#drunk friday

[sensitivedead]

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[scoringeffects]

im afraid this is funnier than it has any right to be

[brokenheartwithheartbreak]

I will forever be a Theo Raeken defender because if someone told me at 9 years old that if I killed my older sister I could have cool super powers I too would have drowned that bitch in seconds. Stiles and Scott and Liam all ‘you killed your sister!’ Bitch be quiet you never had siblings you don’t get it

[cloverplover]

sleekwhisker doodle

[rollercoasterwords]

australian people will literally say tumblah. lol

[itsbebebrainrotting]

As the time of Pangi going to Brighton comes closer... I'm thinking of how they said they might be in fireball Friday together.... Bebe they're already so giggly around each other.... Then drunk.... 🚬🚬🚬

Oh god mika I forgot about the potential Pangkey Fireball Friday 🚬🚬🚬🚬 I can only imagine that they will reach levels of rpf, giggliness and obnoxiousness never before thought possible... I am NOT ready

[sparkly-caroline]

He had too much to drink

[darcydoescosplay]

You know you've been listening to the Mechanisms too much when the song "Drunken Sailor" plays and you confidently sing "WHAT DO WE DO WITH A DRUNK SPACE PIRATE" and just have to wallow in the fact that no, that isn't the original song

[rookanisstuff]

Okay fuck it I’m drawing Lucanis’ funeral

[dyl-z]

im going feral rn i need some stories (not the socmed just anything happening in ur life rn) im bored :((

Let me tell you about absolute train wreck of a day I had yesterday

First I couldn’t sleep because I’ve been off my meds (thank you U.S. healthcare system for not shipping them to me until I already ran out) so I was running off of zero hours of sleep when running to my 9am politics class on a Monday morning.

My pol professor continues to be my number one worst enemy. So about 15 minutes into the lecture he’s still rambling on about things that are NOT the source material and not entertaining so I turn to talk to my friend to rant about the essays I have due on Friday.

HOWEVER plot twist

I discover that my English essay was in fact due on Friday the 7th not Friday the 14th (how I made that mistake is most likely due to the fact that canvas is a pain to navigate + I’ve been a tad bit 🤏 depressed and the days have just blended together into one long day) anyways not I’m in a worse mood because I have to go write an essay

And then he finally starts droning on about democracy and guys he’s literally the worst lecturer in the world I cannot stand him

Then before the lecture is even over I get an email from Amazon saying they’re closing my account AND THEY WONT GIVE ME A REASON

Keep in mind it’s only 9:45 am at this point and I’ve threatened my life three times in the group chat

Then class is over I rush out get to my room and start working on my essay. Alas, I have a second class so at 11 I walk to my class and sit down and realize that I don’t recognize this lecturer and the app won’t let me put the attendance in- wait- does that say 12?

My class has been moved back an hour.

My mood somehow worsens.

I get back to my dorm AGAIN. Start working on my essay AGAIN. Then it’s 11:50 so I walk to my class only to discover when I get there that there are legit no seats I mean I’ve never seen this many people in my class before. So I get the attendance code and bolt the fuck outta there because who do I look like? I am not sitting on the steps.

It’s now noon so I decide to get lunch. Surprise surprise there is 28 POUNDS (?!??) in my bank account and my check hasn’t come in yet 🧍‍♂️

My mood somehow inexplicably gets so much worse.

I get lunch I get back to my dorm and suddenly I’m feeling sick and I can’t eat.

The punches they do NOT stop coming.

I do my essay and it eats which pisses me off more because i know it’s gonna have a bad grade despite it being good because it’s three days late.

I finish the essay and then I nap until 7pm because I’ve live four days within four hours.

[kaytheday]

The fact that I literally went outside and sat on the curb to read this and get one moment of quiet before I had the craziest night ever is proof that this year might be okay. At least fanfiction writers are looking out for me 😭😂

[ilkkawhat]

[brakingpoint]

where are we racing this week

[kirkwallguy]

i tend to avoid veilguard-heavy blogs tbf but i always find that they're really focused on Producing Content. i'm not sure if i've ever seen a fandom so focused on purposfully curating vibes. which is nice ig, it's nice that people are being inspired to do a lot of writing or fanart. but that's not my speed at all. my ideal fandom experience is posting whatever horrible thoughts about my favourite character i have when im stood in front of the microwave.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to bribe myself with a glass of wine and a high-school playlist if I would just tidy the kitchen

It's 1hr later, I've dyed my hair, waxed my legs, done a facemask, loaded the dishwasher, drunk most of a bottle of wine, answered 3 messages, and learned all the words to a fallout boy song

At this point I don't think a diagnosis would give me anything I don't already know

[punk-o-ween]

mcmg save me mcmg save me mcmg save me mcmg save me mcmg