#firefirefire

[willwoodshipsbyler]

I just discovered this...

I LOVE IT

here's a link if u wanna check it out

[ilearnklingon]

Day 8: qul! (Fire!)

[erinruunaserenthusiast]

fictional characters whose vibes i wanna steal so bad:

-erin ruunaser. more mage per mage -edogawa ranpo. he's already me -kunikida doppo. can you imagine always being on time -yosano akiko. yes -caliban(aurora not tempest). eternal nuisance is my default state too -hamlet. antic disposition yey -leo valdez. firefirefire -ethyne(the girl who drank the moon). she's so cool tho -luna(the girl who drank the moon). cool magic moon symbolism -p!owen. yas queen slay -s2 e!scott. i want the magic eye guys is that too much to ask -puck. he's so silly -mercutio. i want my last words to be an epic pun -pippa fitz-amobi. no explanation required -simon jinsun yoo. he is the most relatable drama queen in existence -scarlet pearl. i wish to live in a tower and be feared

[blackgoat-viper]

Fire

FIRE

FIRE FIRE

FIREFIREFIREFIRE

FIRE

I already said no. Get away!

oO(Stop this, stop, stop, this darn fire! Fire, fire,fire,firefirefire

))

Protection of the blogger has been deployed. We value our blogger's safety.

[ace4thespades]

Oooh .. guess I forgot to lock the door .. augh my head.

How long have you been in here? How long was I out?

Chance, I have something to show thee. ( @spawnsfollower )

Aughh . . . my… head hurts.. What a weird dream—

…Two Time, honey, how’d you get in my room????— You’re so cold…

[dragongodshomebrewhoard]

The False God

False Gods are living embodiments of faith. Whether they were once ordinary mortals whose cultlike following exalted them, or mysterious constructs born from an “original seed” of divine energy, False Gods derive their powers—and even their forms—from the beliefs of their devotees. Their appearance, abilities, and even personality can drastically change depending on what people revere (or fear) them for.

False God Traits

The following traits are common to most False Gods, though individual manifestations might vary wildly. Work with your DM if you want to tweak details to match your character concept.

Creature Type

Your creature type is Humanoid, though your nature is undeniably touched by the divine (or pseudo-divine).

Ability Score Increases

You can distribute a total of +3 among your Ability Scores. No single score can receive more than +2 from this trait.

(Alternatively, if your DM is using the optional rules from Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything, you can follow those guidelines for customizing your ability scores.)

Age

False Gods can appear at any age or stage of life. Once “ascended,” their apparent aging often slows or halts, their form maintained more by faith than biology. However, if the worship that sustains them declines, they may wither or revert to mortal aging.

Size

False Gods might stand scarcely three feet tall or tower over giants—faith defies conventional limitations. You can choose to be Small or Medium. With DM permission, you may even choose Large.

If you are Small or Medium, your base walking speed is 30 feet.

If you are Large (and your DM allows this option), discuss with them any implications for reach, carrying capacity, and cramped dungeons. A typical baseline might keep your walking speed at 30 feet but increase your carrying capacity and push/pull/drag limits.

Shifting Resistance (Divine Aspect)

Your quasi-divine essence grants you a supernatural tolerance. When you create your False God character, choose one damage type that reflects the core domain or nature your worshipers believe you embody (for example, firefirefire for a wrathful sun-god, coldcoldcold for a frost deity, necroticnecroticnecrotic for a death idol, etc.). You have resistance to that damage type.

With your DM’s permission, you might change this damage type later if your worship base shifts radically (e.g., you go from a fire-cult to a night-cult), but it’s usually a permanent choice at character creation.

Ascendant Locomotion

Your followers’ belief can manifest in remarkable modes of movement. Choose one of the following:

Winged Flight. You sprout ephemeral wings or otherwise hover on currents of faith. You have a flying speed of 30 feet. To use this speed, you can’t be wearing heavy armor, and you can’t be over-encumbered.

