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Can I get really objectum rq
Almost nothing makes my dick harder than the idea of tongue kissing a flat computer screen and hearing it bip and buzz with love nothing makes me hornier than playing on its mouse and rubbing the throbber like a clit with a hand down my own pants watching porn and seeing the screen fizz and glitch at parts as if I’m hitting the right spot and he’s spasming
Okay okay that’s enough ik it’s weird idk how much of this you guys are okay with
#gets embarassed and explodes#objectum#techtum#objectophilia#robot fucker#robot lover#ftm top#ftm nsft#trans nfst#force masc#transmasc nsft#objectum nsft#puppypl4y#t4t puppy#puppy pl@y#puppyposting#mlm nsft#t4t ns/fw#t4t kink
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people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.
#seeing people in cosplay on the subway: they look like theyre having so much fun! that's so awesome :) i wonder if theres a con happening?#me in cosplay trying to get to the con: i am so embarassed of myself that if one person even speaks a word to me i will explode
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oh no!! oh no oh no!! new death spot unlocked!!!
oh no oh no oh no oh no!!! the discovery happened on camera!!!! every single little scream and plead and pathetic noise you made while you were feeling the most ticklish sensation youve ever felt in your whole life and thinking you might die is able to be watched and rewatched and it does sound as cute as your ler teased you that it was!!!! oh NO!!!
#AUGHHHH#AROOROOROOROOROOROOROOROOROOROO#godddddd i turned the camera on without zeph noticing and listening back to them discovering it was#ASKDJSNDHDKSMXBXJEYWKALDHCNXLWOQPDJDNFXNLAPAIEJFNDLWIDJEKWMS#WALKED INTO AN ELECTRIC FENCE#they did notice!!! Make NO MISTAKE!!!!!!!!#AND I THOUGHT I WOULD EXPLODE FROM EMBARASSMENT#its sooooooOOOOOOOOOO#okay i need to figure out how to get 50 points in our little obedience app to buy a tied filmed session im RABID#AWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#IM SO LEE IM GNAWIMG COMPLETELY THROUGH THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE#THEY ARE IN MY TUMMY YOU SHOULD TICKLE IT AND FEEL FOR YOURSELF
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i think humans shouldve had teeth made of titanium instead of dentin actually.
#another tooth hurting!! for some reason!! after my new shitty dental insurance revealed that not only is my old dentist not in network#like they said he was. but now the only other one that isnt a scam (that ive already had a bad experience with mind you!!) is also not!!#bc they never updated any of the info saying the doctors werent!!! wow!!!! shocking!!!! so now i have a huge hole in one bc i finally#swallowed that filling. and now i have another one that i think is exploding!!! on top of needing braces to give my eisdom teeth dpace!#what if i killed someone!!!!!!!!!#I HATE DENTISTRY WHY ISNT IT UNDER MEDICINE YET. ITS NOT LIKE YOUR DENTSL HEALTH IS ESSENTIAL FR EVERYTHING ELSE#ITS NOT LIKR WE HAVE MULTIPLE STUDIES STATING THAT DENTAL HEALTH AFFECTS MENTAL HEALTH AND PHYSICAL HEALTH ON BIOLOGICAL LEVELS N NOT JUST#LIKE. EMBARASSMENT OR W/E#ANYWAYS#delete later#me fighting eith insurance for medical procedures all month n still not getting slmewhere. wowza. shocking#hopefully now that im back on adhd meds ill be able to work through this bc ive been fucking paralyzed from all the shit ive heen gointhru
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Guhhb. I need someone to lose my mind to right now. I ocould say a mountain of text but also. Nothing. Mhnvjvg. I. The voice actor for Axlerod- Eddie Izzard- I love listening to her comedy sketches I really do. I could go on about all her stuff but I love her things she is brilliant. Uh. And of course the reason I looked her up ages ago was because I wanted to hear just more stuff as Axlerod right. Wanted to hear Axlerod say more stuff cause she doesn't change her voice or anything when doing his voice right. But most her sketches are all on Amazon Prime, there's like two up on YouTube. But. I recently learned that she has a Spotify? ?and. She uploads some of her comedy sketches there. Which I think seeing them with video is best because the gestures and like things that she does during them is really good and adds to it but I will not complain for a minute about podcast format, nonetheless because with as much as I like her stuff I'd be better of me to just buy a CDs of all her stuff than repeatedly do a subscription for them. Anyway. That's all brilliant and fantastic cause I love her stuff and I get to hear it as Axlerod. And I don't know why but sometimes when I listen to her stuff my brain like... doesn't pick it up as Axlerod? Which it's the same exact voice. But sometimes she'll say certain things and it'll really hit me. And that's important for my second bigger thing.
