#eheh blehhh /(^_^)\

[yaekiss]

qi... i miss my wife... my dear wife luocha... (ㅠㅠ) he's been gone since 1.3 and only got mentioned ONCE in 2.7 quest...

btw do you fuck with the idea of him using the big guy (tayzzyronth) in his coffin to spy on you whenever he got business somewhere far to attend to? i'm pretty sure big guy still has some power left to order a group of (small) swarm bugs to do luocha's bidding. he just needs to know that you're safe and sound while he's away, he swears! he's just being an solicitous wife that he is, why are you being so difficult? :(

also! i love the idea of luocha refusing to wed himself to you because he deemed himself as "impure" for such sacred rites. the abundance had turned him into one of their abominations a long time ago; he can't just let the curse taint your and his perfect ceremony! grandma jingliu is in disbelief cus ain't no way this moron wanted to kill AN AEON just so he could finally be wedded to his darling (he had other motives, but being pure for you is definitely one of them)

at last, when the plagues author has fallen from their throne, expect him to come up to you, get down on one knee, and exuberantly offer you yaoshi's broken antlers.

I LOVE BLONDIES‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️except gepard. fuck that guy. (e2s3 haver 💔)

> 🥞 anon (blame yaoshi if there's a grammar error or two because #allmyhomieshateyaoshi)

LUOCHA LOVER SPOTTED !! shoutout to the like 4 guys of Luocha nation you guys are real ones for surviving on the previous crumbs and chunks of content 🤞🤞🤞

Anyways! This ask spurred me to go read his wiki page, then Tayzzyronth's, then Yaoshi's... Still not fully fully clear about alllll the lore so take everything I ramble about w the biggest hunk of salt orz... Some half-baked Yan!Luocha thoughts under the cut ^^

Using Tayzzyronth as a stalker tracker informant everything is soooo funny to me, especially if you're also aware that it's your dear Luocha behind it:

"I hope you don't mind me asking but what's with the ominous and constant stream of the noise of beating wings near you?"

"Oh don't worry about it, it's just my partner looking out for me again 😮‍💨" Turning to look at a bush in the distance, "Knock it off would you, bugs at a formal business dinner setting don't exactly give off the best first impression."

Luocha definitely brings a "I'm just trying to keep my lover safe (with the remnants of an inactive Aeon that I keep in the coffin I haul around)" kind of vibe to YOUR formal dinners that people don't seem to appreciate 😞😞

Oh my god just thought of Luocha with tears in his eyes and pouting and I had to go sit down... (He's playing to your weaknesses. That's how he stops you from going on another but necessary long trip without him for work or something.)

On the thought of the whole wedding thing. Wow this is so delicious and so yum you really cooked w this one again 🥞 nonnie...

Presenting Yaoshi's antlers as a sort of proposal gift or a marriage dowry???? 🔥🔥🔥 Nothing really says "I love you" more than a trophy from downing a whole ass Aeon somewhat for the sake of your marriage I suppose !!!

Luocha is giddy with glee when he presents you with a rather large, lovely lacquered box atop a table. Opening the hinged lid, you're greeted with what seems to be an impeccable set of antlers, inlaid with trails of gold, that rest on soft black satin.

Set betwixt the two gaudy antlers, is a ring. Polished, flawless, and one that matches your ring size perfectly.

Suddenly, all the recent hubbub about Yaoshi you've been hearing from the other passing businesspeople makes sense.

[rebelband]

is this a tongue

[frogpunk]

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[eightfatweeb]

[knucklesdaily]

I KNOW I POSTED A DRAWING ALREADY BUT IM GONNA RAMBLE ABOUT THE NEW CLIP THAT CAME OUT SOME HOURS AGO EHEHE

He’s so cutesie eheheh

WHY IS HE STANDING LIKE THAT EHEHE what u got ur back arched like that for? Lmao

(I’m probably gonna make this my pfp bc I like his face hehe)

THEY THROWING MY BOY

GRGHE he’s so cool looking

Guys if If Knuckles has million number of fans i am one of them. If Knuckles has ten fans i am one of them. If Knuckles has one fan that’s me. If Knuckles has no fans, I’m dead. If world is against the Knuckles, I’m against the world

DAMN got his ass beat

Blehhh XP

[ritsuleo-moved]

(feels off in any way) hm. well im going to play splatoon