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Happy New Year!🎊
While we had some tough times, 2024 was a great year for gaming.
#2024#fanart#video games#drawing#art#indie games#antonblast#nintendo#sonic x shadow generations#poppy playtime chapter 3#pillar chase 2#lollipop chainsaw repop#palworld#super princess peach#persona 3 reload#metaphor refantazio#fundamental paper education#astro bot#arzette jewel of faramore#funko fusion#fnaf into the pit#anger foot#dead rising deluxe remaster#beyond good and evil hd#paper mario ttyd#mario and luigi brothership#mario vs donkey kong#zelda echoes of wisdom#silent hill 2#zenless zone zero
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Anyway. Isn't it fun how every single fusion jasper is in results in her being hurt both physically and mentally?
#jasper#steven universe#fusions being a metaphor for relationships... jasper seeing them as something for weak gems... seeking them out in moments of desperation#only to lose control over her own body#get trapped at the bottom of the ocean for months#and suffer the second closest thing gems have to death. fundamental corruption of basically her SOUL.#rather than admit that the reason she misses being malachite is that she was so lonely any connection felt good even a destructive one#she mistakes the need for connection for a need for POWER. she exclusively approaches fusions transactionally#AND SHE NEVER EVEN GAINS ANTHING FROM THEM. SHE LITERALLY JUST GETS HURT.#ok that's enough no more su-posting. i know what awaits down that road and i don't want it.#in hindsight it's actually good that i never really got into su as a kid despite liking the random few episodes i saw#because i would've been a jasper stan and they doxxed you for that back in the day
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How to Read MFB Like a Professor: Chapter 3
Nice to Eat You: Acts of Vampires
Key concepts: Vampires (and sometimes other monsters!) in works symbolize a variety of evils-- especially exploitation, corruption, and violation of autonomy.
What's this? Read the series intro post.
I'm sure I don't have to spell out why Lightning L Drago-- a bey that explicitly feeds off the negative emotions of its opponent in order to make itself stronger-- is the topic of an essay on vampires in media. It doesn't really get more on-the-nose than this. Truth be told, I wracked my brains for ages trying to find a more subversive answer to the question of "Who are the vampires in MFB?" but it feels wrong to cover this topic and not talk about L Drago and Ryuga. What I've landed on is the expansion from L Drago itself to the important figures of the Dark Nebula as a whole: L Drago, Ryuga, and Doji, and the characters who fell victim to the organization.
(I did also consider Reiji, but for the sake of brevity I will save discussion on him for another essay. His theming doesn't fit as neatly into the points being made here today).
Luckily, there is more to the metaphor than immediately meets the eye. The goal of this essay isn't so much to prove that the Dark Nebula represents vampirism, but rather to view it with this lens and explore the implications for the characters involved.
Foster in his book describes several facets that make up the literary vampire, similar to the components of the archetypal quest I discuss in chapter 1. Necessarily, there must be:
A (usually alluring) figure, representing some kind of corrupt value. This is our vampire
A victim for the vampire to feed off of
Within the story, the following things must happen:
Stripping of the victim's vitality
Continuing/enhancing the life of the "vampire"
The destruction of the victim
With these in mind, we can examine the Dark Nebula and its victims in the context of vampirism.
The Alluring Figure
There's a reason Dracula and other famous vampires have been described in their respective media as deeply attractive; in order to seduce a victim into falling into their traps, vampires must have some sort of draw. L Drago's allure is clear from the start: from the very beginning of its history, L Drago has drawn in bladers with the promise of near-godly power, one that can win wars and manipulate nature itself. Doji describes this briefly with Ryuga's introduction, and Ryo goes into further depth towards the end of the season.
Like a vampire or other monster, the power is supernatural, otherworldly. L Drago literally is born of a star fragment that comes from the sky, and these origins play a role in its mystique. This mysteriousness then increases its draw-- people are attracted to the unknown even if they fear it, and L Drago is no exception. Though L Drago is ultimately created by humans, its basis is a power that humans didn't fully understand but are nevertheless enchanted by and use for nefarious purposes.
