#duncan sheperd hc

[i-will-die-for-jim-mason]

Duncan Shepherd Hc #3

Alright, Y'all I know that everyone loves smooth suave Mr. Duncan "sex god" Shepherd, but may I take a moment to suggest that we all consider the pretty cocky rich city boy don't know shit side of Duncan.

Like this boy does not know how to change a fucking tire. He understands the vauge logistics of it but if y'all got caught in the middle of no where with no cell service and it was up to him?

Well first off if you ask him the fairly reasonable qurstion "Hey duncan do you know how to change a tire?" He will look at you like you just spit in his face.

Cause Mr. Duncan cocksure Shepherd may have a small problem with admitting when he doesn't know things and besides it's a tire how hard can it be?

Anyway it takes him a minimum 30 minuets to find all the tools and spare tire and at least another 15 to figuer out what they all do.

Once he has that settled there is a 100% that this boy will do something like jack the car up then try to take the nuts off.

Anyway thanks for coming to my Ted talk about how Duncan Shepherd can't change a tire. More explorations of the pretty cocky rich city boy don't know shit side of Duncan probs to come.

[i-will-die-for-jim-mason]

Duncan Shepherd hc #1

This hc is coming straight from my soul to you, but Duncan 100% unironically is into cock rock.

For those of y'all who don't know what that is it’s like a sub-genre of rock from mainly the 80s. See walk this way, hot blooded, rock you like a hurricane, etc.

I know in my heart of hearts that this man has a whole playlist of this shit that he’ll use for anything.

Driving? Got some ac/dc going.

Working out? You know some def leopard is on.

Cooking? He is for sure singing to van halen

And you can’t tell me that boy ain't fucked to the stones.

(It’s not cock rock but his hype up song is 100% eye of the tiger and you can pry that from my cold dead hands)

Which is 100% not me projecting

@langdonsoceaneyes

[i-will-die-for-jim-mason]

Duncan Shepherd hc #2

One time he walked straight into a stop sign and it haunts him to this day.

@langdonsoceaneyes