#get jiggy with it jeff

[funkymunkybusiness]

[hangarsliquides]

saw ranking i binged them all again

one > six > two > four > five > three > spiral > jigsaw > 3d

saw 1 at the top. the forerunner. the patient zero, james wan played god and saw was his Light. i had to pay my respects to it and also Adam Stanheight is in it, one of the best characters period. living breathing memorable quote machine. the most cohesive one, one of the better law enforcement plots, the ending... i don't have to talk about it, we all know how iconic it is. i'll just say leigh whannell's scream still sends chills up my spine.

saw 6 had the best spectacle, best traps, great cinematography, also amanda's in it. the last bang for the franchise before the next three movies after it didn't reach anywhere near its caliber, let alone like... saw 5's caliber. the ending is iconic. i'm disappointed that william didn't survive and it would have been interesting for him to be the only main game subject to live ( i'm indirectly declaring saw 3d non-canon). but rodrick heffley did kill a man so atleast i can walk away with this tidbit of information to share to unknowing fools who never saw this franchise. the scene with THE HOFFMANATOR and the voice descrambler was the most fucking stressed i felt during a movie since i saw rob zombie's halloween 2 i was fucking Sick. even though I knew what was going to happen. bravo greutert

saw 2 was a better follow-up than some ppl give it credit for even though it's also the one where the participants get a little stupider. addison's trap was such a perfect example of this, but can i be mad at it? no. because the first time i saw it i guffawed so loudly. im pretty sure my friends are scared of my sick sense of humor. anyways this is the only film where we get to see john kramer in action where he's not in a flashback or immobilized state, and he's a glorious cunt to watch. my deeply self-delusional serial killer blorbo. donnie wahlberg is so fun to watch. he's so angry. all the nerve gas house participants are also pretty fun to watch even though they're all blank slates with one max personality trait i love them. obi tate i will never forget you and your 5 minutes of screentime... love you honey...

saw 4 is funnier than people give it credit for. a lot of this series is, actually. legendary transitions. eric matthews befriends a little rat friend. introduces THE HOFFMANATOR properly. rigg's addiction to going through doors. every bizarre twist in the last fifteen minutes. an entire potential arc from the last movie getting cut short abruptly by strahm shooting one of the worst characters in the franchise to death. i would pick this for a movie night with the boys

saw 5 has also plenty of funny moments. the fatal five's game becomes a really mean comedy with how they simply refuse to work together as a team. even though it was glaringly obvious from the tapes that they were supposed to. mallick's actor overplays his part and its magnificent. more THE HOFFMANATOR action. strahm performs a tracheotomy on himself to escape a trap and he sounds funny for the rest of the film.

saw 3 was carried by bahar soomekh and especially shawnee smith Period. jeff completely drags it down. otherwise it'll be higher. justice for amanda young and allison kerry. i think i would have connected with saw 4 more in a genuine way if kerry was being tested.

spiral, similarly to saw 3, has chris rock dragging down everything. he feels like a pretty stiff actor. luckily he's more bearable to watch than jeff or bobby. that said, having the bousmaniac back at the helm brought back some of the extremely bizarre editing choices that fuel this series' trademark humor. the shaking camera shot that looks like it was made by a rookie in sony vegas pro... chef's kiss mwah.

jigsaw is legitimately bad. weak cast of characters which these movies always have but this cast is weaker than usual. i don't remember anything about halloran and logan except corrupt cop and ex military jiggy apprentice respectively. i dont remember what kind of personality eleanor has. i don't tgink i was paying attention to this half the time except for the barn game which also wasn't super good

saw 3d... the opening trap (misogynistic implications aside), the horsepower trap and THE HOFFMANATOR were the only Really good moments. the new gibson guy is one of the best actors which i mean that he's one of the worst actors. bizarre lines, even more bizarre delivery. the bobby plotline is the worst main game bar none and the only one in the series i would genuinely call torture porn. i can take away some element of humor from jeff being slow ass motherfucker but not this. the traps aren't intriguing enough. the trap involving a woman having to not make a peep at all is so Subtle. and joyce did NOT deserve that. i still don't know how to feel about gordon being an accomplice... i don't know how to make it make sense for his character and his development...

[paulodebargelove]

Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It    February 28, 1998 - 27 Years Ago Today: Will Smith debuted at No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart with his single, "Gettin' Jiggy With It." The single began a three-week run at No. 1 on March 14, 1998 and became Smith's second solo Hot 100 entry as well as his second No. 1 single. The single samples "He's The Greatest Dancer" by Sister Sledge, "Sang And Dance" by The Bar-Kays and "Love Rap" by Spoonie Gee. Songwriting credits go to Sam Barnes, Bernard Edwards, Joe Robinson, Nile Rodgers and Smith. From 1986-93, Smith was one-half of D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince and scored eight Hot 100 singles including five Top 40's which included four gold and one Platinum single. His solo success began in 1997 and he has since scored nine Hot 100 singles which includes seven Top 40's, four Top Tens and three No. 1's. "Getting' Jiggy With It," earned Smith a Grammy for Best Rap Solo.

[thisisyourdriverspeaking]

Another day. Another Indy 500 themed playlist. Onto the 1998 edition Enjoy 😊

Billy Boat (Car 11) - Montell Jordan ft Master P & Silkk The Shocker - Let's Ride

Greg Ray (Car 97) - David Kersh - If I Never Stop Loving You

Kenny Brack (Car 14) - Madonna - Frozen

Tony Stewart (Car 1) - Mariah Carey - My All

Robbie Buhl (Car 3) - Janet Jackson ft Blackstreet - I Get Lonely

Sam Schimdt (Car 99) - Rufus Blaq - Out Of Sight (YO)

Scott Sharp (Car 8) - Xscape - The Arms Of The One Who Loves You

Davey Hamilton (Car 6) - Mya & Sisqo - It's All About Me

Roberto Guerrero (Car 21) - Third Eye Blind - How It's Going To Be

Scott Goodyear (Car 4) - Shania Twain - You're Still The One

Buddy Lazier (Car 91) - M:G - Sweet Honesty

Mark Dismore (Car 28) - Master P ft Sons Of Funk - I Got The Hook Up!

JJ Yeley (Car 44) - Usher - You Make Me Wanna

Marco Greco (Car 16) - Destiny's Child - No, No, No

Jack Miller (Car 40) - Beenie Man - Who Am I

John Paul Jr (Car 81) - Davina - Come Over To My Place

Eddie Cheever (Car 51) - S.O.A.P. - This Is How We Party

Buzz Calkins (Car 12) - Marcy Playground - Sex And Candy

Andy Michner (Car 17) - Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy With It

Jim Guthrie (Car 53) - Garbage - Push It

Robby Unser (Car 52) - JD ft Da Brat - The Party Continues

Jack Hewitt (Car 18) - Silk-E Fyne ft Chill - Romeo And Juliet

Steve Knapp (Car 55) - Elton John - Recover Your Soul

Donnie Beechler (Car 98) - Mono - Life In Mono

Johnny Unser (Car 9) - K-Ci & JoJo - All My Life

Jimmy Kite (Car 7) - Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply

Jeff Ward (Car 35) - Canibus - Second Round K.O.

