#hatchelfield

[adankrivervalleynearyou]

[argoii-official]

so guys... i think the apocalypse is starting in my town, you've probably never heard of it, im from Hatchelfield, but they're worshiping a toy, uh the Tickle-Me-Wiggly and it looks like they're trying to bring Wiggly (which is apparently a real thing) into our dimension so he can... do smth idk mby take over the world and make us all his servants yada yada.

but they're fighting each other to get the Tickle-Me-Wiggly dolls which they are apparently going to use to summon their dark god into our dimension.

the problem is, i have the last Tickle-Me-Wiggly doll in this mall and im sacred they're going to try to kill me so they can perform their ritual with it.

and i can't just give it to them cuz i saw them kill an "unbeliever" soooo

any advice?

[what-am-i-outside-my-google-tabs]

Love the continue reminder in Hatchelfield to Welcome to Night Vale.

[adankrivervalleynearyou]