#first satoru post and ofc its ass

[sugussugar]

yes, satoru loves calling you over the top nicknames but I feel like when he's feeling more tame he'd call you a genre of food..? hear me out.

like i can fully imagine falling asleep in his arms while he murmurs a soft: “night, pumpkin.”

or waking up to him already awake; he gently pinches your cheek and coos out: “mornin', sugar.”

or maybe he comes home after a long day at work and calls out: “honey, i'm home!”

“so, cherry, where do you wanna go for dinner?” as he's starting up his car after picking you up from uni?

are we seeing the vision?? or am i reaching so hard that my shoulders are gonna be aching tomorrow?

[gojos-version]

Don’t run now..

Pairings- Husband! Satoru x Wife! Reader

Summary- Satoru was out on a mission and you sent him videos of you using a wondrous toy, teasing him and ignoring him afterward. He’s unexpectedly home earlier than he should’ve been! Whatever will you do?

Warnings- pure filthy smut, pet names used, dildo used (f receiving), overstim, crying, doggystyle, mating press (ofc..), spanking, anal hinted if you squint

Proof read- ✅

Word count- 2.1k :3

A/n- sorry for the super late updates lately! I got pretty sick and busy and that stopped me from writing much :( i really missed it but I’m getting better! I had to go to emergency a few days ago and have surgery hence why the really delayed post I’m super sorry I hope you can all understand! I hope you all enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it<3 please take care of yourselves lovelies and have an amazing day :) !!

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“Babyyy, don’t run from it! You’re the one who brought it as my replacement in the first place..” Satoru pouts, shoving the dildo inside of your weeping cunt further, your slick dribbling down your thighs, coating Satoru’s hand and the dildo that was custom made to the size of his cock.

You brought it while Satoru was out for a mission for a week, sending him a video of you having fun with the toy which was a..bad idea.. It kissed your cervix perfectly. Your walls squelched and clenched around it like a vice, ass up all for Satoru’s mercy while you grip the pillow bellow you like a life line.

He was yet to even bring his blind fold down. Something he’s never done before, since he always has his eyes free during intimacy; always having his blue eyes bore into yours while he pounded into you felt different every time. In a good way.

“T-Toru-! Slow-dowwnnuh!! P-pleaseeeuh!” You whimpered out as he slams the toy in with such force you wouldn’t be suprised if it broke your womb. He laughs cruelly at you in response and angles the toy to hit your g-spot making you cry out and shake in response.

“Oh come on, wifey! You wanted this didn’t you?” He grins slamming it harder and harder, the fake balls slapping your clit as you felt each of the prosthetic veins grazing against your velvety walls.

Even when you used it by yourself it never felt this good, the way it slammed into you to the hilt with such force almost felt like it was Satoru’s cock fucking you and not a fake one.

You sobbed into the pillow pathetically and you try to look over your shoulder, your hand flying out to clasp against his wrist.

“W-wan’ your dick ‘Toru” His free hand pins your arm behind your back and pushing you deeper into the mattress with a breathy laugh.

“Oh please, you didn’t have this problem last night did you? You seemed satisfied you don’t even need my cock, baby.”

“I-it was a mistake! I-I’m sorryyyyyy!!” You scream out as he thrusts the toy again without warning, your walls clamping and twitching around it in surprise.

“Ohho! Now you’re sorry? Last night you weren’t, weren’t you? Said you’d never apologise, huh? Look how pathetic you are. Cock drunk off a toy! I know you’re close, come on wifey!”, he delivers a sharp spank to your ass making you gasp out a whimper. His smirk widening as your ass ripples under his hand, a large red handprint etching its way to mark your skin.

“Yeah.. You can do it..that’s it!” he mocks as your slushy cunt squelches and fills the room up with a lewd shwap! Your cunny was so loud it was taking Satoru everything in him to not slip his boxers down and slam his stiff cock deep inside of you till his pelvis kissed yours.