Arie Luyendyk (Car 5) - Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back)

Stan Wattles (Car 19) - The Lox ft DMx & Lil' Kim - Money, Power & Respect

Raul Boesel (Car 30) - Luke ft No Good But So Good - Raise The Roof

Stephan Gregoire (Car 77) - Rockell - In A Dream

Mike Groff (Car 10) - Public Announcement - Body Bumpin' Yippee-Yi-Yo

Billy Roe (Car 33) - Voices Of Theory - Say It

Link to the playlist 😊

[idkfitememate]

FNAF SONG EDITION (my favorites part ms of the songs)

Stuck Inside - Black Gryph0n, The Living Tombstone, Kevin Foster

He is here, he is here, I'd recognize him anywhere

That purplish figure was bigger and quicker than me

And then I thought I was dreaming, he looked like a demon

And I remember bleeding and screaming

And thinking nobody could hear me

For what he did to me, he's gonna die (die)

The others agree, he needs to die (die)

We'll never be free until he dies (dies)

Five lives

Gone before their time, now they're sustaining me (yikes)

It's okay, I'll be fine, not sure I survived

I don't think that I died, I'm only half alive (yikes)

It's alright, I'll be fine, stuck inside

Die In a Fire - The Living Tombstone, Eile Monty, Orko

It's almost over, why can’t you just let it fly ?

Don't be afraid, it's not the first time you'll die

Your mechanical parts click, sounds like when I broke your bones

Once I get my second chance, I won't leave you alone, oh yeah

I hope you die in a fire

Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart

Hope you'll get shot and expire

Hope you'll be taken apart

I hope you die in a fire

Stay Calm - Grifinilla, Jeff Burgess

There's a ghost in the machine

Stay calm, stay calm

They are watching through the screen

Stay calm, stay calm

They just might drive me crazy

Hit me !

I Can't Fix You - The Living Tombstone, Crusher-P

This is what happens when you leave it to somebody/someone else

If you want it done right, you should just do it yourself

You oversaturate your world with nothing but machines

You might make everyone happy, but you're dead inside just like me

And now we're here at a standstill

I wonder if you feel

The kind of pain that rips your insides out

That's something I know all about

Shocking, ain't it ?

We have a lot more in common

Than you would be calm with

It's like we're the same person, me and you

We both don't know we can do

Is it because I can't be her ?

Make your mistakes and make me hurt

I can't fix you

-🦝anon

Brother I ain’t got any themed video game songs so ima just do regular ones-

CW & TW!!!! IM REALLY JUST ADDING THESE AS A FORMALITY AT THIS POINT BUT STILL DONT WANNA TAKE THE CHANCE!!!

SIU - MARETU

The stench of deathly hardships radiate

From you, who stumble so endearingly, so pitifully

To you, who kowtow so subserviently, so destitute,

This may come as a rather pathetic excuse

The workplace you’ve been dispatched to

Was created haphazardly in the first place

Well, it’s a shame

What should we do with everything now?

Hey, it’s about time you realize

How the workings of the world are all rooted in unclear principles that no one really knows

But wait, this might actually be adequate?

Or is it not enough?

Every child in this world, no matter whose

Has their fate sealed by the lottery of birth

If you lose the lottery

Then there is only loneliness and powerlessness ahead

THIS IS LIFE (WOW)

Love, to the worst of the victims

Love, to the worst of the victims

Love, to the worst of the victims

Love, to the worst of the victims

I want to offer them love, but

SUCK IT UP

SUCK IT UP

SUCK IT UP

SUCK IT UP

愛らしく、哀しく躓く あなたから

匂い立つ死の艱苦

慎ましく、つましくぬかづく あなたには

申し訳ない言い訳

そもそも創はじめは投げやり

…に創られたあなたの派遣先よ

まあ色々残念だ

諸々、いかんせんな

そろそろ気付いて 有耶無耶

…に決められたこの世のくまぐまに

いやこれでも十分か？

それとも不十分か？

人の子も どの子も

生まれが総て

宝籤くじ外せば

孤独と無力

THIS IS LIFE (WOW)

最低の犠牲者に愛を

最低の犠牲者に愛を

最低の犠牲者に愛を

最低の犠牲者に愛を

差し上げたいけど、

SUCK IT UP

SUCK IT UP

SUCK IT UP

SUCK IT UP

Sex With a Ghost - Teddy Hyde

I'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs

I'm getting busy with a bad perfume

I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug

I'm making friction with a sad vacuum

I'm getting jiggy with a rifle

I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed

Hoping to hit you somewhere vital

And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile

I'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone

She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I'm sleeping with a

Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone

She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I'm sleeping with a ghoul

Eat You - Caravan of Thieves

Cause you're my chocolate covered strawberry

Cause you're my piping hot pastry

Dreaming about the moment that I own you

Love you to the bone

Cause you're my vicious but delicious cheat

A heart attack lip smacking sweet

I don't deserve you either way I'll serve you

Finally I got the nerve

I go hungry every night

Not this time around

I'm gonna eat you, you're my desire

I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire

I'm gonna eat you, cook and defeat you

I'm gonna breathe you in my lungs and make you mine

Yandere - Jazmin Bean

I don't know, I just like you

And anyone who gets in the way, honey

Might get a handful of some shit

Or stay heavy-hearted

I know we all want one

That's not my fucking problem

Stay near

And you'll have nothing to fear

This might get a little messy, I'm sure

Heads rolling for the one I adore

This may become a little brutal if I'm honest

But it's any-anything for you my dear, I promise

You know I like you

And anyone who gets in my way, darling

Might get a handful of some shit

Or stay heavy-hearted

Because it's cut-throat

To anyone who comes close

Be mine

And everything will be fine

This might get a little messy, I'm sure

Heads rolling for the one I adore

This may become a little brutal if I'm honest

But it's any-anything for you my dear, I promise

Shoulder Boulders - S3RL

Stop staring at my boobs

Tits, knockers, double D's

Fun bags, hooters, chest puppies

Boobs, melons, jubblies

Chesticles, mammaries

Milk jugs, big breasts

Shoulder boulders on your chest

Bounce 'em, shake 'em, flash 'em too

Stop staring at my boobs

[tybysis]

3:27 pm

Hey Ty! 

I haven’t written in a while, but I told Kitty to journal, so I will too! 

It’s been about a year or so it’s time for some big catch up. Oh boy. 

So, firstly what I will mention is that I was right - I did not do Light Brigade this season. I was on and off about it, but then Jahleel died. Jiggy was my cousin, the one born less than a year before me. He was… a big part of a lot of my childhood memories, but we grew apart. He went into the military as almost all my cousins did, and I stopped seeing him. We used to always meet up at my grandma’s place when we were younger, spent whole summers there just hanging out, but once we hit high school that just stopped happening. I remember getting updates through mom-mom - Jahleel got a girlfriend, he knocked his girlfriend up, he was in the military, he was overseas, he got a new girlfriend, he got married, etc - but I only talked to him after high school once - my grandpa’s funeral because he was overseas and someone handed me the phone while he was being facetimed. Me, being me, was awkward as hell. I didn’t want to be handed no damn phone, but I was. I asked how he was, and he said “...it’s rough out here. But how are you?” and I said “good” and then I handed the phone off to someone else who wanted it. I think about that a lot. 

