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cubeofanhilation · 1 year ago
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How I think dpxdc would go
The whole gang graduated high school, and one of them got an invite to Wayne gala (idk which yet) and they decide to make a whole trip out of it. So they all decide to sight see in the second most fucked up city, attempts to get her hands on fear toxin, Tucker tries to track down Oracle, Danny ends up accedentily fight crime,
Danny: *finishing up with some random mugging, and see’s Jason* yo why tf you dead
Jason, taken aback by the comment: *shoots him in the kneecap, and it goes right through Danny*
Danny: …
Jason: …
Danny: I'm going to take this as my que to leave *yeets outta there*
Jason: wtf
and Wes?He takes this as a fucking challenge, he tries to figure out who the batfamily is, so he purposely gets himself kidnapped so he can get a better look, and he immediately figures everything out, (they're bad at hiding it, and Wes is batshit insane, we love him for that). He meets Bernard around then, probably fresh out of kiddnapping (see previous post) Then they head to Wes’s uncle's house, and everyone
sees the E. Nygma on the mailbox and then Wes then casually reveals The Riddler is his uncle, and he's married to the penguin and everyones like “wow that explains a lot” then they end up playing some stupid game like clue or something, until it turns out the Quinnzels were coming for dinner. That includes, Harley Quinn Poison Ivy, Bud & Lou, and Tempest (long story as to why they're there, can elaborate if anyone's interested) Wes then proceeds to tell everyone he figured out all the bat identities (previously telling his friends, Danny first because he's in love), and the Riddler and the penguin start feeling awkward because now they're the only ones who don't know who batman is.
Then it's the next day, Tucker and Sam check out the sketchiest places because, it's fun, and surprises everyone (maybe including some of the batfamily) with how prepared they are to deal with this shit.
Danny and Wes go on a date because they're adorable. They end up getting lunch, then going out and stalking two-face, because Danny hates evil, and Wes doesn't trust politician. They easily stop him from robbing a bank or whatever, and th n the batfamily shows up and Wes is like “nope! Not being interrogated again!” Picks up Danny bridal style and runs away
Then comes the gala, first off
Babs: how would you know that I'm Oracle?
Tucker: my best friend is a mad lad, anyways-
*Cut to Wes hovering over Tim like “I k n o w w h a t y o u a r e!”*
Chaos breaks, shenanigans ensue, by the end the ghost gang ends up in the bat cave and they clear everything up, and maybe start an alliance, also Danny is like “dude the ectoplasm that resurrected you is not completely out of you're system in a healthy way yet! You gotta do something” and throws supplements at Jason.
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cwritesforfun · 8 months ago
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Bring It On: Missy Pantone x Fem!Reader: Crush
Scene from the movie - italics and bold - I do not own the scene from the movie or the characters from, Bring It On. I did change bits of certain scenes and added my own of course hehe so yeah enjoy:) Y/N = Your Name & Bisexual for the sake of the story
Formatting changes weirdly during this so I’m sorry. I’m trying to have it fixed soon. WiFi sucks.
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Y/N’s POV
Tryouts for the open spot are underwhelming. Whitney's sister, Jamie was okay, but she looked like she secretly didn't want to be here.
The door opens and a new girl walks in. She's hot.
You hear Whitney whisper, "Excuse me, where'd you park your Harley? Get rid of her." Courtney exclaims, "Tattoos are strictly prohibited. Sorry." The girl licks her middle finger and pushes on the tattoo to reveal it's fake. The girl says, "I got bored during fourth period." Whitney says, "You need to... Fill one of these out." The girl hands over the paper and says, "Did it."
Oh sh**! The girl glances over at the table and her eyes linger on yours for half a second longer than the others.
Darcy exclaims, "Missy, is it? Before we start...I'm afraid we're gonna need to make sure you can do a standing back tuck. Standard procedure. You understand." Missy asks, "Standing back handspring, back tuck ok?"
Missy does it flawlessly.
Whitney scoffs, "Where's this girl from, Romania?" Courtney asks, "Can she yell?" Torrance exclaims, "We'll try her out... Awesome! Oh, wow! Like, totally freak me out! I mean right on! The toros sure are number one!" Missy then yells, "I transferred from Los Angeles. Your school has no gymnastics team. This is a last resort." She glances around and then says, "Ok, so I've never cheered before. So what? How about something that actually requires neurons?" Whitney asks, "Front handspring, step out, rounded back handspring, Step out, rounded back handspring, full twisting layout."
Missy kills it again. WTF!?!!?
Torrance says, "Missy is bank." Courtney says, "Ahem! Bankrupt. We've already so decided on Jamie." You reply, "To be fair, my vote is for Missy." Torrance snaps, "Courtney, this is not a democracy. It's a cheer-ocracy. I'm sorry...but I'm overruling you. And thank you Y/N." Courtney snaps, "You are being a cheer-tator, Torrance, and a pain in my ass! We already voted. Besides, Missy looks like an uber-girl kisser and I mean a serious one."
This is why your team doesn't know you're bisexual... well except for Les, Jan, and Torrance. They're the only cool ones.
Missy leaves the gym.
Torrance says, "Courtney, I'm the captain. I'm pulling rank, and you can fall in line or not. If we're gonna be the best, we must have the best. Missy's the only one I saw with cheer potential, so be quiet!" Torrance then runs out after Missy.
You finish packing up then leave with Jan. Jan starts up his car and says, "So... team Missy, huh?" You laugh and say, "What? She's hot. You have to know that. She may not be your type, but you have eyes." He laughs and says, "Yeah, I'd definitely hit that. But... I won't. Do you think Courtney was jealous of that girl who put on a show for me?" You answer, "No, I doubt it. And that girl was trying out for cheer so not a private dance. You should've gotten her number to pay her a little visit." He replies, "I copied it off her tryout sheet." You reply, "Typical." He replies, "I am, thanks. We're at your place. Call Les and tell him." You laugh and say, "I will. Don't tell Courtney about it, okay?" He replies, "You know I won't. I may kiss and tell, but I don't share secrets." You hug him and get out of your car.
NEXT DAY -
You're sitting in English and Missy walks in. She talks to the teacher who tells her something and you see her walking toward you. She slides into the seat behind you and says, "Hi Y/N. I'm glad I have a class with you." You reply, "I'm glad too."
You have to partner up for a short project and you choose to work with Missy. You work together and design your poster. You manage to finish before class ends, so you just talk with her. Missy is very easy to talk to, which is really nice.
You're sitting with Torrance and two other girls at lunch when you see Missy. Torrance yells, "Missy! Over here!" Missy walks over and slides into the empty spot next to you. Torrance introduces her to the group and you all get to know each other more.
You head to the locker room after school for cheer practice and start changing. You hear, "Damn Y/N, you got fit over the summer." You turn to see Darcy saying that and you thank her. Courtney asks, "Darcy, are you into Y/N or something?" Darcy answers, "No, I'm just complimenting a friend. You should try it sometime." OH SNAP!!! Courtney points an angry finger at Missy and says, "I don't wanna hear anything from you, newbie. I can tell you want to comment." Missy holds her hands up in surrender.
As you head outside with the team, Missy says, "You do look good though, Y/N. Darcy was right." Omg ... You reply, "Thanks, Missy." :-) Les makes eye contact with you and winks.
After practice, you get into the car with Jan and Les. Les asks, "Guess what happened today at practice, Jan?" Jan asks, "What? I don't know. Torrance was being a little demanding?" Les answers, "She is captain of the team, but no. Missy complimented Y/N and said she looked good. What did she mean that Darcy was right?" You tell them about the locker room and about working with Missy on a project today. Jan says, "Missy is into you. I'm calling it now." You reply, "I think she's just being friendly." Les replies, "No, I think she's into you too. I bet if we ask Torrance, she'll agree." You laugh.
SKIP TIME... Missy’s POV ... I = Missy
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Torrance asks, “You sure I can stay over at your house tonight?” I answer, “Totally fine. My parents are at some benefit, pouring themselves into bed around dawn.” Torrance excitedly says, “Good. We gotta start early. You’ll be a star cheerleader yet.” Jan says, “You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn’t help our football team.” Les replies, “Man, it’s just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean.” Jan says, “Everyone comes to see you ladies anyway.” I ask, “Because we’re such fine athletes?” Jan sighs and says “Oh live with it. You'll be fighting off major ogles while we defend our sexuality." I ask, "'What is your sexuality?" Les says, "Well, Jan is straight, while I'm... Controversial." I ask, "Are you trying to tell me you're gay?" Les replies, "Yes ma'am." I ask, "And Courtney and Whitney-- they're together, right?" Les replies, "No. Are you kidding?" Jan says, "I don't think so. See, um, Courtney doesn't wear anything under her spankies." Les replies, "That's no excuse, Jan!" Jan says, "I can't help it if my digits slip occasionally." I laugh and say "Nah-uh. Slip? Where?" Les says, "Oh, come on, missy! Don't make him say it!" I gasp, "Oh, my god..." Jan sighs in enjoyment, "My god, too." Les says, "You're a sick man, Jan...anyone else you're wondering about on the squad?" How do I make it not obvious that I like Y/N? I answer, "Uh yeah... Darcy and Y/N." Les replies, "Well Darcy is straight, but she's experimented. She told me about her summer camp time with a girl. She's now with a guy from a rival football team... As for Y/N, she's bisexual, but the people in the car are the only ones who know. So don't tell the rest of the squad that you know." I ask, "Should you have told me that?" Jan answers, "Probably not, but we know that Y/N trusts you and we trust you." I ask, "Oh so she has mentioned me before?" Les asks, "What's it to you?" I ask, "Can I trust you all with a secret?" They all say yes and I exclaim, "I like Y/N and I've been crushing on her since auditions." Everyone gasps and Jan says, “Well I bet she likes you too.” I laugh and say, “I doubt it. With a mind and body like that, she could have anyone. I don’t deserve someone as perfect as her.” And then the team tries to hype me up about myself … should I try flirting with Y/N?
