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i normally dont send asks because im shy but your elysia! yn posts gave me brain worms...... imagine... shadow milk and elysia yn doomed lovers... imagine the angst...
Just a memory.
#HE. MISSES YOU SMMMM#now his memories of you now roams around his spire even tho he doesnt like it#well uhm. elysia is actually dead so this request is ON POINTTTT#it can be one of his reasons why he got corrupted...#anon you genius#send more asks ! i dont bite :3#alli answers#crk x reader#crk x you#shadow milk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#ouhhh do you think you two wanna get married but it was too late.#what if shmilk killed you like kevin killed elysia...what if he killed you during his pre corruption era#man idk but this is so doomed this is so aurgh
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Influencer Soren but he doesn't give a flying fuck about internet safety. If someone asks him for his address and schedule? He tells them, no hesitation at all. The only reason why this doesn't bite him in the ass is because of Squeaky. Squeaky is basically a giant ass lizard in the modern day au and people find her absolutely horrifying. She's the only thing making sure Soren doesn't get robbed because everyone is convinced she's just waiting for the day to get a taste of human flesh.
#the dragon prince#soren#tdp soren#soren the dragon prince#soren only starts caring when corvus comes around and they end up moving in together#soren wont give the adress but he will share his schedule#again#squeaky is the only reason why it doesnt bite him in the ass#because soren takes her out on walks and people immediately go to the other side of the road#corvus also makes sure soren stays safe by always having his location and reinforcing internet safety#squeaky and corvus are working overtime because soren just doesnt gaf#he has a sword and knows how to use it#giveusthesaga#continuethesaga#give us arc 3
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i think this is his very best astarion impression. like father like son
#god i love this little guy#astarion doesnt bite without consent#unless its a random humanoid enemy and then he does#but they had it coming#bg3#baldurs gate 3#owlbear#owlbear cub#astarion
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putting teeth on helmets i think should have them
#changeman#gekiranger#gingaman#go onger#watched amazon bite shit with his helmet and it fundamentally changed me as a person#and now i am of the firm belief that more helmets should be able to bite people#renn my baby boy i love you so much but oh my fucking god do i hate your helmet#its so 🙁#buT WHAT IF HE HAD TEEFIES#i actually love the changeman helmets a whole lot they are some of my absolute favourites of all time BUT THAT BEING SAID#'legendary beasts' my ass. griffon and dragon should have teeth idc if you dont give the other three anything#please just let my boys have teeth#gingaleon doesnt have big canines but if we close our eyes we can pretend he does <3#jan is self explanitory please let that boy bite things#2024 art tag
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GUARD DOG SUNGHOON 🗣️
#♡.gabi barks#LISTENNNNN OKAY LISTEN#like. ok#german shepherd or rottie hybrid hoon… or dobie hybrid… omfg#if he’s a shepherd he has fluffy pointed ears n a thick fluffy tail to match#rottie hoon has little folded ears n a curled tail that straightens out when hes alert#dobie hoon…….. slim pointed ears#nubby lil tail#n his teef… sharp Long canines that#maybe peak out of his mouth idk this is unrealistic but i dont CAREEEEEE im just brainrottomg ok#he’s soso protective like. Overprotective#when u take him out w u he Has to be muzzled bcs he’ll snap at weirdos that stare at u too long or try talking to you#idk omo… somehow….. ur out n he cant bite you bcs of the muzzle so he just starts humping you n snarling n just. Pisses on you#gets ur clothes AND his wet but he doesnt care bcs now youre marked as His territory#scary guard dog hoonie…#what breed r we thinking Pls lmk in asks :3#enhypen smut#park sunghoon smut
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my dark urge oc and astarion have truly been the most chaotic of duos
