#dr. clovenhoof

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Bugs: (Concerning the results of Dr. Clovenhoof's "super-microwave", which has apparently done exactly the opposite of what it was intended to do)

Bugs: You've made a refrigerator!

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Porky (as bank teller): W-w-w-w-w-why sir, this bill is count-c-c-counter-uh it's a fake! Yosemite Sam: No, ah don't think so! And ah'll hafta see the rest o' your money to compare! Dr. Clovenhoof It's a scientific method, I hear it all the rage!

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Dr. Clovenhoof: It's a little experiment that might win me the Nobel Prize. Bugs: In what field? Dr. Clovenhoof: I don't care; they all pay the same.

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Wile E.: I've had a perfect attendance record since kindergarten. Dr. Clovenhoof: Mine's perfect since preschool. Wile E.: I skipped preschool. They didn't think I needed it.

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Dr. Clovenhoof: Yes, well, that would certainly help - but I'm more concerned about the Ancient database - its ability to back up data. It's incredibly redundant. Bugs: 'Incredibly redundant'. Dr. Clovenhoof: Yeah, that one never gets old. But seriously...

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Bugs: Just what the heck did you do to those Tasmanian devils?! Dr. Clovenhoof: Their brains weren't large enough to harvest sufficient amounts of the protein complex. So we violated the Acme Compact. Wile and I used gene therapies to increase their brain mass. A larger brain means more protein. As a side effect the Tasmanian devils got smarter. Daffy: You sthtupid sthon of a gun!

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Bugs: How is it that you can't lie, but you can talk me into spying on my best pal?

Dr. Clovenhoof: We're not spying! We're not! We are gathering data to test a hypothesis, which is the first step of scientific inquiry.

Bugs: Nice try. We -- you and I --we are snooping, meddling. We are sticking our noses where they do not belong.

[Squeaks and his girlfriend pull up]

Bugs: Oh, my gosh, I've toined into my mother!

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Wile E.: Looking out at your fresh young faces, I remember when I, too, was deciding my academic future as a lowly graduate student. Of course, I was 14, and I had already achieved more than most of you could ever hope to despite my 9:00 bedtime. Now, there may be one or two of you in this room who has what it takes to succeed in theoretical physics, although it's more likely that you'll spend your scientific careers teaching fifth graders how to make paper-mâché volcanoes with baking soda lava.

Dr. Clovenhoof: Oh, good gracious.

Wile E.: In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you, a cruel trick indeed. Any questions? [No one in the classroom says anything] Of course not. I weep for the future of science; now if you'll excuse me, the latest issue of Batman is out. Come, Clovenhoof. [leaves]

Clovenhoof: [referring to his earlier failed experiment] Laser demonstration's looking pretty good now, huh?

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Dr. Clovenhoof: Perpetual motion machines are machines that are supposed to disobey one of the laws of thermodynamics. Bugs: You're just reading a bunch of stuff you read off the Internet.

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Dr. Clovenhoof: Oh it's from Moe Hican. Bugs: Who's he when he's at home? Dr. Clovenhoof: An old friend of mine. He's a Native American gentleman. Bugs: With a name like "Moe Hican" I didn't think he'd be Irish.

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Elmer Blofudd: What do you suppose they will call the cwater, huh? The Bwofudd Ditch? Dr. Clovenhoof: There shall be no crater. Elmer: No cwater? But I want a cwater! I want weckage, twisted metal! Something the world will not forget! Dr. Clovenhoof: They won't forget today. Elmer: They won't? Wonderful! I have to go to the bathwoom again. Don't do anything till I get back.

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Wile E.: All right, all right, I apologize. Dr. Clovenhoof: You're really sorry. Wile E.: I'm really really sorry, I apologize unreservedly. Clovenhoof: You take it back. Wile E.: I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. Clovenhoof: OK.

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Daffy: C'mon, buthster, what's all that about? Dr. Clovenhoof: You don't want to know. Daffy: Why? Clovenhoof: Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is? Daffy: A what? Clovenhoof: Exactly. Sometimes its best to stay in the dark, Duck.

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Dr. Clovenhoof: As a child, I looked up to my grandfather. He was my hero, and I wanted to become a great scientist just like him. But... did he really mean to destroy us? Bugs: I don't know, but what I do know is we all did it together. Clovenhoof: You're right.

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Dr. Clovenhoof: This is my latest invention; a device that lets anyone sound exactly like me!

Bugs: [Speaks into machine] Good news, everyone! I'm a horse's butt!

Clovenhoof: I am? That's not good news at all, you little--!