#flatballs

[bursting-at-the-memes]

Quote from funny reviews - sentence starters

"I spent the entire day rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and cut these bananas?" "You think I have the energy to slave over your damn bananas?" "I worked a 12 hour shift just to come home to THIS?" "Great for waterproof kindling, crap for murder." "He will have glitter in every crevice of his existence until he dies." "You earned one star. Additional stars can be purchased for $5.49 each." "Words cannot express what happened to me after eating these." "I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined." "I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors." "I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is the King Penguin." "I don't know if this a scam or if mine was broken." "I am still getting abducted by UFO's on a regular basis." "I'm still having a major existential hangover." "I know it is a great product because he absolutely hates it." "As I pounded my chest in victory, I accidentally acitivated the stun gun and applied 950,000 Volts to my right nipple." "Do you want 4oz of flammable lighter fluid?" "Sorry I received a flatball." "A good home is one where you can get a good glass of ice water." "Here I am professing my love for ice cube trays." "With my hands I can hold maybe 4 or 5 ounces of water." "Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles." "I don't like you." "It is day 87 and the horses have accepted me as one of their own." "They're just like my old ones only more naive from their lack of mountain time and rabbit violence." "Be sure you really need 60 condoms before you buy 60 condoms." "For my entire life, I've left bananas unprotected." "Just what I have been looking for, toast that I can eat in the bathtub without having to worry about it getting wet" "We're still going to party with this weirdo but what in the heck?" "By using this mask I was able to convert my dog into a horse." "Are you bored with your normal hands?" "Are you tired of successfully lifting and holding things?"

[mudwerks]

Flatballs by Daisuke Samejima are 170 mm spherical canvases on which he paints streets, buildings, bridges, homes and more in a continuous manner.

The Japanese artist renders exterior scenes in acrylic paint on globes of resin as if you are viewing them in a convex mirror.

[perfecttoolsindustries]

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[lurkiestvoid]

have some Apollo, he is the goodest orange boy!!! Other names include "The Boy" "Sir Scream" "Him" "The Softest Gentleman" "My Son" "Mr Flatballs" "Stinkyman"

he screams for belly rubs and babytime that he will tolerate for 0.0000871 seconds then makes token struggles while purring about it. he loves kisses on his little forehead but he does not want you to know he loves it. he plays very gently and he desperately wants All The Pets but does not know how to receive them so he will frantically spin in smaller circles chasing the hand he has already won. he once tried to wake up my wife by sitting directly on her back and farting on her (it worked)

featured: an A+ sploot and a monorail atop the shambling corpse of his favorite scratching post

cat owners,,, can i see the creature. day would improve with kitty pictures i think

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

Greaseball: Flat-Top, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking

Flat-Top: a dangerous pastime

Greaseball: I know

[sellingsistahs-blog]

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[obscureoldguy]

So the world IS round, after all!

Daisuke Samejima, “Flatball 2019 No.03“

[as-jewellery]

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[anim8tion-instagram]

My love of tennis still exists today, but I’m no longer the week and weekend Warrior I once was. I’ll find my way back to you. #tennis #love #tenniscourt #baseliner #slicebackhand #tennisball #twohandbackhand #topspin #flatball #grinder #linetoline #missyou #blackandwhite #bw #begreat #passion #lowlight #lngexp #longexposure #UA #Babolat (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtELztNlSPJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ppgqi5yr85g7

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Flatball Table Tennis can be quite challenging.

