#fvhqhh

[jaxdcnn-blog]

that's bovine fecal matter but you're insanely problematic and it's enjoyable to watch so keep it up

honesty hour. join the fun !!

         “ yeah. alright. “

[ofcharlics-blog]

name three crushes at fv, not including wren

honest hour. join the fun !!

        “ telling me to pick my crushes and not pick wren is like telling me to pick my favorite pizza topping but don’t pick cheese. what am i left with ?? i work at a mall in san diego, i see hot faces all damn day. i could literally list everyone off and it wouldn’t be a lie. but listen, man. i got someone who waits for me at home with some nice doggos and calls me darling. like that’s top notch crush status right there. all the hot guys in the world seem kinda bland when you can just sit down and share a meal with someone, ya know?  

but i’ll give you some names — farida, blaise, and emmery. those girls are art. actualy paintings in real life. i would never take ‘em to bed but i respect their beauty a lot. how’s that. can you be happy with that answer? “

[saskicss-blog]

voicemail

send “voicemail” to hear my muse’s drunken voice messages they leave on your muse’s phone

‘ i got your voicemail... again. i knew i would ! i don’t know what i’d do if you picked up. i just wanted to talk to you, although actually i want you to talk to me. because i didn’t... you just... i MISS you, jam jar. ’

[ofsahcras-blog]

Sugary Carnival, Milky Planet, Rose Toilette, Vanilla-chan

angelic pretty questions. accepting!

sugary carnival: have you ever been considered popular?

“no, never. i mean, i had my few amount of friends, but i was never popular to that extent.”

milky planet: besides earth, which planet would you come from?

“pluto, because even though it’s technically not a planet anymore, pluto is the god of the underworld and of wealth. and well, that sounds a lot like me.”

rose toilette: what is your signature perfume?

“i wouldn’t call it my signature, but i’m currently using viktor & rolf’s flowerbomb.”

whimsical vanilla-chan: what pets do you have/want to have?

“back home, my dad had a german shepherd named bones, but i would love to get a maltipoo if i could ever get my hands on one.”

[enzxparker]

beep

#13 - a wrong number text

iMessage to brown 🐻  : fuck no i didn’t give that crazy broad my number! what do you think!? i’m fucking nuts? no wayiMessage to brown 🐻  : oh shit … my bad, brown. wrong number lmfaoiMessage to brown 🐻  : i’m not a total asshole, alright? but that chick was srsly nuts, can’t be getting involved with all that 

— ! send “BEEP” for a random text

[jaxdcnn-blog]

just slightly messy of you to write a song for farida confessing your love for her and then telling honey who happens to be her cousin that you love her and want to be with her lol yikesssss

honesty hour. join the fun !!

          “ you really don’t know anything that’s going on, huh?  firstly, farida and i were terrible for each other, and that song was all about that. it was not a love song. secondly, honey and i have known each other for close to a decade. she’s one of my closest friends and the way i’ve felt about her has been that way for a very long time. life’s fucking messy, man. deal with it. “

[jcmeson-blog]

rank all the girls uve slept with

it’s like two or three girls so i’m not going to do that. they’re all beautiful and great. so next.

[celenes-blog1]

who'd you cheat on jamie with? and how did he find out?

“this is completely and utterly none of your business. the person is irrelevant, and... i simply confessed. i couldn’t keep something like that going with someone as special, like i would any other guy. the reprecussions of it are probably going to impact me for a long time, i... anyway.”

[saskicss-blog]

☂

send me a ☂ for three tweets from my muse directed at your muse

@sassybrowne: [16:35] ok but u don’t know the full story@sassybrowne: [18:17] when everyone is spreading shit :))) n u cant tell the person :))) that it’s all shit :)))) luv x@sassybrowne: [02:54] why do i get so many calls off of fucking ppi but none from u ?????

[ofsahcras-blog]

edgar

shakespearean character ask meme. accepting!

edgar: do you want to make your family proud?

“in my dad’s eyes, i already have. sure, i didn’t take the normal route and just go to college, but i found myself -- or, part of myself. i’m still young, and there are still a lot of avenues that i can pursue if i choose to do so. i made my family proud by being self sufficient, which is what my dad always wanted for me.”

[ofcharlics-blog]

fmk - jason, saskia, wren

honest hour. join the fun !!

       “ you really make this tough on a guy, huh?   well first off, i think it’s unfair you though a woman into this. you know what i’m going to give her. but i also don’t like kill, ya know? so how about we use exile-- like, boot off the island. that sounds better. but--- i’m fucked no matter what i pick so you’re not getting a peep out of me. “

[kcrina-blog1]

dinner with jamie??? you think he's interested? he is so freaking cute

━ HONESTY DAY !

“ hey there, president of jamie’s fan club, glad you could make it. he’s alright. i really wish he’d shower more often, but i dunno’ if i’m asking for too much. someone needs to tell him that dipping his hair in the ocean doesn’t actually wash it. but yeah, cute. i bet he’s interested in dinner. s’just food. he literally never says no to that. ”

[enzxparker]

beep

#17 - a comforting text

iMessage to pembroke 📚  : i’d be pissed if i got such a low grade after all of the work you put into that paper too, but listen to me:iMessage to pembroke 📚  : fuck that professoriMessage to pembroke 📚  : if you want me to beat his ass i will, no questions asked iMessage to pembroke 📚  : you’re way smarter than that grade reflects and none of the bs is taking away from that

— ! send “BEEP” for a random text

[jaxdcnn-blog]

do u and griffin like to share fucks

honesty hour. join the fun !!

          “ it’s so gross to think about man, we’re gonna make sure it doesn’t happen again. trust in that.   griff’s a good guy and all but i don’t want to think about our dicks having been in the same place. no thanks. “

[ishaans-blog]

beep

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

26: a long text

ishaan: dude do you know how we have clocks? first of all why do we have them if time is just an illusion and means nothing? and then who THE FUCK set the first clock? and how the fuck did they know the time? like whaaaat? it’s so weird that someone just..made a clock like bruh