At Regional Championships - Y/N’s POV
Torrance walks in and exclaims, “Welcome to the world of competitive cheerleading!"
You look next to you at Missy who looks both lost and stunned. People part to meet with their other friends and you ask, “Missy, want to meet some of my friends from other schools?” Missy nods and asks, “Do you mind? I hate that I’d have to follow you around?” You smile and reply, “I don’t mind at all. You’re good company.” She smiles and says, “Okay then lead the way.”
You lead Missy to some of your friends and you introduce her to them. One of your friends, Becky, asks, “So Missy, any cute guys at school? Y/N never dates around or tells us if guys are cute, so we never hear anything about the dating scene.” Missy glances at you then turns back to Becky to answer, “No uh I can’t say any guys are cute. Any cute ones at your school?” Becky squeals and starts rambling about her crush with some interruptions with the true side of the story from my other friend, Jenny. Becky is boy crazy and boy obsessed. Becky also mainly does cheer to be near guys she finds attractive at sporting events. Jenny does cheer to be friends with Becky and because she is competitive. Jenny is more reserved and the only one of the two that knows I’m bisexual. I trust Becky, but also I do not.
Jan walks over and says, “Hey ladies, Torrance said she wants our squad to review our plans again. We don’t need to, but she wants to have control of the group…Y/N, why didn’t you tell me about your beautiful friends?” Becky blushes and Jenny rolls her eyes. You grab Jan’s arm and push him away from your friends as you wave bye to them.
You all go over your day plan then she tells everyone they’re free to keep mingling until practice. Les asks to talk to you privately for a minute, so you follow him. Les asks, “So I see you brought Missy around with you today, care to share more?” You laugh and say, “She looked lost when we first walked in. I didn’t want her to be alone; everyone left her at the entrance. I also like her company… and her. Just don’t tell people.” Les replies, “Your secret is safe with me. I have someone that I have my eye on too. He’s really cute and definitely gay. I just am nervous to ask him out.” You reply, “Oh please any guy would be lucky to date you. Just keep talking to him and see if you like where it leads. Get his number before today ends if you really want to see him again.”
You hang out with Torrance, Missy, Jenny, and Becky for the rest of the day.
You're alone refilling your water with Missy and Missy says, "Your friends earlier mentioned cute guys, so I guess they don't think girls are cute." You reply, "No, but Jenny and Becky kissed once when they were drunk at a party. They both claimed they regretted it, but I don't know what they think." She asks, "And what about you? Do you think any girls or guys are cute at school?" You wink and answer, "I do think there is someone cute at school. I like both genders though. What about you? Is there a cute girl at school?" She winks and answers, "Yeah, there is one." You finish filling your waters, step out of the line, and rejoin the group after that. Your brain is off the rest of the day wondering what to do.
Regional’s go poorly.
We somehow get to compete in the Nationals in Florida though!!! Torrance and Missy figured something out.
National’s Championship- Y/N’s POV
On the flight to National’s, Missy’s seat is next to yours with Torrance and Les across from you. Jan is behind you with Darcy who is trying to give Jan love advice. You try to distract yourself listening to them, but flight are not your thing. You feel your leg shaking a bit and Missy leans over to whisper, “Is everything okay?” You whisper back, “Yeah, I just am anxious about flying. I hate it. I usually fly with my mom though and she makes it better.” She whispers, “What does she do to help?” You whisper, “She uh rubs my hand calmly and she lets me sleep on her shoulder. She’s also my mom, so I feel safe around her. She sometimes talks to me, but I usually have my headphones on so I cannot hear her.” Missy whispers, “Wanna hold my hand?” You whisper, “Would you mind?” She shakes her head and whispers, “I’d be glad to help you. You’ve already been a huge help to me adjusting to a new school and I want to do some nice things for you.” You nod and she holds out her hand. You take it and she moves your interlocked fingers to rest on her leg. She then places a blanket over her legs including your hands and whispers, “I figured we don’t need the rest of the team being annoying about this. They’ll never let us live it down.” You nod and let out a small laugh. You then close your eyes and try to focus on your music.
After the flight, you all get to the hotel. People will be sharing rooms. Torrance, Missy, and you in one. Darcy got her own because her family is helping sponsor the squad. Others are also partnered off. The boys get their own room too.
In the room, Torrance says, “You two can take that bed. As Captain, I want my own bed.”
You set your stuff down then everyone takes turns showering. As Missy showers, Torrance walks over and whispers, “I don’t mind sharing a bed, but I want you to have more time with Missy. You two would be so cute together.” You laugh and whisper, “Thanks a lot, Captain… did Les tell you I like her?” Torrance smiles and whispers, “No, but you just did. I cannot believe you told Les before me. I’m offended. I thought we were closer than that. Well… are you going to ask her out?” You whisper, “Not yet… oh we held hands on the flight and I haven’t told Les yet. So now you know something before him.” She whispers, “Why did you hold hands? Omg, tell me all the details.”
You keep talking to Torrance until you hear Missy’s shower water stop. Torrance then quickly goes over to her side of the bed and flips on the TV. She turns on some home renovation show and Missy walks out. You shower next. Then it is Torrance's turn.
You sit on your side of the bed facing Missy and exclaim, "Missy, thanks again for holding my hand and being a calming presence on the flight. I don't think I could've done it without you." Missy smiles and replies, "Of course. I didn't mind helping you out or holding your hand." You smile and ask, "What color hair does your crush have?" She answers, "The same as yours." You ask, "And what about eye color?" She answers, "Same as yours again." You laugh and reply, "I'm starting to think you're describing me." She asks, "And what if I am?" You answer, "I wouldn't be opposed to a date when we get back home." She smiles widely and replies, "Good, I would be excited to take you out when we get back." :)
Torrance exits the bathroom, squeals with excitement, and asks, "Did you two finally confess your feelings? Please say yes!" You turn to her and answer, "Yeah we did." She jumps on the bed pulls you both into a hug and says, "I'm so happy. You two kept asking me how to ask out the other and I wanted it to happen."
Torrance pulls away, gets on her bed, and you all watch the TV a bit more until you yawn. The lights are switched off and you fall asleep.
You wake up to arms wrapped around you and you're happy you are going to date your crush.
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tae-rambles · 8 hours ago
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OP ch 1153 SPOILERS
My reactions as i read:
oooh! Loki's birth! i'm so hyped
Kiku hello!!! :DD it makes me happy seeing her happy
also "Boss Cho"? get it girl! :D
awww such cute babies
did... did he just kill a shark w his booger??? eww
is that the same kingdom we saw Harald destroy in the last chapter? the roofs look different so i think not
get them, Harald!
oh....
i take it back. get him, girl! you punched him good
i fully understand now why Saul was so against being associated with Elbaf lol
oh he got a crush~ ... does Harald have a humiliation kink? he would get along w Sanji lol
yay for cultural exchange :D
she really has him wrapped around her finger lol
what a complete 180 that was for Harald lol
the Elbafians refer to the Red Line as a serpent!!! the serpent in the Harley really is the Red Line! so the "they can no longer meet" refers to the ocean! my interpretation was correct! :DD
Harald waving a mini white flag and observing humans like bugs w Ida is so cute
huh... the citizens re taking the extreme changes surprisingly well...
tsk... annoying stuck ups
wow, Ida is taking the news way too well, she should be more angry
oh please Oda, don't make Estrid a villainess...
... dammit
oh hello Sleipnir, Loki's child, that he birthed
??? the Pole Star is navigation 101, how do humans not know about it? we knew how to use the stars for navigation since forever
aww baby Loki! :D
it's a baby, stop overreacting
bitch move! i'm gonna hold his hands!
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
(Oda mixing some Greek mythology in there - referencing Hera throwing baby Hephaestus off Olympus)
Loki being a badass even as a newborn - but damn, does it break my heart
oh my god the prophecies came from a crazy lady w astrology brainrot??!! this is pissing me off
Hajrudin... Hajrudin, you effing hypocrite! you were the one who rejected your brother and then got mad when he rejected you back??? WTF
no wonder Loki turned out the way he did... our theories turned out to be right! but i'm too angry at everyone who failed the poor boy so miserably that i can't even be happy about it
Oda yet again at it with the heart wrenching backstories...
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randomshyperson · 1 year ago
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Top 5 lesbian shows you'd recommend?
Wow this is actually a super hard question because I don't know many shows that are exclusively sapphic, like, most of them have a main story and the romance is happening parallel to that, yk? But I'll try to give you my favs shows with sapphic storyline.