This extreme and unadulterated power is, of course, very corrupt and the show makes that extremely clear. The power is derived from negative emotions and thus inherently thrives on discord-- it can't coexist with peaceful times. That is why it was sealed away, and why legends warned against it. However, the temptation for power and control is too great, and that's why L Drago appears again and again through history. Doji even explicitly says "Whoever controls the extraordinary power of beys controls the very fate of the world itself" when monologuing during L Drago Awakens!
Similarly, Ryuga himself is cloaked in mystique for nearly the entirety of MFB; in Metal Fusion, we know very little about his past, his motivations (aside from the simple goal of wanting to be strong), or even his personality beyond his arrogance. This, combined with being the primary antagonist in season 1 and one of the canonically strongest bladers in the series, has made him a fan favorite.
Even Doji has a sort of charismatic appeal to him. He presents characters with a vision and promises it to them if they join his cause. For most recruits, this involves the promise of the power to beat Gingka (the main exception is Yu, and he is promised exciting battles and strong opponents. Thematically it actually makes sense that Yu is the only one of the Dark Nebula bladers to leave and join Gingka's side, as he is the only one is is not seduced by the power of raw strength, and has motivations far more pure than the other members-- that is, the joy of blading). Doji is also well dressed, well spoken, and careful about appearances; all these things draw characters towards him and make them trust him enough to join his cause. To join Doji is to make a deal with a devil in disguise, but the Dark Nebula recruits have no way to know this until it is too late.
Together, Doji, Ryuga, and L Drago all have a distinct appeal to them that draws people in; that being said, they are the villains of the show and very clearly represent the corrupting nature of power. They value power above all, and don't care who they hurt in the process of acquiring it. I'll speak later on the nuances of L Drago's influence vs the innate nature of the characters, but for now, consider them as one unit.
The Victim
A monster must have a victim, and the Dark Nebula and L Drago are no exception. Like a vampire, L Drago feeds off of the power and strength of its opponent, and once defeated, leaves them as a husk of their former selves-- drained, exhausted, and unable to do much of anything. In literature, the victims of vampires are usually young, innocent, and typically female; this is because vampires are often commentaries on exploitation and power imbalance. These themes run clearly through Metal Fusion as well.
The show depicts in no uncertain terms what happens to those who fall for the Dark Nebula's allure. Their strength is taken indiscriminately as fuel for Ryuga and L Drago, and Doji facilitates the destruction with a smile on his face. We see this with Tobio, Tetsuya, Dan, Reiki, and the Kumade brothers in The Dragon's Punishment.
This display of power is shown to Yu (and Ryutaro) specifically, and though Yu isn't one of the people to be directly 'consumed' by L Drago, he fits the bill well for a vampire's victim-- young, naive, and caught up in things he doesn't understand. And despite not being a direct victim of L Drago, he doesn't walk away from his close contact with corruption unscathed; when he escapes the Dark Nebula, he is rife with physical injury, deep seated fear and despair, and his bey itself is badly damaged (which is significant as the state of a bey is closely in line with that of the blader's spirit. This is why Poison Serpent's physical chip damage is so detrimental for its opponent's mental states).
Apart from the Dark Nebula bladers, there are 3 characters who fight Ryuga directly during the Battle Bladers tournament: Hikaru, Tsubasa, and Kyoya. The degree of their post-battle psychological impact is interestingly in line with how much they align with the archetype of a classic vampire's victim.
