#elliot page

[glitchxs]

So, now that it's over, and I've given everybody enough time to watch all the seasons:

I'm breaking my silence on the numbering system.

If you haven't memorized them,

Number One: Luther Hargreeves

Number Two: Diego Hargreeves

Number Three: Allison Hargreeves

Number Four: Klaus Hargreeves

Number Five

Number Six: Ben Hargreeves

Number Seven: Viktor Hargreeves

Now, since we figured out these numbers, the fandom has been all,

"Oh it's in order of powers! Luther has (or had, as a kid) the best powers! And Viktor is seven because he 'had none'."

"Oh but that doesn't make sense! Ben's power is so much cooler and more lethal than Luther's!"

Bullshit. I'm breaking my silence.

Yes, fandom, you were on the right track.. ish.

These numbers were assigned based on how easy to manipulate each sibling was. These numbers were based on how terrifying, or hilarious, Reginald Hargreeves found each sibling.

Luther was stupid, he was easily toyed with and he would listen to everything his dad said. He was number one because Reginald could do whatever he wanted with him and wasn't at risk of getting attacked or even questioned. Reginald could poke, pry, test, train, whatever he wanted with Luther easily. That's what made him number one.

Viktor, on the other hand, was disobedient. He didn't listen, he wasn't easily manipulated, he killed all the nanny's, he terrified Reginald. Hence, the last thing he could possibly think to do-- because he is a maniac control freak-- was to put a stop to it. He couldn't lose! He has to make Viktor think he's nothing.

You can figure the rest out.

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(Edit: Allison being told to betray her sister and DOING SO!! Five jumping despite Reginald's permission!! Ben not wanting to go on missions!! Come on.)

[xtraordinaryfangrl]

I’m halfway through TUA S4 and honestly?

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IT IS THAT BAD. I'm not so sure it's GOT S8 bad and yet, it may just end up being a tie once I finish the whole season.

I can count the things I like on one hand, but the rest is just trash for me to recycle and make into something genuinely entertaining (like my Really Random Thoughts series, episodes 3 and 4 to be posted soon 😉) because disrespectfully - what am I watching?

Why are Diego and Lila suddenly bad at communicating with each other?

Where did Dolores - Five’s true love - go?

When did Viktor find the time to learn firebending in between building up his “body count” and running a successful bar?

How is Sparrow!Ben's personality so easily becoming Umbrella!Ben's?

How did Klaus maintain his sobriety for 6 years?

When did Ray walk out on Allison and Claire?

Where is Sloan?

Why did they give the special dance sequence to Gene and Jean - TWO NEW CHARACTERS 90% of the fandom doesn’t give TWO SHITS about?

(side-note: if any of y’all have a connection for weed or something stronger, I would gladly appreciate the referral because I R E F U S E to watch episode 5 with a clear conscious… Just kidding! Or amI???)

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

I mean, dysfunction is, after all, what we do best in this family.

The Umbrella Academy: 4x03

[melodiesandmicroscopes]

I’ll concede that the final season of Umbrella Academy wasn’t that good, but one of my favorite throwaway bits is that Viktor has been dumped by every girl in his town but clearly not because he’s trans, he’s just bad at dating

[taiturner]

Do you think these childish theatrics will stop me? Okay, well, I can step it up a notch if you like.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY 4x04 | "The Cleanse"

[rob-pattinson]

ELLIOT PAGE 2023 | Grace Ahlbom ph. for M Le Magazine du Monde

[ethan-nestor-owns-my-heart]

Viktor getting kidnapped by the villain from Alvin and the Chipmunks is easily the funniest thing that's happened in the umbrella academy.

I'm sorry Viktor but of all people to get kidnapped by.

[shittymoviedetails]

Hear me out: Elliot Page to play Elon Musk in Darren Aronofsky’s biopic

[netflix]

Does Five finally get the hug he so desperately needs?

[savagegood]

If we took just 5 minutes to recognize each other's beauty, instead of attacking each other for our differences. That's not hard. It's really an easier and better way to live. And ultimately, it saves lives. Then again, it's not easy at all. It can be the hardest thing, because loving other people starts with loving ourselves and accepting ourselves. (Pageboy by Elliot Page)

📸: M Le magazine Du Monde, June 2023

[stevenrogered]

the Umbrella Academy says goodbye

[sun-stardustt]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY: SEASON 1 -> FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK SCENES

[the-krakens-bitch]

I know that the umbrella academy is getting shat on (including me) but one of the few redeemable aspects of it his terrible last season is Elliot Page

[ahdhdhshehd]

elliot page (pre transition) ¯\(º_o)/¯

[gossipinggossamer]

Elliot Page may be a part of Sid’s Halifax crew?

Just some bros eating chicken wings and talking sports? 🍻

[crimsonscloud]

ELLIOT PAGE

as Viktor Hargreeves in THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY season 4 teaser trailer