Skam - Teenager High School Drama, with multiple seasons but you can skip it (story is practically independent each season and it's super easy to follow it) and only watch the sapphics storylines. You should check Skam German (Druck) Season 6, Skam Spain Season 2, Skam Belgium (Wtfock) Season 7, Skam France Season 6.
The Haunting of Bly Manor - Horror show with top-tier writing here but warning for bury your gays trope. Hella angst at the end and they don't have as much scenes they deserved but it's a beautiful story.
Yellow Jackets - This one is tricky because we have a canon main sapphic couple (they are adorable) but most of the fandom is obsessed with the noncanon couples (we are insane) like lottienat or jackieshauna due to the intense homoerotic subtext for them. The show is annoyingly heterosexual though, but I feel like most watchers ignore that. It's about girls going nuts after being stuck in the wilderness after a plane crash and it should be only about women but somehow they keep bringing man drama to this. You can always skip a lot of scenes like I did 😊
Dickinson - This one is theoretically a biography of poet Emily Dickinson, but it's a very light and adorable comedy series. Just be careful with the ending as it follows Emily's real life and what happened to her (google it if you want spoilers)
Harley Quinn/She Ra - I couldn't pick between those two incredible animations so they are gonna share this spot. They are very different, Harley Quinn is a dark comedy for adults while She-Ra is for children but both are amazing.
Honorable mentions: Orange is the new Black (too many sad endings), The Last Of Us (The main is a lesbian but don't expect happiness this show is brutal), Orphan Black (The couple is amazing but they lack screentime), Derry Girls (Beautiful show but no ship, we have a lesbian character though), Trinkets (Comedy), Wynnonna Earp (An actual Queer Supernatural). I Am Not Okay With This (Cancelled), First Kill (Cancelled), Gentleman Jack (Cancelled), One Day At Time (Cancelled), Everything Now (Cancelled yet season 2 in production).
(dis) honorable mentions: Euphoria (Very toxic couple with a bunch of controversial behind scenes drama. But Zendaya kisses Hunter Schafer so we win while we loose). Killing Eve (Amazing three seasons before the homophobics show runners ignored the book ending to go for the bury your gays in the end), The 100 (Lexa's death created a whole festival you just had to be there), OUAT (pretty sure there were canon couples but the queerbaiting of Swan Queen made me physically ill). Supergirl (I refuse to comment). House of The Dragon (Specifically season 1, because idk wtf they are doing with s2.)
Just remember to check the warnings before watching any of this, especially Yellow Jackets, Everything Now.
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sarah-sandwich-writes · 1 year ago
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another time, a different place (I have loved you before)
I’m intrigued 👀👀
( ☆ω☆ )
The first chapter is up even though I only have a very rough not quite 5k written so far, which is something I haven't done since my very first fic ever so like heeheehoo hope it works out, but I want to make sure I actually write it bc every time I rediscover this wip I fall in love with the premise all over again. It's gonna be a biggun tho I fear *sigh*
It's an endgame fix it fic! Featuring a fresh outta the soul stone Peter and (although he doesn't remember him) Harley. There are lots of flashbacks to Harley and Peter's time in the soul stone, but neither of them remember it, they just have strange dreams they don't quite remember and a lot of deja vu when they interact.
The MOst Fun THing for me right now is the dissonance between soul stone Harley (a joy! a delight even!) and present day Harley (what crawled up his butt and died??) and the most difficult thing about it is, due to forces outside my control (the mcu timeline) they're high schoolers 😒 which is fine I just am tired of writing high schoolers. Basically the timeline thing is specifically designed to torture me you don't even KNOW what I mean but someday you will and we'll all look back at this post and go sarah wtf why didn't you just go full au so you could age them up and not have to-- THAT"S NOT THE POINT!!
Anyway! Here's Peter being a grump, Harley being a dick, and Flash being obnoxiously attention-starved <3
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MJ squints at him. “How do you guys know each other?”
Harley weighs Ned and MJ with a look. “Depends. How much do you know about your lunch buddy’s nighttime pastime?”
“Not here,” Peter snaps. Then he adds, because how could he not, “They know more than you.”
Harley tips his head and, curious, looks at Ned and MJ anew. “Huh.”
“Wait, how much does he know?” Ned demands.
“Later.” Peter looks around, but no one seems to be listening. On the other side of the room, Flash is telling anyone who will listen about his spring break plans in Norway. He pushes away his crumb covered tray and skewers a glare on Harley. “Why are you here?”
“Why not?”
“I don’t know, because you live in Tennessee?”
Harley pops a torn off chunk of greasy bread in his mouth and says, “I live in New York.”
“Since when?”
“Since I moved here. What’s with the interrogation? Pepper thought you’d be excited.”
“Ohh,” Ned interjects. His expression compresses into a pitying wince. “Did you know Mr. Stark, too?”
“Not h—,” A hard thump on Peter’s back interrupts his repeated warning.
“Are you still still peddling that tall tale, Penis?”
He grits his teeth and doesn't turn around. “Go away, Flash.”
Flash straddles the bench beside him and raises his voice. “Wow, the man’s dead and you’re still trying to ride his coat tails. What’s it like to be that desperate to be someone important?”
“Fuck off, Flash,” MJ says with a note of warning.
He puts up his palms and gets louder. “Honest question! I have no idea what it’s like to be a poor nothing orphan who has to make believe he’s a hero to justify the drain he is on society and his family. Well, what’s left of his family anyway.”
He was concentrating so hard on not letting his irritation show that he missed Harley getting to his feet and rounding the table. But there’s no way anyone could miss him hauling back a fist and planting it square in Flash’s mouth.
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silver-d-nastja · 4 months ago
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Chapter 1142 reaction
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Aww a snek! A snek that means the end of the world - my favorite type of snek. I’m sorry for the children that Ragnarök has hit them already. But it doesn’t look like this is the real thing. It’s probably Sommers’s doing or a beast from Loki’s level. I hope we get to see the real one from the Harley soon, too! I don’t care if it’s the Red Line or a real serpent. Also would love to see Oda’s take on Nidhogg. And is it just me or does the creature look off somehow? I don’t remember Oda shading creatures this way. This might indicate they’re not real, but I’ll have to go back and check if this actually is special or I didn’t notice before. [edit: checked in some places and it has occurred before but it’s rare. e.g. the Gorosei and some other villains/creatures were shaded normally but the Tobiroppo got a cover page in this style. dunno if there’s a deeper meaning] What the kids say strikes me as weird: “The serpent that’ll end the weak.” Apparently, they’re taught the old mythology, and yet they’re being raised to be weak. Hm. Anyway, I’m glad Oda’s pun works in English, too. Ah, Ange says the snek’s from the Underworld too.
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Hilarious design again. This doesn’t seem to be a devil fruit, so I’m guessing he’s from a different race. But is it one that was named before or a new one? Anyway, his hammer is cool. Using a claw hammer as a weapon is smart and based. Yoooo Saul joins in! What a beautiful panel.
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Yeah I see. Tusk is a former giant warrior pirate and Saul was a marine, so they fortunately still know how to fight, but fuck dem kids I guess.
Robin and Chopper just chilling in Saul’s hair is so cute I’m gonna explode. No I actually have tears in my eyes T-T and they both look so good! It looks like Saul’s beard is part of Robin’s fit xD
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Oh shit, the snek was just a distraction. Looks like Mr. Wolf encountered the God’s knights. No, actually, it looks like this is what happens automatically if you try to interfere with the children’s course. That’s crazy. And Blade sounds Heimdall’s horn. Oh well, and now the others are falling asleep too. I want to know who’s power that is.
Oh hi, Loki! :3 bro didn’t even give them time to follow his request, what a dick. I like that it looks like the lightning didn’t come from the hammer itself but got summoned from the clouds. That goes so hard. (And reminds me of Enel T-T) How much trouble is Luffy gonna get for this? Everything is pointing towards the giants being Nika’s allies at all times, but depending on what Loki does, freeing him might be considered a worse crime than Big Mom’s. Loki, don’t ruin this for my King.
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SAVAGE. (I hope everything’s ok at home)
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(don’t say it. don’t say it. don’t sa-) PUSSY. Sorry. Couldn’t hold it in. Kid-me would have loved this task so much. Ange is such a sweetie. I really like her. (no I’m not biased ‘cause I’m a linguist)
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*used pic from unofficial translation due to better formatting [might fix later]
Yooooooooooooo THIS is how you start Ragnarök. Amazing. And look - there’s a Nidhogg! :3 and his bud the eagle, and Fenrir, and Daugr, and… fake-Loki and fake-Nika! What’s that cute bear doing there? Or is that supposed to be the squirrel Ratatoskr? The ghosts are cute :3 The one on the left is looking dapper with his lil’ hat. The personified storm looks so cursed wtf. I think Zeus will fight it. And WOW
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I guess not everything’s okay at home :’) It made me laugh but it’s so sad. Oh, it’s the Kirin’s power! Yeah, should have figured that out sooner. But how real are those projections? Being able to simply conjure everything into existence just because someone dreamt of it sounds very op. In a sense, he seems like an anti-Nika.
