#dwarven objectification

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an attempt at reading smoke & mirrors

because the blasted book is still in my collection and I did intend to read it, urgh anyhoo

Wardrobe-john nevil maskelyne-conceal more than reveal

(The book smells so good!)

The wedding present:

Def a story I liked, and thank god it was not gifted to someone, that wouldve been awful

The summary is that a newly wed couple get a letter, which slowly reveals words and sentences where the couple is shown to be unhappy, when the reality is quite the opposite, the couple is cute, they have 2 lovely kids, and a stable job

They should have thrown the letter though.(completely useless to dwell on what-ifs when reality is Right Here, and needs fixing)

Looking for her= he's always wanted to be a porn writer, not that theres anything wrong with writing it, but this was what he was aiming for, and he succeeded. Cue objectification of women

Chivalry

Remember liking it, glad marie and knight got together(irrelevant to plot), what was the point of the story? The knight grows? More like the starting point of growth is shown, nope not even then, this is a business deal with grail in exchange for Egg and Stone

Nicholas was...

Santa claus was cursed to deliver dwarven presents every christmas, imp points: he never learnt Dwarfish even after being imprisoned so long, as a result hes vaguely racist, his punishment was harsher, he says, comparing to loki and sisyphus and all

Need more of this au btw

The Price:

Oh hey its the story where the black cat, a runt of litter, fights the demons that visit the authors house every night, as a result authors house is blessed with luck

Troll Bridge

Kid walks in the forest, sees a naked troll, talks to him(yes, its imp to know troll is naked because graphic description of genitalia), then kid grows up, reflects how much its changed, earlier there were no train tracks and now there are, and he takes over the troll-curse

I dont really care for this book, why am I still here?

Dont ask Jack:

A jack-in-the-box haunts the dreams of kids that visit the house he's in, and tells them how they will die

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Studio Trigger continues to provide.

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Three-course meal this week.

Side order for the leg enthusiasts.

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