#fancy pizzazz art

[pizzazz-party]

I have been waiting months to post this.

A present commissioned by @kithnkin for her friend @magicalspacedragon!

The Helmsman AU.

[bl0ssom-skies]

Made a silly lil costume for blueberry milk :D

[silvercerberus64]

Name: Mickael Fatigue the III (Mike).

Gender: He/Him.

Species: Munchlax.

Age: 48.

Nature: Bold.

Height: 0.6 m (2′00″).

Pokeball Registered: Luxury Ball.

Ability: Pickup.

Moves: Counter, Body Slam, Endure, and Trailblaze.

Heal Item: Everstone.

Occupation: Head Chef of the Evoker Ranger Branch.

Residence: The Kitchen’s old secondary storage room, which was refurbished into his own personal room.

Personality: Supportive, Empathetic, Honest, Blunt, Direct, and Stoic.  

Family: The Fatagu’s.

Relations: Disowned by his mother and father. Oozer helps with cleaning up around the kitchen, so he’s good in his book.

Hobbies: Cooking, Farming, Nature walks, Camping, and exercising.

Likes: Music of all kinds while cooking, His fellow cooking staff and their well being, Testing new dishes, and Staying fit.

Dislikes: Wasting food, His family, Food snobs, Junk food, Shedding, “Fancy” food, and anyone who dares to mess with his kitchen.

Backstory: Mickael was part of the Fatigue household and was meant to be the next heir of his family‘s fortune and legacy. The Fatigue household was renowned as one of the greatest food critics in all of Kallos, and thus, as Mickael sat in the lap of luxury, he never had to do anything for himself. His family were known to be incredibly rude and merciless as food critics. Even some of the best five-star chefs around would come to them in order to get their review. Some would be lucky to pass, but most would receive scathing reviews, that intern tank their restaurant's rating in the public eye, and Mickael was meant to be the same. That was, until one day when he and his butler were out on the town and their car broke down, and Mickael having not eaten anything all day. Would get out and head to the nearest place that may serve food, not caring whether or not it was fancy. He had headed into a hole in the wall restaurant. At first, he expected a little to nothing from it; even if the food was disgusting, it would be able to at least take up space. Little would he realize that stepping into that restaurant that day was the day where Mickael would reevaluate his outlook on cooking. When he entered there was no pizzazz to it, No fancy air to it, just the simple smell of food and spices in the air, people laughing and chatting with each other, as Mickael took a seat by the bar area. He could see behind the bar into the kitchen and watch the chefs prepare meals and serve them to everyone else bringing joy to others. He soon realized that cooking was more than just something to fill up, but instead, it was a form of art that was meant to bring people together, bring joy to one another. It was not just meant to fill your stomach, but also your soul, and as he ate the food that his family would call cheap he left, feeling fuller than he had ever been in the past few years, after he left that restaurant, he realized what he wanted to do with his life. He didn’t want to destroy art; he wanted to create it. He would learn how to cook in secret learning everything that he could read about, as well as his own chefs helping, all which were bribed to keep it a secret from his family, as he was afraid of what they would think of him, but eventually, his family did find out that he was cooking. They mocked his dreams. made fun of his love of his cooking and said that he would get nowhere with it in life. Mickael, after everything that he had experienced, was never able to choose anything for himself. This one thing that he chose for himself, now, being mocked and disgraced by his own family, who didn’t even understand the art, let alone the heart and soul that goes into every cook when they make their own meals. He had had enough and proceeded to do something he thought he would never do. He stood up to his family and yelled out loud and proud that he had found the love of the culinary arts, and that he would let no one, not even them, dare to make fun of it.  His family, shocked that he would dare to yell at them, told him if he thought that way, then he might as well leave. Mickael took their threat and complied with it, much to their shock. Mickael proceeded to pack everything he thought was necessary, proceeded to show them his favorite finger as he then left. After leaving, he would leave behind his family name and instead go by a simpler one. Mickael was gone, and Mike was here to stay. He knew the day would come when he would have to leave his family behind, whether they accepted his passion or not. As he would now have to make a name for himself, having to start from the bottom and make his way to the top. He would find his way working under multiple chefs, learning different cooking styles, how to test ingredients, and even how to live off the land when needed, and with time, Mike finally made a name for himself. Eventually, he realized that he didn’t just want to make food, he wanted to try and help fuel those who would help others, so he signed up as the Rangers' head chef, and the rest is history.

Other Facts: has made shortcuts around the kitchen to help his staff, who are of different species, get around the kitchen; this also helps him fight in there in case of emergencies. Despite him being a Munchlax, he works hard to keep himself both fit in order to move around the whole kitchen and help where he’s needed in there. Lots of people go to him for life advice as he “cuts the s*** and gets straight to the point of the problem", also for advice on hair care as he grooms him self to ensure that no hair ends up in the food. He refuses to evolve as he fears that if he does evolve, he might become a step closer to becoming like his parents. He still keeps in contact with some of the maids and butlers to make sure his family isn’t hunting him or mistreating them.