You could feel your high creeping through your body, like a floodgate about to break through. Your body felt hot. Too hot. Adrenaline coursing through your veins like wildfire, your tummy clenching and thighs shaking.

The pleasure building up from your abdomen slowly taking over your entire body with each slam of the toy, it felt like it was getting deeper if that was any possible. You shakily cry out his name, your sweet arousal covering his hands, dripping down to his wrist. If anything you don’t think you’ve ever been this wet before.

“Cmon..cum for me baby..you know you want to..” He coaxes out and that’s the last thing you hear before your velvety walls are clenching around the fake cock, eyes rolling back and seeing pure white.

Maybe you’ve just seen heaven? Or are you in heaven right now? Your body shakes and goosebumps erupt all over your skin as a white ring now forms around the dildos base, as Satoru keeps riding your orgasm out; white strings connect the whole bottom half of the dildo and connect it back to your soppy hole.

Satoru laughs at your pathetic hole clenching around the dildo needily. “Look at ya. Made the dildo white from how much you came, baby” he whistles out, slapping your ass a few times again watching as your cunt twitches in response to each spank.

Your breathing slowly starts to even out and your body relaxing, cunt still quivering and sensitive around the dildo still stuffing you full. Without warning satoru slams the toy in a fast and deep pace causing your back to arch and making you scream out in surprise.

“W-Waaiitt!! Satoru-! Give me more time! Too-sensitive-ah! Angh!” You desperately whine out and he laughs in response at your pleases, “Nah uh.” He thumbs your ass putting pressure against it causing you to gasp out a yelp.

“Hmm? Sensitive here?” He grins, his cock twitching in his boxers at the fact his thumb was bigger than your little hole. He tries to push his thoughts down..but the temptation to use the dildo in your hole and fuck your needy cunt with his leaky cock was itching through his veins.

He swallows thickly and circles the hole with his thumb while slamming the dildo at a brutual pace, your squeals and moans getting louder than before, the dildo going fully white now as your slick and release from before connects strings from your puffy hole to the toy.

Your body clenches up again, toes curling and abdomen tightening as your cum. Again. Your body hot and electricity running through your veins, you cum hard on the toy as you shiver and shake, Satoru chuckles darkly before not slowing the pace down; if anything angling it in different spots and elicting sounds you never thought was possible to come out of your mouth.

It doesn’t even feel like it’s been 30 seconds later before your cumming on the toy. Hard. For the third? Fourth? Fifth time now? You’ve lost count. You tiredly turn your head to look at Satoru and feel yourself freeze up. He looks so menacing.

Like he could just destroy the whole of Japan in a blink of an eye and not even care. The way his eyes are drinking you up and looking down at you with so much hunger made arousal pool in your stomach, your walls fluttering around the toy.

“I know you wanna fuck me Toru- cmon..give in.. stuff me full pleaaaasseee! Wan’ t’ be full of y’r cum..” You wiggle your ass to egg him on and fuck. You don’t even register when the dildos out of you. The next thing you feel is his warm, thick cock sinking deep into you. You blink and notice his blindfold hanging around his neck, his blue eyes shining; looking feral.

Fuck. You might’ve fucked up. “H-Hold-on-!” You gasp out but it’s too late, he’s shoving your head in the pillow and pinning your arms behind your back as he pounds into you roughly. Balls slapping against your clit and pelvis slapping against your ass making such lewd noises you’d only hear in porn.

The rooms filled with skin slapping against each other, the pure sound of his cock swishing around your insides and both of your desperate gasps and moans. The room felt hot. Too hot. “Yeah. Fuckin’ take it.” He babbles out, cheeks and ears flushing.

“That’s it. Yeah…fuckin’ hell look at ya squeezing the life out of my dick.” Your walls unconsciously squish around his cock at his words making your hips push back against his, meeting his thrusts with desperation.

“Fuck..you’re so needy..even after I made you cum more than thrice on your little toy. Not as good as the real thing, hm wifey?” He pouts at your lack of response and with his free hand and lifts your head up by your hair, “Speak up.”, You whine and gasp in response, any words you try to say are replaced with screams and moans.

