#f1 alignment chart

[osbuzz]

my best work

[leclerking]

★ leclerking's 2025 f1 bingo !

its so funny how i had an fia nonsense rule change in my list, but i couldnt add it because they began their clownery before i even made my bingo card

★ extras

seb in paddock

pit lane collision

(x3) teammate front row lock out

[tinypeaceconnoisseur]

I had made an alignment chart because there ain't enough of them .

[dreamysletters]

new series : f1 drivers as alignment charts!

[landoposition]

f1 driver twink/hoe/manwhore + cunt venn diagram brought to you by me and @xspeaknowx

note: the cunt is NOT in a nice way

[mediumsizedapplecore]

someone should put the f1 grid on this chart bc im curious 👀

ill try and do it if i dont forget and not lazy

[leclerking]

Personally kevin might've been higher but yeah alright

I didn't know that the f1 grid sorter was a thing but I tried it and it's surprisingly accurate! I don't know what happened to my boy George though lol

[rapidwaterzzz]

some f1 alignment charts (ive only been in here for like 2 weeks they might be horribly wrong 😅😅)

also these r just OPINION and r meant for FUN not to be SERIOUS

[osbuzz]

had to include seb and kimi!

[leclerking]

F1 alignment chart 2 📈

[charles-leclerizz]

AISHA PATEL

"You walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic."

AP77 🇮🇳

Nickname : Phataka [hindi : Firework]

Born : April 13 2002

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First and only child of Priya Patel & Arham Patel, both Indian born adults.

ESTP

Slytherin

Neutral Evil

Aries Sun , Leo Moon , Gemini Rising

[NOTE!: Thank you so so much to @witchthewriter for natal chart lessons, Hogwarts house, MBTI and the Moral alignment, links and in depth explanations. Made making this character sketch, so much fun!]

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VOGUE - Racing in Style: Aisha Patel's Fashion Journey

GQ - The Gentleman Racer: Aisha Patel's Grooming Tips

ESQUIRE - Beyond the Checkered Flag: Aisha Patel's Life Off the Track

HARPERS BAZAAR - Beauty Beyond Borders: Aisha Patel's Global Perspective

ELLE - Breaking Barriers: Aisha Patel's Impact on Motorsport

VANITY FAIR - Driven to Succeed: Aisha Patel's Philanthropic Vision

ROLLING STONE - The Soundtrack of Speed: Aisha Patel's Musical Influences

PEOPLE - Family First: Aisha Patel's Personal Journey

TOWN & COUNTRY - Luxury Living with Aisha Patel: Racing in

INTERVIEW MAGAZINE - Artistic Vision: Aisha Patel's Creative Perspective

ALLURE - Trackside Beauty Secrets with Aisha Patel

ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST - Home Sweet Home: Inside Aisha Patel's Racing Residence

FOOD & WINE - Fueling Victory: Aisha Patel's Race Day Recipes

ENTREPRENEUR - Driving Success: Aisha Patel's Business Ventures

TRAVEL + LEISURE - Globetrotting with Aisha Patel: Racing Around the World

HEALTH - Mindful Racing: Aisha Patel's Mental Fitness Routine

FASHIONISTA - Trackside Trends: Aisha Patel's Racing Fashion Forecast

TECH CRUNCH - Driving Innovation: Aisha Patel's Tech-Savvy Approach

TIME - Racing Against Time: Aisha Patel's Journey to Success

OPRAH MAGAZINE - The Power of Positivity: Aisha Patel's Inspirational Story

Introduction

Aisha Patel, born and raised in the United Kingdom to Indian immigrants, Priya and Arham has finally made it to the big leagues! Having nurtured an intense interest in racing and motorsport, often watching Formula One races with her family, her long-time dream is finally coming true.

Her parents, much like most Asians, tried to push their daughter into a more stable profession but soon relented as they watched her skill grow and her flame burn like an inferno.

When it came out that Porsche would be replacing the beloved Haas F1 team on the grid, she jumped at the chance, displaying her racing skills in F3 & F2 by dominating the podiums and impressing a talent scout who hand-picked her for the spot.

