#funk kast parody

[mrxcreepypastamadness]

???: I know you been waiting for quite a long time now kid.

???: But don't you worry, I perfected everything.

Just to make it special for YOU.

???: I'll see you soon. Things are about to get REALLY INTERESTING NOW.

(Open RP) "Friday Night Funkin': Sugar Rush Madness"

(Just kidding, it's an RP trailer)

(RP paused by IHY Taffyta.)

IHY Taffyta: Hey guys uh...about that, heh heh... well...we screwed up.

There's no denying it we overestimated and um...yeah...

Anyway, I come here with some good news, so who's ready for the new release-

GV: Ha ha ha! This RP will never come out!👍😏

IHY Taffyta: What?

GV: Have you seen the lack of cast of characters and teasers, these losers never get any work done.

IHY Taffyta: Hey first of all what are you doing here and second of all how do you know??

GV: It's almost a year of delay, and the old RP post contains the cast of characters they're supposed to roleplay as, it's never coming out.

IHY Taffyta: Have you been looking at Twitter again? 😑

GV: You mean X?

IHY Taffyta: Twitter, X whatever it is called! Those children are just children of hate of beggars and bandwagoners, don't tell me you actually believe them.

GV: Then where is it huh? We been stalling and take our time for several days, and it's still not out.

IHY Taffyta: You do realize that we're just RPing this for free and for fun right? But there are actual people with lives and schedules to not entirely to Friday Night Funkin RPs?! Those twitter people and beggars don't care about the RP project, they won't even try it themselves, you got alot of nerve on saying this to me.

GV: Yeah but the old RP chapter 1 was never used.

IHY Taffyta: GAHHHH!!! I HAD IT WITH YOU! 😡

*Both IHY Taffyta and GV are fighting each other*

Vanellope?: ENOUGH!

*Both IHY Taffyta and GV looked up to their boss in confusion*

Vanellope?: You two are annoying me...I'll take care of this myself.

Vanellope?: I know you're watching this, little rat.

And I know you been waiting for me.

Vanellope?: But do not fret, cause I'm closer than you think.

We will settle this once and for all...

Vanellope?: LIFE IS JUST A GAME, SO DO YOU WANNA PLAY?

*Evil laughter*

"Friday Night Funkin': Sugar Rush Madness

Backstory (Legacy):

"In the early 90s a deal was made by a popular rockstar named "Dearest" and a hivemind in the video game market named "Genivive", both had a monopoly on the industry, with Dearest partering with TobiKomi they earned millions of dollars each year.

Until one day, when Dearest had enough money, he betrayed and abused Genivive and sealed her in one of of his many creations in the arcade machine. Genivive remained sealed away on the arcade machine for over 50 years before finding out that not only Dearest had retired, but that he has a family and a daughter.

Genivive learned that DD's son-in-law was really good at singing, Genivive knew that was her chance to take revenge on him for breaking their deal so, Genivive sent herself over to Dearest's house to take away the most important thing to him."

"I'M COMING FOR YOU."

HALLOWEEN 2024

*IHY Taffyta entered the chat*

IHY Taffyta: So, how is that?

GV: Halloween?! Ugh, you gotta be joking me Taffyta!

IHY Taffyta: We should be able to make it this time! We almost have everything done and-

GV: What if you don't?

IHY Taffyta: ...... Hold on give me a second;

(Gonna send in logo twice...)

HALLOWEEN 2024

MAYBE NOVEMBER OR DECEMBER

IHY Taffyta: There, better?

GV: Much better.