#evil timetime

[anakinsafterlife]

So I was watching the Community "darkest timeline" episode and was musing about how the darkest timeline people just saw themselves as normal. And then I realized. We're IN the darkest timeline. Rampant violence and brutal, aggressive capitalism. Normalized. Climate disaster brought on by the hubris of man. Normalized. Cyberpunk dystopia. Normalized.

I'm Evil Me. You're Evil You.

Wonder what Non-Evil Me thinks of all this.

[demelly]

Curious If you could choose one event in the whole resident evil timeline to erase what would it be?

(personality I would pick Lisa Trevor and her family being involved that girl deserves a good end)

i havent really played any other resident evil games besides re7+8 (ive played re4 remake and the first half of re2 remake but thats it) so im sorry if my answer is not what your looking for LOOOL

BUT if i had to erase something from the re timetime it would be that stupid choice between zoe or mia that ethan had to make, i think that chose was really stupid and unnecessary.

they literally had to make ethan act out of character to make the zoe option work dawg, "mias no good to anyone right now" brother u kept going after her even tho she stabbed u through the hand and chainsawed it off😭😭😭😭 its just very ooc for ethan to ever say that and it bothers me so bad. I love zoe with all my heart but this option makes no sense, and they all get a happy ending when you pick mia anyway so idk why some ppl complain that zoe deserved to be picked😭😭😭 UR GOAT CRUMBLES TO DUST WHEN U PICK HER 😭

and the choice in itself rubs me the wrong way cuz it feels like capcom being like "which hotty do you prefer" AM I CRAZY IT RLLY FEELS LIKE THAT. rather then it being an actual logical choice in whcih ethan would ALWAYS pick mia everytime 😭😭 i just hate it so bad😭

[you-are-my-destiny-reylo]

prompt: "I'm not wearing that." :)

Rey stared at the torture devices for what felt like hours. Their beautifully evil appearance sent shivers down her spine, filling her entire body with a feeling of dread so strong that it almost sent her to a state of panic.

She was positive that she had never felt this scared in her entire life. Not even when Kylo strapped her to an interrogation chair and rummaged through her mind like a pile of old datapads. 

At least she was fairly certain of what she was dealing with then. However, when she looked at those things, she had no idea what to expect. Except for the fact that they looked painful.

“I’m not wearing that!” She affirmed sternly for what could’ve been the hundredth timetime that day, completely adamant in her decision of tossing those damned shoes into outer space.

“You have to.” Ben told her also for the hundredth time, having to repress the urge to roll his eyes. “You’re going to an elite party in Canto Bight. You can’t just dress in your normal scavenger attire.”

“This is outrageous. I’m fine with the dress, even though its not very practical at all, but these are just a whole other level!” She complained with an exaggerated amount of anger, holding the high heel shoes on her fingers like they were some kind of venomous creature.

This time, Ben didn’t even try to repress his eyeroll. He had been listening to her rant for over an hour, to the point where he was nearly lying down on his chair. He had never seen anyone make such an ordeal over a pair of shoes. 

If he hadn’t seen the reality of her lineage, he could’ve sworn they were somehow related. She definitely had that Skywalker drama in her blood.

“For kriff’s sake Rey, they’re just shoes! They’re not a torture droid, stop being so difficult!”

“Well, I’d rather be poked by a torture droid any day!”

And with that, Ben finally lost what little left he had of his patience. With a frustrated sigh, he got up from his seat and snatched the shoes from her hand.

“Alright, sit down.” He commanded with his best Supreme Leader voice, giving her a warning glare when she opened her mouth to complain.

It was clear that she wasn’t happy with that situation, but given the circumstances and her lack of choice, Rey decided to do as he told.

Once she was seated and broodingly quiet, Ben closed the distance between them and kneeled before her. He could see the puzzled expression that painted her face, but paid it no mind.

With incredibly kind and expert hands, he quickly removed her beaten down boots and gently replaced them with the delicate heeled shoes. The pair slid on her feet like they were made for her, hugging every curve of her skin like those boots never did.

That felt like an extremely intimate and solemn moment, for some reason. The feeling of his soft fingers running up her leg, a little higher than necessary, sent shivers through Rey’s entire body. And this time, they were the good type of shivers.