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Who hurt you? What. He sounds like the guy to hit his wife or slaves and say he’s doing it because he loves them. Did Sommers even participate in the abduction or did he just sit on his ass like a bum? I’m sure we’re gonna see him in action soon enough but right now he looks lazy or superfluous.
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love the reversed color scheme of the teachers in this panel. this was planned. but I’ll see if it stays similar in the colored version.
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kinda love how the flames are colored.
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I just need everyone to take a moment and appreciate this entire page and how Oda uses contrast to depict the flash. *had to use the unofficial again
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is Killingham’s devil fruit the reason he falls asleep mid-sentence? x)
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Loki saying he’s still strong despite the last sea stone cuff confirms he is a devil fruit user himself but it also reminds me of Luffy’s training arc in Wano where he didn’t allow his shackles to hold him back.
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we got an older woman! x) this might for real be a Big Mom teaser
having a Qilin among the nobles, an awakened at that, feels so backward. In mythology, it’s known for being the embodiment of purity, a creature so harmless it doesn’t even bend the plants it stands on, and who announces the arrival of good leaders. I can’t wait to see what Oda is cooking with this. Will he be a contradiction, representing how even the purest creature isn’t safe from corruption, or is there good in him? There’s a legend tied to the Qilin announcing the birth of Confucius. It described him as “a king without a throne” and, I gotta say, sounds like Luffy. Maybe it’s supposed to say that we’re nearing the end of the story, or that Luffy will be recognized as their savior by the rest of the world. More questions: Will Killingham’s powers only stop if you beat him or will someone find another cool way? What happens if HE falls asleep? Could someone like Luffy come here and negate it with Haki? Will this lead to a great Usopp-moment as with Perona and Sugar?
nightmare-Loki plus nightmare-Nika/Luffy makes me think they both will have to prove those depictions are false or are going to fight their mirror image before their eyes.
by the way, where is Colon? He’s suspiciously nowhere to be seen. We last saw him accompanying the straw hats to the party, then he disappeared. It’s possible he went after Ripley and will befriend Franky next, but, since he was introduced as a troublemaker, my guess is that he snuck off to follow Luffy. It surely is convenient that he skips school, so he won’t be kidnapped unless he tries to play the hero there.
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If Loki combines both Loki and Thor in one character, his role in the battle for Elbaf might be fighting another Jörmungandr, or he’s going to be the one who destroys the Red Line and unites the oceans. Dorry and Brogy said the (presumably) is the only thing they can’t destroy with their combo attack, so everyone assumes Luffy will do it for them. But now with Loki in the picture, it makes more sense to give him this task as a stand-in for Thor. He’s much bigger than them, so his attack (maybe combined with someone) might do the trick. Perhaps that’s what the gigantic sword in Elbaf is for. Thor dies from the snake’s poison right after his victory, but Oda doesn’t follow other stories beat by beat, so Loki would probably just survive ‘cause it’s One Piece, or he’s saved by Chopper. By the way, the lightning Loki summoned overlaps with the sword. Hm, hm, curious. (imagine its main purpose is to be a lightning rod)
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another small thing I wanna mention: this scene looks like from the Harley BUT there the lightning comes from the ship that resembles the Ark Maxim. I don’t know if this is supposed to be misleading, because I highly doubt this is what just happened (yeah I’m holding my Enel-pilled brain back rn), but when I entertained the possibility of that ship being Uranus and Loki controlling Uranus, I had dismiss that too because Ragnir’s power looks laughable compared to what we got to see from the Mother Flame for example. I don’t just wanna say “maybe it’s inaccurate because it’s just from a child’s imagination”, while possible, that’d be boring to think about. Instead, I propose that it represents several things in one picture: at least Loki starting Ragnarök and Enel coming down with the ark, and maybe ALSO Uranus.
I think Ragnarök can go two ways. In the literal sense that everything goes to shit for real, Elbaf burns down, and they have to evacuate the island, and the giants won’t have a home until the new world order sets in. Or in a metaphorical sense that it only represents the beginning of the end for the rest of the story but with a typical One Piece happy ending where Elbaf is saved. I think there are enough ways in which Elbaf can be saved if that’s Oda’s intention. The holy knights will be a pain in the ass to deal with and hurt many people, but there are probably ways to counter or negate their powers. That’s where Usopp comes in. Facing his greatest fears is what he does for a living, so Killingham’s shenanigans might not affect him. (Robin and Brook overcame a similar situation in Wano so I doubt we’re going to explore the straw hats regarding this power. Maybe the monster trio but they’re busy elsewhere(I think all of their nightmares involve dead friends btw)) And I think seeing how Usopp handles the situation would inspire the people around him, like on Elbaf, and they’ll come up with a plan. This would make Usopp the hero of Elbaf like in his dreams. Metaphorically, by realizing his dream, he would defeat the nightmare world. But I think the kids will play a major role in his success. Since the projections are born from their minds, they might be able to affect them if waking up isn’t enough. The Harley proposed children’s imagination as a major theme for Elbaf, and Oda like putting a kid into an arc who ends up helping the straw hats. This could be a Bonney-moment like on Egghead, though not for one “child of the arc” but a group of children like on Punk Hazard. Speaking of Bonney, imagine how rad it’d be if she transformed into her Nika form and punched nightmare-Nika. I can’t say much about the Loki-problem yet because we still don’t know his motivations and if he’s truly evil, but there are many people who could hold back the fire. Jimbe with his waterbending, Brook’s ice-powers, Nami can let it rain, Vegapunk could have something that helps, the giants and Gaban could chop off branches that have to be sacrificed, etc. As much as I’d like to see the “bad” scenario play out, One Piece has always been about (feel)good endings and saving a country, so I think the other scenario is more likely. Egghead was an exception, but on the other hand, it wasn’t a country or people in the first place. Also, saving Elbaf means we get to see Gaban sooner A- No matter how it ends, what goes down in Elbaf might be a small-scale version of what’s going to happen to the rest of the world. I’ll try to keep track of that.
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oh hello good Sir *puts strand of hair behind ear*
Break next week!
Okay, seems like everything is going to shit already. Final Saga, I remember. Damn, I had so little to say during the chapter and too much after. I can’t wait for the Loki flashback. It’ll probably take a while, but I’m so excited about it. And I think it’s funny that Shanks befriended the giants first, protects them like all of his friends, leaves for one minute, and then Luffy comes along and everything goes to shit. Thanks for reading my yappings and wish you a nice day<3
*I wish I'd know a way to scale down images somehow so they're not full-screen every time, but ig I have to live with this *I read the not official release of the chapter first to gather first impressions and have time to think on it, then I reread the official translation and edit if needed. I'm not posting these before the official release to avoid spoilers and mistranslations.
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poisonousquinzel · 2 years ago
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love people using the new birds of prey comic to hate on Harley for something she didn't even do like wtf 😭
"I don't like that she won the fight against Cass!"
WELL DAMN THEN, CONGRATS BABY! CAUSE SHE DIDN'T!
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she sure didn't Win that fight?!?!?
sorry ig that some of y'all are determined to always get bent outta shape and bitchy whenever she dares exist around your favs.
sorry that you're so desperate to find something to be mad about when it comes to her character that you'll genuinely believe that her throwing them both out a window counted as her winning the fight.
Like,,,, literally Harley's last line in the fight: "looks like no winners today, bat!"
y'all: wow I can't believe they made Harley be the winner
just... some of y'all really can't read. actual illiterate mfs
it's sad
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thatpunkmaximoff · 1 year ago
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[Book Three of Three]
Story: 4 out of 5 Smut: 3 out of 5
Wow. Where the hell do I even begin?
First of all, Callum is definitely my favorite. Though he is very much an Archdemon and is rough and tough with his Lady Witch, he’s also very soft with her… and ugh, he melted my heart. I honestly did not expect him to WANT Everly to peg him tho lmao.
Everly was also my favorite girl because she was so pure and innocent, and corrected her path when she saw the true path Kent was leading them all down. These two are perfect for each other.
The trip to Hell was fun, as was Callum and Everly giving each other their metal (their piercings were the best out of all them), but I was NOT a fan of the final battle with the God. Don’t get me wrong, it was good, but THAT ONE SCENE had me gasping.
You know what you did, Harley. How dare you make me take a breather before I got back into reading. Holy shit.
All in all, I loved it. This book felt different and I’m guessing it’s because of Callum’s demon-y sweetness with Everly that I don’t think Leon and Zane quite possessed with their own females.
This trilogy was amazing and I’m so sad to see it end.
Now here are my rambling thoughts...
* So Everly’s mother took her own life? I call bullshit.
* Oh no. Poor Marcus. I can’t believe Jeremiah killed him like that. What a dick.
* She found her Coven family house!
* Callum’s here! And he’s… crazy? lol.
* He got a little excited and went a little feral 😂 Poor Everly doesn’t know what to think. And now she’s given him Sam’s name since he bruised her, and Callum is pissed. FUCK. SHIT. UP!
* Yessssss. Sam deserved that.
* lol the dead grandma speaks through an old radio. Wtf 😂
* I’m getting puppy vibes from Callum. A murderous puppy, but a puppy nonetheless.
* “I’ll be watching. If your father tries to keep you, I’ll ensure you escape. I’ll bring you home.” // “Home… I don’t know if I’ve ever really had a home.” // “Home is wherever I can keep you safe.”
