gonna be dust soon enough!"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "The Noise have been exterminated. It's all right now."
Fisherman A: "You saved us."
Chris Yukine: "Told you we could handle it."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "No need to thank us. Facing danger and keeping people safe is our duty."
Fisherman B: "Duty, eh? You certainly seem used to fighting the Noise, but who in the world are you?"
Maria: "Ah, right. We're from a secret government agency... of sorts."
Fisherman B: "Ah, I suppose that'd explain it, yes..."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "More importantly, could you tell us more about this island? Do the Noise appear here often?"
Chris Yukine: "We know basically nothing about this place."
Fisherman A: "It's just a small village where fishermen and their families lived. The Noise problem is more recent."
Fisherman B: "Because of the Noise, the fishermen all banded together and moved to another island."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Then why are the rest of you still here?"
Fisherman A: "We like it here on this island, and we won't let the Noise take it away from us."
Chris Yukine: "It is a beautiful island, I'll give you that. And you've got plenty of fish too."
Fisherman A: "Noise sightings used to be rare in the past, and even then, they were always sighted off the island."
Fisherman A: "But recently they've been showing up on the island as well."
Maria: "The fact that they've increased so suddenly concerns me."
Fisherman B: "Also, there's this strange, black shadow that's been appearing offshore. Could the increase in Noise--"
Maria: "--be because of that black shadow?"
Fisherman A: "I once saw the shadow while offshore, and then a horde of Noise spawned. They must be related somehow."
Fisherman B: "Yeah. We used the sacred harpoon enshrined here hoping it would help, but it shattered..."
Chris Yukine: "Sacred, huh? I don't know what to tell you there, but facing the Noise is a fool's errand all the same!"
Maria: "She's right. Though speaking of which, could you tell us more about this shadow and that enshrined harpoon?"
Fisherman A: "I can't say much about the black shadow, but it's under the surface, and much larger than a fishing boat."
Chris Yukine: "Bigger than a boat? So we're talking pretty big, then."
Fisherman B: "Yes. That's why we used the sacred heirloom, the  harpoon imbued with the spirit worshipped on this island."
Fisherman A: "It's normally kept in an underground shrine, but had been brought to the surface for a festival."
Fisherman B: "But it couldn't pierce the black shadow. Instead, it shattered into fragments, and they got absorbed..."
Fisherman A: "Perhaps the Noise appearing on the island is due to the heirloom having been destroyed?"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "You mentioned fragments... Would they happen to have been about this big?"
Fisherman B: "Y-Yes, that's about the right size."
Maria: "This is a fragment we found of a mysterious relic. It's likely part of your sacred heirloom."
Chris Yukine: "About how many fragments did it shatter into?"
Fisherman B: "There looked to be about five or so large ones."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "There's a roaring sound we always hear before the monsters appear. Do you have any knowledge of what it is?"
Fisherman A: "You mean that unearthly roar? Around here, we call that the Demon's Song."
Fisherman B: "We started hearing it once the Noise began showing up en masse. Hence why it's called the Demon's Song."
Maria: "So then it is related to the Noise, it would seem."
Maria: "As government agents, we'll handle this. It's dangerous here, so please try to vacate the area."
Chris Yukine: "We'll take out all those Noise for ya."
Fisherman A: "R-Really? You'll deal with them for us?"
Fisherman B: "Please, we're begging you!"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Leave it to us. We'll bring the situation here under control."

Maria: "So, that discussion earlier about the relic and the Noise being connected... What do you think?"
Chris Yukine: "About how the Noise used to not approach the island?"
Maria: "Yes. There's a shrine on this island, where a relic had been enshrined..."
Maria: "And once that relic broke, the Noise began to encroach upon the island. Don't you think there's a connection?"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "It seems so. It's as if the relic was keeping the Noise at bay."
Maria: "And then there's that massive black shadow. That must be the cause of the abnormality here."
Chris Yukine: "So if we take that thing out, the abnormality should clear up?"
Maria: "It's possible. But to do that, we'll need to collect the shattered relic fragments."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "So our goals are to look into and eliminate the black shadow, and to recover the relic fragments."
Maria: "Agreed."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Say, do you think that black shadow may be some type of karmified Noise?"
Chris Yukine: "You mean like the other Karma Noise from before?"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Yes. We don't have proof, but given other incidents, there's a good chance that's what Gjallarhorn detected."
Tsubasa Kazanari: "But assuming it is a Karma Noise, why would it appear someplace where there are so few people?"
Maria: "There's still a whole lot we don't understand about the Karma Noise. We can't rule anything out right now."
Chris Yukine: "Right, but if it is a Karma noise..." [1]
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Yeah. It means we can't use Ignite."
Maria: "That's going to be a pain."