He stills inside of you, “Speak, cmon.” “W-why-did you sttoooppp!!” You whine out, “Answer my question. ‘M not playing around, babe.” He gives a harsh thrust as a warning; making you jump in surprise, “N-noo! Your cock is shoo! much better! Alwaysss!- Angh-ah-oh!” You’re cut off by his sudden harsh thrusts, “Good girl..” He grunts out, angling his hips to hit riiighhttt on your g-spot making your legs jump with each thrust.

Shit. His mushroomed tip was kissing your womb perfectly with precised precision. Each angle was being thrusted in on purpose, you don’t even register him letting go of your arms till you feel his blindfold tie around your wrists.

“H-Huh-?!” You sound out and he grunts in response feeling his cock twitch against your gooey walls. Fuck. Seeing you helpless beneath him, shaking and screaming his name with his blindfold tied around your wrists. His. Blindfold.

The same one he wears everyday. Fuck he could just cum right now and fill you up so full. “G’na stuff you full..you’d like that wouldn’t you, huh wifey?” His veins felt like they were on fire, lightning coursing through his veins. Fuck. He could hollow purple the entire world besides the both of you right now. The thought of you carrying his child.. Letting the entire world know he’s the one who was deep in your guts and knocked you up..

“T-toru- inside!” That’s the last thing he hears before his cock is stuffing your velvety walls full of ropes and strings of his thick cum, his cum filling your needy pussy up till globs of it drip out to the sheets bellow the both of you.

You haven’t felt so full in a week. You don’t even register when you covered his cock in your messy release till you feel Satoru thrusting again, your walls clamped around him like a vice, “J-just- came- t-toru-! Please-!”, “F-fuck- you’re squeezing so tight, sweets, relax, I know you- ah!- want more-hnnghh!” Satoru whimpers out, his hand coming down to push the lewd bulge in your stomach.

You blearily turned over your shoulder to look at him and fuck. When did the lights go out and shatter? Fuck were all of japans lights out right now? How you might wonder?

When you make eye contact with Satoru his eyes are glowing in a feral manner, that gives you the answer to your question. He looks like he could wipe out the entire world in one blow from how animalistic he fucked you.

His hips keep pounding into yours without any sign of stopping, his cock trying to burst out of your stomach at this point.

“M-mercy-! Please- mercy-!” You stutter out and Satoru’s eyes narrow, “Now you want mercy? Yesterday you didn’t care what happened, huh? Shut up and be a good little wife for me and just take it, ‘kay?” With that he shoves your head back into the pillow and you shiver in response feeling his gooey tip nudge your insides, each motion making your cunt impossibly louder.

Each slam of his hips had your body reeling, sobbing his name, it felt like electricity coursing through your veins each time his cock bumped your g-spot effortlessly. You scream out whimpers and moans helplessly, just lying there and taking whatever Satoru gives you.

“F-fuck..g’na fill you up again, hah- you’d like that, huh?” Satoru whimpers out, too cockdrunk to respond you make a sound out sounding between a scream and a gasp. "Wanna knock you up baby…they’ve been demanding a heir you know.. plus-hah- want the world to know you’re m-mine and I-i was the one who fucked a kid into you-shiiit!” He babbles on, you felt like you were on the verge of losing your consciousness.

The orgasms Satoru’s pulled out of you tonight was astonishing. Before you could slip away into unconsciousness you felt your body lose its fatigue and…you felt perfectly awake..? Satorus hand clenches in your hair and lifts your head up to pull you into a messy kiss, teeth clashing against each other and tongue penetrating your throat.

“Heh- used reversed cursed technique on us-hah- we got allllll night, baby!” You couldn’t even respond before his lips are sealed back on yours, your heart thumping against your chest and a sudden rush of energy shooting through your body.

