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Something something the commodification of fan fiction leads to more one-shots and less longfic.
#does this make me a hater?#yes#do I care?#no#tbf I write oneshots! I love a one shot but 99% of fic these days is smut oneshots#and it screams the Tiktokification of fandom#everything is bite sized#everything is 150 characters or less#everything is read and swipe and scroll and swipe and read and scroll and swipe and#how spicy is it what tropes does it have?#are they feral are they unhinged are they obsessed#like GUYS WHAT ABOUT THE LOVE OF THE GAME I BEG OF U
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I really just wanna give Gyomei a hug and tell him he’s doing a good job. I think he needs to hear that.
( i think so too! )
#pint sized pillars au#psp au#gyomei himejima#demon slayer#kny#meme redraw#this meme felt appropriate#i love you gyomei#thank you for everything#author bite
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You ever think about the time Riz got hate crimed on screen and we just moved past it
#I've said it before and I'll say it again d20 is a comedy show and that's fine we can't take everything seriously#but Jesus fuck. if it wasn't comedy then some of the shit in it would be viscerally emotionally devastating#and a lot of stuff already is it'd just be sm worse#riz gukgak#dimension 20#fantasy high#bite sized ramble#the bad kids
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LOGAN SERGEANT WIN !!!
🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🍔🍔🍔


#what do you mean logan was dropped. he's right there#lando better win for logie bear or it's going to be my last straw#for his boyfriend#the blue. the American flag. EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS PERFECT#just change Austin to Florida and BOOM! GAY!#norgeant#straight up just norgeant for once#not crumbs but bite sized#specially homemade and served fresh#can't wait for Austin gp#LANDO SHOWING UP TO LOGAN'S FIRST INDYCAR RACE LIKE IS MY NEW HEADCANON#and Logan's embarrassed seeing it#ln4#lando norris#lando/logan#logan/lando#ls2#logan sargeant#landogan#ll42p#god it feels like forever since I've used those tags
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"And no one yells at me - 'nother win fa hava!~"
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Light Party! (Don't mind Tsu and Zenos, they turn into dumbasses whenever they're within five feet of one another.)
#ffxiv#gpose#adventurer zenos#zenos yae galvus#oc#camilla lunae#tsukiko date#kukuti and roboway#oh god the moogle and loporrit are getting more stuff for their tag#doing funny aether shenanigans for several reasons#mostly because kukuti gets tired of explaining... everything tbh#we have a warrior- a sage- a rogue/ninja and a machinist#but ALL OF THEM are ready to whip out a pistol at any point in time#i need to draw the squad fighting together at some point#tsu is like- five seconds away from biting zenos' cheek for holding her like this#rob is the most likely to immediately dispel the form cause he basically Gundam battles in a person sized mech already#he just wants the picture- and is honestly the reason for the picture#i cup my blorbos in hand and gently offer them to my followers for the sake of showing off the little guys LOL#i cannot escape chronically designing characters v-v
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for those who have been asking about my ocs (thank you i love you), lets start with these little fact sheets :)
here are my main two guys, Angelo and Dare, doofuses extraordinaire. The story takes place in 1987 for reference. My favorite kind of characters are those that are both incredibly intelligent and extremely idiotic at the same time, so they are both that in very different ways.
The AIC (Anomalous Individuals Collective) is my play on SHEILD or what have you. Instead of a sleek government run initiative based on recruiting heroes and all that, it's one guy with a bunch of resources who built an underground network to find anomalous people and help them regain control over their lives. He has spaces for people to test out powers where nothing is going to get wrecked, he has housing and jobs (long term and in-between) for people who's anomaly suddenly uprooted their lives, and way more. He tends to discourage young people from believing the great power great responsibility lie, because (in most cases) they didn't ask for any of the great power and they don't know how to handle the great trouble they are eventually going to get themselves into. But for those who are determined to be superheroes, he makes sure they go out there as prepared as they can be. Oh, and he's also a former supervillain.
#this is a good bite sized chunk to start with#right?#I love my guys#technically there's a third main guy but for this first part of the story she's something of an antagonist#her situation is just very complicated overall#and I don't know how to talk about her in a way that wont spoil absolutely everything lol cause I do want to make this into a real thing#ocs#my ocs <3#oc lore#oc stuff#The Odysseus Project#E
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I miss 70 hours campaign games
#so much.#the amount of otherwise Very Good Games I've completely given up on in the last act#because I just couldn't be bothered anymore#lost any and all momentum#the longer a plotline the harder it is to manage the pacing#especially when the story keep claiming that the stakes are Urgent! So URGENT!!!#but also :) we have sidequests :) do them :) you've all the time actually :)#(and I love side quests don't get me wrong I'm a completionist I do EVERYTHING)#(but with this I feel like the narrative threads unravel)#Anyway Dragon Age 2 remains the perfect sized game to me#it's bite sized#and each Act is fully formed too. nice clean breaks to take a breather if needed#carrot has an opinion#video games
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🌸。*゚+. Small baby starter call ?? Please specify which muse of mine you want, and if you're a multimuse, specify one of your own! I still have my other drafted threads, I promise These will be SMOL! One to a few sentences at most!
#🌸。*゚+. STARTER CALL#I also have a couple of other starters promised so they don't count towards this! c:#I just want to have easy bite-sized things in between the big stuff y'know??#It's way too draining when everything is like... 8-10+ paragraph replies ^ ^;;#Sometimes (all the time) brain hurtie LOL but I also wanna interact so... easy small stuff!