So I decided to go back and listen to her sketches on Spotify again because I was looking for a particular bit but I don't know which act it's from(not that I mind going through all of them anyway) and I decided okay. Just so I keep track of which I have and haven't heard I'll start at the very bottom/with the oldest and work my way up. Which I discovered some other really really cool and awesome things there that maybe perhaps I'll just save sharing it for another day. But there were some like. Music things? That she was featured in? Like compilations of a bunch of artists that got together and did things and okay I just scrolled to where her name was at and it said she was doing it with another artist and I listened to it and I was like hm... I feel like I'd super recognize hearing her sing, no? I mean I've never heard her sing before and I am desperate for that perhaps for blatant reasons becuase. Axlerod. So I was like maybe I can look it up and see a video of it. And I felt a little bit better cause okay she didn't sing I didn't completely fail myself by not recognizing her voice. But oh. Oh. She was DOING THE PIANO. The piano. That's fantastic. Didn't know she played piano in any capacity. Maybe I will project that onto Axlerod in some time we'll see.
Now. Hold on. It gets better. So I go to the next seperate thing she was featured in, completely different compilation. Also music centered. Scroll down looking for her name. It seems to be from some other movie thing but whatever. Ah. Her name is by itself now. Perhaps I. Will hear her sing. Now. As I mentioned earlier sometimes my brain has the distinction between hearing her and Axlerod and I don't know why cause it's the same exact voice. Maybe it's the way she projects her voice or a slightttest inflection that makes the difference. Mm. Auto correct is saving me right now. I click on the Spotify thingy. Funky music starts playing that I can't explain ya just gotta hear it. Not funky as in silly bouncy but funky as in like 80s-90s funky. Like the villian is doing a swagger walk up to the protagonist with a fiendish grin like they're about to sing their entire plan and destruction. I have never seen whatever film this is from I have no clue what takes place in this darn thing. Ah. I don't know how to explain it but. Yes she does sing. And this is the most Axlerod sounding thing ever. Good grief man. Oh my days. I think it's cause in the movie Axlerod is mostly projecting his voice and doing speachy sort of things so hearing Izzard speak in a more relaxed tone my brain is still connecting the wires. But in the song she is projecting her voice more so it is there more. And I'm pretty sure if you watched me you would see it in my eyes. I could be put in a glass cage in a zoo for enrichment for others to watch right now. Pausing every five seconds and replaying it cause I want to savor this I don't want it to end. I wish there was a word for this. It's him it's him he's doing the thing guys.!!*×&#$>'w828. W. Same vibes. Same vibes. I'm going to lose it.i have to pause or else I will actually explode and erupt. Start screaming and shouting and jumping up and down and flailing and shaking my arms and my hands and running around and falling to my knees.
#the amount of times I have googled Eddie Izzard singing just to try and get close to this.#it doesnt need to be good popstar singing they could have the average singing voice of anyone who only sings to themselvws-#-when they are alone by themselves and I woujkd still love it and lose my marbles.#oigooufodufisufus. no amounts of keyboard slapping and special characters could save me right now.#!@%$#comic book swear words.#wild. wild look in mg eyes. fargone. everything seems good on the surface asides from my twitching and occasional squirming-#-because I want to explode. aiufuohihuuhshshshs. but on the inside. I am on my knees fawning and sobbing and-#-clutching my shirt clutching at the grounfd wailing over Axlerod.#forever forever ever and ever and ever and ever. hand him over to me. hand him over. in my hands.n give.#I am mildly embarassing myself here but good heavens. I need to squeeze him. everytging in my system needs to be squeezed-#-into him so he can understand what im being subjected to and.⁉️⁉️💥💣💥🎆🎆🎆🎆🧨🧨#i want to say more but it is literally going to be all incoherent and just. a list of words.wahwahawsaaawawawwwaahahahawaawaaaaaa#i love it. something. something to special to me about being comfortable enough to sing infront of someone eslse.#singing is special to me. it is an art. and like any other art there is. yknoe. stuff behind it. feelings and a drive and.#passion or vulnerability. stuff. and it's all subjective ehich you like and.#please pleasee i promise i wont bite. let me hesr you sing i will love it it makes things feel at home.#i have no clue what this song is from. some random movie. but I have a feeling I will be listening to it at least a couple times.#this is another raw post from me I've only heard about 15 seconds of the singing and I had to get this out I actually could not be contained#maybe I will snap and watch the movie souly just for. more Axlerod stuff. wah. wah. Axlerod. Im stopping i am hitting post-#-before i start to get mushy sappy and go on about wanting to. all the manners and displays of affection I want him to be subjected to by me#axlerod💚💙#self ship#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping
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Officially going to get to see Adam Driver live and I am very excited and super normal about it

#AHHHHHHHHHHHH#I’m so hyped#took weeks of trying to plan this lol#first time going to New York oh boy#I’ll get so anxious I’ll explode I’m sure#can’t wait!!!!!!#I never expected to get here when I started watching Star Wars#very embarassing of me#adam driver
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one day ill be annoying ab my selfship again . although i enjoy that ppl enjoy my writing most of this is entirely self indulgent, projection, and for me . being so real .