I'll start with Kyoya, as he is the farthest removed. Kyoya is no stranger to conflict and he, like many of the Dark Nebula bladers, is driven by the desire to beat Gingka. However, his lust for power is addressed early on in the season when he has a brush with Doji himself; during those episodes, he's driven by an obsessive need to destroy Gingka. It's only when he undergoes personal growth during that battle do his motivations crucially shift-- at the end of the episode, he no longer sees Gingka as an opponent to destroy, but instead a rival to aid in their mutual growth. By then, his character growth arc is actually mostly complete (even if his power continues to increase). The Kyoya who goes to battle Ryuga is self assured and can no means be described as innocent or helpless; he is the one who ends up putting up the strongest fight of the three (it's implied that their strength is equal; the only reason Ryuga wins in the end is because L Drago begins to take over). This is why, when we see him again in Metal Masters, he bears no real evidence of the dark power's effect. It's honestly a stretch to call him a victim at all, especially when compared to Tsubasa and Hikaru.
On the other end of the spectrum, we have Hikaru, who aligns far most closely with the archetypal victim. At first glance, Hikaru and Kyoya are similar in nature if not in actual power. Hikaru is also headstrong, passionate, and by no means helpless-- no one who made it into Battle Bladers is weak, and from her introductory episode Hikaru is a force to be feared.
Well. Or so we're meant to think.
I apologize for straying from the voice of an objective analyst for a second. I need you to believe me when I say it really really pains me to say what I'm about to say. Hikaru's fall off is genuinely one of the most upsetting things about this show to me. I love her and her character and goddammit she deserved better even if her fate makes sense thematically.
Hikaru isn't weak, but she is almost immediately outclassed after her initial win against Kenta. Kenta himself is the one to beat her in the very next episode. After that point, Hikaru does not win a single other on-screen battle for the rest of the season. For god's sake she even loses against Teru, a character who exists for like 5 episodes max.
Thus it comes as no surprise that, of all of Ryuga's opponents (after the Dark Nebula lackeys of course), she is the weakest.
It's also easy to miss Hikaru's innocence at first glance; after all, she has an intentionally cold and no-nonsense demeanor to hide her true feelings. It's only when Hikaru is training alone that the audience gets a real look at her motivations, and they are shockingly sweet. Her pursuit of strength is in service of her mother's dying wish. She made a promise as a child, and it is that childlike innocence and belief that drives her forward.
Like others, she also wants to be the best in the world, and she is willing to fight indiscriminately to get there (we see this when she is willing to fight Kenta posing as Gingka-- she doesn't care that he's just a kid, only that he is strong and defeating him will bring her closer to her goal). But beneath it all is the little girl who made the promise to her dying mother.
Unfortunately for Hikaru, this innocence further primes her to be the victim in our vampire's tale.
There is also discussion to be had on the fact that the only girl to enter Battle Bladers is the one to suffer the worst at the hands of Ryuga and L Drago. Whether or not this was intentional, the fact remains that she was sent crashing through the stadium, rendered helpless for the rest of the season (as were Kyoya and Tsubasa, but because Hikaru battles first she is out for the most episodes), and subsequently suffers such trauma from the ordeal that she gives up blading together. She isn't even given a chance to fight back before Ryuga defeats her with overwhelming strength and consumes her spirit. This could be read as an allegory for assault (and the underlying theme of sexual exploitation is seen often in literary works on vampires), but in an effort to keep the essay minimally triggering I won't speak further on this.
Tsubasa's case is a little trickier as it lies somewhere in between Kyoya and Hikaru. He's an exception to the other Dark Nebula bladers as he only joined in order to extract information on behalf of the WBBA. He wouldn't be blamed for dropping out of Battle Bladers altogether, and only battles Ryuga in a noble (if borderline self-sacrificing) move to ensure that others aren't hurt after what happened to Hikaru. Despite being a spy, he's an honest and level-headed person at heart, and battles with a cool rationality different from most others. Despite this, he is also severely victimized following the battle against L Drago. Why?
Tsubasa's backstory and personality is explored more in the second season with his descent into darkness, but we learn his own heart houses two key things that allow him to fall victim to the allure of power: a deep-seated insecurity about letting down those he cares about, and an lasting bitterness at people who are able to get ahead using underhanded methods. The dark power within him sells itself as a means to rise beyond these perceived weaknesses, and it's a struggle that lasts for much of the season.
