#funny bread

[sorrysomethingwentwrong]

Ippei Tsujito's Wrapping paper !

[automaticbreakfastmachine]

[spielzeugkaiser]

I watched a certain movie today! We finally saw them at the coast..

[lilybug-02]

Limited clothing options. True story.

[fabuladorah]

One of my favorite genres of Spirk is when they look pissed off together:

"Did you hear this bullshit, Mr Spock?"

[frawstedcreations]

We've made some hilarious bread tags 😂

I shouldn't be left alone with a printer!

[omgitssvpernxva]

meme number 7

[breadandblankets]

au where the bats manage to stay urban legends, sure other heroes know of them, but they help largely from the shadows, they aren't put on display and they're hardly known at All outside of the strange circle of gotham's goons

that changes when duke thomas stares batman down and says on no uncertain terms that he's working day shift

the signal is Gotham's first confirmed superhero, and he wears a bat on his chest

social media goes Wild fighting over whether the Batman existed all along or if someone finally got the tech and powers to make the bat (or a bat) Real

suddenly the world of superheros feels a lot more real to the citizens of Gotham who got used to horrible disasters being either ignored or neatly cleaned away from the public eye, now there's a guy getting thrown through windows and helping grannies cross the street and the war between gotham and metropolis gets even more cut throat

[foldingfittedsheets]

My beloved wife got super into baking during the pandemic. We have always loved and bonded over Bake Off. These two things culminated in my beloved being gifted with Paul Hollywoods cook book on bread. He’s the bread king, right? Must know how to make good bread?

Readers. Paul Hollywoods cookbook.

I don’t know if it was laziness or mistranslation but when converting the units to our stupid empirical measuring system someone done Fucked Up.

It doesn’t help that Mr. Paulywood is already very spare with his instruction and method. It called for an absolutely absurd amount of yeast, first off. About three times as much yeast as a reasonable person would need to make bread rise but perhaps Mr. Hollywood is compensating.

Next it wanted an egregious amount of salt. Both of us paused over the measurement, hesitating to get on board with such a high salt content. But he’s Mr Bread so we went with it, opting not to tweak the recipe until we’d tried it his way at least once.

It. Was. Awful.

Truly the most repulsive bread either of us had ever had. The loaf was dubbed Paul’s Salty Mess and lives in infamy to this day.

It took two more bakes for my beloved to actually find a proportion of ingredients that was actually agreeable to consume. This involved researching the difference between UK and US yeast which I think we can all agree the editor should have done, as well as finding the the metric recipe on Paul's website to compare. Even the non-fucked up one was still egregiously salty.

The recipe is now highly annotated and the rest of the book regarded with suspicion.

[jellyjamheadobb]

our lord and savior garlic bread

[first-ex-wife]

Mabel Pines + quotes

Dipper | Stan | Ford

[tarmac-rat]

"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.

The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.

[tragicallycrispygirl]

Apparently there was once a Guilty Gear XRD collab and the menu looks scrumptious like look at this stuff

Some of these are really fun, like the Potemkin Pasta with little hands or the Kaltes Gestöber (which translates to "Cold Flurry") ice cream, or Ky's dainty little tea and cookie set

The thing that's fucking killing me about this menu is that the coffee is Eddie coffee. Not Eddie*'s* coffee, Eddie coffee.

It conjures to mind the image of Zato-1 fucking around in Venoms bakery and serving someone a cup of Eddie, or somehow putting Eddie in an espresso machine

[lilybug-02]

stfu I am having a wonderful epiphany about how shaped stick figures are. I gave them faces. and made one buff

[lazylittledragon]

I think I remember you drawing stuff about Eddie being pregnant (body changes and stuff).

What about Dorian? How did he handle it? How did Astarion? Was he showing a lot? Or was it one of those "invisible" pregnancies? Did he try to hide the changes? Did he succeed and just showed up with a baby one day?

Sorry if you already responded to some of these. I do lose stuff on my dash a lot.

Love your style btw, it's just really pretty and interesting to look at, kinda... Idk the words very smooth and fluid looking? Kinda like there is movement even tho it's just an image.

Best of luck🍀 and look after yourself💗

i feel like he’s a very ‘whatever happens happens’ kind of person so he probably just vibed along with it (also after everything, what his body looks like isn’t in his priorities anymore). i also think that they Attempted to keep it secret for longer but dorian is a terrible liar and everyone just knew

i think astarion would be. as supportive as he’s able to be which isn’t much but he’s trying

[ryebread-aurt]

More Steve

- sincerely, a Steve fan

Ask and you shall receive (I love Steve too)