[bluesuedeclogs]

this quiet saturday grateful for

1. homemade congee with pizzazz (preserved duck egg)

2. scallions

3. rice in general (do you see where i'm going with this)

4. egg rolls

5. comfort foods when sick

6. supergiant games

7. graham crackers

8. approaching deadlines you feel no stress about

9. public libraries within walking distance

10. never having missed a flight through my own poor choices

11. animal exhibits that let you get up closr to a funky little guy you wouldn't otherwise be able to

12. my friends having broadly grown out of any interest in drinking games

13. how chill (relatively) my parents are being about my wedding

14. friends canceling plans in a way that's a win win

15. my fiance, for being the appointed bug catcher

16. my fiance, for being the appointed scullery maid

17. the joy of giggling in bed with someone

18. not being a public figure

19. my new (to me) boss being a sane, supportive figure

20. canva

21. ginger ale

22. fancy free cocktails

23. low-key celebrity encounters

24. gossip on celebrities from service workers

25. my stable housing situation

26. that my job increasingly lets me engage in the arts space

27. wingspan online

28. air conditioning

29. sunscreen

30. cute hat

31. impulse purchasing a skull print water bottle two Halloweens ago

32. the flexibility to work remotely when sick

33. novelty mugs which are surprisingly ergonomic

33. ginger teas

[sing-me-under]

Been thinking about all the takes and variations of the Flying Graysons costumes.

I’m pretty sure that Haley’s circus being international/coming from Europe is a mostly fanon hc and that it’s actually just a semi-national or regional mid-budget traveling circus… Unless if it’s low budget New England in the mid-1900s, the good circuses go all in on the storytelling rather than just individual acts and a lot of audience noises. The most intriguing performing arts, not just those with written scripts, tell stories.

Comic artists don’t really take full advantage of the costume design of trapeze artists. Circus costumes are supposed to be colorful and attractive and eye-catching, so why are the Flying Graysons costumes sometimes portrayed as some solid dark leotard with a fancy G on it or some other fairly subtle-probably-indistinguishable-from-a-distance symbol. I can accept WFA’s stylized posters that reference the Nightwing costume, but still! Where’s the performance? The glitter? The pizzazz??? Discowing would have been a far better Easter Egg for the stylized posters.

The point here is: give me back the traffic light colored Flying Graysons.

Make them Medieval Times Dinner Theatre themed for all I care, but give me back the garish red and green leotards and yellow capes.

[weird-things-to-think]

Ah, the word “eloquent,” a term of such grandiloquent magnitude that it transcends the mere confines of mundane verbiage! But alas, I must confess, my comprehension of this lexical phenomenon is but a mere 10% of its true essence. So, let us embark on a journey of linguistic befuddlement!

Eloqunt, or as I like to call it, “eloquack,” is when a persun talks so gud that evryone’s ears do a happy dance. It’s like when a duck quacks, but with more pizzazz and less water. Imagine a person who can verbalize with such perspicacity and loquaciousness that they could convince a cat to take a bath or a dog to do algebra. That’s eloqunt!

Now, the art of eloqunce is not just about using big words, although that’s a fun part. It’s about the ability to transmogrify one’s thoughts into a symphony of syllables that captivates the auditory faculties of the audience. It’s like when you try to explain why you ate the last cookie, but instead of getting in trouble, everyone applauds your storytelling prowess.

In the realm of eloqunce, one must possess a lexicon of gargantuan proportions, a thesaurus that could rival the size of an elephant, and the ability to string together sentences that are longer than a giraffe’s neck. It’s like playing Scrabble on expert mode while riding a unicycle.

But beware! With great eloqunce comes great responsibility. One must not succumb to the temptation of sesquipedalianism, which is a fancy way of saying “using big words just to sound smart.” It’s like wearing a tuxedo to a beach party—impressive, but ultimately unnecessary.

In conclusion, eloqunce is the art of speaking so well that people forget what they were mad about in the first place. It’s like being a linguistic magician, pulling rabbits out of hats made of words. So, go forth and be eloqunt, my friends, and may your words be as smooth as butter on a hot pancake!

[betteradvice]

Setting Up Your Baby’s New Room

Single Mom Nursery Prep: Creating a Cozy Space for Your Little One

If you’re a single mom-to-be, you are going to get excitement about setting up your baby’s nursery. Let’s chat about how to create a perfect little nest for your bundle of joy without breaking the bank or losing your mind.

When to Start?

So, when should you start? While there’s no hard and fast rule, many pros suggest getting the ball rolling around week 20 of your pregnancy. This gives you plenty of time to plan, shop, and set things up before your little one makes their grand entrance. Plus, it’s a great way to channel all that energy!