Aisha is an ambitious woman, determined and headstrong as she blazes through any blockages that may present themselves whilst consistently pushing herself to the limit both on and off of the track.

Her confidence is infectious as she holds her own candle, always perfecting her skillset whilst embarking on her travels to becoming the first South Asian woman to win a World Drivers Championship. Yet, she remains humble, remembering her roots and maintains a down-to-earth persona that embraces all of those around her.

Driving style

Aisha's driving style is ruthless and aggressive, she becomes a killer when on track as the adrenaline fills her up to her ears and all she can think of being first and staying first.

Although, the young driver has also proven herself to being one of the most calculated on the grid, maintaining her killer instincts whilst upholding an ice cold strategy, whether her race engineers like it or not. She can easily adapt to different tracks and wastes no time in becoming one with the tarmac beneath her wheels.

Yet, she still needs to mature her driving sense, sometimes some fights are not worth it and are not worth sacrificing a front wing for. Her predator like rivalries can sometimes leak over into post-race cool downs, and it has been observed, one too many times that she has been squaring up drivers who made, in her words, "A wrong fucking move, and cost [her] a podium." despite their seasoned years in the game, and her lack thereof.

Radio Snippets

[NOTE! : Graphic created by me [@charles-leclerizz]]

📍Australia, Melbourne

⎯ AP77 : “Guys, is it just me, or did I just see a kangaroo trying to overtake me? What's the strategy for dealing with wildlife on the track?”

📍Monaco, Monte Carlo

⎯ AP77 : “Can someone remind me which one is the gas pedal and which one is the brake? I feel like I'm playing Dance Dance Revolution with these hairpins.”

📍Canada, Montreal

⎯ AP77 : “These curves are more confusing than deciphering my ex's cryptic texts. Can we dial up some clarity with the next strategy update-”

📍Austria, Spielberg:

⎯ AP77 : “Yodeled my way through the last turn like a true Alpine pro. Can we add some lederhosen decals for good luck?”

📍Italy, Monza:

⎯ AP77 : “These curbs are bumpier than a rollercoaster. Can we add some extra suspension or a chiropractor on standby?”

📍Japan, Suzuka:

⎯ AP77 : “Think I found Godzilla's cousin on Turn 3. Can we arrange a family reunion after the race?”

📍USA, Austin:

⎯ AP77 : “Can we paint the car like a cowboy hat for the next race? Yeehaw vibes for extra speed.”

📍Brazil, Interlagos:

⎯ AP77 : “I may have mistaken the Senna S for a dance floor. Can we get some rhythm in the next set of turns?”

📍Mexico, Mexico City:

⎯ AP77 : “Trying to break the lap record to earn a lifetime supply of tacos. ”

📍Belgium, Spa-Francorchamps:

⎯ AP77 : “Eau Rouge, more like Eau Confusion with all these ups and downs. Can we add a rollercoaster warning sign for the next lap? ”

📍Netherlands, Zandvoort:

⎯ AP77 : “Feeling more like I'm dodging tulips than racing on a track. Can we add some windmills for the full Dutch experience? Over.”

honourary tags [for special pookies] : @disneyprincemuke, @weekendlusting, @woozarts, @mellowarcadefun.

[dreamysletters]

F1 drivers as alignment charts pt.2 (feat F1Academy!)

<- pt. 1

[livelaughghoul]

I loveddd the synastry reading you did for max and lewis <3 would you be down to do a synastry for fernando alonso and lewis hamilton?

Here is a bit of context:

Fernando Alonso is like the dinosaur of formula 1 ( I still love him 😭)

Very talented, very skilled very fast and had 2wdc‘s.

Then hamilton joined f1, alonso and hamilton were teammates and it was DRAMATIC in mclaren.

Hamilton had an incredible first season, literally was on the podium on his first race etc etc and missed the wdc by ONE point his first ever f1 season, and the rest is history. (If u have time, there are many clips about their funny dramas. Like long ass pit stops, public fights with the team principal, media talk)

Then Alonso switched 922616618371827 teams, left f1, came back [decisive king, risk taker, explorer] , didn’t always have good cars and therefore the statistics aren’t as good as Hamiltons. However, their rivalry is always prominent.