#wispy chatters#i will never write inbox requests ever again ( /j... but only maybe executive dysfunction hits. )#( i dont know what to rlly write or hc w steven anymore and im in that weird kind of clingy to my interp era where like.#nobody seems to characterize steven right and i feel like im the only one but i dont wanna be a dick but most of its self indulgent so#ill keep it to myself. )#also bc i think i like. already put out all of the imporant steven hcs anyways LOL#ALSO also because ive been busy writing and rping selfship stuff w my friend involving steven instead of writing proper. which#preferable. this was mostly a side hobby to explode all of my hcs onto while i was struggling mentally#and had jack shit else to do.#sorry that i ramble a lot. no im not. this is my fucking blog . But yea#ive also been kind of negative or like. able to be interpreted as negative recently. which. yea kind of#lot of things and interpretations i do not fucking like in this fandom esp ab steven i just keep it to myself.#i just dont like fandom in general esp fanon and steven is such a fanonized character. which. yea he doesnt have much to work with#but hes got enough. idk#life goes on and all . maybe ill make a selfship blog... ill probably snag the url and then never use it.#im talking like im quitting the blog . i do that a lot. im not i just always do whatever i like even if i have 500 unanswered asks.#was easier to focus on writing any char i could in my depression era#its a little sad to see writing and hc posts and im like... i could get in on that. people totally think im a dead blog.#but idk what to add all of the main steven stuff has been squoze outta me.#not entirely but i put my full 100% steven into my self indulgent embarassing thoughts.#buuut yea thats kinda whats been. going on w me ig? Not really? fuck if i know
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hate the thought of being cared for. low-key doted on. in that like being gently scolded for doing something silly/reckless kinda way do NAWT embarass me do NAWT fluster me . I'll get stunlocked
#yikes.txt#had the stupid thought of taking medkit out to dinner (or brunch) and embarassing myself infront of him .#SPECIFICALLY BC LIKE ok#i love fizzy drinks. im a carbonated beverage enjoyer.#but that leads me my next point. i get heartburn and im like but its soooo good#and i know his ass would scold me. for it.#and i just HRHRHRHRGGH dont do that to me . I'll explode#BALLROOM EXTRAVAGANZA ; medkit
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i thiiiink i might be developing a squish (platonic crush)
#☆.txt#cant tell if its like. a “i think youre so cool youre as cool as me” that will turn into an actual friendship#or if its just an idealization phase#but im literally climbing up the wall when they arent paying attention to messages that ive sent them#and the feeling is multiplied by the fact that ive sent the same thing in the server we're both in so maybe other people would react#and i wouldnt feel so inadequate. and YET !!!!! nobody reacts.#the world is a cruel and unjust place and if i dont get attention right this instant i will fucking explode#BUT LIKE;!!! that person is really cool. i want to pick at their brain and study them in a lab. we share the same interest and they always#write the most amazing and elaborate takes. their oc is very very cool.they also like *my* oc a lot and relate to them and always get them#im going to bash my head into the wall. if anyone cares. btw.#embarassing. local loserguy caught genuinely liking someone
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i keep wanting to overshare
#Its not good#Sometimes tho there is someone i miss bc in exchange for Something Else i got to share to my hearts content ;(#But i would never stoop that low again#I think learning to sit with it is good for you. I just wish I didnt feel like a bottle about to explode so much of the time#I try to remember a lot of other people feel like that too and i try to be a listening ear for people#reaching out to close ppl in my life and telling them stuff feels so embarassing though#Art is a good way to get it out. sometimes#Going on a walk and talking to yourself at night is a good way too..
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btw, Tony Zaret’s entire thing is posting satire so every single post in that chain was in fact satire. i’m not even sure he has a son tbh
i get it tho, it does seem genuine at first glance esp with the way he delivers it
haha..