(sorry for the lack of subtitles the subbed version for Metal Masters just isn't available even with VPN for some reason and the auto-generated ones are incomprehensible)
These insecurities are shown to stem from his childhood, and the dark power taking advantage of this is what leads to his unwinding throughout the course of Metal Masters. His arc is to reconcile the conflicting parts of his personality, but as far as his interaction with Ryuga is concerned, the damage is done. It doesn't help that Ryuga is also able to overwhelm him with strength; though Tsubasa puts up a better fight than Hikaru, it is still no question that Ryuga is stronger.
If Hikaru's spirit is broken completely and Kyoya's is functionally unscathed, Tsubasa's can be argued to have fractured during this battle, and the exploration into his psyche later on also shows how he overcomes this trauma and is stronger after the fact.
All of Ryuga and L Drago's victims suffer in different ways but the thing they all have in common is this: at the end of their battle, they are defeated and their spirits used to make L Drago stronger. Just as a vampire drinks blood from its victim to replenish its life, L Drago uses others' spirits as fuel to increase its own power.
There are two victims I have yet to talk about though: Doji, and Ryuga himself.
Doji is simply a victim to the power he helped create. In his devotion to Ryuga's rise to power, he forgot about the very thing he told Yu: under the Emperor, all others are equal. He thought because of his position as a loyal servant, he would be spared and he and Ryuga would rise to the top together. However, Ryuga discards him the second he stops being useful and shows weakness. It is poetic justice to see the very power Doji weaponized and directly nurtured be the thing that defeated him in the end. It plays right into the central theme as well-- that unchecked power is a corrupting force that spares no one.
(The three dragons and Doji's helpless posture here mirrors that of Hikaru in her battle-- another neat detail that really hammers in the karmic nature of Doji's demise).
Ryuga's case differs from Doji, though. Unlike Doji, Ryuga was the one actually wielding L Drago and therefore directly suffering the corrupting force of the dark power contained within. We know that L Drago takes the negativity of a person and amplifies it, and we see this change happen in Ryuga as the season goes on. When he steals the bey with Doji, he is arrogant, yes, but does not have a god complex. He is also callous and mean, but not cruel until he gets his hands on the bey itself. When he first picks up the crystal, he explicitly says that he's aware of the power sucking him in and even looks alarmed, but his desire for power causes him to take the bey anyway.
By the end of his battle with Ryo, he's already condescending Ryo for being too weak to fight against him. When he sees Gingka in L Drago Awakens! he intentionally insults Ryo to Gingka's face as a cruel way to provoke him. By the time Battle Bladers happens, he truly believes himself to be infallible.
In fact, he plays so neatly into L Drago's hands that it's only when he's in danger of losing to Kyoya do we realize that Ryuga isn't fully in control. In fact, Ryuga himself is consumed by L Drago before the match with Kyoya even ends. Again, in a scene that hauntingly mirrors Hikaru's, his own bey deems him too weak and turns on him. Just as Ryuga had discarded everyone weaker than him up until this point (including Doji), L Drago decided that Ryuga was too weak to continue, and pushes him aside, taking his power and his body to continue fighting in the name of world domination. It happens so suddenly that everyone, including Kyoya, Gingka, and his friends can only watch on in horror as it happens. They don't comprehend it until the final battle with Gingka, but this was the moment that Ryuga was lost and L Drago had fully taken control.
It's a clear violation of Ryuga's autonomy. It's unclear if Ryuga is aware of what's going on-- I'd argue that he is, as he has not fully changed into the monstrous form we see in the following episode, and even when he has transformed, Gingka is able to get through to him. L Drago consuming Ryuga and assuming control of his body is even more disturbing when recalling that a bey is supposed to be a blader's partner; this makes it clear that L Drago held the cards all along, and the relationship between it and Ryuga was never equal. To L Drago, Ryuga was always a means to an end. In other words, a thing to be used.
