#e-zoo

[slashingdisneypasta]

Seeing a lizard had visited you unlocked a core childhood memory of mine that I wish to share XD

When I was under 10 years old (I can't remember the exact age), I lived in Atwater, California. One of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it towns, as my parents put it. We lived in a condo, and our house was right next to these big apartments, in fact our backyards were next to each other, separated by a rickety wooden fence. And next to that fence was this tall, plastic fence that overlooked what I saw as a huge field at the time. And me and my brother had actually found a way to get to the apartments yard, through an opening between the two fences that we had to squeeze through, as if we're sliding between two close isles or shelves, if that makes sense? And there was a loose wooden board that we could step through, and we would use that to play with the kids in the building next to us.

Anyways, one day i decided to squeeze through on my own. But then I felt something on my arm. Something that felt like tiny claws. I swear, to little me, this felt like a scene straight out of a horror movie as I slowly turned my head over my shoulder to my elbow (it was outstretched for some reason? XD). And there was this little brown gecko just- right there. I think he was brown with beige stripes? But i didn't get a good look at him before I screamed, scared the poor guy, and scrambled back to my yard as fast as I could 😅

I still feel bad that I scared the critter 😅 he could have been a buddy! This did not stop me from visiting the next-door neighbors, though - the fence adventures stopped when I assumed the maintenance guy of the apartments learned of the loose fence and fixed it up. But yeah, this is my earliest encounter with a reptile, if my memory is correct (I can't remember if this was before or after my parents got a corn snake we named Houdini- take a wild guess how we lost him 😅- but these two instances took place in the same house. One of these two was my first encounter with reptiles)

OMG A GECKO??? XD

Aww. No yeah, it's adorable, but I would be startled too if I found one on my elbow!! XDD Especially as a kid! XD 💛💛💛 Thats such a cute story!!!

And- ...

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...

You owned a SNAKE!??

... and you LOST HIM??? Oh my lord XD Well was a he nice snake? ^^ 🐍🐍🐍

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"She's psychotic

MANIC

UTTERLY SATANIC

RUN RUN FAST AS YOU CAN

She'll take your life

With a switch blade knife

PSYCHO BUNNY STRIKES AGAIN" :D

[wanderingmind867]

Finally, Hoppy the Marvel Bunny meets Captain Carrot! It's a special all bunny issue of the oz-wonderland saga, and we've got everything. Captain Carrot, Hoppy the Marvel Bunny, the Easter Bunny, and more. I really like this random segment of the book. (Captain Carrot: The Oz-Wonderland War #2):

[hellokittyisangel]

[parxbarks]

Day 14

[katyspersonal]

1 Insight: Djura's third companion is Josef

15 Insight: Josef is just a cooperator variant of the NPC type 'Izzy's Successor', Djura's third companion is that corpse you pick Charred Set from

40 Insight: 'Djura's companion' might not even necessarily mean Powder Kegs. For example, Djura's Ally doesn't have any Powder Kegs weapons but is clearly included! Even then, there were multiple Powder Kegs, why just three specific ones? Maybe 'companions' refers to his polycule divorces closest friends or whatever. Could that mean Bestial Hunter who is from Oto Workshop (beta Powder Kegs workshop)? Could that mean Valtr since his weapon was made in Powder Kegs? Could that mean Izzy? Who knows!

60 Insight: Djura's third companion is an OC spot because developers forgor/had no time and we've been doing blue curtains effect this whole time

99 Insight: Djura's third companion is a Blood-Starved Beast that Djura's Apprentice fights with, they left Old Yharnam together and this one was poisoned with Ashen Blood all along and eventually turned

0 Insight: You've been fighting Brainsucker in Upper Cathedral Ward's corridor for too long lol

[mangosmoothiepussyv3]

i keep saying that summer is around the corner and confusing my bf bcus it really isnt

[rawr-horseart]

What's wrong with you? Tell me all your problems, let it out What's wrong with you? Tell me all your secrets, get it out I don't know why these monsters Are trapped in my head I keep trying to put them to bed

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[widogasted]

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[dadupbuck]

Hey, Baby, are you a Tortoise? (Slow to Catch Up)

Written by procannibals

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Relationship: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)

Characters: Evan "Buck" Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV)

Additional Tags: Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day Fluff, Getting Together, zoo date, Idiots in Love, First Dates, First Kiss, First Time, Fluff and Smut, Teasing, Christopher Diaz Has Two Dads, minor character injury, Eventual Smut, Light Dom/sub

Words: 16,086

Chapters: 2/2 (complete)

Summary:

“Shower with me.”

Eddie let out a startled laugh. “No!”

“C'mon. It's not like it'd be the first time.”

“That was for medical reasons, Buck.”

“This is a medical reason.”

Eddie stroked a hand through his hair, lightly scratching at his scalp and Buck kind of had the urge to purr. “You're not dying. You're just cold.”

Buck tilted his head up when Eddie leaned closer, but he ignored the lips that were plainly asking to be kissed, and whispered into his ear instead. “And you still smell like turtle.”

Buck spluttered out a laugh. It was true, but, damn. Eddie didn't have to plainly roast him like this.

Or: Buck plans a date at the zoo to tell Eddie how he feels, and things pretty much derail from there.

[softsnzstuff]

Guys. We got ballsy.

Real TMI under the cut - NSFW - MINORS DNI

I told M I want to catch her sneezes andSHE fucking said she’s into it. It feels relieving for her and that she understands it’s like an orgasm and that it turns her on to see me so turned on???

And Rhein SHE fucking suggested she straddle me and like sneeze on my neck n shit and then short chhinkni before she goes down on me and I’m so FUCKING DECEASED WHAT THE FUCK

[cryptocollectibles]

Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew! #14 (April 1983) by DC Comics

Written by Scott Shaw and E. Nelson Bridwell, drawn by Shaw, inks by Al Gordon and Carol Lay.

[wanderingmind867]

The way the last letter column promised a miniseries about the Just'a Lotta Animals, vowed to visit more alternate earths, and otherwise made it clear everyone on board loved this book, I don't see how it got cancelled. I want it back, honestly. The Zoo Crew might be more fun than the Justice League, honestly. At least I want to pitch something: Captain Carrot meets Howard the Duck. Their themes are drastically different, but Howard and the Zoo Crew are similar enough to have good adventures (in my opinion). Really, I just want more of both of them. (Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew #20):

[originemesis]

Looks like the hell portal is malfunctioning at D.H.O.R.K.S. Inc and that demon disabling taser shot is now pinging around heaven's embassy.

There's no indication he even notices the bullet of energy pinging around his sluggish journey down the hall, only taking breaks in scrolling through his currently flooded dms (no thanks to a certain clone) with much needed slurps of caffeine from his 'Tits out for Creamer' tumbler. It stands to reason that the beam catches his attention once its path intervenes with his by striking directly into his solar plexus and enveloping his bulk in a buzzing flash.

Wings crack out and he loses both hand held distractions in a burst of zaps and vibrating squawks that end almost as quickly as they start- just with him slumped and twitching on the half-charred tiles as sizzles of smoke trails off his robes and into the rafters his gaze follows before squinting hard 'up there' at You Know Who.

"OH, C'MON!! WHAT'D I EVEN DO?! Like- today..."

[parxbarks]

Day 8

[saeiken]

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