#drunk posts

[imaveryevilenby]

isn't it fucking wild that humans can just estimate distance over time like they do

like if I say oh yeah something is 45 min away, the person I'm talking to knows EXACTLY how far away I mean like what???? that makes no sense

[back2bluesidex]

Guys,

I'm drunk.

I need Jung Hoseok so much. No one understands.

[cloud-enigma-blog]

Nah, if you harm children, you get a coffin with an air pipe and you get put underground. No wasting resources on your life, or death, you're in a landfill til you starve to death in the dark. And that's only if the victim/victim's family doesn't shred you to pieces first. Prison abolition is cool and all, but something still has to be done about the people who commit reprehensible crimes and can no longer be a part of society. Even if everyone is on equal standing and has plenty of everything, there are still going to be those criminals, and we will still have to do something about it. My sister's like, "an island!" No. We tried that with Australia. If we sent them to the island with only penguins, they would harm the penguins. Underground. I used to say shoot them into the sun, but the fucking resources that would take. Housing them until death, transporting them anywhere, even torturing them to death... Waste of resources. Underground, plant a tree/garden over the wooden coffin. We can remove their vocal cords before burial, otherwise the forest's peace would be disturbed.

Now, my boss has a story about one of his old nursing charges. The man was developmentally... What's the new nice word for retarded? His mental development literally stopped around age 6, but of course his physical development did not. He was cared for at home and had friends, and, somehow, he was left to "babysit" another child. When the parents came home, the teen brought their dead son to them like a broken toy, asking them to fix him. The autopsy report showed clear evidence of reprehensible crimes being committed. So. Do I believe someone who can't understand the concept of death and other consequences of their actions should be punished? No. Do I believe they should not be allowed to interact with the rest of society, or reproduce and care for children? Fucking, yeah.

Is that eugenics? To sterilize someone who has a 99% percent chance of abusing any child they create? I feel the same way about fathers and mothers who have 6 children in the foster system, tbh. I feel like that's child safeguarding.

[adamsmasher]

I think evil boops should be sent with a tiny thumbnail of your dick or ass

[double-z-the-queen]

Seriously what is rocky horror picture show abour?????

[eggytugboat]

Felix really is baby girl with how he gets so bent about Oliver and Venetia.

You love him you big dope! Just tell him that you want him!!!!!!!

[thechillseekr]

For all my NYC gallavanting you'd think I maybe have made some sort of NYC friends or, like, Tumblr friends or general internet friends but alas, nay! Extending open applications for anyonenwho maybe kinds dorta potentially interested. Next target is Sleigh Bells at Webster Hall on June 7th.

[fiapple]

to be totally upfront with you, when it comes to op i am like... 90% just here for the women. like, don't get me wrong, the male characters are fun & i enjoy them! i'm having a blast, even! there are a few upcoming arcs that i'm vaguely aware of which i'm sure will allow some of the men to garner more of my favour!

but also, like... the women are the characters that make me feel like screaming & crying & slowly peeling off my skin layer by layer. they are the characters who haunt me, who harrow me, who's suffering i feel in my very bones. they are the characters who have intellects which fill me with awe, resilience that guts me organ by organ, the characters who are flawed in a manner which ground me & heartens me in equal measure, the characters given a sort of atypical strength which fascinates me, their sense of chaotic whimsy what brings a lightness to my heart. the women are the people carrying the story for me. it wouldn't be anything close to worthwhile without them.

[bellaturner]

im quite drunk rn (yes ik it's a thursday but who tf cares, yk?) and was jotting down some stuff and came up with a blurb which is basically "best friends share everything" (with alex and miles, I'd like to formally apologize in advance)

should I post it? maybe make an actual fic about it?

[cloud-enigma-blog]

I do wish I lived in a less car-centric city, but I need industrial level sound proofing if I'm gonna share walls with people. I can hear the lights hum and my ice maker working from across my *house*. I can hear everyone use the bathroom at work even though I'm across the fucking store with an audiobook or music in my earbuds. I'm gonna hear fucking everything in an apartment. Or at least in any apartment around where I'm at.

I wanna live in a senior community. I would send a little questionnaire around to my neighbors to ask when they want their quiet time so I can schedule my shower, which is the loudest part of my day and can take up to 45 minutes. I know the precautions you can take with speakers and TVs and shit to muffle the sound, but most people don't and don't even care. And I do not wanna live anywhere I can hear children screaming on a daily basis. Children going outside and screaming and playing is healthy for them and they should have parks and malls again, too, but when I'm in my home, I don't wanna hear other people or dogs. I don't go into my backyard anymore because one of my neighbor's dogs seem to wait at my side of the fence and they start screaming as soon as I open the back door. They don't even stop after I go back in. They bark at me from their front door every day when I get home. My only solace is that my bedroom is on the opposite side of the property.

I also like the dark. I threw a fit when the convenience store around the corner from me put up a ridiculously high and ridiculously bright logo sign. I threw a fit when they put the first digital billboard up in town.

What I'm saying is I like the quiet and peace and dark of suburbia. You can't even see the real stars where I live, and when I stayed in a city, I fucking hated the light and the noise. But would there be so much noise if there weren't as many cars? If light pollution was taken seriously, could we see the stars from a city?

[mita-vittua-olivia]

piña colada in honour of my man

[buryyourloyalty]

ok but can i drunk serenade you to chris stapleton

[double-z-the-queen]

Sometimes I wish I could just watch unus annus videos again in their entirety. But that would defeat the purpose of what unus annus was, so I don't. I don't even look into the ability to see if I can or not. I'm sure someone had every video documented somehow. Which is.... mildly upsetting.

But like. There's moments that I feel never got documented. Like... "Cheekies!" *DRAMATIC MUSIC* or the guy in the VR episode who referenced tiny box tim

And it makes me sad that I can't see those moments again??? Like.... they're gone, lost to the sands of time. Just as Ethan and Mark intended.... but at what cost??? 🥺😔

[certified-cheese-demon-fighter]

Catch me sipping on that woke

[following-the-dopamine]

will this affect the local human population