imagine riding boothill, he’s constantly groaning “darlin’, darlin’ so fudgin’ gorgeous” or “that’s it, ride my clock so good” until he suddenly doesn’t, a sharp grunt comes from his mouth, hands clasping on your hips and pounding up into you, “love how you feel around my fuckin’ cock!”
and you stop, immediately, both yours and his eyes wide, “darlin’, what the fuck just happened?” you somehow fixed his synesthesia beacon with how hard your ass smacked on his metal body.
Forget “main character” “comic relief” etc I’m the character who’s sexuality is never confirmed but fans post screenshots of with captions like “no way this mf is straight”
Legendary pokemon are legendary yes but before all of that they're animals living and breathing like the rest of us. All of the stories talking up these beasts make people forget that they're still mortal creatures.