#eating disoder not otherwise specified

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you don't mind saying, what are (all) the things you got diagnosed with. i saw the yakko warner thing and it made me laugh. i've gone through about 5 myself so far

oh no i don’t mind listing them all because it is absolutely hysterical but also there is a nonzero chance i forget at least one. a concept which i promise will make sense when you see the size of the list. *extremely deep inhale*

disruptive mood dysregulation disorder (no) unspecified neurodevelopmental disorder (it was ADHD) major depressive disorder (no) major depression with psychotic features (still no) premenstrual depressive disorder (also no) dysthymia (no) rapid-cycling cyclothymia (yes) reverse seasonal affective disorder (yes) borderline personality disorder (no - actually ADHD) narcissistic personality disorder (not fully) antisocial personality disorder (yes) scizoid personality disorder (no) schizotypal personality disoder (no) paranoid personality disorder (no. also at one point i think i had 5 PDs at once) schizoaffective disorder (no) unspecified dissociative disorder (no) depersonalisation-derealisation disorder (solid maybe) bulimia (no) eating disorder not otherwise specified (no - part of ADHD) excoriation disorder (no - part of ADHD) PTSD (no) restless leg syndrome (yes) unspecified sleep disorder (no - part of ADHD) ADHD *wheeze* my psychotic symptoms are actually textbook brief psychotic disorder but it has not been diagnosed bc my psychiatrist simply has not heard of the concept of brief psychosis i’m not putting generalised anxiety disorder on this list bc despite his repeated attempts i never let him actually do it