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cursed to be afflicted with ted lasso thoughts at the exact moment i decide to quit sharing my thoughts on tumblr
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violently sobbing at almost 4am about travis martinez
#my tiktok fyp keeps giving me travis slander videos and i am sick of it#going to bite something actually#leave my boy alone#my pathetic little wet cat#with his stupid sad boy middle part#yes hes an asshole in s1 but he learns and grows#he was as much a kid as any of them#dealing with the same amount of trauma#arguably more so than most of the other girls at the beginning actually#like he SAW his father DIE in front of him#physically watched it happen knowing his weight on the branch contributed to it snapping and pulverizing the way it did#like yea no shit hes going to be lashing out#does it excuse it? no! but he does try to apologize and be better!! and he is!!!#like hell the amount of FORGIVING that boy does is absolutely insane#for doomcoming ALONE#not only forgiving but then still actively trying to help when he didnt have to#see shauna giving birth scene#and then forgiving natalie#like i love nat i do#but as an older sibling? the shit she pulled with tricking him into thinking javi was dead so they'd stop looking?#unforgivable#if it were my little sibling and that came to surface? hell would rain down#and not only does he FORGIVE her but he then ALOLOGIZES for being an asshole about it!!!!#for a situation in which he was entirely justified to be pissed about!!!!#and then he RISKED HIS LIFE to save hers!!!!!!!#HE TACKLED SHAUNA AND THE KNIFE#GOT HER TO RUN WHILE BLOCKING THE DOOR AND FIGHTING OFF ALL OF THE OTHER GIRLS#WHO ARE NOT ONLY OUT FOR BLOOD BUT WHO HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO SACRIFICE HIM ONCE!!!!!!!#like yea he has faults but he's a complex character and not a fucking villain#travis martinez
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figure skating set right now please. thanks
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#proseka#tsukasa tenma#nene kusanagi#rui kamishiro#wxs#wonderlands x showtime#GUYS I AM PUTTING OFF WORKING ON MY COSPLAY SOMETHING STUPID. im tireddddd i like sleeepingggff i want to play and drawwwww#after work I literally ate a giant bowl of mac n cheese and climbed into bed. lifestyle choices of a 9 year old#anyways i want figure skaitng set. bad. PJSK HAS A WEIRDLY LOW NUMBER OF ACTUALLY WINTERY SETS... like 3. kind of.#i have some thumbnail sketches but im kind of stumped on composition for them. my idea was a nene focus set#(IF HER NEXT FOCUS ISNT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA THEMED INWILL DIE. BADLY. THEYRE GOING TO AN OPER AHOUSE. PLEADBR)#originally my idea was for nene to be biting a medal i was very sold on it bc i love nenes competitive side#however her outfit is so nice i want it to also be part of the art .. its heavily inspired by that one iconic eunsoo lim dress#from her somewhere in time program iirc. im really undatisfied with emus dress tbh my origimal idea was to give it a phoenix look#but a lot of the firebird/phoenix skating programs have very sleek dresses and i want emus to be fluffy. the balance is hard ..#and since i want her program song to be once upon a dream from sleeping beauty i swerved to make it look a bit like auroras ? but again#it definitely feels like the weakest of everybodys ... maybe i just love her too much and want her to look the best. sorry wxs.#tsukasas outfit is supposed to look like a shooting star. easy. program music moonlight sonata 3rd movement like from dazzling light. easy.#actually i like takahashi daisukes moonlight sonata program its a medley of the 1st and 3rd movement.. i think the calm at the beginning#is best. maybe smth like that.. for his card inhad him doing a haircutter spin but again. the outfits good i want the outfit visible. damn.#ruis the one im very set on even now. girl why are you so phantom of the opera.#it has a lot of beautiful programs to reference but the outfit i didnt really have any solid reference i kind of just balled#my main idea was to make it look a bit like both christine and the phantom.... gender Fluid.#my yapfest... i should be SEWING!!!!!!!!#despite my yapping im not that well versed in figure skating i cant really distinguish jumps i just like it . and medalist#i only do normal skating. bc i played hockey for like 7 years LOLLLL inlove skating though Heart.