In September, just as I got to a Light Brigade spin camp, Auntie Val called me in tears and told me that they found Jahleel’s body. I was so completely caught off guard. I parked the car and just kind of was like… okay. She just wanted to make sure I didn’t get blindsided by the news, she wanted to make sure someone told me, and then she hung up. Auntie Val is not Jahleel’s ma, that’s Auntie Corine, but clearly she was not in any state to be making calls. 

Now, I got no more details. I went to the spin camp, but it felt… off. I thought about how many things I’ve missed because of guard, how many baby showers, birthday parties, weddings, things I was invited to but had prior commitments to Light Brigade, for EIGHT YEARS, it sort of all cumulated. Plus, because I explained that there was a family emergency and that I’d be keeping my phone on me to Ms. Shiela, some random bitch sat where I always sit. Just to the left of Nelly in the middle. And when I was like “hey, that’s where I sit” she was just like “Well, Nelly said I could sit here, so.” And I was just like “...okay.” and sat further into the corner. 

Stacey was also there, and she was revealed to be the dance instructor for the season. I… abhor Stacey. I’ve never really liked her, and apparently it showed on my face whenever she opened her mouth because Jeff kept being like “Kay your FACE” under his breath. 

Then, they changed an across the floor I had memorized and I was just like… no. No. I can’t be here anymore. And I told Ms. Shiela and went home. I tried to call my Auntie Corine during the ride home, because I was afraid she was alone, but it turns out she was with his family. Which is good. But I was so concerned that she was alone in D.C. and wanted to make sure someone was taking care of her. 

At that time, I was still working as an insurance agent, which was a rough job if there ever was one. On top of the emotional drag of working at a call center, the job was very involved, and while I loved helping people, and I loved my clients, it was too much for me. I didn’t even notice how bad it got until Josh told me that maybe what I should do is take FMLA leave for a few months since I had short term disability insurance anyway. 

…So, I lived through the rest of that week somehow. Shalonda texted me to make sure I knew and I was like “...yeah, but I got no details” so we made a time to talk after we were both off work. Shalonda explained that she didn’t know what triggered him or anything, but he went out with his friends and they were drinking, then he got home, sat in his car in the garage, and shot himself with his service pistol. 

Me: …Oh. 

Shalonda: …yeah… that’s what our cousin decided to do. So, the question we are all asking each other is… are you GOOD? 

This made me laugh. Shalonda got me the details and mom and I went to the funeral together. We got a hotel down in Virginia and went to the service, I drove the whole time. I do not do viewings as a rule - never have, never will - and so we were a little late to the service, (Shalonda texted me “not going was a good call cause it is SAD in here”) but we got there in time to hear Shalonda read the eulogy. She broke down by the end. Luckily Malcolm - her husband - was there and helped her off stage. We sat in the back. By the time the service was over - and they did a 21 gun salute, which was AWFUL by the way, because of how he died - I was ready to leave. Dad didn’t go, because he does not do funerals. Afterward, I was just thinking about how all my aunts look so much older, how I didn’t recognize my cousins’ kids, how I’d never met ANY of Jahleel’s. Right after the service everyone saw me and we hugged. Lil Mark - the eldest cousin - found me first, said he was so happy to see me, and wrapped me in a hug. He hugged me for a while. I didn’t let go until he did. As the cousin who usually lived furthest from everyone, it was nice, but I felt a bit awkward, even though I knew he needed it. Not awkward as in uncomfortable - I would let any of my cousins hug me for hours - but more that I didn’t know what to do but hold him in that moment, when to let go, or anything, but in the end it was alright. Because being with my family is a safe space. 

Sugar, Jahleel’s lil sister, the youngest cousin, hugged me and said only “We shouldn’t be meeting again like this, man.” and she’s right. From what I can tell, Sugar usually is. This is around when I started getting imposter syndrome. I stayed quiet, but off my phone, drove from the service to the reception, or whatever it’s called for funerals, and helped set up the room. Once that was done there was still so much time left, so I sat down at a table with mom. Lil Mark came and sat across the table from me. I was having trouble talking - I went nonverbal a bit since the service, understandably - but mom picked up my end of the conversation for me. She told him how I was driving now, and that I’d driven all the way down there. Lil Mark was so surprised! Because I am notoriously nervous about driving - I didn’t get my license until uh… almost a year now, with a year of driving on my permit first. 

Lil Mark went on to talk about how his eldest kid is 18 now, which is CRAZY, and showed me pictures. A bit later, it was time for everyone to get up and tell stories about Jahleel. The imposter syndrome kicked into overdrive then. I started to feel like I knew NOTHING about Jah. They told so many stories about him, how he was always happy, always had a laugh, always was trying to make sure everyone was comfortable, was a light in everyone’s life, how he was a ladies man, and I just… didn’t have any stories like that. Mom went up last, and told stories from when Jiggy and I were younger, about how when he was a lil guy and I was still in her stomach, Jiggy sat on her lap and I moved and touched him, and he was confused, and then he never sat on her lap again even after I was born. She told about how when we were younger, we had met one of mom-mom’s boyfriend - Mr. Moe - and that we waited until mom-mom had gone into the kitchen to demand Mr. Moe tell us what his intentions with our grandmother was. How we ganged up and demanded he treat our grandmother right while her back was turned. Those at least made me feel better, because for the rest of the stories, I just hadn’t been there. 

I was just kind of sitting there, even as people got food and stuff, but then Shalonda came over and hugged me and she asked me “Are you okay?” and I completely broke down. I cried like a baby, clung to her and sobbed. Like, that was my cousin too, even though I didn’t know him much when we were older. That was still my family. That was still my Jiggy. And Shalonda held me, and then Lil Mark came over, and then so did Tamikah. All my older cousins surrounded me and gave me a big group hug until I could breathe and nod that I was okay. I heard my aunts saying quietly that “It hadn’t hit her yet.” as my cousins hugged me. And, honestly? I think that hug may have saved my life. I’m so serious. I knew that I was safe, that I was surrounded by people who loved me and understood what I was feeling, that they all loved me, and that they would always love me, because they’re my family. 

After the funeral, I went home and went back to work. It sucked. This is when Josh mentioned FMLA leave, because I was not coping well. So I went on leave in October for three months, and used it to try and regulate myself and cope. Spent the first month just kind of laying there, and then just kind of got through the grief. Shalonda checked on me some, and we also you know, started texting and stuff, but then January came around and my Auntie Val got married. She invited me to the wedding, so I of course went. I got a plane ticket to Florida and went to spend time there. 

…other things happened during my leave. Before I went on leave I broke up with Josh. That was a long time coming. He was not being a good friend, or much of a friend at all, and always put me not even second or third. So, instead I said we’d break up until he could prove we could rebuild our friendship. That was in September. He did not get better. 