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♡ (Lyn @ Markus) ( Amon @ Luci ) (Basilio @ Feiruz) (Yeong & Dante)
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"Heh, oh really? You're really asking me about these even though we are married? Don't be silly, love." and he gets a kiss. "Didn't think you second guess my love for you~" oh, she is going to tease him for this. Prepare yourself, Markus. The plains lady will have to up her game if her dearest husband starts to question things. Will see~
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"I am surprised. Actually, this is quite like you--straightforward." her blush was evident on her sincere emotion towards the emperor. "W-well, are you... surprised by my answers? C-come on, don't tease me about it. You know I will not like about anything, let alone my feelings." and he gets a kiss on his cheek. "You are such a tease... I love you."
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"My lord!" a mirthful giggle laces her words. "Basil is the reason why I get to have a wonderful life filled with love and care! I love, love, love, love, LOOOOOOOOVE BASIL!" for a timid girl, her love for her husband is unparalleled and she will fight her shyness to say it out loud!
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"Yeaaaah. He's got a way to go, that handsome face. It isn't the girl's job to woo the guy, right?" said the girl who was up his face the last time they were in a party. Well, ...fighting. "H-He wouldn't know I said he is handsome, right? God, he will have that idiotic look on this face." long huff. "He's only redeeming feature is his guitar skills ....hmph...!"
DMC verse
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" . . . H-huh? Uh, w-well. He's ... He's--" wild gesturing with her hands. "Like the best hunter! Wouldn't you admire him, too??" pushing back her hair behind her ears, "Any girl would...fall....." her voice trailed off to a complete silence. No peep will come out. She will just stay silent and contemplate her life choices.
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#ic.| lyndis#ic.| lucina#ic.| feiruz#ic.| yeong#rcdhotnight#ship.| lyndis x markus#ship.| lucina x amon#ship.| feiruz x basilio#ship.| yeong x dante#[lays on the ground when lyn takes cheat codes to max her affection for mark#[wow dude she will do anything to tease you#[get rekt markuuus#[LUCI IS PLEASE DONT EMBARASS ME I WILL EXPLODE#[and there is feifei...SHE EXPLODES WITH LOVE FOR BASIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#[yeo on the other hand is ready to square up with dante any time because she can XD#[also had to put the two verses because yeo is so funny XD#[now give me gun fighting date with yeo and dante now
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there is no place for him in the lego heaven
yall i was looking at my minifigs and i just noticed morro had a character on his back and its too damn funny😭😭

for my friends who dont know japanese, its literally just the kanji for evil . like he is walking around with a sign that says "EVIL" on his back. what a fucking loser
#'EVIL' what a looseeerrr#ihate him i hope he explodes#new theory i think lego didnt let him out ofthe vaupt for tje later seasons bcs they were embarassed#ninjago#morro ninjago#he gets a tag ig#ilove this thank you
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Truth or Dare Chaos
one piece surprise character x fem!reader
everyone decide to play a truth or dare game to end the celebration in a good mood, but if someone uses the chance to actually confess to you?
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tags: post-wano celebration, humor, fluff, unexpected confession
masterlist || ko-fi
The Wano celebration is in full swing, a festival of victory and relief. Lanterns glow in the night sky, laughter echoes through the streets, and sake flows like a river. After years of struggle, the alliance between the Straw Hats, Heart Pirates, Kid Pirates, and even the samurai, finally freed them.
But while the streets are alive with music and dancing, a much rowdier event unfolds inside one of the large banquet halls.
“Truth or dare!” Luffy declares, slamming a cup onto the floor with a grin.
You blink “Seriously?”
“Seriously!” Usopp chimes in, waving his hands “Come on, y/n, we just saved the world! Time for some real challenges!”
Zoro scoffs from his seat, already drinking “This is dumb.”
“Oh?” Nami smirks “Too scared, swordsman?”
Zoro’s eye twitches “Tch. Fine, whatever.”
Kid folds his arms, eyeing the growing group with suspicion “This is a waste of time”
“Sounds like someone’s scared” Law mutters, sipping his drink.
Kid glares “Shut the hell up, Trafalgar!”
Soon, the game is in full swing, pirates of all kinds gathered in a messy circle, some sitting on the floor, others lounging on cushions. The sake-fueled dares begin lightheartedly—Franky dances in his underwear, Usopp has to mimic Kaido’s laugh (horribly), and Robin sweetly forces Brook to write a love poem about his own skull.