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Times "Jim Kirk is a survivor of the Tarsus IV massacre" is brought up in TOS episodes: 1
Times "Jim Kirk is an absolute shit pool/billiards player" is brought up in TOS episodes: 2
(don't @ me with "this line from this episode can be interpreted as a reference to Tarsus," I just love that Kirk being unable to work a pool cue properly is actually a recurring gag, intentional or not)
#star trek#star trek tos#jim kirk#captain kirk#a piece of the action#requiem for methuselah#rayna kapec#spock#leonard mccoy#bela okmyx#kirk's canonical inability to work a pool cue#one of those posts that i have made substantially less funny because all i could see were 5000 well actuallys#and i just need to head that off at the pass because can we all just appreciate how Kirk looks at that pool cue#like it's going to bite him or something
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the word 'hayfever' is currently driving me feral.
someone pausing, their eyes glossing over, mouth falling open, nose twitching, they spin away and sneeze- vocal and desperate, before turning back with an exasperated exhale, sniffling pathetically, and offering "hayfever" as an explanation, apology, and warning of what's still to come
#waterfalltalks#i just. the word hayfever gets me so fucking. so fucking bad. god it just gets me so bad.#listen it just. i dont even have more to say. this also works well with a stifle or any other snz description that's just the one in my min#god i dont know listen hayfever is just. allergies is one thing but hayfever drives me wild i dont know why#fever of hay. hay fever. but what it really means is “I'm allergic to pollen and going to be itchy/snzy/sniffling around it”#god idk i DONT KNOW it's just. insanely. god. god so hot i think honestly#someone with a good voice can ruin me with just that word. like just that word makes me blush.#someone hitching through it???? reblogged a post with that that literally makes me wanna bite wood#blushing just at the thought hahahahahhaahaha oh my god#waterfallblushes more like bc i cant actually get through this post without flustering myself#ive made so many posts lately but it's just. spring. spring does something to me.#(what it does is give me snz thoughts dude i am AAAAAHHHHHH lately)#snz#snzkink#snzblr#snz kink
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Shot-in-the-dark guess about the prophecy: perhaps the monster hero is going to absorb the human soul, thus killing the human hero in the process, in order to attain a massive power boost to "save the world". If the monster hero was actually Noelle, then it could explain the "guided by love" phrase (hearkening the Weird Route) and the heart icon that appears on a later panel of the monster (the SOUL). All total conjecture, but that's half the fun in waiting for new chapters!
It's been such an important point so far that Susie is outside of our control. She's the one element that really does what she wants and will only do what the player wants if she wants it, too, and even then, she'll still do things her way.
And yeah, I do have this distinct scary feeling that that rule's going to be broken by the end of the game.
#ask lynx stuff#deltarune spoilers#dr spoilers#something about Kris losing their hand#something the hand is necessary for Kris to remove and put back the soul#something Susie keeps threatening to take a bite out of Kris because of their apple smell#something something that red soul sure could resemble an apple huh#something the same will happen in the weird route with Noelle but now all character agency has been removed#something looking back at my theory of Ralsei having Kris's real soul#something Ralsei is so so willing to write himself off. Don't worry about me. Don't worry about me#something you cannot change what happens but what if. What if the outcome was still different!#something what does your interjection into the story as the player allow that was not possible before!!#something something who will we actually save who will we actually lose!!#I have 200 pieces that are supposed to go onto a conspiracy board and no string and I am sitting in the middle of them screaming and crying
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Hi! Do you think Cass is/would be a pet person? If so, what kind of animal/pet do you think she'd have?
Ooh good question!! Honestly I don't really see Cass as a pet person at all! She doesn't seem to have a super big attachment to animals - off the top of my head the only animals I remember her interacting with were the wolves that ate that cow with her and the gerbil she almost eats in Convergence Batgirl 😭😭. The wolves one is kind of cute, but her connection is sort of like the wolves are her company rather than her pets. I don't think Cass would enjoy having a pet tbh, I think she can like animals and stuff but she wouldn't like to be responsible for one. She is often away from home and she is a MESSY person (like Alfred had to clean her cave in BG 2000 😭), so I don't think she'd be good at taking care of pets either. Like Babs would probably intervene if she DID take an animal home.
