#extanttalks

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i love equipping morgan's phone with the emma charm bc imagine being emma and you go to your Workplace where you are a Lawyer and the defense attorney (you know her but you're not that close. work friends maybe?) pulls out her phone to check something and she has a little acrylic charm on it (cute) so you look closer and it's a charm of YOU

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great question!!! it is in fact because something very lgbt is trying to jump out of her 👍

Quick question One Piece fans why does Sanji constantly dress like something very lgbt is trying to jump out of her

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this is an accurate portrayal of the last four months of my life

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the world of professor layton is so beautiful. I wish strangers came up to me on the street and asked me to solve their funny little puzzles

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happy to weigh in on the muppets side of this, but i know so little about yugioh.

I concur with Kaiba as the human. Yes. I will further elaborate that whoever is cast in this role should go the Christmas Carol route of treating the muppets as other actors and taking their role as seriously as possible.

Generally Kermit will be the main character/accompany the main character if theyre human so Kermit as either Yugi or Yami would make sense. Kermit as Yugi would make the most sense but the idea of a human actor as Yugi who is being haunted by a felt frog is. Hilarious?? So do with that what you will.

Alternatively, Kermit as Yugi and Fozzie as The Pharoah. Don't pay attention to anything else I've said this one is right. Objectively.

I like Joey Wheeler as Gonzo but I am unsure if Joey is weird enough for Gonzo? I will offer an alternative: Rizzo the rat. this is funny to me.

Uhhhhh help I don't know any other characters?? Miss Piggy will generally be the love interest for Kermit if such a character exists. I don't know if it exactly fits but I would love to submit Uncle Deadly as Maximilien Pegasus. I will continue to work on this behind the scenes with people who know what Yugioh is and get back to you.

if muppets did yugioh, kaiba would be the only one played by a human actor

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funniest thing to me about aftg is how terrible neil is at school. like obviously he spends the Vast Majority of the books under the impression that he's either going to book it halfway through the school year or be dead in less than five months so who gives a shit what his grades are?? but also it's sooooo funny how little effort he is putting into this. every scene of neil in class goes "he doodled fox paws on his notes and didn't learn anything" like neil. neil you do actually need to pass your classes. neil your gpa

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he's literally nice!!!!

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imagine you're an uber driver. and this one group of friends has been getting you to drive them around all over the place, which is your job, but it seems like you're the only uber driver they ever interact with, and they go to some pretty weird places, so you end up getting to know them pretty well. well enough that one day you end up realizing you actually met the mom of one of them, which is pretty cool!! you talk to her about it and it turns out her mom has since died which sucks and also the conversation is really awkward so you offer to take them to their next destination (vegas) for free. while you're on the road your car breaks down so you spend like three days camped out on the side of the highway fixing your car. some of them are pretty good at engineering which you would NOT have expected looking at them. eventually you manage to get them to hawaii, which is the closest stop to vegas you can make by car. and like, at this point, you know these people. they're nice. and you've always wanted to go to vegas, so you ask to tag along while they make the rest of the journey on foot. they agree to let you come with, and you kind of end up naturally assimilating into the group. it turns out they're on a journey to save the planet from destruction and you end up joining them for that too because you would prefer the planet remains un-destroyed and these guys aren't the worst travelling companions in the world. you have to fight a dead war hero. you are, critically, an uber driver.

you may think this scenario sounds far fetched, but it all happened to my friend Cid Highwind

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i fucking love lego lotr bc they gave frodo the most AGONIZING scream for when he falls off a cliff. and like. i get its frodo but also. you guys really didnt have any other sound bites you coulda used?

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im sorry this lock has not been tampered with. this lock was attacked by a feral cat. this lock went into a cage match with a tiger and lost. someone took a KNIFE to this lock. tampered with....

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okay the "are you implying i don't [have a moral code]?" "wh- you're a thief, of course you don't" exchange in the same season as we get the 'ezekiel donates to charity' reveal is kind of. silly.

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i cant help it i love the human resources department thats full of skulls. its good.