Budget-Friendly Nursery Ideas

Babies can be expensive! But creating a beautiful nursery doesn’t have to drain your wallet. Here are some tricks to make your nursery dreams come true without breaking the bank:

A fresh coat of paint can work wonders! Try fun techniques like half-painted walls or cute arches to add some pizzazz without spending a fortune.

Check out budget-friendly options like IKEA’s Sniglar cot. At under £70, it’s a steal! And hey, you can always jazz it up with some paint to match your style.

Get creative with what you already have. That old dresser? Slap a changing pad on top, and voila! You’ve got a changing table.

Channel your inner artist and make your own wall art or mobile. It’s a great way to add personal touches while saving money.

Second-hand shops can be goldmines for non-safety items like dressers, gliders, and decor. Just give everything a good clean before bringing it home.

You don’t need all those fancy gadgets right away. Focus on the essentials and add things as you go along.

Remember, Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither does your nursery have to be. By taking your time you can actually save money and enjoy the process along the way

Space-Saving Nursery Solutions

If you’re working with a small space, don’t stress! There are plenty of clever ways to maximize every inch of your nursery:

Multi-tasking furniture: Look for pieces that serve double duty, like a dresser that can also be a changing table.

Vertical thinking: Make use of your walls with floating shelves or hanging organizers. They’re great for storage and can double as cute displays.

Closet hacks: Add a second rail to your closet to double its capacity. Those tiny baby clothes don’t need much hanging space anyway!

Under-crib storage: Make use of that space under the crib with some cute baskets or drawers.

Think small: Consider space-saving alternatives like mini cribs or compact diaper pails.

With these tricks up your sleeve, you’ll be amazed at how much you can fit into even the tiniest nursery!

Nursery Safety Essentials

Now, let’s talk about the most important part of nursery prep – safety. Creating a safe haven for your little one doesn’t have to be overwhelming. Here are the key things to keep in mind:

Crib safety: Choose a sturdy crib that meets current safety standards. Keep it bare – no soft bedding, toys, or pillows to reduce SIDS risk.

Anchor it: Secure heavy furniture to the wall to prevent tipping hazards. Trust me, once your little one starts crawling, they’ll be into everything!

Electrical safety: Cover those outlets and keep cords out of reach. Babies are surprisingly quick!

Window wisdom: Make sure windows are safely locked, especially on upper floors.

Fire safety: Install smoke detectors and keep a fire extinguisher handy. It’s always better to be prepared!

General childproofing: Use doorstops, maintain a comfy room temperature, and regularly scan for potential hazards.

By taking these precautions, you’re creating a safe space for your baby to explore and grow. And remember, a safe nursery means more peace of mind for you!

Time-Saving Nursery Setup Tips

As a single mom, your time is precious. Here are some tips to help you set up your nursery efficiently:

Plan ahead: Start around 18-20 weeks and make a clear timeline.

Prioritize: Focus on the essentials first – crib, changing area, and a comfy feeding chair.

Multi-task: Use a dresser as a changing table to save time and space.

Smart storage: Use baskets and labels to keep things organized and easy to find during those middle-of-the-night diaper changes.

Paint smart: Do any painting between 23-25 weeks to allow plenty of time for airing out.

Keep it simple: Remember, newborns don’t need a ton of stuff. A minimalist approach can save you time, money, and headaches!

By focusing on what’s truly important, you can create a functional nursery without overwhelming yourself. And hey, less setup time means more time for those important self-care moments like enjoying sugarless mocktails with friends or catching up on your favorite shows!

Nursery Essentials and Organization

Let’s break down the mini must-haves checklist for your nursery and how to keep them organized:

Sleep central: A crib with a firm mattress and fitted sheets is a must.

Feeding station: A comfortable nursing chair will be your best friend during those late-night feeds.

Changing area: A dresser with a changing pad on top is perfect for diaper duty and provides storage.

Storage solutions: Bins, baskets, and hanging organizers will be your organizational heroes.

Diaper disposal: A diaper pail is a sanitary way to deal with dirty diapers.

To keep things tidy:

Use drawer dividers or small baskets to separate clothing items.

Keep frequently used items in easy-to-reach spots.

A hanging bookshelf can double as storage and decor.

With smart organization, you’ll spend less time searching for things and more time snuggling your little one!

Nursery Theme Inspiration

Now for the fun part – decorating! Your nursery theme can reflect your personality and create a cozy vibe for your baby. Some popular themes include:

Adventure

Boho

Beach

Cloud

Jungle

When choosing a theme, think long-term. Will you still love it in a year or two? Natural materials like wood and stone can add a calming touch. Wall decor options like removable stickers allow for easy updates as your child grows.

Don’t forget about textures and patterns – they’re great for your baby’s development. And remember, it’s okay to keep large furniture pieces neutral. This allows you to easily change up the theme with smaller decor items as your child’s interests evolve.

