#dr. ratio

[mikao]

completely average knowledge enjoyer

[ficm4kerz]

── ･ ｡ﾟ★: 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 + 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 ┃ 𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙠𝙖𝙞: 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙣

Caelus, Dan Heng, Aventurine, Dr. Ratio, Phainon, Mydeimos (x fem!reader)

Note: Headcanons, not exactly a full smut, ooc (?)

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✩.･*:｡ CAELUS

It’s bold of anyone to assume Caelus knows exactly what he’s doing in the bedroom. He’s charming, sure, but also a little too goofy for his own good. The moment things start heating up, he’s internally panicking, probably mentally reviewing search results and half-baked tutorials he looked up beforehand.

Midway through, he might even hesitate and mumble an awkward apology, unsure of himself. Eventually, you end up guiding him, which, surprisingly, turns out to be more satisfying than expected.

10/10 After care. Once the awkwardness fades, Caelus turns into an absolute sweetheart, gently fussing over you, making sure you’re warm, comfortable, and smiling—complete with terrible jokes.

✩.･*:｡ DAN HENG

He’s not exactly experienced, but what he lacks in practice, he more than makes up for in attentiveness. Dan Heng is careful, constantly checking in: "Is this okay?" "Does it hurt?" "Should I stop?" his primary concern is your comfort and trust.

When reassured that you’re enjoying yourself, he continues, slow and deliberate, learning you with every touch. His rhythm is gentle, not too slow, just enough to leave you breathless and aching for more.

10/10 for the after care. He holds you close, brushing hair from your face, whispering quiet praises and making sure every part of you feels safe and cherished. Honestly, his sweetness afterward might be more addicting than the deed itself.

✩.･*:｡ AVENTURINE

There’s something about Aventurine that screams back kisser. He’s the type to guide you into a position that lets him admire every curve from the slope of your spine to the arch of your back, hips tilted just the way he likes. He takes his time tracing his fingers from your shoulders down to your waist, savoring your reactions, coaxing out gasps and pleas with every teasing touch.

And he absolutely worships your back. Expect plenty of kisses, playful bites, and marks left in the heat of passion—an intentional signature only he can leave behind. He doesn’t rush anything; in fact, he seems to enjoy drawing it out just to hear you beg.

10/10 for the aftercare, he’s thorough and doting. Aventurine will ask if he pushed too far, checking for every sign of discomfort. And once satisfied you’re okay, he spoils you without restraint: soft towels, your favorite snacks, a massage if you need it. Luxury, through and through.

✩.･*:｡ DR. RATIO

Dr. Ratio is the embodiment of logical dominance, and yes, he makes you do most of the work (he ain't doing all the work allat). Not out of laziness, but because he wants to observe, analyze, and enjoy. The man has preferences, and one of them is doing it on the couch—strictly to avoid the hassle of cleaning the bed afterward.

He might even keep a math book in one hand while the other is casually gliding over your skin, trailing every inch with calculated precision. But the second you start reacting, when he hits that perfect spot and your body shudders? The book’s closed, forgotten.

He’s the type to challenge you mid-session: “Solve this for me first.” It’s infuriating and yet, somehow incredibly hot.

10/10 afterward. He takes full responsibility once it’s over: cleans you both up, makes sure you’re comfortable, and only then does he settle into bed beside you like nothing happened... unless you want another round, of course.

✩.･*:｡ PHAINON

With a physique carved like myth, Phainon looks like he could handle you with just one arm and he probably can. The kind of man to hook a hand beneath your thigh, lifting one leg just enough to angle into that perfect spot you didn’t even know could be reached. He’s a man of hunger, but not without grace—craving you in every sense.

Throughout it all, he murmurs tender words against your ear, his voice low and reverent, as though your pleasure is sacred. You feel good, and he makes sure you know it, every moan of his is laced with adoration.

As for the aftercare? An impossible-to-measure 33,550,336/10. He’s the embodiment of a green flag: soothing touch, warm embrace, constant check-ins, and praise even when it’s all over. You feel seen, valued and loved.

