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My Incorrect Universe #97
*At Avengers HQ*
Loki: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Bucky, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is.
Me, spritzing them with a water spray bottle: hey! no! bad!
*meanwhile in Mirkwood*
Me: I can't believe you tried to assassinate Thorin!
Thranduil: Well, 'assassinate' implies it was politically motivated. I tried killing him because he is a dick, so technically I tried to murder him
Me: ohhhh
Elrond, his blood pressure rising: THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER-
*me whenever Loki and Bucky misbehave*:
#winterfrost are literally cats#elrond asked me to get him bp medications from Earth#Thranduil has enough 'alleged' crimes booked against him to make him eligible for Presidency#my incorrect universe#my incorrect quotes#lotr imagine#lotr elves#lord of the rings#lord of the rings x reader#thranduil x reader#thranduil oropherion#elrond#yes loki bucky and stephen are all married to me#winterfrost x reader#winterfrost#loki x reader quotes#avengers x you#avengers incorrect quotes#the hobbit incorrect quotes#the hobbit imagine#james bucky barnes#bucky x reader#loki x bucky
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