BUT if she did have an animal I think she'd like ones that are rather low maintenance (so she can leave for periods of time). I can see her liking really big animals too, like animals she can tackle hug or sic on some intruders. I think she DOES like Ace the Bat-Hound because he's a superhero dog, so I imagine any pet she adopts would be like that - capable of taking care of themselves and beating up people! So hmm maybe big dogs, snakes, alligators, unconventional pets like that. Can you tell I don't know much about pets 😭😭😭
Anyway here's a panel of Cass with Ace from DCeased Unkillables to make up for my lack of knowledge :)
#cassandra cain#ask#pet lovers feel free to chime in... my lack of pet knowledge coming to bite me in the butt#i do think cass wouldn't necessarily want a pet because she clearly likes the freedom of going wherever she wants#so she'd have to have a pet who is pretty independent of her#i can see her bonding with an animal like damian with goliath actually; remember the mind controlled dog thing in bop?#that's her most likely pet tbh 😭 and i don't think she'd ever refer to them as a pet more like a partner or something#anyway ty for the ask anon!!
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something something au where recently divorced but still extremely closeted trent walks into a bar owned by beard and frequently bartended by ted
#thinking of so many facets to this. bartender ted works shockingly well on multiple levels#trent being both divorced and closeted bc Some Shit Is Going On There#something something the divorce was kind of messy but more just exhausted on both sides#neither understanding or willing to admit what exactly is going wrong#trent being like oh shit. i'm fucking. super gay. is actually kind of a relief to both of them even though#for a hot second she fully thinks he's making it up in a misguided attempt to make her feel better/make himself look better#anyway just the idea of trent wandering into a bar post divorce when it's not his day with crimmlet#feeling awful and exhausted and lonely#and more snappish than usual--his coworkers have noticed he's even more biting and standoffish than before--only to realize#a) this is a gay bar b) the bartender is really nice c) oh no he's gay for the bartender d) WAIT IS HE GAY#something something trent previously both deeply closeted and deeply convinced he is generally unattractive/adequate at best#has no idea how to handle multiple gay men hitting on him#some of them are drag queens. many of them are not.#trent blushing so hard his face feels physically hot when some bear flirts with him very explicitly:#oh. oh i didn't know it could feel like this????#and then there's of course the handsome bartender who is very very nice and sweet and trent's developing a megacrush at mach speed#but also feels kinda bad bc he is NOT gonna hit on a bartender. being gay does not change the rules of#flirting with someone who is on the job liek that--who has to be nice to you and cannot leave#is Bad and Rude. meanwhile ted has been making eyes at this newcomer all night and beards like man take your break i will man the bar#you keep forgetting to attend to everyone else bc youre too busy watching newbie twirl his hair at you#anyway the point is. unhappy closeted recently divorced trent accidentally walks into a gay bar#and walks out shyly glowing newly out and with the bartender's number. great bar 10/10 he's going back all the time#man is literally sitting at the bar with a sprite just talking to his bf while they're lovingly harassed by the regulars#about taking notes from lesbians with how fast they fell in love lmao#tedependent#gertspeak#tedtrent
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Oooo starstruck dee has little stars at the bottom of her feet! Are they just aesthetic or would they make imprints into the ground? (like pawprints)
exactly like that! though she's not the only one...



