#fossil fighters sean

[awful-little-goose]

More shenanigans with your favorite warden trio!!!

Sean is always the lure and is always happy to be the lure

[suddenfossilfightersheadcanons]

oh and basically since my hcs are kinda scattered between posts i'mma just make this a little clearer here:

joe wildwest is dino's father, and is also becky and sean's uncle. dino, becky, and sean have a relatively fantastic friendship despite the fact that joe has a slightly threadbare relationship with becky and sean's father (that being joe's brother), but also will stand by him when push comes to shove.

terry and cole went to highschool together, as did todd and dina (at a separate institution). hunter also attended todd and dina's school for a while, but then moved away; he bullied her when they were students, and both of them struggle immensely with the after-effects—her with the shards of her self-esteem, him with the guilt of having done so. they're not really on speaking terms.

joe is an audhd king. change my mind.

[yourfavouritecharactersasdragons]

Sean from fossil fighters frontier! I need some fossil fighters dragons ha ha

[captainmvf]

I kind of like thinking that Nevada, Joe, and Sean have all met one another and have kept in touch. Joe and Nevada have a more serious rivalry while Sean is forced to be the mediator at times.

[andydrarch]

I know if we ever got a fossil fighters game it would never in a thousand years be a frontier sequel but that doesn’t mean I don’t want one lol

I need more content of my kids. Specifically, I need more content of Sean fossil fighters

[fossilfightersconfessions]

An AU where everything is the same except Camp Campbell is a digsite

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[reyarey]

Omg I'm playing fossil fighters frontier and oh lord Drake. Buddy, nobody can beat Sean in my eyes, but you're a close second. That took a dark turn.

[gettothedancing]

Forgive the rambling screed but I must vent. Listen and connect the dots. Window smashers. Car burners. Rioters. Highway blockers: You should be arrested, tried and thrown into prison. Kaepernick, stand up and thank America for making you a multi-millionaire for simply throwing a ball in a game. Gray lady of Times Square, ISIS, Al Qaeda, Hamas, Hezbollah, Boko Haram, Taliban are not militants nor freedom fighters, they are murderous, savage terrorists. Lois Lerner, innocent bureaucrats do not plead the Fifth. Google, shame on you for firing James Damore for speaking the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Sean Penn, next time you get sick don’t go to the Cleveland Clinic. Don’t go to Johns Hopkins. Don’t go to the Mayo Clinic. Check yourself in to a Cuban hospital. Snow flakes and cream puffs, be prepared to be crushed in the real world of competition. Snowflakes and creampuffs, be prepared to be traumatized in the real world that is not fair. Has trigger words and no safe places in which to cower and whimper. HR, you are to hire employees based on talent and skill, not gender, not color, not ethnicity. Madonna, Johnny Depp, Kathy Griffin, stick to singing. Stick to acting. Stick to screeching. You are unfit to be the moral conscience of America. Yes, Stop and frisk profiles, but it works and protects your neighborhoods. Stop whining and thank the boys in blue. Don’t preach the environmental danger of cheap fossil fuels to the poor in the midst of a shivering winter. Don’t claim to live a carbon free life as you fly in private jets to climate conferences. University presidents and deans (present company excluded) grow a spine and expel the rioters and the occupiers from your campus. Mr. Carter, you are cancer free, alive today because of Israeli medicine, not because of Palestinian wonder drugs. YouTube, shame on you for restricting the video “Israel, the world’s most moral army,” claiming it is a sensitive topic not suitable for all audiences. Don’t preach that there are limits to what a person should earn and then take 3.2 million dollars for a 90-minute speech. Fraternities, if you wish to host a Greek toga party, put on the togas, drink ouzo, dance the kalamantianos and tell the cultural appropriation police on campus that Zorba said it was ok. ESPN, Robert Lee is a sportscaster. General Robert E Lee was a Confederate general. You are morons. Stalin murdered 20 million. Mao murdered 45 million. Will you picket the embassies and demand their statues be torn down? Salute the soldier. Salute the flag and thank God Almighty for a powerful American military. Connect the dots. There is a pattern. A direction. An ugly revolution churning in this country. America has done more uplifting of humanity and promotion of freedom than any other country in the history of this planet. We Jews have been blessed beyond our wildest fantasies, enjoying her gifts, her bounty, her grace but we must step away from what is happening and not be seduced by a deceitful, pandering mirage. The Left is not our friend, not as Americans and not as Jews. Freedom courses through our blood. It throbs in our soul. It is no accident that on the Liberty Bell are written the words from our Torah, “Ukratem dror ba’aretz” (“Proclaim liberty throughout the land and to all the inhabitants thereof”). The treasure that is America and the poetry that is Judaism are joined together in a hallowed union that rang across spacious skies, fruited plains and majestic purple mountains. We are good folks and must see beyond the moral bankruptcy, the hypocrisy, the lies, the hatred and the calamity of an ascendant Left.

