#dsc im sorry that you share a category with the steaming garbage that was uc you deserve way better bby they could never make me hate u | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

geddy-leesbian · 1 month ago

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I've got 2 long rants about how much I despise 99% of Umbrella Chronicles and CVX sitting in my drafts not sure if I want to post them bc it could be swinging a bat at a hornet nest for sure

#the biggest risk w umbrella chronicles is that i haven't done a Full Playthrough recently and therefore i could look rlly stupid if it turns #out im just misremembering parts #both rants have a strong potential to piss off 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋 shippers bc i will die on the hill that the focus on their relationship #actively ruins both games and that im beginning to develop an aversion to both characters bc i associate them w very bad story decisions #i actually used to think the relationship was one of the only decent things abt the game but after realizing the thing i hate abt cvx also #applies to uc i realized that no uc has literally one redeeming quality (ada's scenario which shouldve been in dsc tbh) everything else is #GARBAGE THAT IM MAD EVEN EXISTS. it's even worse than cvx which i at least enjoyed up until the last segment #dsc im sorry that you share a category with the steaming garbage that was uc you deserve way better bby they could never make me hate u #seriously i have an irrational aversion now. the reason i never did a full pride gif set of re2 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜 like i did for all the other #characters was literally just that looking at re2 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜 made me think abt how much i despise cvx 𝚌𝚑𝚛𝚒𝚜 and looking at him long #enough for a full gif set would have had me RAGING #re1 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 also triggers my rage. i don't know if REmake 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 will trigger it tho or if he looks different enough that my brain #won't instantly mark him as the dumb bitch who hijacked claire's entire narrative. 𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋 isn't quite as bad bc i mostly see him as a #joke and not a real serious character. so even tho i think making wesker the main super important uc character was awful and made the game #worse i still just kinda look at his goofy ass and laugh instead of totally raging idk #and i mean just in theory i don't think him as a main character was an inherently horrible idea. i don't think it was *good* but if they ha #executed things differently it could have turned out fairly decently i guess. bc the 2 problems are that 𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋's whole sergei thing #is super Nothing compelling whatsoever very blah. and then that 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋 hijacks the whole narrative rlly shafting jill but also not #even gr8 for 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 bc he has no agency and is just 𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋's pawn. so like if 𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋's solo story arc was at all compelling #i maybe could be more forgiving of jill and 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 being just 𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗄𝖾𝗋 pawns but no we just have SHIT nothing redeeming

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