Conclusion

Creating a nursery as a single mom might seem daunting, but with these tips and tricks you should be able to manage it! Remember, the most important thing is creating a loving space for your little one. It doesn’t have to be perfect or Instagram-worthy – what matters most is that it’s safe, functional, and filled with love.

As you prepare for this new chapter, don’t forget to take care of yourself too. Pregnancy can be stressful, especially when you’re doing it solo. Make time for self-care, whether that’s gentle exercise, connecting with friends, or just taking a moment to breathe. Avoid bad habits and try to maintain a positive environment for both you and your baby.

And hey, if you’re feeling overwhelmed, reach out for help. Don’t be afraid to ask friends or family for assistance with nursery prep.

Remember, every parent’s journey is unique. Trust your instincts, be kind to yourself, and enjoy this special time. Before you know it, you’ll be rocking your little one in that nursery you’ve created with so much love.

If you are after a checklist of baby items, key medical checks and an overall pregnancy checklist to keep you organised, download my eBook – Single & Expecting: Pregnancy Checklist for Solo Moms.

All the best, Alex.

[sciencestyled]

Fractals, Fabulosity, and Funky Mathematics: The Ultimate Guide to Becoming a Geometric Picasso

Ladies, gentlemen, and my beloved pixelated pancake pals, gather 'round as we embark on a journey of mathematical madness, fractal fantasies, and algorithmic absurdities! Today, we’re diving headfirst into the wildly wonderful world of mathematical art and fractal geometry—where numbers meet artistry and produce visuals that would make even Salvador Dali question his sanity.

First off, let’s talk fractals. Imagine your life as a series of TikTok challenges, each one more bizarre and addictive than the last. Now, picture those challenges repeating infinitely, like a never-ending loop of “Renegade” dances. That, my dear digital dumplings, is the essence of fractal geometry—patterns that replicate themselves on every conceivable scale, from the minuscule to the monstrous. And trust me, it’s not just mind-blowing; it’s like seeing your kale salad morph into a hyper-dimensional dragon while you’re still trying to figure out the latest Snapchat filter.

Now, grab your algebraic abacus and let’s conjure up some chaos. We’re diving into the mathematical cauldron to cook up visual masterpieces using nothing but equations and algorithms. Yes, my curious cacti, you heard right. Equations—the same dread-inducing beasts that haunted your high school nightmares—can transform into magical wands of artistic brilliance. It’s like Hermione Granger discovered an alternative career as an avant-garde artist, waving her wand to summon spirals and swirls out of thin air.

But hold your existential dread—this isn’t your grandmother’s math class. We’re talking about equations with the pizzazz of Tony Stark’s latest tech, the complexity of Loki’s schemes, and the aesthetic appeal of a perfectly filtered Instagram post. Take the Mandelbrot set, for example. Named after the legend himself, Benoît B. Mandelbrot, this set is like the Marvel Cinematic Universe of mathematics—an infinite saga of intrigue, drama, and endless detail. Zoom into one part of the Mandelbrot set, and you'll find an identical pattern, just like when you zoom in on celebrity drama and find more drama.

Speaking of celebrities, let’s pause for a hot second to imagine if Kim Kardashian were a fractal. Every time you zoomed in on her life, you’d find a new layer of glam, gossip, and grandeur—kind of like her Instagram feed, only with more mathematical rigor. The same goes for fractal art. Each zoom reveals more layers, more depth, and more opportunities to lose your mind in a labyrinth of logarithms.

Now, let’s get our hands dirty with some practical applications. You, yes you, can create your own fractal art with nothing more than a computer, some fancy software, and a sprinkle of creative insanity. Programs like Apophysis or Mandelbulb 3D allow you to play god (or at least a very eccentric deity) in your digital universe. Want to create a swirling vortex of colors that looks like it was pulled straight out of Doctor Strange’s spellbook? Go ahead! Feel like summoning a forest of fractal trees that’d make J.R.R. Tolkien weep with envy? The power is yours, my pixelated Picasso.

But wait, there’s more! The wonders of fractal geometry aren’t confined to your computer screen. No, siree! These psychedelic patterns can be found all around you, from the spiraling shells of snails to the branching networks of your neurons. It’s like the universe is one giant, infinitely complex canvas, painted by a mad artist with a penchant for repetition and a flair for the dramatic.

For those of you still skeptically sipping your overpriced lattes, consider this: fractal geometry isn’t just a nerdy hobby for math geeks and art freaks. It’s a tool with real-world applications that’ll blow your unassuming minds. From predicting stock market trends (yeah, Wall Street has a fractal fetish) to modeling the growth patterns of cities, fractals are everywhere. They’re the unsung heroes of science and art, bridging the gap between logic and creativity in a way that’s as beautiful as it is baffling.