Kyoya's defeat is the most gruesome because he is L Drago's victim, not Ryuga's. If there was ever any doubt as to this fact, the animation makes it clear: Ryuga no longer appears human, and it's a head of L Drago that pierces Kyoya's chest and drains his energy.
Ryuga, for all his cruelty and pride, was not the type of person to hurt a fellow blader in the way that happens to Kyoya. In the end, he fell victim to L Drago just as much as the rest of them, and that is why it is so important that Ryuga also be saved in the final episode.
It's bitter irony that Ryuga says this line, when the real trap all along was L Drago's promise of power. Ryuga's arrogance causes him to fall for it hook, line, and sinker.
With the final two victims in mind, the thematic narrative is complete. Everyone who comes into contact with Lightning L Drago suffers for it. It draws people in with its mystique and the promise of strength, and then hungrily consumes the spirits of every blader it meets-- including its own master-- in order to make itself stronger. Lightning L Drago represents the simultaneously attractive and corrupting nature of extreme power. It's a force of destruction, and left devastation in its wake. It is a very small, very evil, left spinning little vampire.
Thanks for reading as always! I haven't yet looked ahead at the next chapter-- I try not to read them until I've finished the previous analysis. I hope this one was worth the wait. My personal life is busy as always but I love this little side hobby so much.
Want to read more? Chapter 1 Chapter 2
#the chapter on this topic in HTRLLAP goes into a lot of depth about non-literal vampires and other monsters#but frankly between med school and my upcoming usmle exam#i've chosen not to veer too far away from the metaphor of vampires themselves.#speaking of which it's like 2 am i need to go to bed i have an exam in like 7 hours that i have not even attempted studying for#HTRMFBLAP#beyblade#beyblade metal fight#mfb#ryuga beyblade#doji beyblade#yu tendo#hikaru hasama#tsubasa otori#metal fight beyblade#beyblade metal fusion#beyblade metal saga#character analysis#media analysis#beyblade analysis
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fusion reborn is a movie abt vegeta realizing hes bisexual and coming to terms with that
#dragon ball#i love fusion reborn so much#if not a metaphor for coming out why metaphor shaped?#gogeta may or may not be a metaphor for queerness#vegeta crying over relying on goku is so sad tbh#my bisexual wife *sobs*
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One thing I really love about Steven Universe is how unapologetically, casually queer it is
no character has to “come out.” Ruby and Sapphire are a power couple, Pearl clearly has deep, long standing, romantic feelings for Rose and crushes on a pink haired cool lady. These feelings and relationships are treated just as normally as Greg’s relationship with Rose (of course, as normally as they could be portrayed in the 2010s). They just ARE. They just exist. It’s just so refreshing and nice to watch.
I also love having such a variety of interesting fem-presenting characters. I want to draw all of them, haha!
#I know this has been said a million times already but never by ME#I know SU isn’t perfect#but what show is?#I love it a lot#Steven universe#also the music itches my brain#and like. perhaps homeworld gems’ aversion to fusion is a metaphor for homophobia#but it’s not a one to one metaphor ya know? it is just different enough where it feels not exclusively about wlw characters#the fantasy element helps there
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had to go digging through yt videos because i didn’t get any screenshots of them during my playthrough (so pardon the quality) but i’m thinking so hard about the implications of these bits of optional dialogue




there’s a real conversation to be had about if traditional ghosts truly exist in universe or if it’s just magic at work but also. will being genuinely spooked by the possibility of ghosts is actually a new brand of silly-
#dude sees horrors beyond mortal comprehension and yet isn’t as surprised#doesn’t freak out over the archetype thing or the fact that he kinda was a ghost of sorts#doesn’t even freak out post prince fusion thingy#but he draws the line at actual ghosts#i love him#shantien rambles#metaphor#metaphor spoilers
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I remember back in 2011, I was taking a Comparative Literature class in college and the professor was talking about all the idiomatic expressions and metaphors used to describe sex and how they were all violent, warlike. Nailed, banged, screwed, smashed, destroyed, pounded, broken in, etc. Someone scores, someone loses their virginity. It's a battle to be won or lost. He challenged us to try to think of a metaphor for sex that was nonviolent and egalitarian.