Then, the dares escalate.
“Zoro, I dare you to wear lipstick” Nami announces with a wicked grin.
Everyone turns to the swordsman. His scowl deepens “No.”
“You have to” Luffy says through a mouthful of meat.
“Like hell I do—”
Before Zoro can react, Sanji appears at his side, a bright red lipstick in hand “Hold still, Marimo~”
“GET AWAY FROM ME!”
The room bursts into chaos as Zoro dodges, but in the end, Nami’s iron grip on his wallet forces him to comply. The result? A grumpy, lipstick-wearing swordsman with crossed arms and a murderous aura.
“Beautiful” you tease, and he glares daggers at you.
More dares roll in—Kid has to admit that Luffy is stronger than him (his soul nearly leaves his body), Law has to wear one of Chopper’s hats, and Yamato is dared to chug a whole bottle of sake.
Then it’s your turn.
“Alright, y/n,” Usopp announces dramatically “Truth or dare?”
You glance around. Everyone is waiting “…Dare.”
A slow, mischievous grin spreads on Nami’s face “I dare you to let someone kiss you. On the lips.”
The room erupts.
“Oi, Nami, that’s dirty!” Sanji wails, clutching his chest.
“Ahhh, spicy!” Brook cackles “Can I volunteer? Oh wait, I have no lips—”
“Wait, wait, wait” you laugh from embarassment, waving your hands. “From anyone?”
“Yep,” Nami smirks “Whoever volunteers first.”
For a second, there’s silence. A thick tension. You glance around, half-expecting Sanji to throw himself at you dramatically, but surprisingly… he doesn’t.
Then—
“I’ll do it.”
Your breath catches.
All eyes turn to the source.
It’s Law.
The normally composed, ever-serious Heart Pirates captain sits with one arm resting lazily on his knee, eyes locked on yours. There’s no joke in his voice, no teasing smirk. Just a steady, unreadable expression.
The room collectively loses its mind.
“WHAT?!”
“L-LAW?!?”
“HOLY SHIT—”
Even Kid nearly chokes on his drink.
Law, unfazed by the chaos, only tilts his head “Well?”
Your heart hammers. Of all people, you hadn’t expected him to step forward.
You swallow “You’re serious?”
He shrugs “A dare’s a dare.”
The whole room leans in. You feel heat rising to your face, but hell, backing down now would be worse. You steel yourself and lean in.
The second your lips touch, the room explodes.
Cheers, screams, laughter—someone (probably Luffy) howls like a wolf. The kiss itself is brief, but the warmth lingers as you pull away, your heart pounding.
You look at Law. He smirks ever so slightly.
“Not bad” he murmurs.
“Shut up” you mutter, flustered.
“You bastard” Kid mutters, shoving Law’s shoulder with enough force to make a lesser man topple “That was bold.”
Law just smirks, sipping his sake like he didn’t just send your heart into orbit “It was a dare.”
“Yeah, yeah, sure it was” Usopp snickers, elbowing you “But damn, y/n, you look like you’re about to explode.”
You are. Heat still lingers on your lips, and your brain refuses to function properly. You risk a glance at Law—he’s still sitting so casually, but there’s something in his eyes, something smug.
This bastard knew what he was doing.
Before you can retaliate, Luffy claps his hands “Next turn!”
The game resumes, but the energy is wild. Everyone is still high off the chaos.
“Sanji!” Luffy grins “Truth or dare?”
Sanji takes a deep breath, regaining some composure after witnessing you get kissed by Law of all people “Truth.”
Nami smirks “Have you ever had a REAL crush on anyone in this room?”
Sanji sputters “T-THAT’S NOT FAIR!”
“It absolutely is” Zoro snickers.
The cook dramatically throws himself back “Of course, my heart belongs to all the ladies in this room! But if you must know—” His gaze flickers to you for a split second before he recovers “I will take my secret to the grave!”
“BOOO!” Chopper shouts.
Brook chuckles “Very suspicious, Sanji.”
“Shut up” he grumbles, lighting a cigarette.
More rounds go by. Kid is dared to eat something spicy as hell (he nearly breathes fire), Yamato has to arm wrestle Franky (Yamato wins), and Luffy is dared to wear one of Zoro’s haramaki belts as a headband.
Then, the dares start getting worse.
“Zoro” Usopp grins evilly “I dare you to sit in Sanji’s lap for the next three turns.”
Silence.
Zoro’s face darkens instantly “I’d rather die.”