Now, let’s talk pop culture, because what’s a deep dive into the mathematical abyss without a few nods to our favorite distractions? If you’ve ever watched “Rick and Morty,” you’ve seen fractals in action. Remember the time-traveling snake episode? The concept of time loops within loops is a playful nod to fractal geometry. Or take the mind-bending visuals in “Inception.” Those infinite staircases and recursive dream layers? Pure fractal genius. Even the dizzying special effects in the “Doctor Strange” movies owe a debt to our fractal friends.

But let’s bring it home with a personal touch. Imagine you, yes you, as the proud owner of a fractal masterpiece. You could hang it on your wall and impress your friends, who will think you’ve suddenly become some sort of artistic genius. Or better yet, create a fractal-based fashion line. Picture yourself strutting down the street in a jacket that looks like it was designed by Escher on acid. You’ll be the talk of the town, the toast of TikTok, the meme that keeps on giving.

So, my fractal-loving friends, the next time you’re bored and contemplating the mysteries of the universe—or just scrolling through your endless social media feeds—remember this: mathematical art and fractal geometry aren’t just brainy buzzwords. They’re your ticket to a world of endless creativity, mind-bending beauty, and a never-ending supply of nerdy street cred. Embrace the chaos, dive into the fractals, and unleash your inner geometric Picasso. Because in the grand, infinite loop of life, we’re all just patterns waiting to be discovered.

[pizzazz-party]

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[nailinfluence]

Sparkle and Shine: 10 Nail Embellishments That Are Absolute Game-Changers

Welcome to the world of nail art, where creativity meets elegance with nail embellishments! In today’s fashion-forward era, nails are not just an afterthought – they're a style statement. Beyond the traditional manicure, there lies a realm of dazzling embellishments, each adding its unique flair to your look. Whether you're a seasoned nail art enthusiast or a newbie looking to explore, we've curated a list of the Top 10 Nail Embellishments that are capturing the hearts of women everywhere. From the subtle sophistication of metallic accents to the playful charm of 3D charms, get ready to dive into a world of glamour and creativity that promises to elevate your nail game to new heights!

1. Rhinestone Razzle-Dazzle

Nothing says "glam" quite like the sparkle of rhinestones. These tiny, glittering stones can be arranged in intricate patterns or simply dotted along the nail bed for a touch of elegance. Perfect for evening events or whenever you want a bit of extra shimmer in your life.

2. Glitter Galore

Glitter nails are the go-to for anyone looking to add a bit of pizzazz to their daily life. From full-on glittery nails to a subtle gradient effect, this embellishment can transform your nails into a dazzling accessory. It’s like having a party at your fingertips!

3. Metallic Magic

Metallic accents, including gold, silver, and rose gold, provide a futuristic yet elegant touch. They can be used as an all-over color or as chic accents, like metallic tips or lines, adding a sophisticated twist to your nail ensemble.

4. 3D Charms

From tiny bows to delicate flowers, 3D charms add a unique and playful dimension to nail art. These tiny sculptures sit atop your nails, making a statement that is both bold and whimsical.

5. Chic Lace

Lace designs, either drawn with nail polish or actual lace pieces applied to the nail, offer a vintage and romantic vibe. Perfect for bridal looks or when you want to add a touch of old-world charm to your modern style.

6. Nail Stickers and Decals

For those who love detailed designs without the time commitment, nail stickers and decals are a dream come true. Available in endless designs – from geometric patterns to floral motifs – they’re an instant nail makeover.

7. Foil Fancies

Nail foils create an incredible, mirror-like finish that can’t be achieved with regular polish. Whether you opt for gold, silver, holographic, or colorful options, they give your nails a sleek, metallic look that’s both edgy and glamorous.

8. Magnetic Marvels

Magnetic polish creates mesmerizing patterns and designs with the use of a special magnet. The final look is a stunning, almost 3D wave or cat-eye effect that’s sure to catch the eye.

9. Velvet Powder

Velvet powder, also known as flocking powder, gives your nails a fuzzy, textured look that's both unique and tactile. It's like having tiny, soft sweaters on your nails – perfect for cozy, winter vibes.

10. Pierced Perfection

Nail piercing, a trend that involves tiny rings or charms hanging from the nail, offers an edgy twist to traditional nail art. It's bold, unconventional, and makes a statement. From the twinkling allure of rhinestones to the unconventional charm of nail piercing, these top 10 nail embellishments are more than just fashion statements – they're tiny canvases of self-expression. So, whether you’re a glitter enthusiast or a metallic aficionado, there’s always a way to add a bit of sparkle and creativity to your look. Read the full article

[spookberry]

and they were teammates

[accidental-spice]

My TSE Secret Santa contribution, for @o-lei-o-lai-o-lord !

The prompt was "Idony and Ruya prepare for the St. Claire's first Christmas all together (sisterly bonding and picking on Noah ensues)"

Hope you you like it, and Merry Christmas!!