Over leave he did take care of me while I was grieving, and as it was his idea for me to go on leave, I will forever be thankful for that, but he just was not a good S/O, roommate, or friend to me. He was inconsiderate in a lot of small ways that made me feel bad, and the way he did not… I don’t really even want to get into it, Ty. The example I always give is that even after 5 years he still came home with food just for himself without asking me if I’d eaten, and would eat it in front of me at MY desk. Like, that is enough for all my cousins to be like “he WHAT” and that’s the summary of it all. 

Kitty came up to take care of me in January, because we were both not working, and she just laid with me and helped me survive. It was really nice. I started to feel not only loved, but actually taken care of and cherished. That is the real reason I thought I could go back to work, because Kitty made me feel safe and happy enough to get back to some semblance of normal. When Kitty left, I went to Auntie’s funeral, and it was great! 

Down in Florida I spent time with my cousins. It was awkward at first, because I didn’t really know what to do or how to be a person that would be accepted, but eventually I just had to realize that the person they wanted me to be… was ME. Like, they weren’t trying to fit me in any box, they just were happy I was there. Because again, I was the cousin that spent a lot of time at Mom-mom’s when she was in Jersey, but once she moved to Florida, no one saw me. The same is true for everyone else, though. I talked about it with Lil Mark (who did not go to the wedding, by the way) at the funeral, about how I just thought that he and Tamikah, since they lived in the same town, and his parents - my auntie Cheryl and uncle Mark - would see each other all the time, and I just didn’t get any invites. Lil Mark was adamant that that was NOT TRUE, the family just hadn’t done ANYTHING since COVID except for the random Thanksgiving that I ended up not going to at Auntie Val’s last year. Everyone felt that everyone else was spending time together, but that just wasn’t true. And we wish we had thought about it earlier, because if we had, maybe Jiggy would still be alive.

But, anyway. The wedding was a lot of fun. I got to meet my cousins’ kids, as well as Cece, a cousin I didn’t actually know I had, but was the baby mama Jahleel had that I mentioned earlier. 

Cece is really cool, she also was in the service - I am from a military family whether I like it or not - and she has a boy named Cayson. Cayson is a sweetie pie, and he is really into dinosaurs. Auntie Corine and Sugar were really good grandma/auntie to him, and he was really kind. 

Tamikah and John Marshall have three kids, Eva, who is like, out of high school now I think? Idk. She was one who I was kind of awkward with because I didn’t want her to think I was judging her or anything and I am just quiet in general. Next is John Marshall Jr, who they call Shink. Shink is a ball of energy, and he can talk about ANYTHING. I love Shink, okay. I love everything he talks about. He told me about how his favorite number is 18, how he wants to play professional football, how his best friend at school put up his middle finger and so John Marshall did too, because he didn’t know what it meant, but now that he knows, he won’t do it anymore. Big John Marshall and Tamikah were tired of him talking because he’ll just talk and talk and talk, but I thought it was delightful. 

Lastly, they have Reign, who is still very very small. She is running around, but still wearing the shoes that slip on easy, if that makes sense. She is a precious lil one, and a happy happy baby. I got to put her in her carseat a few times and carried her around, while talking to Lil JMo and Cayson. They were just so energetic and it was great to watch them just love each other and play around. 

Shalonda also has a baby, his name is…. uhhhhh

[pli1999]

Party Like It’s 1999 8/5/23

Holy Shit, That Song’s 25! Edition

Soul Coughing – “Circles”

Shawn Mullins – “Lullaby”

Smashing Pumpkins – “Perfect”

Garbage – “Push It”

Fastball – “The Way”

Counting Crows – “Accidentally in Love”

Gin Blossoms – “Hey Jealousy”

Smash Mouth – “All Star”

The Corrs – “Breathless”

Pink – “Just Like a Pill”

Ashlee Simpson – “Pieces of Me”

Jessica Simpson – “Irresistible”

Mya – “Case of the Ex”

DMX – “Ruff Ryders Anthem”

Beyonce featuring Jay-Z – “Crazy in Love”

Christina Aguilera – “Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)”

CeCe Peniston – “Finally”

Whitney Houston – “It’s Not Right (But It’s Okay)”

Jennifer Lopez – “Let’s Get Loud”

N’Sync – “Tearing Up My Heart”

Spice Girls – “Spice Up Your Life”

Britney Spears – “Oops! I Did It Again”

Backstreet Boys – “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)”

Blackstreet featuring Dr. Dre – “No Diggity”

Mariah Carey – “Fantasy”

Ludacris featuring Shawna – “What’s Your Fantasy”

Nelly – “Hot in Herre”

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince – “Fresh Prince Theme”

Will Smith – “Getting Jiggy Wit It”

Tevin Campbell – “I2I”

Aqua – “Barbie Girl”

Amber – “This is Your Night”

Stardust – “Music Sounds Better With You”

The Bloodhound Gang – “The Bad Touch”

Madonna – “Vogue”

Coolio – “Fantastic Voyage”

Chaka Demus & Pliers – “Murder She Wrote”

Missy Elliott – “Work It”

TLC - “No Scrubs”

Ace of Base – “The Sign”

B*Witched – “C’est La Vie”

Natalie Imbruglia – “Torn”

Faith Hill – “This Kiss”

Shania Twain – “Man! I Feel Like a Woman”

Eagle-Eye Cherry – “Save Tonight”

The Killers – “Mr. Brightside”

Jimmy Eat World – “The Middle”

Blink-182 – “Dammit”

Beastie Boys – “Intergalactic”

Sir Mix-a-Lot – “Baby Got Back”

Ginuwine – “Pony”

Ciara – “1, 2 Step”

Sean Paul – “Temperature”

Janet Jackson – “Together Again”

Outkast featuring Sleepy Brown – “The Way You Move”

Mase – “Feels So Good”

The Rembrandts – “I’ll Be There For You”

Barenaked Ladies – “One Week”

Brian Setzer Orchestra – “Jump Jive An’ Wail”

George Michael – “Outside”

Jamiroquai – “Virtual Insanity”

Monica and Brandy – “The Boy is Mine”

Semisonic – “Closing Time”

Alanis Morissette – “Head Over Feet”

Paula Cole – “I Don’t Wanna Wait”

The Verve – “Bittersweet Symphony”

Goo Goo Dolls – “Iris”

Aerosmith – “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing”

[eyos-interlude]

Sending Summer-y vibes your way sweetums! :)

--  I name my playlists using three Apple emojis that I feel matches the vibe I’m going for that specific playlist. --

When I was younger my parents would host a barbecue and my cousins and brother and I would have water gun battles, chicken fights in the pool and play hide-and-seek in the pool house lmao. It’s probably cancelled this year :( (for obvious reasons) but I made a playlist of the songs I remember and enjoyed during the parties. 

“IT WAS LITTY AS A TITTY.” - my brother, three seconds after reading the paragraph over my shoulder

I may not have been alive in the 90s but I can still vibe with their music!!!!!!

here’s the link bruv 😌

THIS PLAYLIST ISN’T EVEN THREE HOURS LONG YET I WILL BE UPDATING THIS MF ALL THE TIME.

(as of 5/27/2020 this playlist has 36 songs and is 2 hours and 28 minutes long)

SONG LIST TIME BITCH !!!!! 

