#felix featherhead

[theafictionados]

Every Afictionados Best Line Award (Blanche)

Riverdale Episode 716: Stag by the Afictionados Podcast Network

[pennysperfectpolls]

Penny Poll Preliminary match 6

Penny (stardew valley)

Penelope Blossom (Riverdale)

Penny Forrester (Bolt)

Pennyuin1 (Club Penguin OC)

Only two will move on

Propaganda under the cut

Penny (Stardew Valley) Propaganda

hair is cute and she’s a great teacher

——

THAT’S MY WIFE!!!! I’m shallow, okay? I want to fulfill my dreams of butchly sweeping Penny into my arms and into wedded bliss.

Also it’s really deliciously devastating how much you can utterly break her heart, should you so choose.

Penelope Blossom (Riverdale) Propaganda

Bit of an evil bitch but I love her for it.

She is the mother of Cheryl and the late Jason Blossom, as well as the adopted sister and wife of the deceased Clifford Blossom.

Penelope suffered severe third-degree burns when running back into Thornhill to save the family portrait after Cheryl set fire to the house in an effort to "start over" with a clean slate. This gave Cheryl the opportunity to control her mother the same way she controlled and abused Cheryl.

She is also a serial killer, who poisons men who she claims are the real "poison," having taken the lives of her late husband Clifford Blossom, his brother Claudius, Darryl Doiley, Felix Featherhead, and Hal Cooper.

Without giving you even more spoilers - read more here - https://riverdale.fandom.com/wiki/Penelope_Blossom

Penny Forrester (Bolt) propaganda

Just a girl who loves her dog

Pennyuin1 (Club Penguin OC) Propaganda

My club penguin account from when I was 9. It is a pun and Pennyuin was taken.

[mothmanchronicler]

felix and featherhead are dating

[pennypeabody]

Yep, and they even do it with characters just from the show. Examples Ben Button, Darla&Dodger Dickerson, Edgar Evernever, and even Mr. Honey, cause his first name is Holden. Like Donna Dupont just makes a lot of sense.

Let’s make a list:

Dilton Doiley

Archie Andrews

Penny Peabody

Evelyn Evernever

Marty Mantle

Jughead Jones

Toni Topaz

Jellybean Jones

Edgar Evernever

Ben Button

Melinda Mantle

Dan Doiley

Daryl Doiley

Fangs Fogarty

Kevin Keller

Sierra Samuels

Mary Maiden

Myles McCoy

Waldo Weatherbee

Marmaduke ‘Moose’ Mason

Chuck Clayton

Geraldine Grundy

Munroe Moore

Arthur Adams

Felix Featherhead

Holden Honey

Darla Dickenson

Dodger Dickenson

Laurie Lake

Michael Minetta

Thomas Topaz

[riverdale4lyfe]

What is up with all the alliteration in Riverdale?

What is up with all the alliteration in Riverdale? Like, seriously, all the alliterate names!

Archie Andrews

Kevin Keller

Moose Mason

Dilton Doiley

Ben Button

Waldo Weatherbee (Principal)

Felix Featherhead (Midnight Club Principal)

Marty Mantle (Reggie's father)

Myles McCoy (Josie's father)

Daryl Doiley (Dilton's father)

Edgar Evernever

Penny Peabody

Chuck Clayton

Southside Serpents

Leopold & Loeb Detention Center

Gryphons & Gargoyles

Technicalities:

Fangs Fogarty (Technicality? - Is Fangs his name or a nickname?)

Jughead Jones

Toni Topaz

Jellybean Jones

Evelyn Evernever (Technicality because Evernever is her married name)

Geraldine Grundy (Technicality because it's not her real name)

Seriously, what is up with all the alliteration in this show?????

[addiedrawsstuffsometimes]

Riverdale Names with First + Last Names w/ same Letter

Archie Andrews

Ben Button

Chuck Clayton

Dilton Doiley

Evelyn Evernever

Felix Featherhead

Geraldine Grundy

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Jughead Jones

Kevin Keller

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Moose Mason

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Penny Peabody

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Toni Topaz

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Waldo Weatherbee

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[davenettis]

OKAY, I JUST FINISHED AHS APOCALYPSE AND NOW ITS RIVERDALE TIMEEE

Previously on Riverdale, ....shit got cray. AAAAAND BEGIN

listen I'm still mad about Mad Dog .

Oh. We still playing the game . 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAAAAAPE . Let's do itttttttttttt

WOW RUN MUCH JOAQUIN???

Everyone died. Fuck way to go. 💀💀

FELIX FEATHERHEAD. WHAT A FREAKIN NAME.