Aquatic Grace. You are revered as a sea-god or water spirit. You gain a swimming speed of 30 feet and can breathe both air and water.

Arachnid/Beastly Climb. You are worshiped as a bestial or spider-like deity. You gain a climbing speed of 30 feet and can climb difficult surfaces (even upside down on ceilings) without needing to make an ability check.

(DM’s Approval) Other Movement. If your theme suggests a different movement method—burrowing, phantom teleports, etc.—you can work out a balanced alternative with your DM (e.g., a short-range teleport a limited number of times per rest).

Divine Expression (Choose 1 of 3)

Faith grants each False God a unique “signature” ability, often reflecting their domain. At 1st level, choose one of the following expressions. You can use your chosen ability a number of times equal to your proficiency bonus per long rest.

Benevolent Boon.

Blessing Touch. As an action, you can touch a creature (or choose one creature within 30 feet that can see you, if your theme is more about emanating divine presence). That creature regains hit points equal to 1d8 + your proficiency bonus.

Alternatively, you could grant it advantage on its next attack roll or saving throw (your choice), lasting until the start of your next turn.

Once you choose which effect you’re using (healing or advantage), that specific usage counts against your limited uses.

Wrathful Manifestation.

Divine Smite. As a bonus action, choose a creature you can see within 30 feet. It must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw (DC = 8 + your proficiency bonus + your spellcasting ability modifier, if any) or take 2d8 radiant, necrotic, or another thematically appropriate damage (depending on your domain). On a failed save, the target is also Frightened of you until the start of your next turn. On a successful save, it takes half damage and is not frightened.

Miraculous Trickery.

Veil of Divinity. As an action, you wrap yourself in illusory faith-energy. You become invisible until the start of your next turn, until you attack, or until you cast a spell (whichever comes first). Alternatively, you can extend this illusion to one willing creature you touch (but not both you and them at the same time).

While invisible via this ability, you have advantage on Stealth checks, and attacks against you have disadvantage if they rely on sight.

(Feel free to re-flavor these abilities or design your own to match your specific “godhood” theme. Just keep them roughly equivalent in power.)

Languages

You can speak, read, and write Common and one other language that fits your background or domain (for example, Celestial for a light/dawn cult, Deep Speech for an eldritch horror cult, Primordial for an elemental cult, etc.).

Playing a False God

Roleplaying Tips:

Ego or Humility? Do you revel in the worship of others, or does it unsettle you?

Ever-Changing Form. Because faith shapes your being, you might subtly alter appearance, personality, or even powers if your followers’ beliefs shift.

Followed by Rumors. Is your cult big or small? Do common folk whisper your name in fear, or do traveling pilgrims spread tales of your miracles?

Adventure Hooks:

Crisis of Faith. What happens if your followers lose faith or are scattered? Do you lose part of your power, or does it unhinge your sense of self?

Cult Rivalries. Other false gods or actual deities might see you as a threat—or you might siphon worshipers from them.

Guardian or Menace. Mortals who know your true nature may worship you, try to exploit you, or attempt to destroy you for “playing god.”

Balancing Notes

Flight at 1st Level (or other alternative movement) is strong but not game-breaking if you keep armor restrictions or have certain environmental challenges.

Limited-Use Abilities scale with your proficiency bonus to stay relevant but avoid overshadowing full spellcasters.

Resistance to a single damage type is roughly in line with many official races (e.g., tieflings, aasimar, genasi).

Size Flexibility can introduce unusual scenarios if you choose Large. Discuss with your DM about space, reach, and potential mechanical hiccups (like grappling).

Use this framework as a starting point, then flavor and tweak it to fit the exact concept of your False God character in your campaign. Enjoy wielding the power of belief on the tabletop!

[makeberkgayagain]

Tagged by @bi-mirandalawson to make a blorbos poll!

Assuming I understood the point of the assignment. Most of these are characters I jokingly kin myself with, plus a couple that I just really fucking dig on like a fundamental level. Idk if dinosaurs count as a fandom but fuck you no one ever asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore and its the parasaurolophus so jot that down. I don't have anyone to tag except maybe @firefirefire ?? I guess if you want to participate, tag me in your post! Also don't be shy my DMs are open!