(play these songs in whatever order you want but my lazy ass just presses shuffle on Spotify)

Are You That Somebody - Aaliyah (I used to wanna be her so bad lmao)

Bills, Bills, Bills - Destiny’s Child

Creep - TLC

Doo Wop (That Thing) - Ms. Lauryn Hill

Family Affair - MY QUEEN  Mary J. Blige

Fantasy - Mariah Carey

Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It - Will Smith (I’m still mad he didn’t rap in the Aladdin reboot but whatever)

Ghetto Supastar (That is What You Are) - Pras, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Mýa (love the names)

Hit ‘Em Up Style (Oops!) (feat. Foxy Brown) (Remix Radio Mix) - Blu Cantrell, Foxy Brown

Independent Women Pt. 2

Independent Women, Pt. 1 - Destiny’s Child

It’s Tricky - Run-D.M.C.

Jump - Kris Kross

Jumpin’ Jumpin’ - Destiny’s Child

Killing Me Softly With His Song - Fugees (these,,,,are a VIBE bitch)

Let Me Blow Ya Mind - Eve, Gwen Stefani

Lose My Breath - Destiny’s Child

Miami - Will Smith

Mo Money Mo Problems (feat. Puff Daddy & Mase) (Remastered 2014) - The Notorious B.I.G., Mase, Diddy

My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It) - En Vogue

No Diggity - Blackstreet, Dr. Dre, Queen Pen

No Scrubs - TLC (i literally played this song on repeat for like three weeks after my first breakup. I was cryin and vibin 😎✌️)

Now That We Found Love - Heavy D & The Boyz, Aaron Hall (If this isn’t played at my wedding I’m divorcing IMMEDIATELY)

Poison - Bell Biv DeVoe

Return of the Mack - Mark Morrison

Say My Name - Destiny’s Child (I,,,,,,love,,,,,,themmm)

Shoop - Salt-N-Pepa (not the pig)

Summertime - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

Supersonic - J.J. Fad (SUPA-SONIC ding, ding ding, ding ding)

Survivor - Destiny’s Child

Tell Me - Groove Theory

The Boy Is Mine - Brandy, Monica

This Is How We Do It - Montell Jordan, Wino

Waterfalls - TLC

Where My Girls At - (stuck at home 😭) 702

You Make Me Wanna... - Usher

here’s the link again :)

AAAAAAAH I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUT THE PLAYABLE PLAYLIST ON THE TOP SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW.

anyways drink water love yourself you’re beautiful and ily <3.

[fisherandhunterblog]

Abu Garcia Fishing Rod and Spinning Reel Combo

Abu Garcia History

Abu Garcia was founded in 1921 by Morrum in Svangsta, Sweden and Carl August Borgstrom founded AB Urfabriken. The company produced telephone timers, pocket watches and taxi meters. Borgstrom was a very talented man for light precision engineering. The skills he had acquired during his time in watchmaking factory in the Halda. This fishing rod and spinning reel are perfect for fishing. As time goes by, World War ll approached and caused a worst decline in the demand for taxi meters. Despite the happenings during his times, he never loses hope and redirected his path by his talent and skills toward the development of fishing reels used by the anglers and fishermen around the world. Abu Garcia later on received an honor of being chosen as “Purveyor to the Royal Swedish Court”. An award that means a group of manufacturers is consistently exceeding its standards of quality and craftsmanship. Abu Garcia greatly influenced the sport fishing community. Until today, the company itself remained exceeding and committed to its industry leadership position by producing highest quality and most innovative and creative products for the anglers. Abu Garcia Professionals Abu Garcia will not be as successful today without the help and contributions of these talented, creative and professional anglers. They have won several awards by using most of their equipment and materials of the Abu Garcia famous rods and reels. Let me introduce them to all of you.

Jeff “Jiggy” Andresen is from Baxter, Minnesota. And he achieved first place in Musky Tournaments including one of the largest payouts in the history of Musky Tournaments and one of the largest tournaments with over 700 anglers. But he was featured on several TV programs. He also had given a special mention and credit for catching the largest Musky in the history of In-Fisherman TV. His favorite Abu Garcia products are Revo NaCL and Volatile Rod 8’6’’.

Mark Courts is from Harris, Minnesota. He was a 2008 PWT Champion. He placed first in Professional Walleye Tournaments. His favorite Abu Garcia products that he usually use are Revo SX Spinning and Veracity Rods.

Hunter Shryock is from Newcomerstown, Ohio. He was the top 10 finish and the founder of 496 films. His favorite Abu Garcia products are Revo MGX Low Profile Reel and Veracity Rod.

 Mike Iaconelliis from Runnemede, New Jersey. He was awarded as the BASS Angler of the Year in 2006, BASS Master Classic Winner in 2003. He has 15 Bass Master Classic appearances and first Place finishes, His favorite Abu Garcia products are Ike Signature Series Rods, Revo MGXtreme Low Profile Reel and Veritas 2.0 Rod. The Importance of Rod and Reel Combinations Sadly to say but some anglers still don’t know about the importance of the combination of great fishing rod and spinning reel in their sport which is fishing. Anglers don’t need to have several rods and reels but with the right rods and reels you can catch just about anything in that swims in the saltwater and freshwater. You don’t need to buy expensive rod and reel combos. However, expect that there are reasonably priced rod and reel combos that will enhance your talent and skills in fishing without spending too much money. Look for combos that will truly give you the highest quality and satisfy your needs and expectations. If you admit that you are not yet expert in fishing but you have great and expensive combos, practice your skills! And if you have a great skills paired with excellent reel and rod combos, then that would be perfect! Make sure to know that your rod and reel fall within each other’s line rating parameters. Match the weight of your reel to the rod that is heavy enough to reduce rod tip weight as possible so that the rod will remain parallel to the ground when held in the anglers’ hand. It is just enough to get the correct balance of rod and reel. Abu Garcia Rod and Reel Combinations Now, I’ll give you the best Abu Garcia rod and reel combos. Abu Garcia Pro Max Combo

The Abu Garcia Pro Max Combo comes with a great reel and rod. The reel has 7 stainless steel bearing that will make the operation smooth. The spool is made of anodized aluminum that gives the angler enough strength to face and fight a hard fish. It also has a great power rag system that helps ensuring smooth operation and the reel is provided with Abu Garcia’s excellent Rocket line management. Its grip handle allows the angler to remain in control and balance. Pros The rod is lightweight and well balancedEVA grip handle is comfortable and firmCasting the rod is easyCompact bent handleIt has a Power Disk drag systemRecessed reel foot Cons  The blank is made of 2-ton graphite which becomes sensitive and needs high maintenance Abu Garcia Black Max Combo

This Abu Garcia Black Max Combo is one of the low prices in the market. This combo has a one-piece graphite frame and side plates which makes it very solid and almost has zero flex. The grips are very comfortable even with a slime-covered hand. Its external brakes are made for quick and simple adjustments even with thicker lines which tend to behave well on its reel. The Power Disk drag system operates smoothly and exactly how it should be. This trolling reel has a class-leading performance and lightweight design. $Its graphite frame and body, drag star and compact blend handle provide more ergonomic and comfortable feeling all day. Most anglers say that its value and reliability is proven. Pros Duragear brass gearRecessed reel footOne piece graphite frame24 Ton graphite constructionHigh density EVA handlesMegaTrax brake systemAffordable Cons Pull a bit of line out manually to wake up the drag system Abu Garcia Silver Max Combo  

