#especially mortimer

[lancerthatisntfree]

i wish i could sit anya and mortimer down in a therapy bed and figure out what’s going on in their head

[barbwillbrb]

Why is it important that all of your ocs are good dads?

NO FUCKING REASON BITCH. *shoves daddy issues into box and yeets it into space*

[payte]

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[a-little-birdy-told-me]

Nasty rat

[solchle]

THEN IT IS SERVE!! rquest#4 :³ (i accidentally deleted the ask at the above sorry bout that •u•)

[fvitsk]

Only Lee Van Cleef looks at Clint Eastwood like that

[s10127470]

I'm sure some of you reading this saw my post last night, asking which classic cartoon opening I should use for the basis of the opening for my fanfic, "X-Men: The Next Mutation".

And so, I've decided on using the opening to A.T.O.M. (Alpha Teens on Machine) as the basis for my opening.

However, as I was writing it out, something crossed my mind.

The latter half of the opening would see The X-Men facing off against their arch-nemesis: The Brotherhood of Mutant Supremacy.

The Brotherhood in this universe consists of Mystique, Rogue, Sabretooth, The Juggernaut, The Blob, Pyro, Avalanche, Lorelei, Unus the Untouchable, and Toad.

I always like when rival team members mirror each other in some kind of way.

And in the case of The X-Men and The Brotherhood, they'll each have a rival that mirror them based on their roles or status.

-Xavier and Mystique: The main leaders with years of experience.

-Cyclops and Rogue: The field leaders who are the closest to the main leaders and who heavily rely on energy attacks.

-Psyche and Lorelei: The ones who can control and mess with the minds of others.

-Beast and Blob: The brains and brawns.

-Storm and Avalanche: The elemental powerhouse.

-Nightcrawler and Toad: The agility-focused fighters.

-Colossus and Juggernaut: The tanks and the physically strongest members.

-Iceman and Pyro: The elemental opposites.

-Shadowcat (plus Lockheed) and Unus: The members who are the most difficult to even touch.

-Wolverine and Sabretooth: Do i even need to explain this one?

Though with all that being said, you probably noticed something.....

Angel doesn't have a rival to face!

Which was something I realized as I was writing my opening.

And so, I think this predicament can lead to one of two things.

1) I add another member to The Brotherhood to serve as a proper rival to Angel.

However, I would need some help with that since I can't really think of anyone who could serve as a proper rival.

All I know is that they definitely need to be a flyer (or at the very least have some kind of animalistic trait).

2) I don't add another member to the team and make that a running gag.

With Angel often finding herself being left out of Brotherhood fights thanks to not having a proper rival, much to her dismay.

Similar to how Fred is bummed out that he doesn't have a proper catchphrase like the rest of the gang.

Let me know what you guys think.

[blazefirefox]

Hey guys! Do you remember this post from two months ago? you don't? Completely understandable!

As promised, I have finished the relationship chart for the doai sitcom au, with the edition of ocs if you so choose :3. Here are my particular headcannons for before Lankmann dies:

and here are for the ones after:

BONUS: OC template + the ones for Jinx

If you use these, please make sure you credit me! Thank you guys for your patience, and I'm sorry for how long these took. But I sincerely hope you enjoy them!

Just in case, the characters (going clockwise) are Clyde, Winfrey, Alex (Veldigun Alex post-breakout), Patient 66, Simon, Mortimer (Veldigun Mortimer post-breakout), Lankmann, The Flock, Klaus, and Jack.

[mandatoryshorts]

The funniest thing about Mortimer and Grinderbin's relationship is that to Mortimer, Grinderbin is essentially just this mushroom guy that he hangs out with/runs a business with. Meanwhile every single interaction with Mortimer is turning Grinderbin into a worse and worse person, and Grinderbin himself is just like 'this is great. I'm learning thieves' cant, lying, deception, and pretending to be a noble from this guy. Can't wait to see what he teaches me tomorrow!"

[simantopia]

tho it does also kinda suck that EA confirmed there is no Sims 5 and that Sims 4 will be the "forever game" now. :/ just 'cos like it really does fuck the lore over. I didn't completely mind S4 being an AU, because S3 was a prequel and I just thought "meh, we'll possibly get back to Regular Lore in S5" except...... now S5 is never happening and we're just stuck with a watered down, clean version of the lore. :') Forever. :')

[papsiguesss]

Watching Hammer’s Hound of the Baskervilles with my parents as an autistic person is really fucking hilarious. Because whenever Peter Cushing does something autistic they just lean over and stare at me like ‘omg look that’s what you do’ and honestly? I’m quite proud of it

[barbwillbrb]

Me: *actively trying to ruin my character’s lives for the ✨drama✨*

@faerunsbest : *coming in hot with the duct tape to rescue my poor blorbos*

[lazarus-harp]

i will pay you 700 million dollars for an entire month of the detective fanfics

well with an offer like that, how could i possibly say no? in all seriousness, this is definitely something i could do in the future sometime. so long as i tell myself the oneshots don't have to be, like, 10k words long haha. we'll see! there's tons of old ideas i've had for mat-centric ships, some of them dark some of them not, so like always i could revise and beat them into shape. certainly has potential to be loads of fun! the detective just oozes with chemistry, and i think he even pairs nicely visual wise with any other character ... plus rare pairs, my beloved <3

[une-sanz-pluis]

Not me mentally adding the word "self" into the title of the US edition of Ian Mortimer's Henry IV biography so it reads Henry IV: The Self-Righteous King.

(I didn't do it on purpose. The UK edition is subtitled: The Life of England's Self-Made King so my brain just jumbled the titles together. Though, tbh, there's something about Henry IV that strikes me as self-righteous.)

[0rionz-belt]

celebrating an oc's birthday in-universe <<< celebrating the day the plot/universe started in-universe by making them feel weird all fucking day

[emopulco]

even more rook thoughts (I am sick and unable to stop thinking about him)

ps. sorry for the lack of actual art posts! i am art blocked (will reopen comms once I get less art blocked and less feverish)

also slight spoiler warning abt emmrich in act 1