#funny grammar btw /lh

[vindy-vindingmachine]

How do u animated

iunno

[the-grammar-ruiner]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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WHAT THE FUCK

[girlfriendismboyfriendism]

SOOOOO idk if u remember on tuesday i mentioned a SURPRISE !!!! well that was LITREALLY RIGHT NOW FOR ME <3 so anyways if u havent figured it out yet. THIS was the surprise which like. i kinda mentioned earlier but SHHHHHHHH you are SURPRISED!!! anyways i didnt rly have a plan of things to talk about but . did u know that jade harley . thats it thats the post . hes literally the ever <3 <3 <3 <3 grammar bows down in fear of me btw. i get to be grammatically wrong when its funny bc im hilarious hope this helps. ANYWAYS i did not know what i was gonna talk about but that was . definitely not it KGHDFKSFLAJ; anyways!! i dont remember if i mentioned time zones or not already but i am going to be . okay so iran is eleven and a half hours ahead of pst which means its nine and a half hours ahead of you. so when youre reading this it'll be 8:44 PM for me? that sounds about right i think !!!!

SORRY FOR BENYAMIN AGAIN I HAVE BEEN ON A BENYAMIN KICK RECENTLY... i discovered this song yesterday and it slaps sooo hard. also i had an entire team w my basketball about slaps vs "bussin" last night and slaps won love and LIGHT!!!!! take that natalie <3 /lh natalie is great and also probably my favorite person on my basketball team ANWYAYS idk if u have softball today? but probably bc u Always have softball

FORGOT TO TAG U ALMOST. @breezykiwi14