This Abu Garcia Silver Max Combo incorporates with advanced ergonomics. It has an updated style. The reel includes a new Rocket clutch mechanism that allows anglers to engage or disengage the spool with only one hand. It eliminates the need for anglers to turn the handle. It is great and perfect for flipping, pitching or back trolling techniques. The graphite frame and body as well as the compact bent handle and drag star gives an ergonomic feel all day. It also has a Power Disk drag system that allows the operation run smoothly. Pros It has 5 stainless steel bearings and 1 roller bearing that provides smooth operationIts machined aluminum spool provides strength without adding some weightDuragear bass gear for extended gear lifeIt has a MagTrax brake system that gives consistent brake pressureCompact bent handleRecessed reel footOne piece graphite frame and side-platesLightweight and balanced designHigh density EVA handlesDurable and comfortable Abu Garcia Orra S Spinning Combo

This Abbu Garcia’s Orra S Spinning Combo has six stainless steel bearings and one roller bearing that ensure smooth performance. Its c6 body design with a combination of X-Craffic gearbox design gives a perfect alignment within the reel’s lightweight construction. The Rocket line management is provided for better performance in casting control of all types of fishing lines. The system controls the string or line from the spool during a cast for a good control and accuracy. The stainless steel main shaft improves corrosion resistance while the Everlast bail system gives durability. It is paired with a 24 ton graphite rod which gives the anglers a lightweight and balanced fishing combo. Pros  It has six stainless steel HPCR bearing plus one roller bearing that provides corrosion protection Lightweight and balanced design The Rocket line management gives better control of all fishing linesThe Rocket spool lip design provides good control of line coming off the spoolSlow Oscillation provides even line layThe Carbon Matrix hybrid drag system for smooth and reliable drag performance.Stainless steel main shaft for corrosion resistanceStainless steel guides with Titanium oxide inserts Abu Garcia Revo X Low Profile Combo

This Abu Garcia Revo X Low Profile has one of the leading components like a high quality 30 ton rod blank. The rod is durable for it has a stainless steel guide frames and excellent EVA handles for a comfortable use. It features a Carbon Matrix hybrid drag system for a reliable performance. Pros  It has 7 stainless ball bearings and 1 roller bearing that provides a smooth operation For corrosion resistance, the alloy frame is made of X2-CrafticDuragear brass gear for extended gear lifeDuraClutch provides good engagement and durabilityLightweightCompact bent handle and star

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[thisdayinfavrd]

August 13, 2009

Dear Gramma, thank you so much for the Tonka truck. It is very fun! Sorry it took me 30 years to write back. Is Heaven scary? Love, Jiggy   @fireland (Joshua Allen) – 132

Famous Resignations: Richard Nixon, Karl Rove and Sarah Palin. Better known as the Ex's of Evil.   @BakeMyFish (Unavailable) – 83

I don't care where you fall on the healthcare debate, yelling at Arlen Specter looks like fun.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 82

Christians would probably be more relaxed if their savior's name was Cheez-Its Christ.   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 76

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Really, I'm asking because you refuse to take your Bluetooth out, so I'm never sure.   @joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) – 73

Missing tweet #3281380262   @srslainey (Unavailable) – 72

I'd call my moobs "the twins" but I think I'd get sick of explaining that they are fraternal, not identical. Definitely not identical.   @CranberryPerson (N/A) – 72

"Stop making up things about me on the internet," said my housemate, as he rode his Russian, mail-order bride around like a fat, sassy pony.   @secretsquirrel (Ryan Bateman) – 71

I want a cereal like Alpha-Bits called Integer-Bits. I'd eat it and when asked what I was doing, I'd say, "Oh, just crunching some numbers."   @JephKelley (Jeff Kelley) – 71

Dear Santa,  FIRST!   @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 68

I got a scratch on my iPhone and now it always skips before the good part of Stairway To Heaven.   @joeschmitt (Joe Schmitt) – 66

Polls show senior citizens largely disapprove of Obamacare. Plan B: Start calling it Matlockcare.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 66

I dropped Jim off at the airport an hour ago, and I've already left him two voicemails of me sobbing and singing "Everything I Do."   @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 65

Wearing my meeting pants. My party pants gently weep.   @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 65

Missing tweet #3287159106   @luckyshirt (Unavailable) – 65

WARNING TO ALL MEN: Beware of female sexual predators using a date rape drug called BLOW JOBS to entrap men into scams called RELATIONSHIPS   @omg_wth (Finally, someone ) – 65

Flight home: started a game of "peek-a-boo" with 2yr old in front of me. After 30 minutes I grabbed him and said, IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE ME   @blankslate (Alex) – 62

No two countries with a McDonald's have ever fought a war. And no two countries with a Hardees have ever admitted to eating at a Hardees.   @adamisacson (Adam Isacson) – 60

I think freckles are God's way of saying, imagine how much fun she is when naked.   @roughdiction (RoughDiction) – 59

How much can you bench press? No, BENCH PRESS. Not FRENCH PRESS. Man, they are literally going to kill you in prison.   @kellydeal (kellydeal) – 58

[thesinglesjukebox]

SEULGI, SINB, CHUNG HA & SOYEON - WOW THING

[7.12]

From Grace, a convergence of K-pop forces...

Grace Callaghan: Taking us back to the 90s, "Wow Thing" is refined and reminiscent of En Vogue. Soyeon from (G)I-DLE features in this song which goes some way to explaining why I think I hear some TLC thrown in too. [8]

Leonel Manzanares de la Rosa: Each one of these women have very different voices and styles, pulling from different pop traditions, and yet they meld perfectly in this wonderfully layered piece of turn-of-the-century R&B-pop beauty. It's like the Korean Lady Marmalade moment we all secretly wanted. [8]

Joshua Minsoo Kim: What happens when you get four relatively young (but successful) female K-pop singers to collaborate on a song? Well, you get the one reference point that suits all their disparate musical styles: Yours Truly-era Ariana Grande. If you made a short list of the Western artists who influenced K-pop's sound this past decade, few could claim to be as important as Grande herself. It makes sense given her image and the "proper" pop genres she traversed on her debut. "Wow Thing" is consequently solid but completely safe: less "Wow" than "Thing." [5]

Ryo Miyauchi: The Ariana Grande-fictation of K-pop has been an interesting development to follow these past few years. It's a line to connect particularly with the solo career of Chung Ha, who sounds most at home over the squiggly funk-pop beat referencing the Jeff Lorber Fusion riff which now exists as a '90s R&B touchstone. But while Chung Ha and co. ends up to the similar epiphany of self-love sung by Ari these days, they all channel pride into more exuberant music that brings the glamor expected from such a star-filled line-up. [7]