#tw: animal death#this interaction was made even funnier by the fact i hadnt got the bite scene yet so my party didnt even know he was a vampire#him: you ruined a perfectly good snack#the rest of the party: 🤨🤨🤨#the one time he doesnt approve of durge giving into their desires lmao#bestie was HUNGRY#bg3#bg3 shitpost#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate iii shitpost#astarion#astarion x tav#astarion x dark urge#astarion x durge#bg3 durge#bg3 dark urge#oc: athras
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IM SO IN LOVE WITH VAMPIRES!! and boy do i love THE SUCKENING!! VERY excited to see the misadventures of sad wet cat, sharp angry cat, and the COOLEST cat i ever did see
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#some of these were drawn with MOUSE and others were made with my COOL NEW TABLET OOOOHYEAH!!#I JUST FINISHED EP 3 AND OOOHHH MY GGOD. OHHH MY GOOOODD IM IN LOVE WITH EACH OF THESE CHARACTERS#LIKE ARTHUR OH MMY GOOODD ARTHUR FUCKIN BENNEEETTT#SO CONFIDENT SO COOL I FUCKIN LOVE THOSE JUST. UNBREAKABLY CONSTANTLY STOIC CHARACTERS#HIS LIKE CATCH PHRASE. HIS TO-THE-FUCKING-POINT BEHAVIOR#HES LIke a hard candy with TRAGIC GOO TRAPPED INSIIDEEE he is a mollusk to me and i wanna break opEN THAT SHHHEELLL BABYYYY#AND SPEAKIN OF SHELLLSS emizel oh mmy god little guy#i KNOW hes softer than he lets on. and yet i wanna see him bite and attack more people and set things ablaze#i wanna fund his research. and by research i mean arson#AND OOHH SHILLOOO lil prince shilo hes my small baby boy whos okay with death as long as he doesnt have to see#THERES SOMETHING RRRROTTEN AT THE CORE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL APPLE PIE#AND I CANT WWWAIT TO SEE WHAT COMES OF IT#ALSO FUNFACT!! im tryin to make emizel n shilo look more similar#so if u CLOSELY LOOK u will see that their hair is similar. noses n face shapes are the same. they have Heart shapes in their bangs#also unrelated but im a lil in love with deacon keller.... i just rly like cowboys.... like i just think hes neat.... yeehaww#I ALSO LOVE KITTIEESSS ALL THE LIL KITTY SOUNDS IN THIS SHOW ARE SO CUTE...#i heard 'gray cat with round orange eyes' n immediately thought of tama from jjba. yknow the stray cat? dies and becomes magic plant?yeaaaa#cant wait for more. ill scream abt what happened in ffUUUCUKKIGNG EPSIODE 3 LATER BC OH MMY GGOOODDDD!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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I've been away from home for so long now and I miss my cat so fucking much 😭 so i wanna request a little Eris fluff where the bond snaps for him and he starts courting reader and one of his gifts is a hound pup... 😃 bonus points if reader is part of the IC and they all have a soft spot for her 🤭🤭🤭

ASDJHAFJD POOKIE I LOVE THIS IDEA 🥹ALSO I FEEEEL YOU BECAUSE i have a pet birdie and i love him sm but we moved countries in 2022 and we couldn't bring him w us so i havent seen him for so long and i miss him sm🥺☹️
ANYWAYS this idea gave me so much inspo omg i finished writing it just now and its like, 1756 words rn 🥹 (i need to edit it still but im SO HAPPY)
CUS IM TRYING TO KEEP A SCHEDULE ILL POST IT ON FRIDAY 28 FEB AT 8PM GST HEHEEHHE🥹
#i saw him last year after 2 YEARS 👹and hes changed sm 😭#he used to be such an adorable piece of sheet but now hes a meanie :(#like i was his fav ever person but ig now hes forgotten me so he kept trying to bite me ☹️#maybe because i used to hover over him all the time and now hes living with my aunt and ig they obvi cant be next to him at all times :(#hes also grown so ig hes a meanie now and doesnt want as much scratches 🥺#my lil baby 😭#ANYWHO🙂#knox <3#THANK YOU FOR THE IDEA POOKIE I LOVED WRITING IT LIEK I FINISHED IT UP IN ANHOUR OR TWO🥹#eris x reader#asks <3#my bbgs <3#moots <3#requests <3
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this is mine and sugu’s piece of heart babyboy selene btw. 💕
#he’s absolutely a menace#but also a gentleman#distinguished gentleman kitten if you will#enasugu’s kitty <3#satoru also loves him btw but he has a love-hate relationship w satoru#he just doesnt see satoru as a dad he wants to purr next to he sees satoru as a dad he needs to bite & scratch & play with#absolutely climbs over satoru and gently nibbles his chin to initiate playtime#waddles over and cuddles next to suguru though#he has a dad for every mood#satosugu#en rambles#ena’s itty bitty kitty 🐈⬛
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happy birthday to my beloved one and only a-yao!!!! light of my life who deserves all the love and appreciation on his birthday <333