* “You should wear a bell so you don’t give me a heart attack.” // “A bell? Like the one’s humans put on their cats?” He tipped his head curiously. “Only if you promise to drag me around on a leash. then I’ll gladly wear your collar.”
* Callum crawling just short circuited my brain 😂
* Who the fuck is hunting Callum?
* Fuck. Lucifer sent his right-hand to speak with Callum. If Lucifer interferes, I’m gonna be pissed.
* I’ve never been more glad for Kent to be dead. He fucking put magic dampening cuffs on Everly!? I need Callum to see them and lose his shit again.
* Wow. She pegged a demon 😏
* Fuck. Who cuffed Callum?! 😩
* So that’s how the book got in the box.
* Fuck Kent for making her strip like that.
* Fuck Mrs. Hadleigh too! Stupid cunt trying to hit Everly. Dumb bitch fucked around and found out.
* Run away, Everly! And go find out what the fuck happened to your demon.
* “Everly is not, and has never been, a mere fascination. She is my reason, my logic. She is my one and only God. Think I’m mad if you wish. There is nothing left for me in this existence except for her, and I would sooner rip myself apart than allow you or any other being to stand in her way.”
* I fucking hate Lucifer.
* Aww, Callum. He doesn’t wanna claim her because he’s afraid for when she dies… but she’s dying right now, so…
* “No matter what it takes. No matter what I must sacrifice. No matter who I must kill. For you, I would burn this world and the next.”
* Lmfao. Poor Everly is trying to find a spell to get rid of the wraiths before they notice her, and fucking Callum slaps the wall to get their attention 😂
* Goddamn. Callum and rope play. I dig it.
* She can shapeshift!
* Awww. Callum is so soft. Sometimes.
* Ugh. Juniper attempting to attack Everly still pisses me off lol.
* Callum is making me interested in rope play now 😂
* “I love you more than life itself, more than my own freedom. For you and you alone, I’ve stayed alive, Everly. For you, I would face everything I ever feared. I’ve lived a thousand lifetimes and I swear I’ve loved you in every one of them.”
* Oh shit… she walked into Hell with Callum. What’s going to happen here..
* So Callum is going to get a piercing for Everly… and not the other way around? Wow. I kind of wanted Everly to get a piercing tho lol.
* She pierced his dick 😂 and got a matching clit piercing in return. Such a brave little witch.
* I’m so glad the council put Lucifer in his place. Jealous fuck.
* What the fuck!!!! It killed her?! And she was pregnant!? You’re fucking lying.
* Oh my god. She was pregnant!
* She lived. She fucking lived 😭
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pesterloglog · 1 year ago
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Gamzee Makara, John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, Jake English, Jade Harley
Candy, page 15
GAMZEE: OoOpS mOtHeRfUcKeRs.
JOHN: oops???
ROXY: its fine gamz
ROXY: accidents happen
ROXY: um
ROXY: hey thx everyone for joining me today
ROXY: wow now that im up here its like
ROXY: idk
ROXY: i have no idea what to say
ROXY: and i guess thats cuz there IS nothing to say
ROXY: theres no words to describe how i felt about dirk strider
ROXY: and even tho he left a note that had hella words in it
ROXY: they might as well have been sayin nothing
ROXY: which is just like dirk i guess
ROXY: to leave us with a load of bullshit and no idea why he did what he did
ROXY: so im just gonna say that
ROXY: im glad that he was in my life
ROXY: and give it over to someone whos way more eloquent than me
DAVE: hey guys
DAVE: wanna apologize in advance cuz this is about to get a lil real
DAVE: realer than that three quarters of a corpse im standing about two feet from right now
DAVE: i mean i totally hate to ruin everyones mood on a day where weve gathered to think deep thoughts about how one of us just went and fucking offed themselves
DAVE: not like were gonna be stumbling through our lives constantly experiencing intrusive thoughts about this specific event or anything
DAVE: hey remember what our good pal dirk looked like with no head
DAVE: p hard to forget since getting decapitated was like his third favorite hobby
DAVE: so its not so much the body thats the problem but the sorta
DAVE: existential realization of finality i guess
DAVE: though i aint gonna lie the bodys starting to stink
DAVE: sorry all that shit i just said was a load of absolute bull meant to deflect from the fact that im pretty shook about this
DAVE: i used to do that a lot
DAVE: like basically every time i opened my mouth
DAVE: most of you know this but i had a kinda shitty childhood
DAVE: not gonna go into details but
DAVE: long story short it was technically my good ol bro-dad heres fault
DAVE: not this specific version of him
DAVE: the one i grew up with was a
DAVE: a
DAVE: he was
DAVE: he was just an absolute bastard no offense to the dead
DAVE: yeah ok sure he taught me a ton of shit that if were being generous was in theory useful
DAVE: but he didnt give a single solitary shit about raising a well adjusted kid
DAVE: or
DAVE: raising a kid in general
DAVE: i was more like his disciple
DAVE: and all that mattered was his grand design or wtf ever
DAVE: and i know dirk struggled with
DAVE: you know
DAVE: the idea that he could eventually become that kind of person
DAVE: or even worse that he was somehow cosmically fated to become that person no matter what he wanted or did to prevent it
DAVE: thats prolly how he managed to off himself in the first place considering how the mechanics of god tier works
DAVE: maybe hed been struggling with that the whole time weve been here on earth c
DAVE: who knows with him
DAVE: he was always so inside his own head i cant even imagine what insane train of thought led him to decide that this was his only option
DAVE: but i dont think hed want us beating ourselves up about it
DAVE: or torturing ourselves trying to figure out what it fucking meant
DAVE: esp jake jane and roxy
DAVE: he loved you guys and wouldnt do anything to hurt you
DAVE: well not intentionally i mean
DAVE: anyway all that shit about my bro
DAVE: im over that
DAVE: like as much as you can get over it
DAVE: theres a subconscious response to certain stimuli you cant exactly rewire
DAVE: but the conscious part of my brain is all like
DAVE: shit dude
DAVE: i feel great
DAVE: wtf is hypervigilance??
DAVE: i love being alive and having all these friends who care about me and dont beat the shit out of me every day of my life
DAVE: etc
DAVE: and part of thats cause i got to be friends with dirk
DAVE: it was great getting to know this rad version of my childhood guardian who wasnt completely batshit insane
DAVE: and like just chill with him
DAVE: shoot the shit and freestyle or debate dumb crap without it being a federal fucking issue
DAVE: and more than that he treated me like i was on the level with him
DAVE: he let me give him shit for being a pretentious blowhard every day of his life
DAVE: which i did
DAVE: but despite that i
DAVE: i looked up to him
DAVE: the way i always felt like i should have been looking up to my bro
DAVE: the way i WANTED to look up to my bro but couldnt
DAVE: dirk taught me so much shit i didnt know i needed from him
DAVE: i mean picking up dirks opinions was unavoidable if you ever hung out with him considering he never shut his fucking mouth
DAVE: but im glad he didnt
DAVE: he taught me about combat
DAVE: philosophy
DAVE: life
DAVE: and im sure had he not killed himself the literal day i was finally gonna ask him romantic advice
DAVE: he wouldve taught me about love too
DAVE: so in the end
DAVE: i really got no idea how the fuck im supposed to feel right now
DAVE: but thats probably ok right
DAVE: like its ok
DAVE: to not know how to feel when someone dies
DAVE: its ok to not have all the answers
DAVE: i wish dirk were still alive so i could tell him that
DAVE: but hes not
DAVE: so
DAVE: i guess thats all i got to say about that
ROXY: anyone else have a eulogy theyd like to give
ROXY: i think the best way we can honor dirks memory at this point
ROXY: is to spew an untold number of words into the void
ROXY: as many as we fuckin can
GAMZEE: WhAt’S uP oN tHiS mOsT rIgHtEoUs AnD fRoWnY Of DaYs My BiTcHeS. :’o(
KARKAT: OH MY GOD
KARKAT: NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY, GAMZEE.
GAMZEE: HaHaHaHa YoU sTiLl GoT iT bRoThEr.
GAMZEE: mY mOtHeRfUcKeR oF cOmEdY’s In ThA pRaYbLoCk! ThAt MiRtHfUl NoIsE yOu HoLlEr StIlL sLaPs My MaNg.
KARKAT: IT’S NOT A FUCKING JOKE.
GAMZEE: NiNjAs AnD gEnTlEhOeS!
GAMZEE: We GaThEr Up At ThIs ShRiNe Of WoRsHiP tO wHaTeVeR fAlSe IdOlS oR mEsSiAhS tHeSe HoMiEs GeT tHeIr DeVoTiOn On FoR.
GAMZEE: BuT tHaT’s Ok, BeCaUsE wE’rE mOtHeRfUcKiN uNiFiEd ToDaY, nO mAtTeR wHaT oUr BaD aNd DiFfErEnT bElIeFs SaY aT uS tO oUr PiEtY pAnS.
GAMZEE: We CoMe In CeLeBrAtIoN oF tHe LiFe! :o)
GAMZEE: aNd DeAtH. :o(
GAMZEE: Of ThE oNe AnD oNlY, a TrUlY cHoIcE pIeCe Of MaN-bItCh WhAt WhOm I hArDlY eVeR kNeW:
GAMZEE: tHe DiRkStEr.