[crossovershipstournament]

SIDE 2A: ROUND 2: Megaman (Megaman)/Pit (Kid Icarus) VS Selina Kyle (Catwoman) (DC Comics)/Loki (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Propaganda for Megaman/Pit:

This ask, which includes the art used in the bracket image!

Oh my god. This one came immediately to mind. Idk how big the ship is now, but I remember like seeing it everywhere back when Super Smash Bros Ultimate was like popular on Tumblr/Twitter. I think it was originally a crackship cause both of them were in Captain N (a cartoon), but it’s like a serious thing now. Literally all it took was one interaction between them (there’s like dialogue you can get if you do some combination when you play as Pit) which is just Pit gushing about Mega Man. It’s cute. And honestly kind of iconic

#MEGAPIT ?? good for them #go back in time and tell kid me the ship he came up with on a whim would be in a tumblr bracket :'3

#megapit sweep!

#megapit nation let's pokémon go to the polls #let's give it for a wholesome and iconic crackship

#MEGAPIT NATION RISE. RISE. RISE #MEGAPIT

#MEGAPIT!!!1!

#MEGAPIT NATION RISE UP

#c'mon megapit nation #sure they may lose but let's get them some votes anyways!

Propaganda for Selina Kyle (Catwoman)/Loki:

Two not quite villains who will never be content as heroes despite how much their friends and family would like them to be. They can sass each other and steal things together. In fact, Loki, being old as most artifacts, can claim that anything they steal technically belongs to him through some convoluted story that may or may not be true. So they've got this game going on with Batman. If he catches them, the museum can keep the object. Otherwise, Loki gets to keep "his stuff" and no one bothers them to avoid an incident with Asgard. It drives Batman up the wall. Loki and Selina are two beautiful Neutrals with a dash of chaos. He adores her and she loves his mystery and pizzazz. They bring out the best in each other. The Joker is dead and Loki has taken over his turf as the Crown Prince of Crime Alley. He sits on his ice throne with his darling Selina, finding new and vicious nonfatal ways of dealing with those who try to usurp them. They might intervene if they hear someone is doing something evil enough, so if you want to get rid of your enemies, feel free to snitch. Selina and Loki both think the other is sexy. Selina loves that Loki isn't quite evil but she doesn't feel bad for stealing when she's with him. He makes it fun. Loki loves that Selina has given him a chance and doesn't have grand expectations of heroics from him. That he doesn't need power to keep her.

Reasons why Batman does not like this ship:

-Selina knows Bruce Wayne is Batman, and by virtue of that fact, so does Loki. To keep things fun and remind the other rogues he's still a "villain" Loki likes to kidnap Bruce once a month and demand Batman come and rescue him. It's very annoying. The other Rogues assume Loki does this since Batman and Catwoman used to be a thing. Really Loki just thinks it's funny that Bruce can't escape without ruining his whole "Brucie" image. It's also a great way to clear a fancy restaurant and have a private date with Selina when she's called to "talk him down" until "Batman" shows up.

-Loki doesn't know how to drive. Selina has decided to teach him. And since Bruce is a family friend, she has decided that means she can "borrow" his cars any time. Bruce has lost track of how many times he's left the office to find his car isn't where he parked it. Loki is a madman on the streets. So ofc he gets pulled over a lot. Never fear! He just magics him and Selina to look like Bruce and his latest girlfriend. Bruce is this close to getting his license revoked.

-Loki and Selina wait until Batman is about to head from his patrol to rob the museum. They've made a game out of it with a point system and everything. Thankfully they only do it on relatively quiet nights to make sure the gets his steps in.

Reasons Batman likes the ship:

-Selina is happy. Really happy. She lights up whenever she's with Loki. Loki just melts in her arms. Any idiot could see they're in love. They banter and flirt with each other everywhere from the grocery store to the middle of a high speed chase.

-He knows Loki would tear the world apart for Selina. He would face down Thanos all over again if he had too.

-Any villain stupid enough to interrupt their date night will be swiftly returned to Arkham.

Reasons Robin likes the ship:

-Selina and Loki are going to adopt his best friend Colin Wilkes.

-Loki and Selina protect all the animal shelters.

-Loki and Selina are always down to help him sneak animals into the manor.

Reason Robin does not like the ship:

-Loki and Selina are firm believers in PDA and Damian is at the age when cooties are very much still a thing.

Lovely art~!

Art Credit: Megaman/Pit art by @/farraigeart Catwoman/Loki art by @/kannra-orhara

[sacredbuck]

So originally I wanted to post some art and doodles, but I’m still working on those, making some refs.

But while making those refs and doing a little review of all the info about my TFP ocs that I’ve written down I came across one specific note.