There have always been petty comments here and there but then every once in full moon when planets align and the stars are in perfect order, those two behave like besties and everyone is caught by surprise.

Or everyone is convinced they hate each other but then one goes and congratulates the other?

So I’d love to know how their placements interact with each other (trying to express myself poetically here).

I know synastry takes so much time so maybe just a first impression? Like “oh that caught my eye immediately” type of thing.

If you don’t want to, then that’s fine :) but then I want you to search on pinterest “Fernando Alonso Miami” and you’ll change your mind anyway haha 💋

Bestie, Fernando could literally spit in my mouth and I would thank him. I objectify that man. I am looking disrespectfully.

I can absolutely add it to the list. I think there’s only one other synastry reading in there, so I hopefully won’t be too long. I’m going to get through some more tarot readings and then focus on the charts.

[landoposition]

i wanna see what y'all do with this shit bro!! and the cunt isn't intended in a nice way, btw. it's literally cunt as in asshole 😻

[formula-fun]

Hi!!!!!!!!!!!&Hi!!!!! I reread my ask from yesterday and realized I actually forgot the say hi…… we do live in very different time zones and I have been waking up to your replies for two days! They make my 5am mornings so much better. (I must say you are much more coherent than I would ever be early morning).

“Writing in a really mathematical/analytical way about relationship in the story” spoken like a true architect-in-the-making!!! I bet you even have timeline charts and relationship graphs. I love this way of thinking and writing (at least for work) because having a clear structure and then cooking up the stuffing can make sure nothing has been missed (most of the time). Especially when I write comments(which is not work) I run with my train of thought and always end up forgetting another part I really liked hahahahha.

The mating!!!!!!! I am (not really) sorry you have to think through the logistics, but I am looking forward to it so much!!(I have no idea why I am having house of dragon drinking each other’s blood on the island of ancestors flashbacks, but biting each other on the throat/neck hard enough to break skin is technically drinking blood too!)

I would love to see your take on it!!!! I have seen many different versions of authors’ take on “mating in ABO”with extreme and not so extreme interpretations on the ideas of “ownership”, ”mating bond”, and “as long as we both shall live you would have to cut out your glands to ever leave me.”(not that any of the above are anything aligned with your lovely story).

This I understand is maybe one of your reasons for using ABO as background because what better way is there to force two white privileged men(sorry) into gender roles, social expectations and watch their pain HAHA. And I am just glad you did because I am so here for all the amazing kissing and unsafe sex they will have(sorry again but hhahahahahhahah).

My understanding of genders in kids for ABO is that generally there are two kinds: 1.they are born a boy/girl alpha/beta/omega 2.they are born boy/girl and presents in early teenage years. You picked the second which is indeed convoluted because real life gender stereotypes kind of start since birth, most of us are raised into our parents vision of what a girl or boy should be like. Parents are much more open-minded now I know but still.

I do not know if within your story male alphas and girl alphas are the same? My understanding is more on the side of the food chain has just been dissected but ultimately the top is still male alphas, you did mention when boys presented as alphas they became cocky, like an extra layer of social privilege. That’s why still being born a boy and presenting as an omega is practically a second cruel round of “natural selection”, like “I was born and raised to be on top of the world with all the great expectations but I became an omega so I am now being told to accept it, give up and become someone else entirely” (gawd the amount of therapists needed in ABO world for self-identity issues is unbelievable). And F1 being such a white alpha male sport is extra crushing of dreams for a boy who is no longer a boy but an omega. It’s one of the reasons I understand from the story why Charles tried so hard to fly under the radar without much success?

While on the other hand being born a girl and presented as alpha is like being reborn and regarded socially as a step up(maybe?).

Though I also think there is nothing wrong with “becoming someone else” aligned with gender stereotypes or not, because “natural selection” or not, Charles and Max growing up, learning what they want and allowing themselves to be happy is “becoming someone different” in its own. (In this sentence I am pretending pregnancy and motherhood is not at all stereotypically stressful and technically detrimental to most professional careers so much for a story with this topic in discussion it’s absurd). I love all the changes happening to them in the story, actively doing or just unconsciously starting to choose their hearts desires.