Fuck. You felt your muscles clench once again and moan into Satorus mouth feeling his release fill you up. That pulled the trigger for you. Before you could even process it, the coil in your stomach snaps and you didn’t cum, no, you squirted messily alllll over Satorus cock, thighs and pelvis.

You part from the kiss, body shaking and moans slipping past your lips. “Fuuccckk you squirted! All f’me, wifey?”, you hazily nod your head in response, flopping back onto the sheets bellow you.

You try to crawl away from Satoru and his merciless hips but unlucky for you he doesn’t stop dragging his cock against your walls, gripping at the sheets bellow you to propel yourself forward.

You freeze when you feel a laugh and yelp in surprise when you’re dragged back towards him, shoved onto your back and knees to your chest. When did he flip you over? Your heart thumps in realisation eyes boring into his glowing orbs. “W-wha-?!” You manage to stutter out, “Don't run from it now, wifey! We have an heir to make..”

You were completely and utterly screwed.

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[ereminsdiary]

pairing ☽ gojo x fem!reader

warnings ☽ smut, riding, slight teasing

summary ☽ sfw & nsfw gojo satoru relationship headcanons

w/c ☽ 863

SFW

✩ he canonically will cheat on you but for the sake of this post let’s pretend he’s a changed man

✩ gojo satoru is an expressive lover. he’ll smother you in affection and gifts to show you he loves you

✩ you’re the first person he’s cared enough about to actually try to be in a committed relationship with (besides geto ofc 🙏🏼) so please be patient with him, he’s doing his best

✩ nanami will definitely put him in his place if he even slightly slips up; that man will take any opportunity to insult or hit gojo, honestly

✩ since y’all met while attending jujutsu tech together and are now working as teachers at the same school, yall are quite close friends. gojo wouldn’t want to do anything to jeopardize that friendship which is why it took him so long to realize his feelings for you were slightly more than friendly

✩ after he realized though, he wasn’t sure how to go about it. resorting to the usual cheesy pickup lines, that only worked on random women because of his good looks, didn’t seem to have the same effect on you

✩ nanami, not wanting to see the shitshow go on any longer, stepped in and wacked some sense into gojo

✩ gojo would have to thank nanami for your entire relationship ever working out because he knew he’d never have been able to do it himself; the man is a saint

✩ gojo likes to say and do stuff that he knows will piss you off just to see your reaction… and then he’ll laugh at you

✩ itadori absolutely loves you. he sees you as his cool older sibling and will ask you to do all kinds of reckless stuff with him, of course not realizing it’s reckless until nanami intervenes and tells y’all off. gojo will want to join you both. nanami will have to stop all three of you while fighting off the growing headache

✩ working with gojo on missions serves as quite a problem sometimes

✩ gojo’s fat ass ego stands in the way of realizing how strong you actually are as a jujutsu sorcerer. you’ll have to put him in his place every once in a while because him playing protective boyfriend 24/7 gets annoying; he has good intentions though!

✩ you’ll need to be the one to plan romantic outings and dates because gojo is clueless when it comes to anything that isn’t related to sex. he’d been super confused when y’all hadnt slept together at the end of your first date like “isn’t that how this is supposed to go?” and you’re like “no????”

✩ you’ve grown used to being suspicious of gojo being sappy because that usually means he wants something or is leading up to telling you he did something wrong (probably something dumb he talked yuji into doing with him)

✩ best case scenario: all he’ll want out of his sappiness is sex

NSFW

✩ sex with gojo satoru can go one of two ways

✩ either he’s very playful and likes to tease you relentlessly until you’re begging for his cock to stuff you so full youre leaking cum for days

✩ he likes to lay back while you bounce yourself on his length. hands roaming your body, from the meat of your plush thighs to your perked nipples, squeezing and pinching your flesh in places he knows will have you gushing in seconds

✩ when you cry that you cant hold yourself up any longer, a smile will make its way onto gojo’s face as he makes fun of you. letting you fall forward onto his chest as he wraps his arms around you and plants his feet onto the bed, he’ll begin to rut his hips into yours, enjoying hearing your whimpers in his ear

✩ his teasing words make your cunt clench around his dick, seeming to suck him in further. you both know no matter how many tears you shed, you don’t really want him to stop, do you?