edit: might need to add some additional dialogue to this to make it more clear, but a clarification in the interim; he knows about his own footprints. he's just surprised to see something similar already there when he knows he's only just landed. he lifts his own shoe to confirm that they're not identical (and also to reveal this to the viewer). seems his stoicism beat off the clarity in this one, sorry 😭
#meta knight#starstruck dee#gravitational collapse#my comics#have had this one sitting around for *months* while i bit my nails on posting it#and then i thought maybe i *shouldn't* during the shipaganza bc it's not a direct prompt; though i do think you can read it that way#and for ~Reasons~ i needed to post this one sooner rather than later so i had to bite the bullet.#though meta knight has understandably been the second most prompted. they do indeed have the Funnest Possible Dynamic for it#stoic guy and the bug eyed little Creature he doesn't really trust as far as he could throw her (long long way)#so just to clarify this one is NOT for the shipaganza but you can read it that way if you want to#this is just a canon scene between them from her storyline. this is just something they canonically share. starry eyed idiots.#also fwiw i think i probably picked up the shoe-patterns for the knights from postitnotes7#been a headcanon in the back of my mind for a long while but i'm pretty sure i osmosis'd it from their work#especially after drawing post's designs so much for the hnkss. i temporarily forgot how i used to draw their armour ngl#and also btw starstruck deetectives psspsps#i'm planning a much better post about this later (probably in march) but i'm going to start using this tag for Important Posts for y'all#🎀🔍#<- for the starstruck deetectives when there's something significant in the post.#i worry about making it 'too easy' but also want stuff to be accessible. it's just for fun? the OC lore game! ARG but it's just my oc.#that would be fun right? maybe? is that too indulgent? i could probably pull it off if folks were actually interested enough to participate#anyway!! go to bed starflung#also if you read this far: anon is open again! still open for shipaganza prompts but i'm not gonna be finished them in february 😂
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fingers in my mouth? fingers in my mouth perhaps? fingers in my mouth while you coo at me because i'm tearing up and drooling around them and making a mess? perhaps? perhaps?
#actually im cursed w a small mouth and like. could not get many fingers in there#timy mouth. every time i go to da dentist they stick something in there to keep my mouth open . even then they struggle#stick ur fingers in my mouth i promiseeee i wont bite (i cant promise anything
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THE USOS REUNITE WWE SMACKDOWN (OCTOBER 25, 2024)
#no useful tags just me bitching lmao#i am SO unmoved#im praying theres more to all this than them just speedrunning this reunion just so certain things can line up in time for ple shows#and so wrestling fans with less than one braincell can get the instant gratification of their favwit tag team together again 🥺#bc oh bite me lolllll#so much of this ~cinema~ is starting to feel rushed and im just hoping theres turns or angles or REASONS for it#but thats asking me to trust wrestling with carrying storylines fully and i do NOT#the things i wanted most from this story were jey getting proper acknowledgement/vindication and apology for his abuse#and explanation for why the family treats solo as they do (and then expect him to be a well adjusted adult lmao)#jey has NO reason to forgive them yet like did they buy him hallmark cards behind the scenes?#and theyve done much worse to him for much longer the new bloodline#you dont get to brag about this being the greatest slowburn long term cinema storytelling and then just....#im HOPING so bad its not just as simple as it looks i am#they keep swearing theres so many more 'innings' to this so idk prove me wrong please literally do#but that still wont make me moved by ✨og bloodline reunion✨#bc what yall mean yall are still the heels in my eyes like why do you have so many family members yall left on the side of the road#while talking about family above all and dont divide family lmao#and i get ~twin bond~ but LORD#actually that twin bond excuse is evil too#solo go bring in jeremiah since hes technically part of wwe canon too and beat their asses together actually lmao#i aint forgot jey saying something like having brothers is great but how being a twin is just different/special#like yeah sure but can you not make your other siblings sound like secondhand brothers or whatever shdhfhjf#ok im done. for now. for this post. maybe.#venting about my interests is fun for me ok#its how i process the information given to me and understand it#and also i like to bitch
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Saying that what fans (and post-flashpoint) make Jason is what Helena already is always gets one of two reactions: I hate Jason and this is true, I love Jason and this is completely wrong. Everyone's losing with that btw.
Helena and Jason are fundamentally different enough that it can't be exactly true. Helena and Jason's backstories don't have much in common either. Helena's involved betrayal, schemes and fights for power. Jason's was a product of Park Row being continually failed by Gotham. Jason also has a history with the Bats specifically, as the second Robin and a son of the family, that Helena doesn't. There is an appeal in that that's not transferrable; Jason's been a Bat and has had his own various roles since his he was created pre-crisis, not just since his resurrection or since he got a softer role post-flashpoint. He doesn't get to just not be a bat character.