Sanji, on the other hand, shrieks “YOU THINK I WANT THAT MARIMO’S HEAVY ASS ON ME?!”
Luffy laughs so hard he falls backward “It’s a dare, Zoro! No backing out!”
Zoro glares at Usopp like he’s contemplating murder, but the sniper just grins “C’mon, ‘King of Hell,’ prove you’re not a coward.”
“Tch” Zoro grits his teeth and stomps over to Sanji, who looks like he’d rather be anywhere else.
“Don’t you dare enjoy this” Zoro mutters before dropping into Sanji’s lap with a thud.
“GAH!” Sanji nearly topples backward “I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU BREAK MY LEGS—”
The whole room is screaming with laughter.
Even Law, usually so composed, hides a smirk behind his sake cup.
The game spirals further into madness. Luffy is dared to drink an entire bottle of sake in one go (bad idea), Bepo has to carry Kid bridal-style for a full minute (worse idea), and someone forces Jinbei to do an impression of Buggy the Clown (best idea).
Then—
“Alright, y/n” Nami turns to you again, eyes gleaming with mischief. “Truth or dare?”
You exhale. After what happened last time, you should pick truth. But your pride won’t let you.
“Dare” you say.
Nami grins “I dare you to sit in Law’s lap for the next three turns.”
The entire room erupts again.
You choke “WHAT?!”
Law raises an eyebrow, but there’s something dangerous in his smirk. “That’s fair” he says simply.
Fair, my ass.
“You could refuse, y/n” Robin offers sweetly “but then you’d have to do a punishment dare instead.”
You gulp. You’ve seen the punishment dares tonight. (Brook had to strip. You are NOT about to risk that.)
With a deep breath, you shuffle toward Law “I hate this game” you mutter.
Law leans back, waiting. The absolute smugness on his face makes you want to throw him out the window.
Cursing every deity, you sit on his lap.
Law’s arms rest casually around your waist, like it’s nothing. “Comfortable?” he murmurs, just for you to hear.
You refuse to give him a reaction “Shut up.”
The game barely continues because everyone is losing their damn minds over this. Sanji looks like he’s about to burst into flames, Usopp keeps making dramatic gagging noises, and Kid just straight-up leaves the room.
“I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!”
But Law? Law is unfazed. In fact, he seems to be enjoying your suffering.
You sit there, face burning, waiting for the turns to pass.
One.
Two.
Three.
“Alright, I’M DONE!” You jump up, escaping Law’s grasp. He chuckles, stretching like he hadn’t just driven you insane for the last few minutes.
You glare at Nami “You’re evil...”
“I know” She winks.
The game finally begins to wind down as people start passing out from too much sake. Luffy snores on the floor, Zoro is sprawled in a corner (still wearing lipstick), and Usopp keeps muttering, “Too much romance… my heart can’t take it…”
You sigh in exhaustion “Finally.”
Then—
“y/n”
Your breath stills.
You turn. Law stands there, hands in his pockets, golden eyes locked on you. The teasing smirk from before is gone.
He takes a step closer “Can we talk?”
Your stomach flips “…About what?”
Law tilts his head slightly, eyes scanning your face “You know what.”
Oh...
Oh!
Your heartbeat quickens. The room suddenly feels too small.
The game is over, but something else is about to begin.
Your heart pounds as you swallow “Uh… sure.”
Law doesn’t hesitate, he jerks his head toward the door, and you follow him out into the cool Wano night. The festival outside is still alive, but compared to the madness inside, the quiet hum of distant music feels strangely… intimate.
You cross your arms, trying to act casual “So… what did you wanna talk about?”
Law stops near a wooden railing, leaning against it with his arms crossed. He watches you for a moment, his eyes flickering in the lantern light. Then, he sighs.
“You don’t get it, do you?”
Your brow furrows “Get what?”
Another pause. Then—
“That kiss wasn’t just a dare... to me.”
Your breath catches.
You blink, your brain scrambling “Wait… what?”
Law exhales through his nose, looking almost annoyed. Like he can’t believe he has to spell it out “Seriously?” He gives you a pointed look “You really think I’d kiss you just for fun?”
You’re stunned into silence.
Because yes, that’s exactly what you’d thought. Law was always the logical one, the one who didn’t waste time on nonsense. You’d assumed he did it just to shut everyone up.
But now, as he stares at you with that unreadable expression, your mind rewinds—
The way he volunteered so quickly. The way his smirk was so sure. The way he didn’t flinch when you sat in his lap, like it was something he’d already imagined.
“…Oh.”
Law scoffs “Oh.” He shakes his head “Unbelievable.”