#important to note this was drawn from lxc pov originally as part of the xiyao animatic until i got carried away and had to turn it into its#own full drawing#turns out it is easy to draw from lxc pov because we both see jgy through eyes filled of love towards him 😌#he deserves the best birthday with all the love and celebrations (which he doesnt have to organise for once!!!)#to make up for all the horrible horrible birthdays he has in canon :(((#a-yao i love you so much i cannot put into words arghhhhhhhh#yeah maybe i will be baking him cake later so should you tbh#if anyone is mean to him in his tag on his birthday i will bite you <3#magestic xiandu in the sunset......what i wouldnt give to be in lxcs place to see this irl#jin guangyao#meng yao#mdzs#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#pasc's art tag
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The thing about Astarion is that this man is TERRIBLE at trying to hide that he's a vampire, but he's SO bad at it that he somehow loops back around to being successful anyway
My first playthrough, my first thought upon being tackled and threatened by this pasty-ass, white-haired, red-eyed asshole [affectionate] was "Oh, a vampire? Sweet!" only to immediately remember that it is Daytime and we are in The Sun and admonish myself for stereotyping. Like said to myself out loud "Don't make assumptions, that's rude! He could just have albinism!"
Basically what I'm saying is, while this man is definitely rolling a 2 on his Do Not Obviously Be A Vampire check, my dumb ass is immediately rolling a nat 1 on perception and convincing myself why the Super Obvious Vampire is Definitely Not A Vampire Actually
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#text#i would say i am not immune to propaganda#but im not entirely sure what the propaganda that im not immune to even is in this case#in my defense i did figure it out before Bite Night#it just took finding the boar and later him talking about how he doesnt like seafood but loves red meat rare and ''the bloodier the better'#before i texted my friend like ''sooo Astarion is definitely a vampire right?''#listen just because my Tav has a high perception doesnt mean i do okay
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HE??????
#doesnt he know im INSANE????#im a loyal gyub bias i am a loyal gyub bias i am a loyal gyub bias i am-#ZHANG HAOOOOO THE MAN YOU AREEEE#hao <3 bites him 🥰#zhang hao#hao#zb1#zerobaseone#jebewon my loves <3
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not an original or new thought of mine but Akaashi w many beauty marks. and the bokuaka twist Where bokuto fixates on them perhaps especially when they, as some may say, Freak It. thank u
#nia chats#<3 bkak#On my mind#Umm. discussion of bkak Freaking it ahead.#Like bokuto one day realizing how many akaashi actually has. just on visible skin#But then he seesakaashi shirtless for the first time and he jsutkeeps staring. Do you know what I Mean ?#bokuto kissing akaashis beauty marks and he has a habitof kissing/biting the ones on his baack while they FREAK IT DOGGY STYLE#DO YOUKNOW WHAT I MEAB ?#drags mu hands down my face.#bokuto body worsbip mode going on a mission to spotand kiss as many as he can . Do you know What I mean ?#myheadhurts.. mymhead#And kou also has some even if not as many and keiji kisses them and kou gets all embarrassed . stretchmarks.... MY HEAD#myyaoi.... my yaoiiii 😭😭😭😭 MYYKAIAIAAIAIAO#im being so fr abt freaking it doggy style Like keiji doesnt know how many he has on his back or where they are so#kou is targeting seemingly random spots and hes like ??? When he can process his confusuon past his freak horniness for his boyfriend groani#ng and moaning and whimpering agaisnt his skin And then kou tells him and keiji gets all flustered like R u serious and kous ljterally like#ballsdeep and goingn Of course im serious >:(. LIKE DO UBSEE MY VJSION. my headfickinghrururusi
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for the kink meme: primal and breeding
Send in kinks and my muse will rate them ☼
Primal Definitely not | No | Not Really | It's Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There goes my pants | Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both
❝If I'm understanding it correctly, I guess it depends? Some things seem more appealing than others, I'm afraid.❞