“There.” Ben softly spoke once the shoes were secured perfectly on her feet, allowing his touch to linger a little moment longer before letting go. “That wasn’t so scary, was it?”

Rey’s breath was caught on her throat. The feelings of Ben’s hands was still a ghost against the skin of her leg, and for some reason, she felt incredibly cold now that his touch was gone.

 “I… I guess not.” She replied nervously once her voice was found again. “There’s just one more problem now…”

“And what would that be?”

“Well… How do I walk in these?“

There you go! A little Cinderella moment, if you please 😉 Hope you like it ❤️

I’m still taking prompts, if you want!

[renardtrickster]

Sly 5

Okay, so it's apparent that Thieves In Time was kinda bad, a lot of people wish it hadn't happened/wasn't canon, we're all upset over Penelope, and, accordion to Sanzaru, we ain't getting a sequel anytime soon. So, I would like to suggest an idea for how to wrap up everything in a neat little bow. As we know, Sly is in ancient Egypt, and Bentley, Murray, and Carmelita are in the present, worried sick about him. Bentley's time machine can't travel unless it has a relic from that time, so there's no way to even search. The game alternates between Sly and the rest of the Cooper Gang.

First off, Bentley and Murray are back, but so is Carmelita, with some special new skills and more missions to be in (really, you only play her 4 timetimes in TIT). But also, they bring in Dimitri, who has his own special set of skills, like wall climbing and invisibility and whatnot. They need to look for Sly, but can't do so with their current Time Machine. So they do a few levels in Paris, squirting new technology and parts and tools, and possibly breaking Le Paradox out of jail for his knowledge on time travel. Possibly. The last mission in Paris, they all bust into some government facility so Bentley can fix up the Time Machine, and make it so they can travel wherever that want. They prep up to go, but Penelope appears at the last second, tries to fight them, and hitches a ride through time...

Meanwhile, Sly wanders through the desert, and find a town. In addition, he finds Le Paradox's blimp, which still has it's own Time Machine! But it's busted. Sly very basically finds out it needs something to amplify a laser's intensity. He enters the town, and runs into Slytenkaman, his ancient Egyptian ancestor. More specifically, a few days before he plans to steal an evil Pharoah's crown jewels. They plan a heist, pull it off, and Sly requests on jewel, which amplifies the laser. He activates the machine, and gets flung through time...

Pretty much, Sly is bouncing through time, hoping to find the present, and the Cooper Gang is going to random time periods, looking for Sly. Every mission, you meet another ancestor. A new one. Like Otto Von Cooper, or Henrietta One-Eye Cooper, help them with something (with the Gang looking for Sly and Sly repairing the Blimp so he can travel again), and moving on. Sly tussles with a villain appropriate to that time, and the Gang deals with ambushes from Penelope, and MAYBE some old faces, like Raleigh, Rajan, or Octavio, who have been put therethere by our treacherous mouse.

Eventually, Penelope tries a head-on assault, and starts the Gang's Time Machine again, going to a time before the events of TIT, and drags past!Penelope along for the ride. Then, they go to a time just after the end of the first game, with Clockwerk in pieces, in the volcano. Clockwerk opens one of his eyes, and past!Penelope looks into it, which plants the seed for her betrayal. She gets put in her proper time, and the Gang carries on, Bentley now aware that Penelope was actually effected by Clockwerk's eye (which has hypnotic properties).

(By, the way, totally lifted from http://slycooperconfessions.tumblr.com/post/143859538006/i-have-this-crazy-sounding-headcannon-that-when#notes)

Eventually, Sly and the Gang reunite at the end of one level (where the Blimp gets destroyed at the beginning), and travel to the near-present. The reason I say near-present, is because they get brought to a time where Sly's dad (who shall be referred to as Conner) was still alive. Sly meets him, but keeps his identity vague, and doesn't mention his ultimate fate. The touching reunion is interrupted by Penelope, in a Clockwerk-esque mech. The final boss...

Throughout the battle, Penelope gets zapped, and channels more and more of Clockwerk. At the end, when she's really getting into it, a final zap ejects her from the cockpit, and destroys the mech. Murray puts her into the van, and everyone else piles in, whilst Sly gives his father some parting words. They return to the present, and Penelope awakens, now freed from her spell. Everyone's happy, and it all wraps up nicely.

That's my idea for a good plan, with some more tweaks and polish, of course.