KARKAT: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
GAMZEE: ThEn, YoU mIgHt Be Up AnD wOnDeRiNg, WhAt PlAcE hAvE i GoT aLl OrAtInG oN tHe SuBjEcT oF tHe LeGeNd Of ThIs FiNe FeLlOw?
GAMZEE: tHaT’s A gOoD qUeStIoN mY mIrThFuL bRoThErS.
GAMZEE: i MaY nOt Be AlL uP aNd LeArNeD aBoUt HiS lIfE, bUt I’vE gOt DeEp SpIrItAl CoNnEcTiOnS tO hIs DeAtH.
GAMZEE: It JuSt So HaPpEnEd ThAt FaTe BrOuGhT mE tO hIs DoOrStEp On ThE vErY dAy ThAt He WeNt AnD mOtHeRfUcKiNg ChOkEd It OfF aT tHe NeCk.
GAMZEE: oNe Of ThE mOsT sPiRiTuAlLy AwAkEnInG mOmEnTs In My LiFe...
GAMZEE: In SuCh A sHoRt TiMe He TaUgHt Me So MuCh.
GAMZEE: ThIs WaS nO cOiNcIdEnCe. It WaS a HiGhEr PoWeR gUiDiNg My PaTh.
GAMZEE: tHeSe PoWeRs MaDe SuRe ThAt I wOuLd Be ThErE, tO rEcEiVe A gReAt WaRrIoR’s FiNaL mEsSaGe, AnD rElAy It To YoU oN tHiS dArK aNd DrEaRy DaY oF dEaTh.
GAMZEE: HoNk!
GAMZEE: AwWw, ShIzZ. i GuEsS i’Ve GoT tO uP aNd WiNg It!
GAMZEE: YoU eVeR wAkE uP aNd SiT dOwN tO dRoP a FaT oNe In ThE lOaD gApEr, BuT yOuR fLeSh BoDy JuSt AiN’t ReAdY tO gO aNd DoOk It OuT yEt?
GAMZEE: tHaT’s WhAt LiFe WaS lIkE fOr ThE d-MaN.
GAMZEE: A mAn BoRn WiTh A pUrPoSe. A pLaN.
GAMZEE: bUt ThE wIcKeD wAyS oF tHiS wOrLd StOlE tHaT aWaY fRoM hIm...
ROXY: WOW WASNT THAT GREAT FOLKS!
ROXY: WOW JUST WOW I KNEW THIS GUY WOULDNT LET US DOWN
ROXY: BRAVO!!! DAMN I FEEL LIKE IF I NEVER HEARD ANOTHER WORD THIS GUY EVER SAID THATD BE FINE BECAUSE THAT WAS ALL JUST SO *PERFECT*
ROXY: ANYTHING MORE WOULD ONLY DAMPEN THIS PERFECT MEMORY HE GAVE US!
ROXY: TAKE A BOW GAMZEE AND THEN OH YEAH THE EXITS THAT WAY!
GAMZEE: hOoOoOoOoOnK.
ROXY: (hey dude can u get up there and say somethin as like...)
ROXY: (a palate cleanser?)
JAKE: Gulp! Uh...
ROXY: (he was your best bro! come on man surely u got somethin in ur heart to say)
JAKE: Oh... Okay.
ROXY: hay everybody its jakes turn!
ROXY: hes got a few words hed like to say about our dear departed buddy
JOHN: (oh for fuck’s sake.)
JOHN: uhh, hi guys!
DAVE: hey
KARKAT: I SEE THAT EVEN YOU COULDN’T BEAR GAMZEE’S ASININE, BRUTAL AND 100% NONCONSENSUAL ASSAULT ON YOUR LISTEN CRATERS, AND ALSO THE BASIC DECENCY WHICH SAPIENT BEINGS APPARENTLY OWE TO ONE ANOTHER ON THIS PLANET.
JOHN: no, um, actually i listened to the entire thing.
JOHN: i have no idea why i did that. now i have this whole memory in my head that i could have definitely lived without.
JOHN: i was just worried... because you didn’t come back.
JOHN: dave, are you ok?
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: well no
DAVE: but its ok to not be ok about this specific thing i think
DAVE: so for once i think im having like
DAVE: a totally unironically normal emotional reaction to a thing
DAVE: which loops around back to being ok
DAVE: in fact im probs the okayest ive ever been objectively
JOHN: are you SURE?
KARKAT: THAT WAS HALF A HUNDRED WORDS TO EXPRESS A THREE LETTER SENTIMENT.
KARKAT: I’D SAY HE’S DOING FINE.
JOHN: hmm.
JOHN: because i was thinking...
JOHN: do you... want me to go back?
DAVE: go
DAVE: back??
JOHN: with my retcon powers.
JOHN: i could go back and stop him.
DAVE: dude
KARKAT: JOHN!
JOHN: what!
KARKAT: DO YOU NOT HAVE AN INCH OF GODDAMN SENSE IN THAT THICK FUCKING SKULL OF YOURS?
JOHN: what!!!
DAVE: john
DAVE: come on what are my powers
JOHN: ummm... time travel?
DAVE: so you dont think i wouldve already done that if i thought it was a good idea
JOHN: well ok yeah, obviously.
JOHN: but if you DID do it we wouldn’t even know right now because it would’ve just made a new timeline where dirk didn’t kill himself. that’s how time travel works, right?
DAVE: ehhh well actually
JOHN: but!
JOHN: if i retcon it...
JOHN: then it’s like it never even happened!
JOHN: we wouldn’t have had this horrible funeral at all.
DAVE: i dunno dude thats
DAVE: a little fucked up actually
JOHN: you think so?
DAVE: yeah
DAVE: dirk was a complicated guy
DAVE: dude obviously had reasons for doing what he did
DAVE: if you go back and just rewrite his decision
DAVE: thats like denying him his personal autonomy
JOHN: huh. i... didn’t think about it that way.
JADE: dave!!! roxys wondering where you are
DAVE: oh yeah be right there
JADE: what about you karkat? you coming??
KARKAT: YES! GOD!
KARKAT: CAN’T A MAN STAND ON A MOIST AND DREARY PIECE OF RELIGIOUS PROPERTY TO HELP CONSOLE HIS MAIN BRO?!
KARKAT: JESUS FUCK, GOD FORBID WE UPSET THE CAREFULLY ORCHESTRATED FUNERAL PROGRAMMING WHICH JUST FEATURED A SEGMENT WHEREIN A DEEPLY UNPOPULAR CLOWN PISSED HIMSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLAMORING PAPARAZZI!
JADE: oh lord... you dumb baby
JADE: karkat it looks to ME like youre the one third wheeling dave and johns poignant brotimes
JADE: so why dont you get your butt on over here???
KARKAT: ARGH... FINE!
DAVE: john
DAVE: i get what you were trying to do
DAVE: but
DAVE: its ok dude
DAVE: im ok
JOHN: that’s weird...
JOHN: it was working just the other day.
ROXY: lmao john its just me
ROXY: doin ok up there b?
JOHN: i’m fine!!!
JOHN: wait. b?
ROXY: yea like short for babe
ROXY: cuz ur my babe b
JOHN: oh, haha. right.
ROXY: is dave ok?
JOHN: yeah, i guess.
JOHN: ...
JOHN: are YOU okay?
ROXY: yea
ROXY: yea
ROXY: actually
ROXY: im more than ok
ROXY: cause ive been thinking
JOHN: oh?
ROXY: about you n me
ROXY: and this
ROXY: hey john
ROXY: we should get hitched
JOHN: ummmmmm...
JOHN: um...
JOHN: ...what???
ROXY: um what WHAT?
ROXY: john cmon
ROXY: marry me
JOHN: like...
JOHN: right NOW?
ROXY: lmao totes
ROXY: were already at the church n everything
JOHN: o-oh my god.
JOHN: oh my god!
ROXY: john
JOHN: oh my god, are you serious??
ROXY: no LOL
ROXY: john u take everything so literally
ROXY: its fuckin adorbs
JOHN: is that... why you want to marry me?
ROXY: yea
ROXY: im off the charts with all my jokes n shit
ROXY: and i gotta even all that out
ROXY: with this like HUGE helping of clueless nerd :)
JOHN: roxy...
ROXY: ok but lets be serious here moment
ROXY: i actually do love that youre so earnest
ROXY: its cute as fuck and also
ROXY: i always know where i stand with you
JOHN: roxy...
ROXY: sides this whole
ROXY: THING with dirk
ROXY: its made me realize that even though were immortal
ROXY: were not necessarily gonna live forever
ROXY: lifes too short not to spend every moment with the one u love
JOHN: you...
JOHN: LOVE me??
ROXY: yea john i love you
ROXY: wanna marry u and spend the rest of my life with u and pop out a bunch of cute lil buck toothed babies with you
JOHN: oh, uh. haha, wow. roxy that’s um.
JOHN: that’s a LOT.
ROXY: well you dont gotta answer rn
ROXY: just know its on the table
JOHN: i...
JOHN: i...
JOHN: ok.
JOHN: ok, let’s... let’s do it!
ROXY: ooo u want to do it??
JOHN: yeah!
JOHN: er... i mean...