So my TFP ocs are all hoomans, I know, boring, but one - I can’t draw robots, two - i can’t draw robots. And I don’t have the mental capacity or the patience to even attempt drawing robots. But what if they were robots, what if they were cybertronians? Of course, the first (or second) question that comes to mind is - what would be their alt forms? Well...

For Aiden I wanted to pick something big and bulky, but not too huge and absolutely thicc. Like much bigger than Bee or even Jackie, but not quite and big and juicy like Breaks. Not a twink but not exacly a hunk either. I went with the  2022 Rezvani Hercules 6x6. An absolute unit as a car, but in her robot form I think she’d lose some of that thiqqness because of the trunk, and she could have a build more similar to her current human one. Plus I think the 6 wheels could look really neat on the robot form. Pretty simple and straight forward, right? 

Now, for Rose I kinda wanted to do the opposite of Aiden’s alt form. Obviously, they’re supposed to be complete opposites. Something sleek, elegant, but also with some pizzazz and glam. And also something that says “i’m a raging homosexual” without actually having to say it. And then it came to me - a pink Cadillac Eldorado 1959. Boom, it makes a statement without saying a damn thing. A hot, fancy, rich bitch car that Barbie would drive around in. That’s absolutely perfect for Rose. Obviously she’d be much smaller and more lean than Aiden, which for her short 5′2 ass makes it even more fitting. 

Now that I’m thinking about it - if Rose and Aiden were cybertronian they’d just be Breaks and KO but lesbian. And tbh I don’t even mind it, shit, those 4 would probably get along pretty well (if they were on the same side). Gay/Lesbian solidarity in it’s finest. Breaks and Aiden beating the shit out of each other for gits and shiggles, while KO and Rose gossip like two middle-aged wine moms.

And now Carla, the muscle mommy, the boss bitch, the big bad milf. Obviously I wanted to give her an absolute beast of an alt form, considering she’s an absolute beast of a woman standing at 6′5 feet tall (or 198 cm, if you’re a normal person). My first thought was - a military aircraft carrier. But that seemed like just a bit of an overkill. An awesome one, but still. What about a huge military transport plane? Like a Boeing C-17 Globemaster III or an Airbus A400M? Fitting, but I think the show already established that planes and all things flying are Fowler’s thing. 

But then I remembered a very important piece of information about Carla. What’s her favorite vehicle? A tank. A fucking tank. And it had to be a huge tank. And I found her. Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster. Now, this tank technically does’t exist, it’s only a design by I think we know who, I don’t have to say it, but look at this fucking thing. It has a fucking crane on it. It’s perfect.

Also while doing my tank research I found out that there’s actually a tank called "Megatron" Challenger 2, and I just feel like a complete person with that bit of information.

[yourloveissmydrug]

could you do a sfw readerxbubba fic where the two of you decorate a new mask for him??

Okay funny thing I want to mention first. I started typing and having a layout for what I wanted to write, and had the story down. During the whole process of writing the fic, I was getting my nails done, and grocery shopping. And when I got home I was gonna sit down and fully write it but then I CLOSED ALL THE TABS ON ACCIDENT. And now the first original story is gone but don’t worry💀 I know I know LMFAO but don’t worry I know how the story goes! It’s my first request, and I just wanted to point that out, cuz thought that it was hilarious. Sorry I took so long!!!

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It was a typical Friday afternoon, you were laying on Bubba’s bed reading a seventeen magazine on the hot and humid Texas summer day. You were bored out of your mind and all you could do was stare at the wall or read some magazines Drayton brought home from time to time.

Your boredom grew and grew quicker. Bubba was always busy with his chores and victims. So you spent mostly everyday by yourself until his chores were done.

To make it even worse the heat didn’t exactly help. The fan that gave no to little cool air helped a bit but you still were sweating. You laid there in bed, sweating while reading your magazine, you thought to yourself, could this get any worse? But your saving grace came.

You heard the door knob wiggle and jiggle open, your body perked up in hopes for Bubba. Walking through the door was Bubba! Your whole face lit up like a Christmas tree. Bubba was excited to see you too. But this time it was different. He was more ecstatic than usual, and it made you curious. He held out one of his victim’s face with jazz hands. You giggled at his quirky humor, while he snorted along with you.

You were quite confused on why he had one of his victim’s faces with you, but it’s Bubba. He’s unique and not like everybody else, which is why you are very fond of him.

You take a good look at the face and realize it’s a female’s face. Being a newly member of the family, you were still getting use to Bubba’s mannerisms, sometimes it left you confused but you’d followed along with whatever he does.

“So, is this for me?” You question softly with baby doll eyes.

He shook his head no, he took the mask away from you. He grabbed your hand, and walked you towards his crafts table where he works on all of his little gadgets and fine arts he makes.

“You want me to decorate the mask for you?”

Again, Bubba shook his head no. He pointed to you and himself. You finally understood what he meant. It’s hard to understand Bubba, he doesn’t speak words exactly. He mumbles, squeals and says gibberish where nobody can understand except for his brothers.