[jethrocollins]

The only reason I'm excited for the Super Bowl. ❤️🙌💃 #flatballs #ladygagasuperbowl

[nnmrblgksk]

RT @samejimadaisuke: 途中経過をたくさん見て頂いた作品完成しました。 手で回転させてる動画でどうぞ！ 『Flatball 2022 No.04』 これも個展に出します！ https://t.co/jrWKI2pJOY — ksk_oue (@ksk_oue) Jan 8, 2023 January 09, 2023 at 07:09AM via Twitter https://twitter.com/ksk_oue

— RT @samejimadaisuke: 途中経過をたくさん見て頂いた作品完成しました。 手で回転させてる動画でどうぞ！ 『Flatball 2022 No.04』 これも個展に出します！ https://t.co/jrWKI2pJOY — ksk_oue (@ksk_oue) Jan 8, 2023 January 09, 2023 at 07:09AM via Twitter https://twitter.com/ksk_oue

[thunder-stuck]

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[flatinstitute]

First authentic FLATBALL

[the-bafflement-of-scotland-yard]

In light of Pride month imma randomly ramble about character stexualities and crap every day cause why the hell not

Today:

Flat-Top

Absolute bisexual disaster

Following his heroes the diesels he tries to come across as straight but is failing horribly, the dude is very very bi. C.B., of course, saw that the moment he came to the Apollo Victoria yard, and happily exploited it. Flat-Top lost his virginity to the caboose and has slept with him a lot over the next ten years; the part of him that wants to be like the diesels always made him insist on topping, he wants to dominate

Kinda crushing on Greaseball for the longest time 👀 dude really just wanted to impress his hero and as such didn’t truly realise they were just using him as an errand boy. The last championship changed that; seeing what Greaseball was willing to do to his friend Rusty did shock him out of his crush a little. He never truly lost his admiration for the diesels, but he began to take less shit from them and as a result became actual friends with them instead of them just pushing him around

He actually has all the makings to be an incel and the rest of the yard is eternally thankful to C.B. for stepping up there

Ever since the championship he’s just enjoying being friends with the diesels, hanging out a lot with Tank specifically, purely platonically, what a bro can’t get hard thinking of his bro that’s totally normal nothing going on there shut the fuck up C.B. you too Dustin

I used to ship him with Dustin but Neah made me see them as brothers so that ship has sailed now

Lmaoooo for a character I don’t even care about that much I sure have a lot to say about him huh

[babyawacs]

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.@sciam .@science @science @mathematics .@mathemati cs @sciam .@energy @energy @ornl @cern @iterwomen @iterorg .@women @women @girls .@girls  mathematically “because” is then underline realm definitions simply and limits ? ie function between this(top) andthis (bottom) towards this limit(bottom) leads or describes as:  intrinsic becaus e finefinefine but  physics because is sth else: because there IS a protoncorechargeimbalance spikedout, as electron, ie becaus e there sticks some proton corecharge onthe spikeout(electron/ andor other emi tted/muonlike)  becausethecore charge sticks itpulls the spikedout elementcharge back byits viscosity dynamics of cumulative bondingflux finefinefine thisi s why it is not some orbit only but a as tight minum proximity to proton by what this allows per chargeimbalancespikeout energy velocity andthefallback ie dec eleratedout reacceleratedback by protonviscositypo wer howmuchofthis forms a bigger wienglasspart or a smallerwienglasspart wef indoutby adjacent protons chemicalbondings overtheir electroncharge soooo oooo fine fine fine  or werejust nice to mathematics geniusses feynman had t o as well?! maybe even for a good reason then and not the dumbest he was too //// geodeic minimal on letssay big nuclei squeezed flatballed abit  means a differentthign thano n protonball udneformed so infusion /// caniget info onthe mathematics genius ses howthem decribed newatom new electron ******** i am clumsy atbest inmath but idescribeit as proton corecharge sticking on electron chargeimbalance still averts fallback into proton for a while per geodesic minimum ie tightest possible bonding through electron

.@sciam .@science @science @mathematics .@mathematics @sciam .@energy @energy @ornl @cern @iterwomen @iterorg .@women @women @girls .@girls mathematically “because” is then underline realm definitions simply and limits ? ie function between this(top) andthis(bottom) towards this limit(bottom) leads or describes as: intrinsic because finefinefine but physics because is sth else: because there IS a…