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YOU’VE READ 20k LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA?? HURRAY
Yes I finally did!! I learned about the substack way past the point to properly catch up but now I did it
I'm absolutely obsessed with whatever Professor Aronnax and Captain Nemo had going on there. Conseil was there. Imagine being Ned Land. Actually, don't do that lol
#i wish i could've read along with the substack! the bite-sized chapters just make it easier to remember all the details#binging 200 pages a day might be fun but everything's a blur now. but alas#still a fun read tho :)#answered
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going 2 kill online resellers. u r charging more for that than it was worth new, and it's not even vintage or anything. You dont even have THAT weak justification. you're just kind of an asshole ...
#trying to look for clothes as a fat guy is kind of an excercise in misery tbh#everything that fits (very little options) is 80+ bucks and i don't have that kind of scratch#like the brick and mortar thrift store is huge and has nothing ever for me#so then like ok look on ebay or something. 90% of search results even when u type ur size in are Not Your Size#and then assholes are still selling it for 80+ bucks#kill kill and maim and scratch and bite#i shouldn't have to wear stupid ugly clothes forever i shouldnt have to look like a slob forever#kirbco brand cola#I'm having a lot of internal struggles today lets see if i can shut this shit down actually#i dont know... i dont know anyone who is as big as me and all the fashion advice online that i come across for fat ppl is usually aimed at#people who r pretty feminine in their expression...#i feel left out of society at large all the time#oh well back to the dank cave!!!!
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i got REALLY into kandi recently so i made my cat one that says BITCH bc that's what he is <3 and the other beads on it are hearts in rainbow order bc that's also what he is <3 gay i mean <3
he is so tolerant
#el has a life#my CAT#him's halo <3 👼#he's still got it on his head he's SO tolerant#and asleep as fuck but also so tolerant#he let me put it on him!!!!#it was actually the perfect amount of beads for it to be nice and loose on him but small enough it won't fall off#its the perfect size it's so cute#unfortunately he did try to bite it off at first but he got used it it#i guarantee it wouldn't last long tho if i left it on his arm#it's STILL on his head#patience of steel u guys#he'll bite me for walking a few paces in front of him but i put a whole bracelet on him and he's just chill#zero fucks#king honestly#omg he woke up#i don't think he knows it's there#it's not touching his ears so he hasn't flicked it off#i'm patting him and everything he's completely unfazed#what#dude#there's a THING ON UR HEAD#he's so important
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i think its very funny (not funny as in ha-ha, funny as in sad) that the good people of tumblr are so capable of empathy for even insects with all the "killed for the crime of being small" type posts i see. to be clear i think this is great! it's just that most people on the rest of the internet and irl don't even have empathy for things as small as chihuahuas.
#just saw an instagram reel of a poor little chihuahua being rescued by a fireman from an ice cold canal he had fallen into#and of course the chihuahua is very scared and barking and snarling and tries to bite the fireman when he gets picked up#bc of course he does!!!! he weighs 4 pounds and has no idea what is happening!! in his little puppy mind the size of a walnut#he thinks that that fireman is going to eat him!!! he thinks everything wants to eat him!!! bc he is very small!!#and of course the comments are filled with 'should have left him to drown'#'ungrateful brat didnt deserve to be saved by that brave man'#'if it were me id punt him right back in the water'#like fuck off!!!
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Random note: Hava will call people she doesn't know by food-adjacent nicknames (sweetpea, honeypot, ribrack, etc), but oddly not the people she's close to.
take that as you will
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Does anyone know how to teach your dog how to stand up to bullies?
#before you worry: yes ofc I step in when the other dog is mean to her. and I watch them always.#I literally don't let this freak of a dog outta my sight when he's not in his kennel. as he's...stupid. very stupid.#almost 5 years old and never went to obedience school and can't be off leash because he doesn't know commands stupid.#Eats everything in sight stupid. will start choking on rocks and other shit that happens to be on his path stupid.#HER OWN FUCKING TOYS. GROWLS AND BITES AT HER.#His owner is very kind and pays very well though. (I think she likes treating this dog like her baby and that's why he is the way he is.)#It's just that this other dog. is half Mocha's size.#but she's just such a sweetheart that she'll bring out HER toys to play with him and to share. but then he WILL NOT LET HER PLAY#I take the toy away but Mocha tries to bring it out to play again but then other dog just snatches it up >:(#She brings out another for herself? He snatches it up. She tries to get it back? He growls and bites at her. Even if he's currently not#playing with it. and I'm just thinking “Mocha.You're older than him and you're bigger. You're too sweet. Don't let him treat you like this!#we've had another playdate with a dog once where she brought out her favorite toy. and her friend destroyed it. And Mocha was so so sad#Mocha's always very gentle and soft with her toys. as she likes to nibble and cuddle with them instead of destroying.#sighs#it's not like. too “bad” as I make sure to never let it get too bad. but I still get sad about my doggy getting picked on :'(#especially as this other dog...will not be changing tbh. I doubt it.#Mad rambles#my floofs
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yall need to stop trolling
#meme#bawrence meowghan#i swear every day he gains another inch it's amazing#barry ily but there's no way in hell you're 5ft7#IM 5ft7 and you look tiny to me#bite sized#makes me sad when i see him wearing those big heels shoes#you don't need to be tall baby you're everything to so many people
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