Breeding Definitely not | No | Not Really | It's Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes | There goes my pants | Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both (receiving in this case means his partner asking him to breed them <3)
❝Well that's— quite a complicated topic... There is an important distinction between wanting children and having them,❞ Vigor begins. He is flustered, but versed enough in the topic to not stammer. ❝But it is an...enjoyable...thought...❞
#crimesought#for the purposes of the meme he's not getting so flustered that he cant answer#though tbh he can be very upfront about the whole having kids thing anyway#primal? yes to some things and no to others i.e. not to predator+prey#but likes the rough/pasisonate side (dragging nails + biting + etc) with certain partners <3#for breeding: wants kids but is TERRIFIED of having them when not ready/ if his partner doesnt want them#but if they said they did ??? (regardless of sex tbh) he would go F E R A L#“ put a baby in me” = 🫡🫡🫡🫡#anyway thank you for these <3
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It's. Kind of insane how the datamined gondola/epilogue scene let me have a clearer idea on how lucanis would be post game but it also made me realize how much he and elio just don't belong together... I know that the reason why he's like that with both a romanced and just a friendly rook is not necessarily because it's in character or anything like that but rather how bad production for this game was and how little everyone cared abt rook themselves but god. the way most lines lucanis has interacting with rook are him acting annoyed abt them being there one way or another just doesn't sit right with me. It's kind of yet another bellara situation... you have the protag support these characters thru their absolute worst and they still end up acting like they dgaf ESP compared to the other games where it does feel like there's a real connection between companion and protag
#and maybe i shot myself in the foot by making a little guy who's kind and earnest instead of someone who has more bite#and would be able to withstand all of this but god. i wanted another fenhawke situation where a jaded mostly lonely guy#learns how to let himself be loved and how to hope for better things thanks to a protag who is less dark overall#AND the romance acts accordingly to that... like fenris is very self aware of how hes pushed hawke away and how its affected them#but he also ends up admitting how hard it was for him to do that and how much he regrets it. lucanis... doesnt.#and i know i could make it good and compelling. i know i could fix the lucanis romance if i really wanted to#but that would veer so much into making him like a full on oc and its just. if the devs didnt care abt making sure the protag#stood strong as a character within their own right and had deep connections with the companions. why should I care abt THEIR characters#now that i've fleshed out my own oc????#like i ripped into bg3 a lot for how disconnected tav felt from the entire game AND YET when i finished the game i could 100% say#that my tav's best friends where laezel and shadowheart and that astarion did def love him. i couldnt do that with dav.#also um. sorry this is the way most of u find out i've pretty much given up on the lucanis romance?? </3#thanks to the mutuals who tried to help me make it work but sigh. the more i think abt it the less i like it and the more#i just. miss fenris instead... but hey. if ur an elio fan now his possibilities of staying alive have gone WAAAYY up and#he still is getting a crow bf courtesy of my bff socks @fenrisisms <3
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listening to the thg audiobooks and katniss hating/trying her fucking hardest to hate peeta is so funny
#her internal monologue is like he is cute ⚠️but EVIL⚠️#like i get why its just so fucking funny to me . girl ur gonna marry him <3#i just know in modern au katniss is the girl who writes the get out of my school letter#okay anyway i forgot how good these books r. bc i was 13 when i read them#but they r genuinely great. truly ahead of their time#katniss is a protagonist who doesnt make me want to bite things which is nice also. shes rly cool actually#oh and her and peeta r t4t. okay i think im done now#thg#<- i foresee myself being annoying abt this so making a tag
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