somecunttookmyurl
somecunttookmyurl
I am (Princess) Batman
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Shop my silly little crafts2 Legit 2 Knit. Glasgow, UK - Egyptologist. Mad Scientist. ADHD as fuck. You can do whatever you want with The Poem but if you make money on it then cut me in otherwise I Don't Care - Buy me a coffee
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somecunttookmyurl · 2 hours ago
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he's just like me fr
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somecunttookmyurl · 2 hours ago
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i mean. is it really a "tribe" if it's 2 people
Just a very strange story all-round.
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1927 Dolores Costello as a bride in "Million Bid". From Fashion of Bygone Days, FB.
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somecunttookmyurl · 3 hours ago
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honest togod i thought the white stripes members were related
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somecunttookmyurl · 3 hours ago
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Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.
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somecunttookmyurl · 3 hours ago
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Dear BBC
It seems that you don't have any money, probably due to the Tories or something. Luckily I have a solution to this problem.
Putting CGI in Doctor Who is expensive but you know what isn't? Asking all your staff to bring in their recycling bins and buying lots of paint.
The Welsh quarries are calling BBC. Disney betrayed you, didn't they? You don't need to worry about them when you use an old shower curtain as a costume.
We don't mind. Our eyes bled when we saw a CGI judoon. We physically retched at some of the environments you placed Doctor Who in.
But we're still watching episodes from the 1970s, aren't we?
Give us cardboard, give us plasterboard, give us foam, give us plastic, give us natural light, give us piles of rubble, give us silver paint, give us props the actors can interact with
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somecunttookmyurl · 13 hours ago
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shakespeare was ahead of his time
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somecunttookmyurl · 14 hours ago
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i think tumblr would enjoy this instagram series. guy goes to import food stores, buys a food (or drink) he can't read the label of, and then just tries a massive mouthful of it without looking up what it is or if you're supposed to prepare it a certain way or anything
really gotta admire his dedication to taking large spoonfuls of stuff after repeatedly consuming concentrated paste. braver than the marines etc
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somecunttookmyurl · 17 hours ago
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: one of the only few bad things about Tolkien's legendarium is that it makes 90% of all other fantasy worlds look either completely or somewhat mediocre in comparison.
Like, what do you mean you don't have a fictional language for your fantasy world? WEAKLINGS
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somecunttookmyurl · 17 hours ago
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they fired SAINT CHRISTORVトR
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somecunttookmyurl · 17 hours ago
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you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not
if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean
well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker
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somecunttookmyurl · 17 hours ago
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"you don't need to go on hormones to be trans" is true but not an appropriate thing to say to someone who is seeking hormones. "asexuals can have sex too" is true but not an appropriate thing to say to an asexual who doesn't want to have sex. etc etc etc. idk why it's so hard for people to get their head around this one. read the room dude.
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The kindergarten-ification of society
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