Chris Yukine: "But we still have our swimsuit Gears! We can just use those to kick its butt!"
Tsubasa Kazanari: "Hmm. Good point. We can't let things go like last time." Maria: "Yes, we'll just have to do our best."

Hibiki Tachibana: "Wow, no surprise this place is booming right after the recent renovations, huh Miku?"
Miku Kohinata: "Yeah. And hey, you did a great job, Hibiki. You really managed to finish all your homework quickly..."
Hibiki Tachibana: "It's all thanks to you, Miku! Oh, and here's the super-big aquarium tank that's their new centerpiece!"
Miku Kohinata: "They said how big it is in the advertisement, but now that I'm actually seeing it... They weren't kidding!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "They really weren't! It even extends to the upper levels. It looks like it'd be fun to take a swim in!"
Miku Kohinata: "You'd startle the fish... Oh, Hibiki, look who's over there."
Hibiki Tachibana: "It's Shirabe-chan and Kirika-chan. I wonder if they're on a date too? Hey girls!"
Kirika Akatsuki: "Oh, you two came here, too!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "Yep! I churned through my homework just so I could come!"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "I see. So that's why you were so gung-ho about doing it."
Kirika Akatsuki: "That solves one mystery."
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "We read about the new aquarium tank in a magazine and decided to come check it out."
Miku Kohinata: "It's incredibly big. I wonder what's in it?"
Kirika Akatsuki: "Whoa! It's a whale tank!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "Whales?! Seriously?!"
Miku Kohinata: "There's a pair of them. They seem to be swimming along happily together."
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "They're kind of intimidating..."
Hibiki Tachibana: "Wooooow... So this is what the underside of a whale looks like!"
Kirika Akatsuki: "It's amazing just how big they are! Oh hey, one of them's calling out!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "And the other one is answering! So this is what whale songs sound like!"
Miku Kohinata: "Are they communicating using those songs? This is the first time I've ever heard one."
Hibiki Tachibana: "They seem like they're really close. Like me and you, Miku."
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah. Or like me and Kiri-chan."
Aquarium Guide: "Those two whales are a mating pair."
Miku Kohinata: "Oh, I see. That sounds pretty nice..."
Kirika Akatsuki: "Yeah..."

Kirika Akatsuki: "Man, that was so much fun!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "The other tanks were amazing, but that ginormous whale tank was just incredible!"
Miku Kohinata: "It really was the premier exhibit... Hey, are you phones going off?"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "It's an emergency transmission, Kiri-chan. we've got Noise!" [2] Kirika Akatsuki: "Hibiki-san is here with us too! What's the location?!"
Passerby A: "It's... It's the Noise! Stay back... Stay back! Aaahhhh!"
Passerby B: "S-Somebody, help me! The heel broke off my shoe and... Aaaah!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "I can't believe they'd come here... Miku, I'll be right back!"
Miku Kohinata: "I'll help people evacuate! Stay safe, you three!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "You too, Miku!"
Kirika Akatsuki: "I'm not letting them wreck that shiny new aquarium!"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Yeah, we'll keep it safe!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "Raaaaagh!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "I've cleaned things up over here! How are things over there?!"
Kirika Akatsuki: "We just finished up, too!"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "As clean as a whistle."
Hibiki Tachibana: "Seems like the evacuation went smoothly, too. Now we just need to get rid any stragglers, I suppose."
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Ah! There's one left!"
Kirika Akatsuki: "it's headed for the aquarium!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "Oh no! Not the whales! I won't let you touch them!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "Hyaaaaaaah!"
Kirika Akatsuki: "Yikes, there's more crawling out from further in! We'll have to stop them right here and now!"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Right. We'll hold the line."
Hibiki Tachibana: "All right, you Noise! You're not going to get... another step closer!"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Kiri-chan, let's back up Hibiki-san!"
Kirika Akatsuki: "We'll show those Noise what aquarium buddies can do when they team up!"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "This is the last of them! Yah!"
Hibiki Tachibana: "We did it! How's the aquarium?"
Kirika Akatsuki: "It's fine! I'm sure the whales are safe and sound!"

Hibiki Tachibana: "That's a relief. I'm glad we were able to protect them."
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "Hey, I think I just heard one of the whales..."
Hibiki Tachibana: "Maybe they're saying thank you? Heheh, you're welcome. I hope you two stay nice and close."
Kirika Akatsuki: "I'm glad we managed to keep them safe. We'll have to come back some time!"
Shirabe Tsukuyomi: "The whales appreciated our hard work. We'll definitely be back."
Hibiki Tachibana: "Okay, let's head back. I need to make sure Miku gets the good news!"