✩ or he’s very sensual and soft

✩ this especially happens after a particularly dangerous mission either of you just got back from

✩ he takes his time kissing your body and leaving marks on your smooth flesh, leaving goosebumps in his wake. running his hands up and down your legs and torso

✩ when he kisses his way back up your body, swiping his tongue over your skin, he uses one of his hands to prop himself up and another to thread his fingers through yours

✩ he takes his time sinking into you, taking in the way your body reacts to his. the way your pussy sucks him in and squeezes him so well. every breath you inhale and every shaky exhale

✩ the way your hand squeezes his tighter when he picks up his pace. letting his head fall into the crook of your shoulder as you tangle your hands in his white locks and softly tug, drawing a deep groan out of the man. the way you sigh his name as you climax together, telling him how much you love him

[saintobio]

pls sera,, gojo is grieving,, he just lost one of the most important person in his life and ur concerned abt why he wouldn't spare u a glance💀 bitch please

AND AAAAAAAAAAA GEN WOW SHE JUST ✨SHOWED UP✨ and i can already feel her v domineering presence like she ain't someone u can cross,, have fun with that sera HAH

and🥺 that lil ice cream date,, pls the fluff in this fic is rare that seeing these moments got me putting down my phone for a few seconds just to calm my heart

and yn buying face masks💀 girl could have bought expensive clothes and jewelry but she was like "no expensive face masks are more worth it" i could just see yn as someone who buys appliances and other stuff for the house

and shit gojo finds out abt her angina 💀💀 wonder what's he gonna do from here on out,,, would he still "let her go" 😩😩

lmao dad!gojo and mom!yn arc is starting

Anonymous said

OH MY GOD THIS CHAPTERRRRR

last line hit me SO HARD I can’t—

Man everything with sera just pissed me off how can she be so entitled???? Gojo dumped her ass and she needs to understand that and become her own woman

Hurt to see yuuta in pain and not be able to tell anyone :(( hope he tells someone soon and eula gets hella karma

Love seeing gojo being good n respectful to his wife AS HE SHOULD (he doesn’t deserved her YET but he’s getting there)

I don’t know how you manage to write chapter after chapter of like,,, immaculate can’t-stop-reading writing. Every chapter with a lil cliff hanger just has me counting down the days til I can read more of your fabulous writing! The characters personalities and development are so well thought out and the storyline and plot overall is just so intriguing and attention-catching!!!

Keep up the beautiful work and don’t overwork yourself homie!!

@honeesucker said

Saint you are honestly my favorite writer, I look forward to your post/ms, and for SN every week. I appreciate so much (and I’m sure everyone else does too!) how much time and effort and care you put into your writing. Make sure to always take care of yourself first! Thank you for putting your work out there for people to read! 💖💕

@selenelle said

At this point I won't be surprised if S*era found out y/n is pregnant she would think y/n use it to blackmail Satoru 🙄 why didn't Dadjo found S*ra during funeral UGH (I know ofc its your right as a writer) ((but lemme imagine Dadjo had her dragged out by security personnels to keep my sanity in check))))) 😌😌😌

I found Satoru and Toji's little interaction endearing. Is it me reading too much or I think they both had mutual agreement that it was for y/n's sake. Toji covered it up for y/n, and Satoru nodded knowing Toji did it to rather protect y/n instead of Satoru x y/n reputation.