You open your mouth, then close it. What do you say to that? Your heart is racing, your stomach flipping, and now the man you just kissed is standing here, practically admitting—
“You’re really bad at picking up signals” Law mutters, rubbing his temple.
You gape at him “Well, sorry for not assuming one of the most wanted men in the world has a thing for me!”
Law chuckles, low and amused “You think I care about that?”
You stare at him “…Do you?”
His expression softens, just slightly “Not when it comes to you.”
Oh... Oh!
Your heart does a whole circus act. You suddenly feel too warm, despite the night air.
“You…” You take a breath “So you—”
“I like you, y/n.”
Your world tilts.
The words are so direct, so Law, that you can’t even doubt them. He’s looking at you with that sharp, unwavering gaze, like he’s already dissected every possible outcome and decided this is the one that matters.
You can’t breathe.
“…Since when?” you whisper.
Law shrugs, looking away for the first time “A while” then, quieter, “Long enough.”
You swear your heart might explode.
A gust of wind brushes past, rustling your hair. You barely register it. Because Law just confessed to you, and you’re standing here like an idiot, trying to reboot your entire existence.
But then, slowly (so slowly) a smile creeps onto your face.
“Guess I’m the idiot, huh?”
Law huffs a quiet laugh “You said it, not me.”
You roll your eyes, stepping closer “You could’ve just told me, you know.”
His lips twitch “Where’s the fun in that?”
You shake your head, unable to stop smiling. This stupid, stubborn, brilliant man.
Without thinking too much, you reach out and grab the front of his coat, tugging him down slightly. His eyes widen, just for a second, before you lean up and press a kiss to the corner of his mouth.
Law goes completely still.
When you pull back, you raise an eyebrow “That one wasn’t a dare.”
Something in Law’s gaze flickers. Then, very quietly—
“Good.”
And before you can react, he tilts your chin up and kisses you for real.
It’s not like the kiss from before. That one was brief teasing, this one is deliberate. It’s firm and slow, like he’s making up for every second he’s held back. His hand settles on your waist, pulling you closer, and you can feel the heat radiating off him.
You barely have time to process anything before he pulls away, lips just barely brushing yours as he murmurs...
“That one wasn’t a dare either.”
You laugh breathlessly “No kidding.”
Law smirks “Took you long enough.”
You roll your eyes, but you can’t stop smiling “Shut up.”
And maybe, just maybe, this victory celebration turned out way better than you expected.
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hello!! May I request a fic about wind breaker (including Togame jo) scenario when they "accidentally" walk in on you while you're changing? Thank you!!!!!!!!
-‘๑’-⇢ ˗ˏˋ Woah! Sorryyy! - wbk boys seeing you change:࿐ྂ-‘๑’- !! - Haruka, Suo, Togame and Endo !! (Endo's part is pretty suggestive, implied fem!reader in some cases, small revision only :p)
"Hey, where do you have your... FUCK, DAMN—" ♡ Boy smashed your door closed without even saying sorry, too much embarassment— he cant handle it! You didnt even notice him until he smashed the door, it was like a split second interaction! ♡ You never saw him SOOO red, like— he always blushes! But today?? You can almost see smoke coming out of his head, his red has the saturation on a 100% ♡ His brain isnt working, he cant even form a sentence to you or even look you in the eyes, he feels like he's gonna explode if he does. ♡ If he didnt run out of your house by now, you can reassure him its fine, but youre gonna get embarassed mumbles until he's actually able to think without that image in his head. ♡ At the end of the day, with a looot and i mean A LOT of reassureance and patience for his blush to go down, you'll get your usual nervous boyfriend again, maybe even an apology! ♡ Still, that image of you stayed in his head for more time than necessary— and he probably felt guilty, but also youre too pretty in his eyes! He isnt sure how he got you still.
"...You know im— im sorry or whatever for...fuck, you know! not knocking or somethin'...whatever, damn—"
"Sweetie, are you ready to left alrea— Oh. Sorry!" ♡ He's actually SO CALM, he stands like "🧍♂️" checking on you a quick second before leaving politely, you cant even hear him walking, the only sound in the room is his apology AND THATS IT. ♡ Tbh, its surprising you catched him in a situation like that. Suo, as a boyfriend, know everything you need or what youre doing, or what youre about to do...His mind is literally connected to yours— so him thinking you were ready and it was wrong? First time you caught him out of guard. ♡ He stares at you. More than he usually does. You could catch him staring at you and he wouldnt look away! His eyes are literally glued to you (They were already, but now more than always) ♡ Now, Suo can be mature— like reaally mature, but still he's a teenager! So he feels a little embarassed, he's just good at hidding it. Not lying, the image doesnt leave his mind and he feels really inmature for it! ♡ He doesnt know how to bring the topic without making you uncomfortable, but he needs to. So, at night, when youre about to fall asleep, pretty dozed off from reality, he finally turns to cup your cheek and sweetly murmurs— whether you remember it or not, well... he's just going to play it silly in the morning.