Notes:
[1] Noise wasnât capitalized
[2] They didn't capitalize the "we've" at the beginning of the second sentence in this line
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOOOO!!!! WOOOOO!! I said I was gonna be nice with this XD but no, post break up Mike/ JESSSSIIIIICCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAA
A/N: Sammy, NO! so instead of a sad fic, I keep the break up premise but made it all about Mike and Emilyâs relationship so i donât have to focus on the sadness and impossible idea of Mike and Jess breaking up for more than I have too XP.
âOh sheâs crazy.â Was Mikeâs go to explanation. It worked on everyone, well everyone but his friends, because they were also friends with Jess and they knew the real reason they broke up.
He had become so accustomed to saying it, he hadnât realized is passed with lips right in from of none other than Emily Davis until she slapped him in the back of his head.
âOww,â He said rubbing his head.
âWow, what the fuck if wrong with you Mike!â She half hissed, half shouted. ââSheâs crazyâ fuck no, in anyoneâs crazy itâs you!â
âWill you just.â he âshh-edâ her, momentarily forgetting who he was talking to and what a horrible idea that was. He seemed to lose his senses when it came to his goddamn pride.
She stared at him for a moment, her eyes wide and her mouth open, looking like heâd just slapped her across the face.
âdid you just âshhhâ me?â She shouted. Mike looked around. Everyone near them at the party was watching them now, and Mike let out a small groan. âDONâT FUCKING SHH ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! IâLL SAY WHAT I WANT!â
âCan we just, please, talk outside?â
âWhy?â She said, still shouting. âam I embarrassing you? Oh , Iâm so sorry, Itâs not like youâre calling my best friend crazy just to boost your frail little ego!â
âEm!â
âNo, donât âEmâ, me! you canât talk shit about Jess and expect he to just stand here and listen when really she dumped your ass!â Mike looked to he ground, feeling the stabbing pain in his chest again. He didnât even bother to look Emilyâs way, he just turned around, and made for the porch.
Thankfully, it was mostly empty. It was winter, and other than the one or two drunk teens making out, Mike was alone. He swallowed what was left of his beer and leaned against the railing, looking out at the night sky, trying to stop the pain.
Of course, it was normal for a girl to mope after a break-up. Theyâd cry and eat their ice cream and watch little rom-coms and call their friends. But Mike was a guy, he wasnât allowed to feel like shit. He wasnât allowed to admit that Jessica Riley broke his heart into a fucking million pieces.
Fucking Emily. She wonât even let me have a shred of dignity.
A few minutes later, he heard the door slide open and a voice like nails on a chalkboard spoke.
âWow, upset and let your little secret loose? Get over yourself, Mike.â He turned to and glared at Emily, As their eyeâs met, the rage was gone from her eyes, and she frowned slightly.
âJust leave me alone,â Mike grunted out. Instead she took a step closer to him.
âwow,â she muttered, âI didnât realize you were actually upset about this thing, I mean, itâs you.â
âShe left me to be with Matt, why would i not be upset?â Mike asked, âWhy does everyone magically fucking assume Iâd be fucking fine with it?â
âI donât know, maybe because you dumped me to be with Jess?â
âI didnâtâ Mike took a breath, âIt wasnât like that.â Emily rolled her eye, scoffing, but Mike just kept glaring at her. âWe broke up, again, and Jess and I were always friendly, and we had a lot of fun together andâŚâ he trailed off, turning his head out to the sky. Emily moved and stood right next to him, never taking her eyes off of him.
âI didnâtâ she paused, âyou really loved her didnât you? I mean, i donât think you ever got this upset about all those times we broke up.â That was the second time Emily Davis punched him in the gut that night.
âWhat?â Mike asked. âof course I did. Every single fucking time we did. I loved you, love you.â he shrugged. âyou were my best friend, and my girlfriend, and my everything and⌠I donât know, we just ever could seem to make it work.â
But he wished they could. every time he saw her he wished both of them were just a little less competitive, and had a little less pride than they both did, and wornât as stubborn as they were.
Emilyâs eyes grew wide, and a million different things flashed across her face. It was always impossible to be sure with Emily, but sometimes, Mike would catch her looking at him, and he thought she wished for the same thing.
âI didnât,â was all she could say. They stared at each other. Both hopelessly doomed to forever love the other, but know they would never be right for each other. She was still reeling from her and Mattâs break-up and Mike felt the rejection every single second he was awake.
After a moment of silence. Mike looked away from her and stared out into the night sky. There was nothing. No stars, no moon, just the darkness of space. He felt Emily place her hand of top of his, and felt her sift a little closer.
âIâm sorry,â she said. Mike nodded.
âYou know what made our break ups a little easier than this one?â Mike asked. âwhen I told everyone you were crazy, they already knew you were so they believed it without question.â She slapped his arm, and Mike laughed slightly.