[drops-of-universe]

Dropsy in red! FIREFIREFIRE.

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[theweirdestonehere]

FIREFIREFIRE ALSO MY WIFEEEEE

BUST YOUR KNEECAPS.

[brandonharrod-blog]

I am very excited to be part of the “Random Acts of Love” show tomorrow from 7-11 at @hairpinartscenter please come out and support local art! . . . . . #abstractart #abstractartist #firefirefire chicagoart #chicagoartist #chicagopainter #artistsoninstagram #igartists #brandonharrod #colorfield #abstractexpressionism #hairpinartscenter #hairpinarts #artcollective #art_empire #artgallery #artcollector #newcontemporary #outsiderart #painting #fineart #lowbrow #contemporaryartcollector #chicagogallery #chicagoartgallery #contemporarypainting #logansquareart (at Hairpin Arts Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt1lIfwAXqQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3t195bwsnads

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

Alright, this sounds fun!

I’ll tag @firefirefire @cachow-it @chaoticbuggybitchboy

No pressure on the tags!

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

[judgebrix]

Tuesday marshmallow family evening #schoolnight #firepit #merica #heartwarrior #firefirefire https://www.instagram.com/p/CArBAHlJ0NU/?igshid=15kspu9ooogy0

[superwonderlandfun]

Entropy: We all make mistakes. Sometimes those mistakes are redeemable and sometimes they are not. Sometimes the cards you are dealt are just reality and there is no changing that. Nobody can save you from it... but sometimes this new normal is exactly what's necessary to experience progress. Sometimes the collapase was destiny all along. Don't believe me? Ask my burn marks. 📸: @gregory_vaughan_ #entropy #godthedevilandyou #burnmarks #firefirefire #evolkid #evolkidmedia #firepoi #iburnstuff #burnbabyburn #firespinning #alleyfire (at Melrose Avenue) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-vDKCfD1O7/?igshid=1j40yz7qjr0of

[hyaenagallery]

Two new Beavis & Butthead original animation cels just arrived in the gallery. Interested? Email sales@hyaenagallery.com #art #animation #cartoon #beavisandbutthead #mtv #firefirefire

[deester1]

Celebrating #bonfirenight with the family tonight. Having cinder toffee and Parkin for sweets, before we burn some stuff. I don’t know who’s more excited @stratoblast or me!. Why am I burning stuff on a cold #fifthofnovember? https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/1199568/Bonfire-Night-2019-why-do-we-celebrate-Bonfire-Night-meaning-Guy-Fawkes-what-happened #pennyfortheguy #firefirefire #guyfawkesnight #godsavethequeen Sent via @planoly #planoly https://www.instagram.com/p/B4e0szhDmnn/?igshid=1ar0k9cx1ozg

[juniigirl]

@ilkolinial @clancysjumpsuit @dylansanders @cryptidcase @taxicabforcutie3 @corvidae666 @starryandpied @system-of-an-up (get triple tagged loser >:] ) @carniv0reev @optionalblue @paleo-vodka @chaos-pilots-control @firefirefire

Finally doing one of these reblog chain things.

Reblog to blast love at your moots/cool people you like!

No pressure guys.

@likablemuffin @gaysideofmarvel @unjudgmentalnoob @iobsesswaytoomuch @fluffyyyfrog9000 @minish-mews-and-twos @crowdrinkingcoffee @mintythetiredgrizzcoworker @luna1star10 @lunarloaches22 @lil-leon @pmkn2-0 @a-big-chicken-nerd @akita747 @spookymoody928 @troublesjunkyard @alixxthedoeyfanatic

(Yes I know I haven’t spoken to some of you. DOESN’T MATTER.)

IF I FORGOT YOU I’M SORRY IT WASN’T ON PURPOSE.

On a side note, holy deep fried McFuckitall, I have so many moots/friends now wtf-