✩.･*:｡ MYDEIMOS

He’s massive and there’s no denying it. No matter how gentle he tries to be (and gods, he is), you’ll likely be sore the next day. But don’t mistake his size for roughness, Mydeimos surprises you with how soft he can be.

During the act, he nestles into the crook of your neck, breath hot and labored, lips grazing your skin between the low grunts and whispers of praise. Just like Phainon, he wants you to know how well you’re doing, how deeply he appreciates every inch of you.

10/10 aftercare, no hesitation. He doesn’t just make sure you’re okay, he pampers you. Gently helps you clean up, then disappears into the kitchen only to return with a warm, home-cooked meal and a soft apology for being “too much,” even though you’d never call it anything but perfect.

rating like i've experienced it with them (in my dreams probably, but oh well 😞)

[xxenon-54]

there are words to say that can change us

[loriannbowman]

"Your ignorance astounds me. You can't even do the simplest of things!"

She simply hums, feeling the light upon her face.

"Do you know what they say? About ignorance?"

"What? That it's 'bliss' or some nonsense?"

"Indeed. You may be a genius beyond your years, a far greater intellect that I could ever dream to be, but let me tell you something. I may be ignorant, but at least I will be happier than you."

This is about Ratio, but Al Haitham and Anaxagoras also work, or any other "genius asshole" you can think of.

[121231212i]

Honkai: Star rail | Dr. Ratio

[ceeejus]

system error

[kuvschinna]

and i also returned to my favorite game and loved many new and old characters

[roxirinart]

"Please... Please, fix him."

[devinnbt]

NEW COMIC DUB!

We don't sound anything like the characters, but we wanted to do it anyway!

Adventurine-Me

Dr.Ratio- Soriel Senpai

Comic by @jojorice thanks for letting us dub your comic!

[su-rodriguez]

now they have adopted children

[shelfis]

Welcome to the family

[bothpalms]

🐈

[omenlight]

dr ratio is probably working w lygus. unfortunately im serious, and its been rattling in my brain since 3.4 story leaks.

tldr (varying levels of importance)

- lygus knows screwllum somewhat, almost in a second-hand way. the way he speaks to him is out of place compared to the way he spoke to madam herta (calling him a 'kindred spirit' and then later backtracking to claim its cuz theyre both inorganic life.)

- ratio has been working alongside screwllum in du, he knows simulated worlds and the making of calculated gods within.

- the intelligentsia guild were, at one point, in possession of scepters.

- the designs of amphoreus r very greek, but ratio out-greeks a few of them. we dont have confirmation that a real amphoreus existed, 'what a strange design choice lygus.'

- the titan-kins designs, which we now know are biproducts of coded gods, are very remimiscent of ratio's own.

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some other thoughts:

nous denying their aknowledgement to ratio could be due to them calculating his meddling w this whole affair. lygus has 'received nous's gaze' but hes likely fused with/part of/is just straight up irontomb.

the goal of amphoreus from lygus's perspective is to completely capture nanook's gaze (to kill nous), but in doing so he is also completing a way to draw nanooks gaze away. by simulating so many doomsday scenarios, one could argue that you could inverse their results and get ways to prevent humanity's decline. dr. ratio, for all his everything, is first and foremost a philanthropist. if lygus is as manipulative in his real form as he is in his torture realm (tm) form then it could very well be he just half-lied abt the motivations.

furthermore, as cruel as amphoreus's simulation is, it ultimately can be read as a humane thing if one isnt aware firsthand of the suffering/the fact that amphoreans are technically real ppl. if lygus was able to manipulate the garden of recollection/get their aid (which is likely), whos to say that ratio has any clue abt the whole 'wiping memories' thing? to him they could be nothing more than simulations/calculations, like how lygus presents them in his logs– logs which very much read like theyre being presented to a third party.

thats all for now 🥲 i have more thoughts but they'd require more writing than i have time for.

[8d2t]

now i have a gambler on my account

[spirit--blade]

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