âYou're an asshole,â she said, with a faint smile on her face.
#prompt#au prompt#mike munroe#ud emily#emily davis#until dawn#mine#YYYAAAAYYYYS#I like this one#a lot#sorry its not what you wanted sammy#but i love them and their relationship#sammythepsycho
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Homestuck Epilogues - Meat - Pages 23 & 24 (Epilogue 4 Pages 6 & 7)
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I'm overly tired. Yeah, that's it.
My brother's really Sephiroth, and Eli was adopted by a Wyvern.
Me: i'm considering chopping all of my brother's hair off and giving him a real reason to go into seclusion.
Ray: because that would totally be the end of the world, yes ma'am
I'M BALD
OH GOD
THEY WERE RIGHT
2012 REALLY IS THE APOCALYPSE
nevermind that it is 2011 we can speed the calendar up a bit
Me: lmao. yet another reason i need to try and get mom to buy me a digital camera for my birthday this year. *cackle* 'please mom, i have to document his fall into madness!'
Ray: and then, Earth's version of Sephiroth arises
without the hair, of course
Me: *dies* i'd better get my katana back from him beforehand, then. it's not as long as Masamune, but it's still sharp.
Ray: better watch out, Amy
he'll be calling down a meteor soon
...uh oh
he's the cause of all the earthquakes, isn't he
it's already begun
Me: ....i had not considered this. i must get my friends and minions to safety! but first, we'll need to finish that gummi ship in the garage i've been making the Chip and Dale illusions work on. >_>
Ray: horde all your Gummi candies
build, build, build!
so that you can retreeeeeat!
Me: the cheap ass Safeway version of gummi worms work especially well, i've found. too tough to chew on, might as well use 'em for structure.
Ray: excellent, you'll be finished in no time!
Me: and then i can shove in seven- no eight cats, need to bring Oblivion- ooh, and Saix, so nine - and then i can pick up you, Robin, Gin, the rest of my minions...
Ray: and then we can all fly out into the sunset!
...but to where will we go
I don't think anyone ever gets that far
Me: hunting for real life keyblade masters? >>
Ray: sounds like a plan~
Me: and the Jalen plushie gets to steer.
Ray: and then we get horribly, horribly lost.
maps? what are those?!
Me: yes, we don't need those outdated pieces of paper....we've got mystical gps!
Ray: that we do!
oh, and world shifts.
can't forget the world shifts.
Me: well, variety is good. we'll make everyone an inflatable house that fits in a backpack that they keep with them all the time, and no problem! except for the giant dragon/heartless/hydra that's three seconds away from eating you while you're setting it up.
Ray: lol yeah
wow world shift already??
let me set up my portable house before a storm hits!
HEY THERE WYVERN DON'T TEAR UP MY INFLATABLE HOUSE
OH GOD DON'T COME AFTER ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: *dies* that. would be a problem. i'm picturing you running away with flailing arms as the wyvern gives chase. hysterical. ......i need to do that to Eli sometime.
Ray: that's exactly how it would work out, too
maybe the wyvern catches him
and carries him off to its nest
"I will raise it as if it were my own! >:|b"
Me:: *snickerdie* Eli all 'WTF how do i get DOWN from here'. or he'd make friends because he's his mother's son, and come home with it while everyone is freaking out. 'look, i made a friend! i named him Yen Sid!'
Ray: lmao he would totes do that
that would be freaking awesome
Ray would be so proud
Me: lmao. hey, he's heard about the behemoth deal. he wants to impress her with something just as cool, but hopefully not something that'll fry him.
Ray: fff
Ray is a danger to her pupils just from her past
that's... great XD
Me: >__> hey, at least the kid doesn't idolize Rak.
Ray: so true XD he'd be disowned as a student
Me: Eli: 'but....but....aunt Raaaaaayyyyy....i only wanted to see how he does things, i wasn't gonna learn any of 'em!' *cue Puppy Eyes of Doom*
Ray: Seeing how he does things is learning how to do them. /frown
Me: Eli: *scuffs shoe, pouts some more* i love you bestest of all?
Ray: /GLOWER OF DOOM
Me: Eli: *wilts, then brightens* i got you something! *digs around in his pocket and pulls out a flattened gummi bear* here!
and Eli would have to introduce his Yen Sid to THE Yen Sid...
Ray: ...that would be horrible XD
Me: i'm kinda imagining Yen Sid wondering if anyone's actually RAISING this boy, or if the refs are just letting him run wild for their own amusement.
Ray: he ought to know Ray enough by now to know that she's doing the latter C:
Me: lol. it's so much more fun! weekend sleepovers at Ray's house, full of 'do whatever you want as long as it doesn't kill the house'. since, you know, he's on a leash for his actual training.
Ray: exactly~
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