“You want to decorate the face together?” You asked while trying to hide your blushy cheeks from him.

He nods his head in excitement as you guess right. Now that you had agreed to decorate the face with him, he squeals in pure joy.

He pulls out a chair for you like a gentleman would at his table. He hovers over your whole body to see what will you do first. He’s very eager to do this with you.

“I really love your pretty fancy mask, but it’s been used for so long, hasn’t it?” You ask him.

He nods his head while he puts his hands on your shoulders to give him support while watching you.

“Let’s make you a new one, how about that?”

Bubba couldn’t agree more! Anything you do he loves, and is down for. Bubba wears his fancy pretty masks when he is either eating dinner with the family or going on a very special hunt for a victim. He needs to look his best, and looking his best is a main priority to him.

Looking at the blank canvas of the face that could be filled with creative designs and makeup, you questioned what to start with, but it immediately popped in your mind, blush! You grab a vibrant pinky blush. You dab lightly on the cheeks to not have such a bright pink that looks cakey and awkward. Bubba is amazed at how you applied the blush so subtly that looked so soft and airbrushed.

Then next is lipstick. You grab a bright red lipstick to go with the blush. You knew exactly what color would work well. You finely apply the lipstick around the lining of the mouth of the mask. It looked like an actual woman’s lips.

But now Bubba wanted to take a bit of control. He grabbed one of the deepest dusky blue eyeshadow he has but before he started, you stopped him and insisted he used a brush instead. You dip lightly in the blue eyeshadow, and started to do slow motions to blend out the beautiful blue. Bubba was intrigued by your technique, he then proceeds to overlap your hand that’s on the brush. He wants to blend the eyeshadow together. Your eyes met and you couldn’t control the smile that was beaming off of your face. You let him take control for a bit.

“Slowly Bubba..” You softly advise him.

Bubba blends in slower and softer motions blending the dark blue eyeshadow on the upper eye. You praise him for his contribution on the eyeshadow, you thought he did beautifully. He lets out a happy squeal for making him feel proud of his work.

You both were proud of what you designed together, but both of you knew something was missing. You both wanted to add something extra! You knew exactly! You wanted to add something edgy yet feminine and feisty to the look. Bubba had a stamper collection full of different patterns and designs. Bubba’s personality is quirky, and sweet. You wanted to showcase his personality on this mask that both of you designed together.

“Let’s put this on the cheek bone of the mask, give it some more pizzazz!” You suggest.

Anything that you do, Bubba is happy and pleased with it.

But this time, you want Bubba to add the finally touch to it. It was a tiny heart stamp that would give the look some sweetness to it. Bubba dipped the stamper in black ink, and you directed towards where he should put it. He then prints the stamper on the cheek bone of the mask. You both are proud of your master piece you both designed.

Bubba twirls your hair in appreciation and talks his gibberish. You have no idea what he is saying, but you find it very charming. You give him a kiss on the cheek when he’s not noticing. This was a moment that you both will remember and cherish forever. He just couldn’t wait to show off his new mask to everybody and tell them that the both of you made it!

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AHHHH, I hope you liked it. I very much enjoyed writing this! Sorry I took like 10 million yearsss, I had a busy day, and accidentally closed all tabs erasing the whole story, but for future requests gonna do them on a Google doc first 💀

[amri-and-art]

I posted 56 times in 2021

52 posts created (93%)

4 posts reblogged (7%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Hello, welcome to a very low quality meme dump

38 notes • Posted 2021-12-06 17:02:13 GMT

#4

   Day 5-6: Darkened

I chose this prompt specifically to draw Deet. (poor deet) I hope she is healed from the darkening in the future! i watered down some ink for different shades for a bit of   ✨pizzazz ✨

42 notes • Posted 2021-10-05 17:41:55 GMT

#3

This one took a while, but it was definitely worth it! So. Many. Gelfling! Front right: Onica. Behind her: Tavra. Behind tavra: Tae. Behind Tae left: fancy vapra Gelfling you see in the show a couple times. Behind Her left: Ethri. Behind her right: Rian. Behind Rian right: Freckles. Behind Rian left: Eliona. Eliona left: Deet. Behind Deet left: Pemma. Freckles left: Kylan. Kylan left: Brea. Behind Brea: Seladon. Brea left: Naia. On the floor: Amri. All the way back: Gurjin

64 notes • Posted 2021-10-09 15:16:41 GMT

#2

Day 3-4: Skekok! I’m surprised how well this one turned out considering the fact i never really draw Skeksis! I think Skekok is one of my favorites and i’m glad i put him in the list!

69 notes • Posted 2021-10-04 14:25:11 GMT

#1

I don’t usually do stuff like this, but it was fun! Let me know if you want more of these.

88 notes • Posted 2021-10-05 23:59:28 GMT

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