#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir
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🙏 Workout Cal 2022 🙏
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#and now a reenactment of me watching this video: 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🤡👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹🤪👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹😱#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#instagram#other ig#take my hand tour#video#kh4f post#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#LOOKING HENCH#BASS BOSS#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#I'M LOSING MY MIND#like this is actually hilarious how I'm reacting to this#what the actual fuck#i have no words#help
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@cal-puddies Happy Your Man's Bday 🥳
yup yup yup
#respectfully#👁️👄👁️#might i add#👁️👅👁️#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#baby but daddy#honestly this is a baby but daddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddydaddy situation#what an iconic video#never gets old 🤡#calum#video#baby but birthday#just one more taste of queue my love
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Calum @ Take My Hand Paris - 10 May 2022
📸: Lola Marek
#i overslept and don't have the capacity for tattooed chest rn thanks 🫠#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#take my hand tour#tmht paris#kh4f post#👁️👄👁️#👄 (munch) but also 💋 (smooch) but also 🐈 (the lightest of cat scratches)#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#looking hench#baby but how much you benchin big boy
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So. Um. Yeah.
#sorry for the thirst whiplash currently on this blog lmaoooo but like#👁️👄👁️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#take my hand tour#tmht Charlotte#kh4f post#for normal reasons#totally normal#and fine#🧛🏻♀️#🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻♀️🧛🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🧎🏻♀️🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠😫😫#so#those are my editorial notes on the matter#baby but how much you benchin big boy#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure
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Yeah.
#👁️👄👁️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum#calum hood#tmht london#take my hand tour#kh4f post#y e a h#this needed a separate post#for reasons and feelings#what are those reasons and feelings? i mean#is it the pose or his chiseled features or the half smolder half scowl#the word disdain comes to mind (Cass knows what I mean 👁️👅👁️)#or is it the arm content. or thigh content. tummy. neck.#the way he's holding that bass's neck 🫠#i couldn't say i really have no thoughts on the matter thx 😌#baby but how much you benchin big boy#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir
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I honestly have no words, except wow.
#HOE HOURS#hoe hours are all hours#especially when Cal is wearing...#T H E B E L T#or as cass & i refer to it (bc ofc we refer to it): the daddy belt#bordering on#disdainful daddy#basically what I'm saying is#um. maybe you could like. bend me over or whatever 🥺👉🏼👈🏼#🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵#calum#baby but daddy#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#paris 2019#i think 👀
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Calum @ Take My Hand Sydney Night 1
#🧛🏻♀️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#take my hand tour#tmht sydney night 1#kh4f post#this haircut is a yes from me in case anyone wanted to know#and while I've clowned this fit many times over tour#it's hittin different rn 👹#in conclusion#👹👹👹👹👹👹#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#baby but how much you benchin big boy#i love posting normal content#for normal reasons
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Calum @ Take My Hand London 6 April 2022
#HAHAJAJAHAJAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum#calum hood#take my hand tour#tmht london#kh4f post#I'M SCREAMING#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#LOOKING HENCH#BABY BUT HOW MUCH YOU BENCHIN BIG BOY#JFC
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OH 👁️👄👁️
#i love that I've abandoned all update account decorum today lmaoooo THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM YOU GUYS. JUST A CLOWN.#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum#calum hood#take my hand tour#tmht London#video#easier#kh4f post#THIS. MAN.#HE GETS IT. HE KNOWS.#WH*RE#is that directed at him or at me WHO CAN SAY#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir
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👁️👄👁️ I mean Calum @ Channel 93.3 Summer Kickoff
#he. looks. so. big. 👁️👄👁️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#easier#video#channel 933 summer kickoff#kh4f post#looking hench#baby but how much you benchin big boy#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure
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Also feeling hurt by these
#just.... 😒😒😒😒😒 who asked#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#5sos5#take my hand tour#ryan fleming 2022#kh4f post#he is precious#and baby#but also like. 😏 babyyyyyy ykwim#the duality#that couch pic is. nice. 🤡#yes I included the neck pic bc have you BEEN to this blog recently#anyways#you get it#and so now for my standard cal thirst tags lol#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#baby but how much you benchin big boy
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Separate post. You're welcome.
#👁️👄👁️ yeah#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#tmht rotterdam#take my hand tour#kh4f post#👁️👄👁️ you get it#🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠#baby but how much you benchin big boy#look at those shoulders tho#besties i apologize for the influx of neck content I don't know what exactly it is i am going thru but it is a FORCE to be reckoned with#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir
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Calum @ Take My Hand Brussels - 23 April 2022
#the keyboard face - 10/10#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum#calum hood#tmht brussels#take my hand tour#kh4f post#the last pic tho 👁️👄👁️#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#so#that's that on that
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Calum @ Take My Hand Kraków - 28 April 2022
#best we've got so far besties... but SUIT!CAL LIVES! IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2022#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#tmht krakow#take my hand tour#kh4f post#i have. thoughts#shocking i know#the swerving on this blog i stg#anyways#baby but how much you benchin big boy#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#yes I'm fine thanks for asking#5sos
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Thank you, Austin, for being 92 degrees at 9pm 🥵
#👁️👄👁️ this is fine#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum#calum hood#take My hand tour#tmht austin#kh4f post#still not having a good time#but i can't appreciate these prayers having been answered 😌#we haven't gotten legs on this tour yet but goddamn do I love arm#💪🫦💪#looking hench#baby but how much you benchin big boy#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir
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Cal with a fan in Nashville
#chest tatts my beloved 🤤#5sos#5 seconds of summer#calum hood#calum#take my hand Nashville#kh4f post#the way i meant to post show pics and instead this took priority#bc yknow#clownery#@ cal you are cordially invited to an evening of squishing cheeks followed by clapping cheeks please rsvp at your leisure#from maximum squish to maximum squish my windpipe please sir#fan photos
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