For the ring I didn’t really think of showing off but more to spite the media: “I’m an omega world champion and baby mama but I can still win races and championships against alpha boys, AND I can have a world champion baby daddy at home taking care of our child” while not being afraid at all to embrace some other socially “omega-like” things, like a stereotypically diamond engagement ring(I know you said that is more of a beta thing to do). But in retrospect, that’s really neither of their styles, their style of “I want my love and my family to be happy, fuck everyone else” is much better.

Can’t believe an academic paper is keeping us from having nice things!!!!!! “cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do” I won’t forgive you, I mean the paper!!!! Though what is the paper titled?

I love your “long ass replies” they are really nice to read (besides the fic obviously😼)

Happy Thursday to you! The weekend cannot come soon enough though work would probably come for me still.

Xxxxxxxxxooooooooxxxxxoooo<3333

oh nooooooooooo hello hello how dare you send me such good questions, this is going to be an ESSAY

I think we have very different writing/thinking styles then probably because I'm the same!! i need to have everything planned out (my graphs....who told you about my graphs....dkjfdfjkskjdfjk) and then when i write stuff like responses to really good and well worded questions in my tumblr inbox it is all straight out the window. stream of consciousness baby!! who knows what the fuck i am even saying!! i am glad we are united on this topic

so for mating idk if you want me to spoil it?? but I think basically betas and alphas/omegas have kinda independent customs where betas get married while alphas and omegas have a ceremony that like acknowledges their bond but it's a little more informal and social than a wedding would typically be. it's less about a legal bond and more about throwing a big party that allows their pack, family and close friends to kinda witness that theyre now an item, rather than a like...handing off of a bride if that makes sense? since actually becoming mates is kinda cough intimate cough, this is more of an acknowledgement that they're now mates and both off the market, and it's also a chance for their packs to get to know each other if they don't already. some alphas and omegas also get married! it's kinda up to them. in my head mating bonds are acknowledged in most countries the same as marriage is, so a traditional wedding would be held for the same purpose as a mating ceremony, just on a larger scale: publicizing that they're both together and no longer single

apologies for the gross long paragraph dfkjdfkjdjskf you have awakened worldbuilding in me

the other thing that has not been discussed!! is that in this universe everyone is born male or female (or variations therein, obvs sex is complicated) but if youre born to alpha and omega parents it's pretty likely you'll present as an alpha or omega. occasionally children of betas present too but it's not quite as common. there was a timeline of this fic where lando presented as an omega super late but i actually scrapped it lol there was TOO much already happening. but ya tldr people born male can present as alphas or stay betas, and people born female can present as omegas or stay betas

ok and then your next question has a really weird answer, im sorry in advance but plz stay with me

there is a concept which will soon come up and that concept is that in terms of social heirarchy alphas are actually at the bottom and betas are at the top in a lot of countries. I think yuki already mentioned that his pack was all omegas in japan and very few alphas race? cannot remember how in depth this went. but basically alphas are seen as strong and powerful or whatever, but they're also seen as really aggressive and dangerous and they only make up 25% of the population while betas make up 50%. meanwhile omegas are usually seen as kind of stupid or needy or whatever, but they're at least not seen as dangerous to betas, so in some places they have slightly more rights. Japan is one of those places and i think the US is going to probably be another, to a slightly higher degree. Most of europe is the other way around, so alphas are favored, but in general things are pretty equal. it varies a little by country to country though

so charles doesn't really have any shame in being an omega or being part of an oppressed group per se, his issue is more with his own kinda dysphoria that omegas still aren't really common in F1 and he doesn't feel like he should flaunt that, combined with the fact he doesn't really feel confident in his own identity and feels like he can't express it for that reason. he needs therapy fr fr

ok i answered this one late at night so i NEED to go to bed!!! but maybe this clarified things? clear as mud probably, sorry for that

and hahahsa i cant remember the name of this paper and im too tired to look it up but it was about private vs public life and how the family acts as a refuge away from the scariness of the public realm. kinda like this fic!!! wow kjdfdfksjkdfjk

ok ok thats all from me thank you so much for the questions and i love chatting as always!!! And a happy thursday to you too!!!

[theblindmachine]

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