JOHN: um, yeah. that too.
JOHN: but i meant...
JOHN: about the getting married thing.
JOHN: let’s... do that!
JOHN: let’s totally get married!!
ROXY: omg
ROXY: were gonna be SO freakin happy!
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companionwolf · 1 year ago
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out of context summary for session 4 (scenes 16 - 20) of my solo ctl game
- 'this is my beautiful house but that is NOT my beautiful wife' aka axis prepares to kill his Fetch here and now
- actually sweet motley thats a true fae. luckily it doesn't give a shit about changelings just property values
- Axis recovers some personal items, including one that's a Touchstone for him
- 'so. have there been uh. other mes visiting you' 'no. now shut up I'm watching daytime tv'
- toy continues to defy expectations. leads to a deal between the four- axis can come here when the true fae is away, as long as he gives proper rent
- what does a true fae ask for as rent? m&ms but specifically green ones.
- next we go to jets home, where thankfully there is only a (human) friend of hers
- REUNION BABEY (there's tears)
- axis and toy standing to the side very awkwardly as these two embrace
- jets turn to recover personal items
- ITS BEEN FIVE FUCKING YEARS? * sound of d10s rolling for clarity stuff *
- jet loses her composure, friend tries to help, the help does NOT work (given that it's a very soft denial of experience)
- toy continues to stare clarity rolls down and go 'wow that's wild.' and either have the attack fail or no damage come up on a success. what is ur secret
- MOTLEY CUDDLE PILE
- do Touchstones need to always have positive scenes to work? do Touchstones themselves always need to be positive? * checks RAW, it doesn't say * MY TTRPG NOW BABEY
- axis Touchstone scene: sentient sweater the second; also resident Central expy is sad who's surprised
- jet Touchstone scene: orange juice + wine + homoerotic tension
- coffee and toaster waffles, breakfast of champions
- knock knock get the door OH SHIT ITS THE HUNTSMAN
- Harley is Very Confused; Jet drops her Mask in desperation; Axis considers throwing her out of the car
- hey. who's that tailing the car. wtf
- some bitch in a fancy black car and sunglasses that's who
- they want Harley, for some reason; Axis says 'no <3', aaaand here comes combat (Axis why are you like this)
- ough pistol gunshot wound gotta hurt... but here's Axis with the steel chair I mean blunt object!
- sunglasses immediately backs off and runs, drops their phone, Axis takes it
- everyone in the car, understandably: axis what the FUCK
- welcome to Toy's old house, this place is very abandoned
- Axis tries to break down a door (or at least force it open a bit), he fails. Harley does it for him and he's impressed
- Jet treats Axis' wound aka Wolf hates the healing rules in this game -_-
- *Harley voice* so you're still not telling us what happened? *Jet voice* yeah he's just like that
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If what Taylor Swift said is true, and any great love keeps you guessing, 2023 TV might just have been your heart’s true desire. 
Even though the concurrent WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes meant there were fewer episodes of TV than usual this year, what didair still managed to surprise us with its narrative twists and turns. To that end, the list below chronicles 20 of the TV plot twists that kept us on the edge of our seats this year.
As is the case with all of TVLine’s year-end roundups: This post is FULL of spoilers. So if you’re behind on any of the shows listed here, consider this your mega, giant, very important, last chance Spoiler Alert! for:
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Rabbit Hole (Paramount+)
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In the final showdown, Weir’s “ex-wife” isn’t his ex-wife!
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Arthur killed Alex!
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Alicia is alive!
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Mel has an estranged biological father… and he lives in Virgin River!
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The Afterparty(Apple TV+)
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The killer intended to off Feng, but accidentally murdered the wrong person!
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Marvel's Secret Invasion (Disney+)
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Fury is married! And has been for years! And his wife is a Skrull!
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Gen V (Prime Video)
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Cate has been erasing everyone’s memories and working with the dean to hide The Woods!
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The Night Agent(Netflix)
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Diane Farr is a bad guy!
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Outlander (Starz)
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Rob Cameron knows Roger and Bree are time-travelers!
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Riverdale (The CW)
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Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead were in a four-way relationship!
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Seb cheated with Big Red!
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the-astromeners-bakery · 3 years ago
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Ok. I just had a therapy session with Harley Quinn and wow I have more trauma then I thought.
She also called me Gothams baby- wtf- is that a nickname I have?
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Counter scenario to Croc's death: He's actually alive but he ended up far away from Gotham (maybe washed downstream by a river or smth while unconscious). So the funeral was held in his memory without the body. How do the rogues react when he returns "from the grave?"
Harley: You’re alive! *runs to tackle him in a hug, though his size makes her kinda just slam into his stomach*
Poison Ivy: We thought you died.
Croc, patting Harley’s back: I got better.
The Riddler: *going completely insane trying to figure out the “riddle” of wtf is happening*
Scarecrow: Wow, that’s great *mentally planning on how to remove his Fear Toxin from the sewer system before Waylon finds out*
Joker: *just flat out leaves and hopes nobody tells Croc about his recent stunt*
Bane, dragging a table from seemingly nowhere and slamming his hand on it: *through choked sobs* Arm wrestling match now!
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fangirlingpuggle · 4 years ago
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So sleep deprived and just very very dumb ramble filled  Riddlebat fic prompt (or just protective rouges gallery). Warning this may be dumb I am very tired.
So the Justice League facing some big bad (Darkseid or Brainaic maybe?)whoever it is broadcasting the fight (the JL not knowing this) towards the end the fight going really bad or the bad guy having a fuck you self destruct button on wherever they are. The JL trying to figure out how to get out only for Bruce to totally do the self sacrifice play making sure the others get out.
Just the rouges watching him trick the others into getting out, making them think he’s goign to but him staying back (either because it couldn’t get them all out or to try and stop trap left behind)
Them watching as he’s still there...and then an explosion and the broadcast cutting out.
Just the rouges all quietly freaking out but not really because ‘please it’s batman he’ll be fine he’ll have gotten out he’s fine he has to be fine...right?’
The slow freak out as days pass and the batman’s not here...well he’s fine he has to be fine...yeah of course he’s fine he’ll be back in no time...he has to be.
Riddlebat bit, Edward very much in denial and slowly but surely freaking the fuck out, not helping that Harley’s crying with worry because the batman’s fine he has to be fine he hasn’t proven he’s smarter then the bastard yet, he has to be fine he’s not allowed to have di...HE’S FINE.AND NO HE’S NOT WORRIED!
The other JL members who show up, and don’t try solving his riddles which is JUST RUDE! Aren’t giving anything away and that’s not making him freakout more. He’s just trying to hack into the JL system to prove he can he’s not looking into if they have the Batman marked down as dead or not.
Just Riddler slowly realizing that oh fuck..I LOVE HIM. (Very slowly) the JL members who help out Gotham (flash, GL) (Because Bruce is on forced bed rest with a very pissed Diane guarding him because how many times have they told him not to pull that self sacrificing bullshit!!) all know that Batman has a crush on the Riddler (Because they’ve worked together for years and they see his smile when he gets those stupid riddle filled threats and ‘wow Bruce has a crush but also DUDE NOW IS NOT THE TIME’ also the Robins told them) and they’re going to get these idiots to realize their feelings...also they totally want to fuck with these guys they are not losing this opportunity.
Just Batman finally showing back up and getting wither very awkward hug from rouges gallery (mainly Harley) or the most awkward sudden confession from Riddler....
Bruce is just like ...WTF happened while I was gone...do I still have brain damage? I may still have brain damage. (The Robins are recording it they knew this shit was going to happen)
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marvelsbetch · 4 years ago
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Peter Parker’s parent teacher conference
Warnings: IronStrange, Supremefamily, bullied Peter, dick head teachers, anxious Peter and homophobia.
-Peter POV-
"Hey Bambi, why didn't you tell us about your parent-teacher conference tomorrow night?" Pops asked sitting next to me on the living room couch.
"I didn't think you would've wanted to go? Dads not the one for school or teachers and you're -well- you." I explained tentatively.
"I'll take that as a compliment. Just so you know, we'll be there for around 5 so just after your decathlon meeting. It'll just be me and your dad so no need to be embarrassed." Pops told me.
"Thanks. This'll be the first parent-teacher conference I would've ever been to." I told him.
"Same kid. It's a first time experience for us all." Pops smiled at me.
"Not many times that happens." I commented resting my head on his shoulder.
"No it's not Bambi, no it's not." He smiled putting his head on mine.
-Next day at 5 o'clock-
"Hey Penis, what're you still doing here? This is a thing for kids with parents." Flash taunted walked passed me in the gymnasium as I waited for my dads.
"Shut up Flash, you know nothing about my family." I told him.
"You better watch your tone Parker or you'll have another black eye." Flash threatened getting really close to me.
"If you would be so kind as to step away from my kid, it would he greatly appreciated." Pops' voice spoke from next to me. They must've just arrived.
"Oh my God! It's Stephen Strange! And Tony Stark!" Flash all but yelled making the whole room fall silent.
"It's Stephen Stark actually. I didn't spend thousands on a wedding for people to not recognise my changed last name." Pops corrected.
"I'm so sorry. I'm such a fan of both of your works." Flash blabbered composing himself.
