#fuckrobots

[robotfatherocker]

Nudyści

[king-dumbasz]

hi !!!! if you haven't already, could you do siren-like reader x mammon and reader accidentally enchants mammon ?

You sing like an angel

Siren! Reader x Mammon

Sorry if it's short, but it's 1AM

A Hellborn or a sinner, whatever you are... You're a siren.

When Mammon saw you for the first time, he noticed your beauty and made you sign a contract that made you work for him.

Now you work for him, congratulations i guess.

You're funny, gorgeous, and have this angelic voice that makes everyone fall for you...

perfect for the fuckrobots! _________________________________________

One day, you're preparing to get on stage, when one of the technicians starts to flirt with you, touch you and make you uncomfortable

"Go away, please..."

You say, but they don't listen and continue

"C'mon~ a beauty like you is still single? I don't believe it. Why don't you come with me and show me how single you are, hotstuff~"

They say, touching your arm, until you feel something behind you

"Hey! Leave them alone, c$nt! They have a show to do and don't need ya to f$ck the anxiety out of 'em!"

Mammon was behind you, tall and intimidating. The technician runs away scared.

You look back at Mammon

"Thank you, sir-"

"No need to talk, you're late!"

And he drags you on the stage.

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After the show, you go back to your changing room to relax a bit.

You decide to sing because that's what makes you relax

Mammon was casually passing by when he hears you sing and gets under your spell... He falls in love...

Mammon never felt like that and doesn't know how to act

He peeks at your door, looking at you sing

"Ahh-AHH!"

You see him-

"Sir! What are you doing here?!"

"You sing like an angel..."

Yeah, just like the angel he was...

"What?"

"Fuck me-"

[marisco0s]

these fucking clankers man #FuckRobots

[theflyingcosmos]

*fuckrobots

you mean

i need to kiss a robot :( or I'll die :((

[borninolympus]

With the news that plance is now the #10 ship my mind can’t help but remember that it wasn’t that long ago when I used to go check the plance tag everyday with no new content, sometimes for days. And now the tag is so full with beautiful art, fanfics, and more everyday! We have come so far guys.

I’m proud of this garden. Keep watering your plance guys 💙💚

[electricbluetempest]

It’s 1 am, and today I’ve written a 1000 word paper, drew a birthday gift for an artist I admire, drew a secret santa gift for my discord group, and beat 3 Cuphead bosses + 2 run n gun levels. I’d say today was productive.

Good night loves

[goldenkwilde]

KITTY: I'm not trying to do anything but get under your skin. Thrilled to know it's as easy as ever. KITTY: Hotter costume? You wish. KITTY: God, you're so uptight when you want to be. And you call me boring. Learn how to gossip, I'm begging you. KITTY: You'll have to take that up with him, but he seemed fine the other night. Believe it or not, not all guys are dick-motivated fuckrobots. Some of them have personalities outside of their sex lives.

SEBASTIAN: It seems like you're intentionally trying to be mysterious so I'll beg you for information, but I really don't need it. I got what I wanted to know directly from him. SEBASTIAN: How was that not an answer? How can I like someone I don't know? We made out. It was good. We didn't have sex. I was practically living my night as you, except in a way hotter costume. SEBASTIAN: Oh, it was with Hunter? That I don't approve of. I know he wants to get laid, and he won't be doing that with you. There's no way he'll sit on his blue balls for 10 years waiting for marriage.

[omophagist]

Pop’s is indeed on the opposite scale of how he is with kumosaki. Like synthchi is his “son” and its...hmm how to explain how he kinda views kai as a child while tasking him with these adult responsibilities like murder for hire lmao. i guess its just nice for him to have a kid that he doesn’t have to worry about all the shit that comes with sex, romantic entanglements and possibly procreation??? and of all the synths to have this kind of odd relationship with he picks the one who is built specifically for fucking. this doesn’t help with kai’s “hotly spayed virgin in heat” complex one fucking bit lmao

@omophagist IN MY DEFENSE NO I HAD IT WAY BEFORE, N I DIDNT SEE THE GIFSET POST AT ALL ACTUALLY

BUT CHISAKI WOULD like in a strictly advertising "NO!" or "you wish" way or like if pops was the antithesis of kumosaki WILL fuck synthchi will not fuck in this household or if someone gets too wrong an idea on a job, not that chisaki couldnt take it off himself or whatever either