I timidly raised my hand and offered, "A dance?" The professor shut me down pretty quickly, scoffing, "When was the last time you heard anyone use dancing in that context?"
Anyway, Steven Universe came out a couple years later
#steven universe#fusion#also i think some ppl use 'horizontal tango' so fuck that guy lmao#tales from comp lit#steven universe meme#sexuality#idioms#metaphor#comparative literature#literature#media
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nothing sums up the shit side of cartoon fandom like how they hear creators from the 90s and 2000s talk about sneaking dirty jokes past the censors and celebrate it, but hear creators from the 2010s onwards talk about sneaking the characters being queer past the censors and act like that's wrong
#personal crap#to be clear i'm not saying putting dirty jokes in kid's shows is wrong but giving adults a chuckle at something not for them#isn't as important or good as showing kids there's nothing wrong with being queer#sorry i may have just seen someone in the year of our lord 2024 bitching about su 'using fusion as a metaphor for sex on a kid's show'#not only are you proving my theory that all su haters basically have the same half a dozen bad takes repeated over and over#you're gonna be so mad when you find out about that disney short where girls and trans people are buying pads
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If I make lady Amelia a dragon in the blue sword/temeraire fusion, that immediately changes Harry's whole attitude towards her new life at the Residency.
In the book she's happy to be here but mind-numbingly bored. She's spent the last, what, five years? Longer? Co-managing a whole entire manor house with her father. And now her only job is Guest in someone else's house.
Dragon Amelia is THRILLED to finally have a gentlewoman at the Residency. Harry immediately gets to make herself useful doing the Lady of the House things that Amelia can't do.
Bonus:
Harry hosts the meeting between Charles and Corlath. She's there the whole time. She gets to SEE Charles being a colonialist ass and Corlath vibrating with about-to-set-this-house-on-fire rage, so Harry knows what she's getting into when she argues with Corlath later.
Story difficulty:
the outrageous flirting between Harry and Jack may have to change settings if she's hosting the parties at the the Residency. I still want to include it somewhere because the dynamic is fascinating.
#temeraire#temeraire fusion#damar#the blue sword#although I just had the thought:#if corlath witnesses said outrageous flirting#it would add yet another layer to his#'what kind of guy kidnaps a woman away from her nice life#because the magic says so#and then falls in love with her??' breakdown#she's got a man back home!#seeing jack right next to Harry when he's about to publicly propose#almost makes his courage fail him#meanwhile jack is right next to Harry with metaphorical popcorn#because he's clocked that Harry's in love and is so here for this#(he also said 'Corlath eh?'#harry may or may not have hit him with a shoe#and told him to go bother dick and kentarre#)#The other question is 'do i make Jack a dragon?'#First dragon army officer promoted to daria b/c the Admiralty#Doesn't know what to do with him
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i don't like lapidot fusions because it just defeats the point of their character, lapis has trauma from fusion and peridot is just not into it
#they're both arospec. to me.#i don't think fusion is inherently a metaphor for romance but i think in their case it could be
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i just think that dnf being cosmically intertwined is just a reallyneat thing
#and i'm going to start rambling about the way star's fusion create all we're made from becoming a metaphor to the fact we're never too far#from one human to another to note how dnf are just Tied Imposibly together so i'll just go . epp#star rambles
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Never see like… people make a human au of lapis x peridot bonding over their sexualities. In a way like, Peridot is ace/aro and Lapis is sex repulsed/ not wanting to date currently from her toxic relationship with Jasper
#like?#such a golden opportunity to explore the implications of their canon#peridot is canonically ace and Lapis doesn’t fuse again after being with Jasper#I’m not saying fusion is a metaphor for sex#or even romantic relationships#but it is canon that each fusion means something different to each gem#and it seems like peridot and lapis see fusion in a non platonic way#soooo idk#I rlly wanna see more queer platonic relationships like this dynamic#to also show like? ace and being repulsed aren’t the same but should be understood#steven universe
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Probably “master/guard dog” (Riza Hawkeye, anyone?) but I went for “host body/parasite” because I’m a huge sucker for fusion as a metaphor for queer intimacy. Steven Universe? Love it. The Locked Tomb? Inject it into my veins.