"That color and laces looked good on you, darling. Sweet dreams, sorry for not knocking."
"Babe, take your time, but just so you dont scold me later, fireworks start at— ...uh, sorry. Uhh, that color looks good on you! I mean, sheesh, alright— im leaving, im leaving..." ♡ SLOW ASS TURTLE. Talks with you without noticing youre changing. Another man who just stands like "🧍♂️" while looking at you for a whole ten seconds and he tries to fix it with compliments just for you to have to push him outside of the bedroom ♡ He hums outside of your room, wondering if he made you uncomfortable or something, relationships are something new for him too— so he has zero idea how to handle this situation at first. ♡ He wont lie that he finded you pretty, thats a normal thing! Well, he guesses...so he wont see complimenting you on it as a bad a thing, but he does understand that not knocking was wrong (and not moving quickly too) ♡ Being on his side was silent for a moment before he leaved a sigh, scratched his neck before ruffling your hair and apologized in a cute way— he learned to talk a lot better after his fight with Haruka and always expresses himself honestly with you.
"'m sorry im just saying this now, i should had knocked...anyways, you looked pretty though...i mean it! You know i love you, right?"
"Babyyyy...Hurry up so we can go on a walk already! do you want to— DAAAMNN, that one looks good on you! is that the one i gived you money to buy? i should buy you another, but in blue and— Dont push meeee...!" ♡ Clingy, whining, sassy ASSSS...He wont leave that room until you try to push him like a good damn minute. Worst of all? While you push him out of the bedroom, he would make sassy remarks of other colors you could try that would look better with a damn big grin in his face. ♡ Apologizing? Nah, he's more into the old good "teasing my girlfriend until she feels the urge to beat me!!", íf you two went to the shopping...yeah, probably points out a store that sells them only to annoy you more. ♡ Follows you around even if youre mad or something, complimenting you on the way and even if he feels playful,(Literally everyday) will squeeze your waist just to scare you and finally get your attention directed to his face. ♡ Once you two are back to your house, he's teasingly tracing the contour of your bra through your shirt, holding you close and not letting his eyes fall from yours, he tempts you through them only to finally squeeze you into an hug since he's a romantic one, of course..!
"Im not going to apologize for finding you pretty, babe. Were not in a backwards world, arent we? So stop frowning and i'll spoil you in more gifts!"
I got confused and i made headcanons D: But i'll probably make a scenario for Togame if you rlly want it !!
#wind breaker#wind breaker x reader#haruka sakura#haruka sakura x reader#sakura haruka x reader#Hayato suo#hayato suo x reader#Togame jo#togame jo x reader#endo yamato#endo yamato x reader#yamato endo x reader#wbk#jo togame x reader
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it's really fun to read about siffrin through someone else's perspective because he's the cool mysterious sidekick archetype, and he acts outwardly fine like he has everything put together... but he actually has a bunch of internalised issues. and you didn't notice any of it, or you did but just waved it away because it didn't seem like a pressing issue.
but suddenly they explode out of nowhere and have a terrible mental breakdown and their issues come to the forefront and you find out that they were significantly less fine than you thought? the time loop traumatized them badly and gave them a bunch of issues sure but it also happened in the first place as a result of their other preexisting issues that you, once again, did not notice, or did not put much mind to.
and now you know that he's really good at hiding things that bother him and is terribly allergic to communication. even though he's trying hard now to be better, it can't be easy for him, and it's like... he's communicating about a specific issue he has, but you know at the back of your mind that behind that one issue he's communicating about there are probably dozens of other issues of varying degrees of severity that he's keeping to himself.
and on the flipside there are also a bunch of little things that siffrin does that they get really embarassed or aggravated over. but from an outsider's perspective it's just the cutest thing ever. they're screaming and crying in their head like why did i do that!!! are you stupid!!! that was so embarassing!!! but the other person just gets endeared about it
idk i think that this gap between what we know about siffrin and his thought processes, and how he outwardly acts and is perceived by others who do not know what is going on inside of their head, is something that is really interesting to explore
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