Maxwell Cavaseno: For a few years now, the formula beholden to Ariana Grande in particular of reviving 90's style 'jiggy' rap/R&B grooves have managed to main recurring go-to's for K-pop to varying results. "Wow Thing" manages to succeed and hit super hard, thanks to the use of rough Ced Gee-type drum breaks mixed into the piano bashes with a playful funkiness that allows Seulgi, SinB and Chung Ha to simultaneously float above and likewise get driven along by the strenuous propulsion blasting them further. Helping it out even further is Jeon Soyeon's rapping. Last year's "Jelly" showed she was already absurdly deft at finding the beat and scampering around it with magnificent technique, and this year she's even now still demonstrating great performances. Combine the bunch, and you have a surprisingly potent jam that's interesting for how effectively it combines the girls from disparate seeming groups to a pretty natural hit. [8]

Jessica Doyle: A cute song, albeit with such sparse instrumentation it feels as if the singers' efforts are backed up by a wall made of poorly stuffed pillows. The song feels lighter and less memorable than it should, and while I'm liking this idea of letting K-pop women mix it up outside of their groups, it was better served by the Seulgi/Moonbyul duet. [5]

Alex Clifton: Look, I'm going to love anything that has a line involving "boom boom boom," and this is a brilliant piece of R&B sugar. I'm slightly disappointed this isn't just a Red Velvet song because this would not sound out-of-place on one of their albums, but this is a delightfully cohesive and smooth collaboration where I feel like every girl brings something different to the table. This may have been created in a lab; it's so polished and catchy, every beat is designed to make you want to dance. Even if that is the case, though, I don't care. This is the kind of pop music I live for. [8]

Will Rivitz: Very occasionally, I'll have intelligent things to say about songs I like; even more rarely, there are times I'm able to characterize what in particular about its construction, lyrics, or production style make it so successful. This is not one of those times. Every time I re-listen, trying to make sense of the burrowing guitar or infectious boom-bap bounce, my brain automatically shuts off, able to think things like "THIS SHIT DINGS" and naught else for three and a half minutes. I would love to describe the anchoring effect of Soyeon's rock-solid second verse or the effortless swagger of the choruses, but all I can say with any confidence is that "Wow Thing" slaps with enough force to register on the Richter scale. It's good. [8]

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[paulodebargelove]

Will Smith - Gettin' Jiggy Wit It   February 28, 1998 - 26 Years Ago Today: Will Smith debuted at No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart with his single, "Gettin' Jiggy With It." The single began a three-week run at No. 1 on March 14, 1998 and became Smith's second solo Hot 100 entry as well as his second No. 1 single. The single samples "He's The Greatest Dancer" by Sister Sledge, "Sang And Dance" by The Bar-Kays and "Love Rap" by Spoonie Gee. Songwriting credits go to Sam Barnes, Bernard Edwards, Joe Robinson, Nile Rodgers and Smith. From 1986-93, Smith was one-half of D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince and scored eight Hot 100 singles including five Top 40's which included four gold and one Platinum single. His solo success began in 1997 and he has since scored nine Hot 100 singles which includes seven Top 40's, four Top Tens and three No. 1's. "Getting' Jiggy With It," earned Smith a Grammy for Best Rap Solo.

[popculturebrain]

Listen: Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff are back with an EDM-rap track “Get Lit”

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince himself Will Smith recently reunited for a performance at Blackpool’s Livewire Festival in the U.K. While fans expected to hear hits like “Summertime” and “Getting Jiggy With It,” Smith and Jeff treated them to a new track. The song is heavily influenced by EDM, references the Transformers and is apparently off a forthcoming new album. Listen here or after the break

[thedemonconstantine]

adventurepunks​:

Zatanna kept walking and when she heard her name being called she quickened her stride gritting her teeth yet Jack did catch up with them. 

“What part of we are done makes you think following me is a good idea” Zatanna questioned loudly stopping her quick stomp though to accuse him so in a way his goal was reached perhaps.

“Do you even mean a single word that came out of your mouth?” she inquired not giving him the satisfaction of turning to face him,no he gets to stare at her back for a little while longer. 

“Sure. Whatever. If you’re that desperate to grovel clearly this means something to you,John.”  

A touch of vulnerability, just a hint of worry as if he knew how to tug at her heart strings. 

A deep breath and Zatanna would wear her stage smile. “Half an hour- don’t bother poor Gary.Dee..I’m sorry” she apologized and looped her arm around John’s. 

“Dazzle them little Zee!” Dinah smirked and would follow after them and make a beeline straight to a waiter to grab more bubbly .

The moment they walked in pretending to be a united front Zatanna would wave her hand greeting whoever looked and raising her flute to this and that letting go of Jack to go talk to that producer.

Smiles and charm, up close she could work a crowd.

The closer they were the less of her they saw. 

“Jeff..I’m gonna call you Jeff we’re friends now” Zatanna charmed holding a bawled up fist in front of the man’s face. “Blow-” she demanded and sure enough to slime ball had to make eye contact with her while he pursed his lips and just like that his ring was gonne from her hand. “Jack?” Zatanna grabbed him from nearby and rummaged in his coat pocket procuring that ring. 

“Keep your eyes on that one gentlemen he’ll walk away with everything tha’s not nailed down” Laugh laugh and a theatrical bow as then she walked away. 

“She could have my entire mansion if she wore those fishnets and nothing but those fishnets” one of the men spoke audibly enough for the crowd of leering men but not enough for Zatanna to hear…or so they thought.

“I don’t trust you. There’s something about the look of ya that screams con artist”  Many tried to smooze their way to his attention but she was…enchanting. He’d put up with Jack for the sake of seeing her again. 

“Have your people call my people. Maybe we can work something out” he slapped Jack’s arm and they would depart outside to enjoy their smokes and talk about whatever starlet had caught their eye lately.

Zatanna snuck up on John and nudged him watching the men leave. “So? What did he say?”she asked and more than ever this felt more like a conspiracy partnership than anything the way they had to whisper.

The very moment Jeff Shell and his entourage was out of earshot, Jack turned in his heels and pumped his fists, hip thrust, a little jiggy and a bite to his lips, all to silence the roar of victory that he was on the verge of releasing to the world.

YEE HAW—!

Then he composed himself with a tug of jacket and a twist of cuff links, shrugging his brushed wool on proper before sauntering away for the bar.

Aww, fuck that.

He turned abruptly, cowboy heels clicking and when Zatanna slipped up to his side, Jack caught her by the waist and lifted her off the ground with a genuine laugh of joy.

“C’mere you purty thang you! Dagnabbit you gone and done it! You done it now! You done it!”

Jack twirled her around, absolutely beset with pure glee that he just couldn’t help himself, even when he knew he shouldn’t touch her again.

“Aah knew it, aah see it! You mah fuckin’ star! Mah future, swate cherry pie, oh Zee-zee, aahm in your hands now!”

When he set her back on her feet, Jack was glowing with excitement. He hugged her tight.

“We got the green fuckin’ light! Green light, Zee-zee! C’mon, thar’s a guy that’s dyin’ to meet you.

Reynard! Ray! Git your fuckin’ ass here raight now, you fuckin’ carrot-top! We’re green!!”