I found it endearing too that Satoru asked for y/n kiss as a payback for the face mask :") they went through a lot and I'm glad they still got to be playful in a way, y/n willingly kissed Satoru and her still being comfortable with Satoru's hands on her things and waist :((( I still firmly believe they need to heal individually even though now Idk if it's need to be done solely by divorce or temporary separation would be a better option

I want to 👏applause👏 you for S*ra in this chapter. She is someone capable of love, it is clear that her filial love for her siblings run deep. Probably she deep down loves her mum too, but her scar caused by her parents were deeper than the love for her mum itself. It just, when it comes to romantic love, she has it the wrong way. S*ra is pretty, smart, and hardworking. Of couse she would think highly of herself, but the world indeed do not revolve around her fantasy. I hope she will accept, one day, that everything she did for Satoru after their break up was rather based on her insecurity because being pretty smart and hardworking is apparently not enough to keep a man to love you especially when it wasn't even healthy in the first place.

Am excited for what you have in store for Momjo and Satoru! Also me think Jiro will work for Momjo :-)

Anyway, well done (AGAIN) Saint!!! I read it 2x already and I kinda cried I think the tears would be enough to water my garden. I hope you have restful days during your break and come back to your readers healthier mentally and physically whenever you're ready ♡

Anonymous said

this isnt really an ask but just my thoughts on the new chapter!

honestly the end of this chapter makes me so worried about y/n especially with the condition of her heart and her eventually having to give birth is honestly very scary and probably very risky. im also starting to love the connection between y/n and gojo build up again but i can't really tell if its genuine or just because y/n knows 1. gojo has a lot on his plate right now and isn't in the right place to take care and handle it himself 2. she knows shes pregnant and doesn't want to carry on with the divorce now that theyre having a kid and/or 3. both. also i was thinking of creating a playlist for SN because i feel like a lot of the songs i listen to could connect with the story.

thank you so much for this chapter and im glad you're taking a well deserved break! you're writing is amazing and i genuinely don't think ive been this invested in any fan fiction as much as i am with SN so again, thank you and take care of yourself!!

(this is my first time sending one of these so sorry if its all over the place)

- z

@nekonanamii said

SN was the series that made me make a tumblr account just so I could continue reading it after I got recommended it on a discord server

I honestly look forward to it so much (and hate Sera with a passion lol) aaahhh I can’t wait to know what happens next with each chapter ✨

@asdfghjkl7things said

Hi! Make sure you have a long week of rest! You deserve it really after writing chap 14! Enjoy your rest daysss hehehe 🥰

What a great chapter as usual and I’m so freaking happy that y/n is preggy and Both of them are happy 💕

Lots of love to ya! *pats ur back and hugs ya!*

@japanesevenom said

Oh my god saint I knew the fucking lemon bars were sus my hod oh my god oh my god I hope she doesn’t stay just because she’s pregnant is she going to keep the baby I have so many questions I’m just crying I love this so much

thank you for sending your thoughts n theories guys <33 n also for the kind words <33 i enjoy going through all of the messages in my ask box to read your reactions :’)

[confusedgeek]

i finished ‘erased’ and here’s my unseiso take on it <spoilers>

just finished watching the whole anime in like 2 days and um,,, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING WITHOUT MAKING THIS WHOLE POST AB YASHIRO OK I WILL TRY MY HARDEST BUT ZADDY’S POWERS TOO STRONG (＞人＜;)

anyways let’s gooo~~

the opening took me by the balls and said “game starto” WITH THAT OP SONG THAT CAME BY ACCIDENT AS MY FAVORITE SONG TOO LIKE WHAT???!!!!

UGHHH god if i start talking about the SMOOTHEST BEST ANIMATION OF AN ANIME OP you’ll fall asleep im tellin you

THE FUCKING SCENE WHERE SATORU TURNES HIS HEAD TOWARDS THE SOUND OF THAT HUGE ASS WAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL HALL LIKE UGH THE ANIMATION IS SO SMOOTH AND REALISTIC LOOKING

AND DON’T LET ME START ON THE PART WHERE SATORUS SURROUNDED BY HIS MEMORIES MOVING SO SLEEKLY AYYYEEE

THE EXPLOSION SCENE MADE ME GO KABOOM IN MY PANTS MYSELF (but is wearing no pants) ( ・∇・)

it gave me a new cosplan idea, recreate that scene in a satoru cosplay of all (lmao)

AND WHEN THE BEAT STARTS GETTING YK LIKE UM

upbeat lmao idk sorry—

THATS WHEN I WENT WWWAAAAAA!1!1!1!1!1 (*´◒`*)

it was so good i felt as if i was ascending

plus to mention, THE WHOLE PLOT GETTING MORE SPICY W EVERY EPISODE FELT LIKE A GRADUAL ORGASM I FELT LIKE I WAS AB TO ARCH MY BACK LIKE I WAS AB TO COOM ON THAT TEACHERS FACECECECECCEECCE!1!1!1!1!