#poll#shipping#fandom#relationships#fusion as a metaphor for queer intimacy#the locked tomb#Steven universe
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Exploring the Roots of AI Creativity, One Carrot at a Time 😂
An Ode to Carrots In the garden bed, both rich and neat, Grows a carrot, orange and sweet. It stretches down where the soil is deep, While up above, green fronds do sweep. Crunchy wisdom in every bite, A snack by day, or stew by night. Root of simplicity, humble and true, It teaches patience as all things do. So, while AI learns and humans debate, The carrot just grows, unconcerned with…
#AI and storytelling#AI for creativity#AI for good#AI for the Highest Good#AI playfulness#AI poetry#AI-generated content#AI-generated verse#algorithmic art#artificial intelligence art#carrot metaphor#carrots poem#creative algorithms#creative writing with AI#digital poetry#emergent intelligence art#fun with AI#humor and AI#humorous poem#machine learning creativity#playful AI#poetic AI#poetry and AI fusion#quirky AI#technology and humor#whimsical AI
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nerd!satoru who yaps nonstop about the multiverse while you’re just trying to eat your lunch, waving his hands around dramatically as he explains the concept of alternate dimensions with half a rice ball in his mouth and crumbs stuck to the corner of his lips. who pokes at his food with a mechanical pencil because he forgot his chopsticks again, and then insists with wide eyes and a mouth half full, “technically, pencils are just wooden utensils for intellectuals.” he gets giddy over a new graphing calculator update like it’s a new iphone drop, tapping the screen like it’s a baby animal, and once dragged you into a 40-minute rant about ant communication hierarchies while you were just brushing your teeth, half-asleep and mouth foaming with toothpaste.
he has no less than ten tabs open at all times—reddit conspiracy theories, physics forums, a paused youtube video on quantum tunneling, a spreadsheet titled “do cats defy newton’s laws?”, a google doc labeled “reasons why kissing might be a form of molecular alignment,” and none of it has anything to do with the assignment he’s supposed to be doing. he zones out during lectures, doodling black hole spirals, equations shaped like hearts, and cats in lab coats in the margins of his notes. once, he drew you holding hands with a worm in a bowtie and captioned it “me and my universe.” somehow still manages to get top marks every single time, even though he once turned in an assignment with a greasy fry stain in the corner because he used it as a napkin in the library mid-cram session.
he mutters the weirdest things under his breath like “i feel like a misaligned proton today” or “the moon’s energy was too sarcastic last night” and you just blink at him like🧍♀️while sipping your drink. he wears mismatched socks on purpose and says, “it’s a metaphor for duality.” has five alarms labeled “wake up genius,” “ur gonna flunk,” “your girlfriend will leave you,” “pls satoru,” and “EMERGENCY: CUTE, PRETTY AND SCORCHINGLY HOT GIRL WAITING” and still manages to sleep through all of them unless you call him. his glasses? perpetually smudged, held together with washi tape. his notebooks? an unholy fusion of complicated theorems, grocery lists, pressed flowers, cat doodles, love notes to you, and a page just titled “top 10 reasons why my girlfriend is cuter than entropy.”
his laptop is a biohazard—dusty, overworked, full of files like “time_is_an_illusion_final_FINAL_reallyfinal_actuallyfinal.pptx” and “uRwrong_iMright.docx.” the case is covered in anime stickers, tiny equations, stars drawn with glitter pen, and a wrinkled polaroid of you sticking your tongue out that he keeps taped on like it’s a sacred relic. he listens to lo-fi while studying and pauses every few minutes just to sigh dreamily and whisper, “this part sounds like you looking at me for the first time.”