In going "fanon Jason is exactly like Helena" you're also ignoring her time on the JLA and BOP, because remember that fanon thinks Jason sits around staring at his wall angrily until his family tell him to stop being a brainless killer OR runs around half-assing missions with his brothers friends because he has none of his own. It's honestly a disservice to her to pretend that brand of fanon Jason could ever be her.
However, Helena is the one who fought to be trusted by the Bats and compromised on killing because of them (whether that be due to the aforementioned struggle to fit in with them, or, at low points, because they know her identity). Jason did not do this pre-flashpoint. Pre-flashpoint Jason was not asking for most people's trust or for a seat at the table. That's not even to say that any interpretation of Jason that has him reconciling with the Bats is a rip-off of Helena, it's just that Jason put himself on the outskirts of the family for a reason, and this won't be changed just because they are willing to have him back conditionally.
I'm not going to sit here talking about all the similarities and differences, or how they got tangled along the way. I just want to say that people who act like Jason was dealt a good hand by being given Helena's characterization by fanon and post-flashpoint are never going to be able to prove their point without disrespecting Helena's character because you're focusing on the wrong thing (something that isn't even true). People who refuse to accept that the particular Jason they're talking about (fanon, rebirth onwards/partially n52) is a character that has heavy similarities to Helena's position pre-flashpoint are missing out on who Jason and Helena both have been at other points in time. And they're pissing each other off in the process.
#it's just. you are biting at each other about something you will never agree on because you're approaching the conversation with goals that#go beyond the characters. you simply dislike a character too much or like a version of another too much to see what the other's saying#i'm not disagreeing that so much of jason in batfamily fanon is similar to helena.before anyone jumps me.but do you want that fanon for her#helena and jason are more than just the black sheeps of the batfamily actually. i understand why arguments fall back on things like that#when youre frustrated and trying to prove a point. but it ends in helena getting reduced to things that dont define her
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I swear I have read your big post regarding Peter Parker's neurodivergence and why it is best to avoid labelling him, but he definitely has a weird brain
Can't find it and feel kinda sad about it cuz I deeply related to it
i know exactly which post you're talking about and i can't find it either! i've raked through my archive, and it's just - nowhere to be seen. i think tumblr eated it (it happens.)
really, tumblr's search functionality is so so useless, i don't know what to tell you. there are plenty of keywords i can search to find it that post, but the search functionality actually just does not work!
undiagnosed audhd-addled peter parker, my darling, my light, my life, my everything.
i think peter parker's such an interesting creature to write, because a lot of people will point to a certain behaviour about him and say "this is an autistic thing, right?" but a lot of those behaviours are actually, in my head, tied to certain traumas in peter's life too.
people say "oh, the food thing, peter's a picky eater because he's autistic" and yes, absolutely. but also it's tied to his trauma with his parents.
peter gets overstimulated, and yes, it's an autism thing, but also he was bitten by a radioactive spider and his senses are dialled to 11.
it's a similar case i've found for myself, too – where a lot of friends i have kind of diagnose me because i have autistic traits, but actually - i'm hesitant to claim the label or pursue diagnosis because, actually, i know where these certain behaviours come from, and they come from certain traumas. there are events i can pinpoint in my life and say "yep. that's where this behaviour comes from."
so - i think there's a lot of overlap between trauma and autistic traits. the brain is very complex! i think the reason for that overlap is maybe as simple as the fact that people with autism and people with trauma are both doing the same thing - developing behaviours to protect themselves or soothe themselves. so - i think it's nice to be able to see a character like peter parker, who may or may not be autistic, but recognise behaviours in him and see yourself in him.
people who go undiagnosed for whatever reason - people who are really good at masking - so good, in fact, that they have no idea they might be on the spectrum - everyone and anyone at all can look at peter parker and recognise themselves. because i think we discredit the thought that every single brain does the same thing! develops certain behaviours in order to survive. every brain has that same software - we've just all been faced with different hardships that we need to overcome, and that's were all the differences come in.
autism is a spectrum, i guess - everyone falls into it to some degree. and i think events in your life probably push you along on it. but i don't know, i didn't study brain science. probably what i'm saying is very stupid and uninformed. of course there's brain chemistry involved. but i know people in my life living with autism and certain events in their life have exacerbated certain behaviours or made coping with it a lot more difficult. so maybe trauma is a catalyst.
