#god the difference between tree ripened and storebought cannot be beat
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ariadne-mouse · 16 days ago
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Me: *possesses a tree-ripened apricot, carefully washed, the ambrosia of summer*
Me: I am wise to the ways of truly ripened stonefruit! I shall cunningly hold this apricot in a paper towel as I bite it so it will not get messy
Apricot: *precision fires a squirt of juice directly down my open long sleeve that drips all the way to my elbow*
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