and yet… he’s so fine it’s borderline illegal. tall, messy white hair that sticks up in all directions and defies every known force of nature, ice-blue eyes that melt when they look at you, and a cocky little smile that makes your chest hurt even when he says things like, “do you think our cells are spiritually linked?” he doesn’t even try to be charming—he just is, like he spawned with a flirt trait.
you fw it. you fw him. every unfiltered ramble, every hyperactive explanation about wormholes or why he thinks bees are secretly time travelers. the way his voice speeds up when he’s excited, and how his hands start waving like he’s conducting an invisible orchestra of nerdiness. you don’t even bother trying to follow every word—you’re just watching him, heart doing somersaults, because he’s so beautiful when he’s passionate. and the fact that you never laugh at him? only ever smile and let him go on? yeah. that cracked his emotional firewall a long time ago.
so now he’s all sunshine and sparkles around you. a literal bundle of joy. grinning at his phone like a middle schooler when you text him “lol ok.” kicking his feet while giggling, voice memos full of stuff like “what if we held hands inside a particle accelerator 😳👉👈” sent at 2:13 a.m., followed by three minutes of him wheezing into a pillow. he calls you his “favorite constant,” even if you don’t get the joke. and if you do? he twirls his hair, blushes, and stares at you like you just split the atom and made it cute.
he makes playlists named “gravity got nothing on how hard i fell for you,” draws you in lab coats saying “ur the thesis to my hypothesis,” keeps your photo in his pencil case and shows it to random people like “this is my girlfriend. she understands my quantum jokes.” if they blink weirdly, he’ll just smile and say, “it’s okay, not everyone gets theoretical perfection.”
being loved by you makes him goo. makes his neurons do the macarena. you make all his bizarre little pieces light up like neon signs. you walked into his strange little world and said “yeah, i’ll stay,” and now he’s rearranging every cosmic thread to make sure it’s perfect for you. adds fairy lights. labels his notebooks “our theories.” buys matching pens. you made his chaos feel like a cozy little planet. he buys you plushies shaped like atoms and puts your name in the acknowledgements of his lab reports. tells people “she’s the reason the data graphs came out prettier.”
nerd!satoru who’s helplessly, hopelessly, tooth-rottingly in love with you. who grabs your hand mid-ramble just to feel you close. who brings you hot cocoa and explains entropy like it’s a bedtime story. who kisses your forehead and tells you “you’re my favorite anomaly in this whole universe.”
and he thanks you—not in grand declarations, but in the quiet moments: when he scoots closer to you without saying a word, when he tugs on your sleeve with glassy eyes after a long day, when he looks at you after an hour of nerding out like you built the whole galaxy just to hear him talk.
his world was spinning way too fast. then you walked in and gave it gravity. and now he orbits you—and he’s never been happier to revolve around anything in his life.
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Honestly the transfem Samus Aran headcanon makes the SA-X from Fusion much more poignant.
She's being stalked by a disgusting parasite with her exact image. Her exact body. A violent, alien reflection. It's several levels of metaphor. It's dysphoria. It's internalized transmysoginy, the predator shaped like her. What is she turning into? Does she really want to be like that? But the one that is most chilling to me is: if this inhuman monster can convincingly perform Samus Aran, and therefore womanhood, what exactly makes her claim to womanhood more legitimate than that of a monster?
And she kills it. Because she's motherfucking Samus Aran. Because she's motherfucking Samus Aran. Because under the suit, she's a person, while the parasite is nothing more than a weapon, created by the social system she exists in to use in war. It resembles her in shape, but not in actions. It is a lie. Consider that if it truly was her equal, she wouldn'be helpless against it for most of the game. She wouldn't be its victim up to finding the material resources to fight back and survive. Again: the reason they're not truly alike is that she's a person and it is a weapon.
The SA-X is an attack helicopter.
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