"Eugene! We've been looking everywhere for you!" A man, who I presume is Flash's father, scolded walking up to us with a woman trailing behind.
"Sorry father but look who I found. The Starks." Flash excitedly announced.
At this point I slowly slipped away from him and walked up to my Dad who gladly greeted me with a hug. I could feel the warmth of the arc reactor on my chest and it gave a strange comfort. After a few moments we let go but I didn't move very far, being so close to Flash made me really anxious.
"Underoos you okay?" Dad asked me worriedly trying to look into my eyes.
"Yeah I'm fine, just tired. I was up late finishing a piece of homework last night." I lied hoping Pops wouldn't say anything as I fell asleep on him last night.
"Wow Mister Stark. I must say I'm a big fan of your work. If you haven't noticed I try to style myself off of you." Flash's father said showing off his black tailored suit and aviator sunglasses and reached out for a handshake.
"I'm flattered but I don't do handshakes. I'm not the biggest fan of touching." Dad told him trying to give a convincing smile.
"Then why've you got an arm around Pen-Peter?" Flash asked making both my Dads give him the 'Bitch WTF' look. I hate that look. Dad was about to say something but I decided to cut in.
"So, why don't we do what you came here to do and speak to my teachers? Sounds great, let's go." I spoke grabbing Pops' hand and dragging him and Dad to one of my teachers.
"Who was he?" Dad asked in a demanding tone.
"Nobody important. Look Mr. Harrington's free. Let's go and talk to him." I rushed and pulled my dads towards Mr. Harrington's table.
"Ah, Peter and Mr. and Mr. Stark. Lovely to meet you, I love all you've done for the world." Mr Harrington spoke as we took our seats.
"Thank you Mr. Harrington." Pops said.
"No problem. So, I teach Peter Physics and I've got no problems. The only thing I would say is that he is often on his phone during lesson and doesn't listen that much. However with that being said, he's never got below an A+ on his tests. You should be proud of him." Mr. Harrington smiled.
"We are. Is that all?" Dad said ruffling my hair slightly.
"That's all thanks." Mr. Harrington announced and shook Pops' hand before we walked away.
"That was a really good report but who're you texting during class? It better not be one of the others or your dad." Pops asked and gave Dad a pointed look.
"No it's this guy I met online. His names Harley Keener and he seems really nice." I explained as I lead them to my history teacher.
"Harley Keener?" Dad asked shocked.
"Yeah. Why? Do you know him?" I questioned.
"Sorta. I'll explain when we get home." Dad dismisses before turning around to face my history teacher Mrs. Keens.
"Wow, this is a shock. It's not everyday the Starks turn up to a parent-teacher conference. How are you both?" She rushed out slightly flustered.
"We're doing fine thank you. How is Peter in this subject?" Pops asked, straight to the point as always.
"Peter is amazing, always hands his homework in on time, always listens in lesson and has never received less than an A on a test. You should be proud of him." She informed smiling at me.
"Wow, our little goody-two-shoes." Dad teased ruffling my hair slightly.
"One thing that you may or may not be aware of is a boy called Eugene Thomson. He seems to be bullying Peter for whatever reason, I've caught him a few times throwing paper balls at Peter or sliding him malicious notes. I'm not sure if it's friendly or not but I felt you should know. Thank you." Mrs. Keens informed, may the ground swallow me up now.
"We will also discuss this later on." Pops told me sternly, oh no.
We left Mrs. Keens with a slight wave and headed back to the main area to find another teacher. My eyes landed on my English teacher who didn't seem very happy, this is not going to end well.
"Oh look, it's your English teacher." Dad commented and pointed to Mr. Malory. Fuuuuuuuuck.
"How do you know my English teacher?" I asked worriedly.
"Research department, making sure my son has the best education he can. Let's go to him now while he's free." Dad brushed off and started to walk towards him. God save me.
My English teacher hates me for no reason, always turns a blind eye to Flash, always nitpicks my assignments and finds any reason to not give me a good grade. He's also quite homophobic and has expressed on many occasions his hatred for my Dads and anything to do with them. He even leads a group called the 'Freedom from Starks'. This is so not ending well.
"Peter, didn't expect to see you here." Mr. Malory commented not looking up from his clip board.
"Well, this is a parent-teacher conference and I, as his parent, would like to speak to my sons teacher about his school work. If you'd be so kind." Dad said, his words oozing sarcasm and sass. He really did his research.
Mr. Malory picked his head up and stared Dad dead in the face. The distaste clearly shown on both faces as the three of us took our seats, Pops took Dad's hand, probably as a way to calm him down. This is worse than I thought.
"Well, if I'm being honest, Peter is the worse student I've ever taught. He's disruptive in lessons, throws paper at a wonderful student called Flash Thompson, slides Flash malicious notes and seems to find any excuse to blame Flash. His work is simply upgradable and I couldn't thing on a bigger lost cause than your son. Any questions?" Mr. Malory spoke and Dads face got redder and redder with anger.
"Really, then why did the last teacher we speak to say it was the other way around, that 'Flash' was the one throwing paper and passing notes?" Dad questioned leaning forward in his seat.
"Look, I don't know what happens in other lessons and quite frankly, I don't care. All I know is Peter is a major distraction and it's bordering bulling with Flash." Mr. Malory told us.
"What about his work is so upgradable? Is it his handwriting or the content of what he's writing?" Pops asked placing his other hand on top of Dads. This is getting serious.
"The content. The ludicrous stories of the Norse Gods and his 'adventures' with them are beyond reason. His stories are beyond the realm of possibility and are just ludicrous." Mr. Malory told them.
"His stories about the Norse Gods, does this involve Thor putting his hammer in inconvient places or Loki and black widow being kind and caring to others?" Das asked.
"Yes." Was Mr. Malory's short response.
"Well, it is within the realm of possibility as it happens. Every single day at the compound or sanctum." Pops spit out trying to keep calm.
"Oh well, maybe he should learn to be more creative with his stories." Mr. Malory spoke silently challenging Pops.
"Thanks sir." I hastily said before dragging both my dads out of their seats and walking off.
"No Pete, I would like to hear more about how much of a bad student you are." Dad argued challenging Mr Mallory.
"And I will be glad to provide. Mr Park-"
"Stark." Dad deadpans.
"Mr Stark is highly disruptive not only to Mr Thomson but is also always on his phone, sleeping in class or just straight up not listening. Honestly, his behaviour is a reflection as to why you people shouldn't be allowed to have kids, you simply don't know how to raise them." Mr Mallory continued to explain. Dad went red.
"What do you mean by you people?" Pops asked scarily calm as be placed a hand on Dad's knee to soothe him slightly.
"Gays. You shouldn't be allowed children because there's not a mother to properly raise them, I never had these issues when Peter lived with May. I honestly think it would be in his best interest to place him back in her care."
Oh my god. He knows May is dead. He knows that I can't be 'placed back in her care' and It was the same when I did live with her, nothing changed.
We were all stunned into silence, including some of the surrounding parents and teachers who were stunned. Well, we were silent until Dad blew up at him.
"How dare you," he began, "I take as good care of my son as any other parent here does, I give him as much as I can and do everything I can to be a good parent to him. If he's sleeping in your classes or being distracted then maybe you should make your lessons more interesting and not be blind sighted by your homophobic, bigoted and downright dickish beliefs. Your head may be crammed so far up your ass you can smell your lungs but maybe once join us in the real world and see that just because people are different doesn't mean they're not as capable. I will be putting in a formal complaint and if I were you, I'd start looking for new places of employment seeing as I am one of the biggest donators to this school. Come on Pete, we're going home."
Dad then grabbed Pops' hand and my arm before storming out of the building towards the car. You could see the steam coming out of his ears as Pops tried in a desperate attempt to calm him down.
I think I can safely say that this night was a disaster.
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congrats erika!!! 🪐 anakin or padme? + 💌
thank you noa!! here you go, i really hope you like it <33
okay so ranking your sets was really hard but somehow i managed to narrow it down to 6 favorites. i really adore all of them, you're so talented!! 1. this harry styles set OMG this concept is just so good i'm obsessed!! the layout is very nice and this set is just so fun to look at. all the x factor stuff though, i'm emotional 🥺 i also adore the last gif with the hearts, it's lovely <3 such a cool idea, LOOVE!!
2. this clueless set like whaaat this is SO fun!! i'm in love with the graphics, so nostalgic!! and this just fits the movie's vibes incredibly well. the colors are super pretty and the set as a whole is so nice and cohesive!!
3. this heartstopper set THIS COLORING!! ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED. like the pops of color look sooo good with the black & white!! once again the layout is also nice and works well. just perfection.
4. this harley quinn set omgg again the layout is so cool!! also love that you used the same shape in the last gif, it really brings the set together. i absolutely love the colors in this set, so soft and pretty <3 and the blending on the third gif! soo good.
5. this a new hope set like wow you've made the purple and red look soo good!! and on this movie of all things, the talent! i also really love the shots you've chosen, they all go together so nicely.
6. this anakin skywalker set MYGOD I LOVE SUFFERING. i'm just a sucker for sad anakin sets and these lyrics?? OUCHH. and all the shots you chose asdgsgf. especially the third gif like WTF i want to die!! and the blending in this set?? incredible!! just obsessed with this <3
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