#a lot of my traits have been exacerbated lately and i remember it was much easier for me before#and some of my friends have said “oh it's because you've been masking too long and now you're facing autistic burnout.”#and that made sense to me i think.#but then i found out about the stress thing. me overproducing stress hormone. and that's a very physical thing.#and that explains why i've been overstimulated more than usual lately. and why everything feels like too much.#and i wonder how many of these traits of mine are going to subside once i have lamar removed#and it makes me wonder a lot of things. and it's so weird how much your brain is tied to your biology.#i wonder how much i'll change. i wonder how i'll feel. i wonder if i'll still feel like me. i wonder how much me is me right now.#and how much of me is being altered by weird freaky hormones. who am i?? who will i be??#i'm almost looking at this as like. a superhero origin story of some sort. like this is my spider-bite moment. maybe.#will i be different? will i cope with things differently?? now that my body isn't fighting something anymore??#maybe i'll be normal. i don't know. i don't know.#i don't know what it'll mean for me.#but all of these things mean i relate to peter parker in a certain kind of way#i don't think you have to be diagnosed with autism to recognise and empathise with those traits i think#i think everyone can see themselves in peter. and i think that's the benefit of having characters that aren't diagnosed.#because there's so much overlap in the human experience. and certain feelings aren't exclusive to just one group of people.#peter has such a rich identity actually. it's an autistic thing. it's a queer thing. it's a jewish thing. it's a trauma thing.#there are so many overlapping parts of peter's identity that inform who he is and how he behaves and it's never just one thing.#it's a product of all of his things.#just like me! just like everyone.#so me? i guess i can be a million things. you can explain what i am in a million different ways.#a hundred different psychologists can all come up with different ways to explain why i be the way i be.#i don't think it's something that can be simplified.#sorry wow. i'm really going off here in the tags.#i hope people don't think i'm stupid. i don't know brain science. i'm just philosophising as usual.#sci speaks
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Can I just... Nomnomnom (eats your face delicately)
whatthe hell sure
#imnot even going to question it. not my first time getting biten its ok#never been treated so gentle tho.whats haoppening#you all kind of hungry i think... concerning...the economy...#bestie is that u... no actually i dont think is you bc you would say something like bites you violently or something#🚪Ask received🚪#also sorry for dissapearing im not feeling well my brain is rotting faster andim not motivated to anything. i think i need vitamins
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I don't wish to come across as rude or anything when I say ronance in the show is just not going to happen. That is not at all to say it's a bad ship, I see it, it makes sense, as far as fanon ships go, it's a brilliant one. But realistically it's just not feasible as actually being canon with the amount of time we have left.
#i just feel like i have to say something#ronancers keep ronancing#do your thing write your fics draw your art#it's fun it's gay go nuts#it's just frustrating getting it while i'm trying to talk about other ships#rovickie and jancy specifically#actually moreso rovickie#but that's a whole other thing i don't wish to go into#not trying to bring up the fan war cos god i want peace#just with one season and the whole of jancy vs stancy to deal with...#cramming in nancy coming out robin dropping vickie and THEN them getting together-#if there was more than 8 episodes to go i might even be more open#but there's no way you can do that in 8 without doing it badly#some things unfortunately are destined for fanon#that was too many yap tags my apologies#stranger things#robin buckley#nancy wheeler#i don't want to tag ronance or anti ronance#cos it's not either#please don't bite my head off i tried to be nice x
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what a fucking week.
#got through the last two days mostly by gritting my teeth and muttering in lak'ech to myself over and over again.#truly boggles the mind that one person can be such a fucking [insert multitude of words here] so reliably#i knew he would flip flop on how he felt about me after he ended things and quelle fucking surprise. he has! and it sucks! every time!#once again feeling the urge to bite something or someone very hard#very hard to do my actual job while alternating between fits of despair nausea and frustration which is also a form of despair#let alone motivate myself to get up at 3:30 in the morning every day to go feel like that.
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