Rabbi Shalom Lewis

[awful-little-goose]

Chaotic trio between the best wardens there are, they get drinks after work

[awful-little-goose]

They’re great friends I promise

[andydrarch]

Oh shoot! Sean and Ruby fanart for the first time in almost three years! I have fallen behind on making art for my own rarepair and I apologize to myself for that 

[andydrarch]

Oh shoot what I made another frontier tiktok comp ha ha whoopsie my hand slipped

[andydrarch]

Frontier + Texts From Last Night

I was In A Mood and couldn’t draw lol, don’t expect quality/consistency i made these at midnight 

[andydrarch]

Drake took this picture but he wasn’t happy about it

Hey what’s up it’s my first frontier pic in a while and it’s just this crap. Sean and Violet are best friends with one brain cell and they drag Drake along to catalog their stupidity, that is all

[andydrarch]

The core appeal of shipping Sean and Ruby at this point for me is the aesthetic of two people laying in bed naked and infodumping their terrible life decisions

[suddenfossilfightersheadcanons]

Taking a glimpse at Captain Stryker’s 2021 considerations

- Fossil Park funding framework

The Fossil Parks, much like the UN, the WHO, and the OECD, are an international organisation, hence funded by their composite nations. Unfortunately, unlike the UN, they have a mind-bogglingly complex fee calculation system. Officially, all three continental branches are meant to a third each; but whilst Europe consistently pays 38~40% of the total, America and Asia take turns falling behind. Individual countries’ contributions are decided based on GNI per capita and area of country occupied by dig sites (or DSA). In America, the USA is levied accordingly, and whines about it incessantly; Japan and Singapore likewise do the heavy lifting and complaining on Asia’s behalf.

The complex formula for fee calculation – a formula that would be simple were it not for DSA – has caused enough headaches that Fossil Park America and Fossil Park Asia have a feverish rivalry. The higher into management one goes, the more potent the acrimony. Sean and Liu Ren’s camaraderie is completely threadbare, and the former’s predecessor infamously resigned in a fit of fury at the latter. The poor relationship between the two branches is enough to impede meetings – Asia cannot propose any ventures without America criticising the smallest details, and Asia’s occasionally vetoed good ideas thanks to Liu Ren’s spite. Stryker’s been accused of siding with both continents: Though he’s lived in South Korea since 2007, the head of China’s fossil parks notoriously him a Western impostor in an international court, and the head honcho in the USA has accused him of being biased in Asia’s favour. (It doesn’t help that Australia, where Stryker grew up, is also part of Fossil Park Asia.)

Stryker is determined to leverage this acrimony for good by the end of 2025, and he’s certain that changing the fee calculation system is the best way to go about it. Sometimes, he considers removing DSA as a variable – but there are some countries with gargantuan GNI PPPs, such as Liechenstein, Qatar, and Singapore, that have little to no fossil fighting scene. Another method he’s contemplated is using the profit from dig sites to determine payments, but he’s fully aware that could disproportionately affect relatively poor regions with a vibrant fighting sector, such as the Philippines and Thailand.

On one hand, COVID-19 has made any kind of economic overhaul reckless, as the Fossil Parks aren’t faring fantastically following iron lockdowns and gut-wrenching death tolls in many participant nations. On the other, such a change has the potential to stimulate economies. The course that 2021 takes will determine whether Stryker takes a proposal to the table this year or next.

-Dead body regulations

The current protocol for fighters who find human remains is to leave them untouched. Numerous television programmes (not least of all Off-map) have made a point of violating this, but many news outlets remain critical of those breaking this rule. Stryker is fully aware of the disrespect to the deceased implied by leaving them to fester in bogs and by roadsides, and believes much could be done for missing fighters’ families by making an official change to this protocol. Though aware it’s difficult to do more than report remains to the nearest warden or staff member, he’s certain that there can be a more humane way of handling those that once lived.

-Bonk ban

The ban on relationships between colleagues was enacted in early 1999 in the wake of Bill Clinton’s impeachment. Few doubt that it was established with good intentions, but in practice, it’s difficult to manage. Some say it’s led to too much prying into private lives; others believe that such a degree of scrutiny is permissible if people can’t keep their love life out of the workplace.

Once upon a time, Stryker sat firmly on the fence. Now, knowing he’s at risk of demotion if he’s caught in his own relationship of three years with a coworker, he’s decidedly in the former camp. As he remembers that the incredibly well-admired Annick Dufour, the second-last head of Fossil Park Europe prior to Drake, was relegated to finance for being caught dating a subordinate (who was himself made redundant), he’s considering using her case as an example of the legislation’s shortcomings. Otherwise, he fears, his ulterior motive will be far too clear – and God knows, the last thing he wants is for his staff to suffer for his own official perfidy. Morally, breaking the bonk ban is fine by him – but if an employee were to be derided due to others’ suspicion, he’d be shattered.

-Fossil Park Africa

Whilst the fighting industry is booming in some African countries (such as South Africa), there is no Fossil Park Africa to speak of. However, the short-term economic cost of establishing a Fossil Park Africa could prove crippling, especially in light of COVID. Stryker is determined to go through with it, but all three continental heads have been trying to dissuade him for months. Liu Ren, Drake, and Sean hold more than enough power to veto this proposition, and if Stryker doesn’t make his case firmly enough, they almost certainly will.