#ft. beau clary

[ziggyturner]

Be honest how many of those professional photos you take during games at your job are actually just Beau

"all of them. he's the only person i interviewed, too. every season, every sport, every write up. all about beau. i'm surprised i kept my job, honestly."

[odiedotdottieodette]

FMK: Beau, Oscar, Graham

"yes gray is my beau, and i will fuck, kiss, lick, chomp, bite, glomp, attack, snuggle, pet, jump, tickle, poke, suck, twist, hug, squeeze, hold, and follow that beautiful beast anywhere. i'm not sure what oscar the grouch has to do with anything? marriage isn't real."

@insainted @survivalxofxthexfittest @beauclary

[ziggyturner]

@beauclary

CHALLENGERS (2024) Dir. Luca Guadagnino

[ziggyturner]

If not Beau, then who?

"that new couple, the jenkins. i think i could spice up their marriage in all the best ways."

[ziggyturner]

How to make the bestest veggies and garden and pretend the world is ok

"that's the thing about being anxious or overthinking things, you create scenarios in your head ranging from least bad to fucking horrendous, so when the really bad things happen you have a plan most times or at least can expect some of it, then you don't panic in the moment. as far as gardening? have a boyfriend who knows horticulture and can teach you all the things while also giving you the illusion that everything is going to be okay. even when everything is far from okay."

[ziggyturner]

@beauclary

Boys (Jongens) 2014 dir. Mischa Kamp

[ziggyturner]

how many people do you think have gotten off thinking about Beau?

"zero, because why would i think about that when i'm getting off with beau? there's enough things to be anxious about and overthink in our current state of the world, y'all need to drink some milk."

[ziggyturner]

How'd you know Beau was the one?

"now, there's a lot of prose and history i could put in here and i probably will add some at the end but there's an early moment in our relationship that can pinpoint the first time i knew i wanted to be with him forever." ziggy sat up and steeled their emotions.

"my ma came to visit me in the city and while my daddy was from ack born and raised, my mama's from philly. as such, she is a die hard eagles fan through and through. the weekend she came the jets were playing the eagles and i got tickets through the office but beau took it a step further, not only putting us in the team box seats but arranged it so she could come down and meet the whole eagles team despite just playing against them. i don't even know how he did it. she got pictures and jason kelce gave her his jersey and she got a signed ball from both teams. she already loved beau but he went out of his way to make her time in the city special and it meant so much to me because she's had such a rough time losing my father then trying to raise three kids alone, plus be active in the community, and never getting any kind of credit for everything she's done. he made her feel important and that means more to me than words can ever express."

"beyond that he is the sunlight in my lifetime of night. his soft nature breaks through my cynical outlook and just a look into his blue sky irises makes me melt. in his arms i feel safe, like i'm at home. and not to mention this man went to my apartment and brought my cat back to the wexley when the world was ending. how could he not be the one?"

[ziggyturner]

okay but you and Beau together is probably so hot 🥵

"well this nantucket enby didn't reel in a star nfl running back being cold. he may be an athlete in the streets, honey but i did cross country for years and ran the boston marathon, believe me i know how to go the distance."

[ziggyturner]

@beauclary

235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 27. david rose and patrick brewer - schitt's creek

[ziggyturner]

so what's your bfs best feature? 👀

"i mean i tend to say everything but, like, have you seen his thighs? just kidding, don't look at them, keep your eyes to yourself."

[ziggyturner]

Rumor has it you’re eyeing tad to be a third in your relationship with beau

"i don't think his wife would like that much. plus we already have a platonic third. I'm sure he's a real nice guy and all that, we just don't have the room."

[ziggyturner]

rumour has it you and beau tookover the greenhouse on purpose

"beau was already working in the greenhouse and gardens, so it wasn't a stretch that sada would want him to continue. i'm not sure what i did to get to work alongside him but you won't be hearing me complain. from what I heard, no one was really taking care of them before so I don't think there's an 'on purpose' in play if no one wanted it to begin with. but you're right, i do have a plant kink. people who like horticulture are hot."

[ziggyturner]

@beauclary

ARTRICK TRYING TO SOFT LAUNCH THEIR RELATIONSHIP ON INSTAGRAM (fighting the urge to edit this holy shit)