>:3

i felt so much fucking aggressive anger when the abusive mother came up every time, I BANGED MY TABLE W A FIST OUT OF ANGER

BUT SATORUS MOTHER BROOOO SHES SUCH A HOTTIE SHE A MOMMYYYY AND SHE HAS MY MBTI!!!!!!

let’s rock bro all XXXX BE SERVING AND EATING AYEEE

anywho NOW TO THE PART EVERYBODYS BEEN WAITING FOR N ITS ME BLABBING ABOUT MY LONG-TERM HOT ASF LITERAL SIMPING FOR YASHIRO SENSEI AHHHHH

BEFORE I START THE UNSEISO-NESS PLS LET ME SHOVE IN A BIT OF SEISO ADORABLE SCENES THAT MADE ME COOM OUT OF WHOLESOMENESS :((

1/ when yashiro picked up satoru and his mom after that mommy of ours bought too many groceries cause it was cheap (like a typical slaying XXXX ofc UwU)

AND WHEN HE PUT ALL THOSE CANDIES IN HIS MOUTH AND GAVE ONE TO SATORU SO HE WOULD’T BE YHE ONLY ONE EATING HIS GUILT AWAY AND THEN SATORUS MOM WOKE UP AND WAS LIKE “give me one”

IT WAS SUCH A WHOLESOME FAMILY MOMENT FOR ME IDC I SHIP THE THREE OF THEM AS A FAMILY THEY’RE SO CUTTEEE TOGETHER :((((((

and another one is when yashiro sensei laughed at what satoru said to his mom n her denying it

HE WAS SUCH A TYPICAL ENFJ IT WAS SO CUTTTTEEEE AHHHH IM SIMPING OK LIKE I NEVER SIMPED EVEN FOR VOXXIE OURS THAT MUCH OK

N I DO NOT SIMP FOR VOX AS MUCH AS MY BOIPUSSY LOVES HIM YEAH

BUT YASHIRO SENSEI???!!! i will let him do things to my body like that one hot serial killer in “memories of murder” did to that last case w the student with peach up her UwU place—

YOU READ NOTHING OF THAT ITS ALL AS A JOKE *sweats and takes one of yashiro sensei’s BIG HARD CANDY LMFAOOOO*

BRUH MY ASS IS STAYING GAPING ALL NIGHT JUST FOR THAT MAN TO SNUGGLE UP IN IT LIKE A SMOL RACCOON

NOW SOME TIME FOR MY FAV SHIP THAT IS KENYA AND SATORU I LOVE THEM SM TOGETHER KENYA IS SO GAY FOR HIM LIKE AHHHH DO NOT DENY IT BRUH

AND AND AIRI WITH SATORU I SHIP THEM SO FUCKING HARD LIKE SHE WAS MEANT TO FUCKING MARRY HIM *at this point claps rlly hard*

i also love yashiro w satoru hehe BUT THAT’S FOR ANOTHER TIME TEHE~

anyway AIRI BEST GIRL AND YASHIRO SENSEI BEST HOTTEST ZADDY

OMG AND HIROMI BEST FEMBOY LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS A GIRL IN THE FIRST EPS BUT WHEN HE WAS REVEALED TO BE A BOY MY DICK WAS ALREADY IN ACTION *ggrrrr*

anyway i recommend erased a lot for any thirsty for crime thriller suspense animes

RLLY REGRET BUT STILL GRATEFUL I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT SOONER