[fisherandhunterblog]

Abu Garcia Fishing Rod and Spinning Reel Combo

Abu Garcia History

Abu Garcia was founded in 1921 by Morrum in Svangsta, Sweden and Carl August Borgstrom founded AB Urfabriken. The company produced telephone timers, pocket watches and taxi meters. Borgstrom was a very talented man for light precision engineering. The skills he had acquired during his time in watchmaking factory in the Halda. This fishing rod and spinning reel are perfect for fishing. As time goes by, World War ll approached and caused a worst decline in the demand for taxi meters. Despite the happenings during his times, he never loses hope and redirected his path by his talent and skills toward the development of fishing reels used by the anglers and fishermen around the world. Abu Garcia later on received an honor of being chosen as “Purveyor to the Royal Swedish Court”. An award that means a group of manufacturers is consistently exceeding its standards of quality and craftsmanship. Abu Garcia greatly influenced the sport fishing community. Until today, the company itself remained exceeding and committed to its industry leadership position by producing highest quality and most innovative and creative products for the anglers. Abu Garcia Professionals Abu Garcia will not be as successful today without the help and contributions of these talented, creative and professional anglers. They have won several awards by using most of their equipment and materials of the Abu Garcia famous rods and reels. Let me introduce them to all of you.

Jeff “Jiggy” Andresen is from Baxter, Minnesota. And he achieved first place in Musky Tournaments including one of the largest payouts in the history of Musky Tournaments and one of the largest tournaments with over 700 anglers. But he was featured on several TV programs. He also had given a special mention and credit for catching the largest Musky in the history of In-Fisherman TV. His favorite Abu Garcia products are Revo NaCL and Volatile Rod 8’6’’.

Mark Courts is from Harris, Minnesota. He was a 2008 PWT Champion. He placed first in Professional Walleye Tournaments. His favorite Abu Garcia products that he usually use are Revo SX Spinning and Veracity Rods.

Hunter Shryock is from Newcomerstown, Ohio. He was the top 10 finish and the founder of 496 films. His favorite Abu Garcia products are Revo MGX Low Profile Reel and Veracity Rod.

 Mike Iaconelliis from Runnemede, New Jersey. He was awarded as the BASS Angler of the Year in 2006, BASS Master Classic Winner in 2003. He has 15 Bass Master Classic appearances and first Place finishes, His favorite Abu Garcia products are Ike Signature Series Rods, Revo MGXtreme Low Profile Reel and Veritas 2.0 Rod. The Importance of Rod and Reel Combinations Sadly to say but some anglers still don’t know about the importance of the combination of great fishing rod and spinning reel in their sport which is fishing. Anglers don’t need to have several rods and reels but with the right rods and reels you can catch just about anything in that swims in the saltwater and freshwater. You don’t need to buy expensive rod and reel combos. However, expect that there are reasonably priced rod and reel combos that will enhance your talent and skills in fishing without spending too much money. Look for combos that will truly give you the highest quality and satisfy your needs and expectations. If you admit that you are not yet expert in fishing but you have great and expensive combos, practice your skills! And if you have a great skills paired with excellent reel and rod combos, then that would be perfect! Make sure to know that your rod and reel fall within each other’s line rating parameters. Match the weight of your reel to the rod that is heavy enough to reduce rod tip weight as possible so that the rod will remain parallel to the ground when held in the anglers’ hand. It is just enough to get the correct balance of rod and reel. Abu Garcia Rod and Reel Combinations Now, I’ll give you the best Abu Garcia rod and reel combos. Abu Garcia Pro Max Combo

The Abu Garcia Pro Max Combo comes with a great reel and rod. The reel has 7 stainless steel bearing that will make the operation smooth. The spool is made of anodized aluminum that gives the angler enough strength to face and fight a hard fish. It also has a great power rag system that helps ensuring smooth operation and the reel is provided with Abu Garcia’s excellent Rocket line management. Its grip handle allows the angler to remain in control and balance. Pros The rod is lightweight and well balancedEVA grip handle is comfortable and firmCasting the rod is easyCompact bent handleIt has a Power Disk drag systemRecessed reel foot Cons  The blank is made of 2-ton graphite which becomes sensitive and needs high maintenance Abu Garcia Black Max Combo

This Abu Garcia Black Max Combo is one of the low prices in the market. This combo has a one-piece graphite frame and side plates which makes it very solid and almost has zero flex. The grips are very comfortable even with a slime-covered hand. Its external brakes are made for quick and simple adjustments even with thicker lines which tend to behave well on its reel. The Power Disk drag system operates smoothly and exactly how it should be. This trolling reel has a class-leading performance and lightweight design. $Its graphite frame and body, drag star and compact blend handle provide more ergonomic and comfortable feeling all day. Most anglers say that its value and reliability is proven. Pros Duragear brass gearRecessed reel footOne piece graphite frame24 Ton graphite constructionHigh density EVA handlesMegaTrax brake systemAffordable Cons Pull a bit of line out manually to wake up the drag system Abu Garcia Silver Max Combo  

This Abu Garcia Silver Max Combo incorporates with advanced ergonomics. It has an updated style. The reel includes a new Rocket clutch mechanism that allows anglers to engage or disengage the spool with only one hand. It eliminates the need for anglers to turn the handle. It is great and perfect for flipping, pitching or back trolling techniques. The graphite frame and body as well as the compact bent handle and drag star gives an ergonomic feel all day. It also has a Power Disk drag system that allows the operation run smoothly. Pros It has 5 stainless steel bearings and 1 roller bearing that provides smooth operationIts machined aluminum spool provides strength without adding some weightDuragear bass gear for extended gear lifeIt has a MagTrax brake system that gives consistent brake pressureCompact bent handleRecessed reel footOne piece graphite frame and side-platesLightweight and balanced designHigh density EVA handlesDurable and comfortable Abu Garcia Orra S Spinning Combo

This Abbu Garcia’s Orra S Spinning Combo has six stainless steel bearings and one roller bearing that ensure smooth performance. Its c6 body design with a combination of X-Craffic gearbox design gives a perfect alignment within the reel’s lightweight construction. The Rocket line management is provided for better performance in casting control of all types of fishing lines. The system controls the string or line from the spool during a cast for a good control and accuracy. The stainless steel main shaft improves corrosion resistance while the Everlast bail system gives durability. It is paired with a 24 ton graphite rod which gives the anglers a lightweight and balanced fishing combo. Pros  It has six stainless steel HPCR bearing plus one roller bearing that provides corrosion protection Lightweight and balanced design The Rocket line management gives better control of all fishing linesThe Rocket spool lip design provides good control of line coming off the spoolSlow Oscillation provides even line layThe Carbon Matrix hybrid drag system for smooth and reliable drag performance.Stainless steel main shaft for corrosion resistanceStainless steel guides with Titanium oxide inserts Abu Garcia Revo X Low Profile Combo

This Abu Garcia Revo X Low Profile has one of the leading components like a high quality 30 ton rod blank. The rod is durable for it has a stainless steel guide frames and excellent EVA handles for a comfortable use. It features a Carbon Matrix hybrid drag system for a reliable performance. Pros  It has 7 stainless ball bearings and 1 roller bearing that provides a smooth operation For corrosion resistance, the alloy frame is made of X2-CrafticDuragear brass gear for extended gear lifeDuraClutch provides good engagement and durabilityLightweightCompact bent handle and star

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