Betty is 100% done with this Gargoyle shit

Jughead... You sound a lil crazy, hunni

#ignoringudaddy

Hiram got MUSCLES THO

Oh. Bondage. We're onto that now

OHHHH HUNNNNIII NO. GET AWAY FROM ARCHIEKINS.

HAHAHA REGGIE. "what r u tryna say" LISTEN, KEVIN.

Who is thaaaaattttt?????

HAHAHAAH STOOOPPP.

Fangs and Sweet Pea are like their KIDS.

God damn, Sweet Pea sounds hawwwtttt. Pappiiiii

OH LETS NOT DO THAT

OKAY JUGGIE. YES SIR, GAME MASTER SERPENT KING, SIR

HUH, BOI

Alice and her bean spillin

Ok, calm down on your tangents. You sound a liiiil crazy, bb

So uh, dad, how bout that gryphons and gargoyles game

WHY THE FUQ U LYINNN MMMM OH MY GOD

OH. THEY AT THE FIGHT.

I'D RECOGNIZE THOSE ABS ANYWHERE. Iconic.

Heart eyes 😍😍😍😍

it's still so weird seeing that tattoo on Archie

CURSE. YOUR BROAD. SHOULDERS.

Betty looks sooooooo cute. ♥️

AW REGGIE. HUNNI NO.

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ pls stop.

SHE IS TAKING YOUR BIKE, U GROUNDED.

Spilling the tea

Wow, he's worth $$30,000?? Damn.

Hiram Lodge owns everyone, Archie, wake up!

....does this bitch play the game too ? Fuckin Christ.

(boyfriend is rambling in my ear so uh, missing some of this shit)

Joaquin, I'll never leave u behind, baby. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

OH MY GOD. U FUCKING BITCH. LISTEN. I AM PRETTY SURE AS A SERPENT YOU CANT HURT A SERPENT. WHAT THE FUCK BRO.

rotrotrotrotrot.

Archiekins, NO.

REGGIE DAT CAR DOE.

DEM OUTFITS THO

Seriously, these kids are in high school

IS DAT ARCHIE???

Oh my God ITS MAD DOG. NOOOOO. OH FUCK. THE FLEX 💪💪💪💪

Archie, I don't think he wants to talk.......

JAOQUIN, DID YOU JOIN THE GHOULIES??? I SWEAR TO GAWD, I'LL CUT U

She bout to pick dat lock.

OH HELLO, DADDY.

Daddykins. THESE KIDS ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL????

MAD DOG. MAD DOG. MAD DOGGGG. HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS OF THE ANGELS.

Oh. Ew. Arch. You gonna get an infection.

Go go go go!!!!!

Listen, I need Cole to read me stories always.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHSH IT WAS KEVIN STUPID COPS.

IT WORKED. HOW THE FUCK DID IT WORK ????

HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE RED PALADIN??

what the eff is happening??

HI, ARCHIE.

Oh. Now everybody gets to be in the sex bunker.

WHAT ARE FANGS AND PEA DOING

U OUTTA YA MIND, HIRAM??? HUH? HUH??

ooh.

Y'all suck at keeping secrets.

Oh my gosh. S T O P

Archibald 💀💀

WHAT IF

Aw, bye, boo

oh my God he bout to drink the fresh aid

Hoe, don't do it

Oh. U did it.

Whaaaat the fuck?

OH HELL NO.

Ohhhh no. No, no.

Yes. Bow to it.

What in the flying FUCK is going on ?

[archietransdrews]

an inexhaustive list of riverdale names that are too Touched to be real, wherein alliteration draws attention to the fact that they were intentionally designed rather than earnestly given: archie and artie andrews, jughead and jellybean jones, kevin keller, toni topaz, felix featherhead, dilton doiley, moose (later marmaduke) mason, waldo weatherbee, geraldine grundy, lerman logan (<3), penny peabody, chuck clayton, britta beach, munroe 'mad dog' moore, edgar and evelyn evernever, fangs fogarty, agent arthur adams, holden honey, percival pickens, darla dickinson, ben button, terrence and tabitha tate...

show that won't let you forget it's a show! comic that won't let you forget it's a comic!

ok i do just kind of have to archive this analysis of the 'poem' made out of the names of dolores' classmates in lolita on this blog bc like. riverdalecore! mcfate, artistic artifice, room numbers and street signs and town names that signal the otherwise invisible touch of an author's hand because they correspond too perfectly to already-existing texts to be random!!!

[youre-only-gay-once]

Penny Peabody Waldo Weatherbee Jughead and Jellybean Jones Archie Andrews Kevin Keller Felix Featherhead Darryl and Dilton Doiley Ben Button Edgar and Evelyn Evernever Fangs Fogarty Toni Topaz

???

What is up with all the first and last names in Riverdale that start with the same letter?