#he is so delcious...

[bubblepopsims]

"Meet my Daddy Cesar, if I were you, I would think long and hard on either wanting or not wanting to get your face punched in. because if you even as so much as attempt to lay a hand on me he will kill you heheheh.. he is deliciously possessive” - L.

[cursedcupcakemaster]

no one asked me for this but fuck it this fandom deserves more

Warnings:fluff,implied fighting

Notes:i do not own these characters these fictions are my interpretation of how they'd be in a relationship with someone, reader can be any species up to y'all, I use "you" for the reader reader is gender neutral

Enjoy everyone~

Type: deluxe fruit tart

Lycion Relationship Headcanons

This man is straight to the point with you about what he wants

I'm pretty sure he met you while out on a mission

Lycion isn't shy with how much he likes you either , pretty sure you'll be dealing with lots of affection

Hes a bit protective but not overly he knows you can handle your own fights but doesn't mean he won't step in if he feels he has to

Saying that this is in a modern timeline or he's free of his prison sentence, he would likely live with you after a while

Most of your dates are probably thrilling activities like watching or participating in MMA matches or rock climbing

If you come to Lycions matches, it genuinely makes him happy hearing you cheer him on

He will eat your meals before matches saying it's good luck

Lycion will teach you how to fight if you don't know how already and want to

Kisses are actually pretty rough but in a way that makes you want more

Cuddles are a must at the end of the day whether it's in his beast form or his default, either way it'll make you feel safe

Surprisingly he has good taste in style and I'm pretty sure he's the one who restocked your closet with stuff that would suit you

As a partner overall he's a big sweetheart that will protect you and make you feel happy

[creativereid]

Dungeon Meshi Sticker Sheet - Coming Soon 👀

[lostintransist]

Broken Beyond Bearing

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@beloveds-embrace I hope I did this idea a bit of justice so far. Inspired by the delcious idea from beloveds found here.

AO3

CW: references to medical procedures that were not agreed to, reader is dying, A/B/O, odd dynamics, babies first time writing A/B/O.

A/N: I am really new to A/B/O so if something feels off or if you want more of this idea LMK!

Kate told you that the CIA still used Morse code in the field sometimes. It had fallen out of fashion after World War II and the alphabet soup of government agencies liked to reuse what they could. She said it worked best for short messages and when speaking could alert enemies. She talked at you nonstop on the long drive from the hospital. You wondered if the silence would bite at her toes or if the drone of the engine would keep it at bay.

She found you in the waiting room. Back straight, head upright you stare out the window across from you. If you ignore her maybe she will leave you alone like everyone else. You had been freed from a facility when some government agency or another busted them for performing illegal experiments on betas. Everyone else had a family to return to.

You weren’t everyone.

“I have a friend at this hospital. He called me when he saw that you had yet to be released,” she uses a soft voice as if the mint green and oddly shaped couches were pews instead. Pews don’t creak like plastic when you shift your weight. “My name is Kate. My friend, Ty, is an administrator here. He mentioned you needed someone to sign for you due to your beta status and the lack of documentation on your identity.”

Silence had been your only weapon against the staff there and the staff here.

She smells of alpha, the heady scent that should reek of safety and confidence. It tastes sour in the back of your throat.

“I’ve read through the information about you from Scorpio, the changes they made to you? They don’t expect you to make it another five years.” Kate rubbed her hands down the top of her slacks. “I’m here to give you an offer.”

Glancing at her without turning your head you wait. When she meets your side eye you shift your gaze back to the distant fluffy clouds dotting the sky like sheep grazing through a meadow. The sky sheep look all the whiter for the blanket of snow smothering the earth below.

“I know of a group of men, even split between them alpha and omega, who could use someone to care for. They are gone for long stretches of time and won’t pressure you for anything, only to care for you and use you as a touchstone of normalcy,” Kate lets out a breath, the shifting air bringing more of her should be comforting scent to your nose.

Voices drift past the locked doors to your right. You had posted up on the maternity floor, the staff had yet to find you here the last few times you were able to avoid their gazes.

“Why me?” Your voice whispers out. Should have grabbed the water mug the night nurse had left on your tray before you ducked from the room.

“Well, that’s the sticking point. They don’t know you would be coming. The guys have started to fray at the edges, getting reckless on jobs. I need them to be safe. If they have someone to come home to?”

Ah, so this wasn’t about you. Couldn’t ever be about you could it? No. Always a beta, never important.

Scorpio had seen six hundred seventeen betas through their doors before you quit counting. Not one of them left through the front door.

“You can’t tell them I’m dying.”

Control had to be a resource you doled out sparingly.

“Done.”

“And I get my own bed.”

The wrinkles around her face deepen as Kate settles on an unsure look.

“I’m not sure…”

“I will spend time in their nest when invited but I get my own bed,” you look at her now, face to face.

She must see something unmovable in your expression.

Sighing, her eyes drift shut and her shoulders relax.

“I will make it happen.”

Nodding once you stand.

“Lead on Kate, let us meet my doom head-on.”

Kate chooses not to comment on your morose declaration.

Maybe that is why she filled the car with her voice? She must not appreciate your brand of deadly honesty.

Her voice drifts away as she turns off the well-maintained and snow-cleared highway for a clear spot marked only by the tire tracks that lead between the dense trees.

“I’ve told them so many damn times they need to move closer but no it’s all ‘Kate you don’t understand we need the space from everyone’ and never thinking of how hard it is for people to visit them,” she mutters to herself as the color leeches from her knuckles with each slip of the tires.

“Maybe they don’t want visitors.”

Kate’s brows pull down as she glares out the windshield.

Looking back out the window you catch sight of a massive moose between the trunks before it disappears into the trees. It takes another twenty minutes of achingly slow driving before Kate finally relaxes her shoulders.

The smell of satisfaction drifts through the car heater. Turning you find a modestly large cabin, a green metal slanted roof, and a porch that reaches from one corner of the house to the other. Next to the stairs that connected the porch to the ground are two vehicles, one SUV and one large truck, though these both sit neatly under the porch. Kate parks in the open.

Without hesitation she climbs from the driver’s seat, grabbing the backpack she picked up for you with your three changes of clothes and two sets for sleeping. Kate is halfway up the stairs when you finally join her. Snow clings to the canvas of your shoes even as you follow in the large boot prints she left behind for you.

Tucking your arms close to your chest you stand behind Kate as she pounds with a fist on the door. The swish of her coat is the loudest sound beyond her beating for entry. You are fighting to keep your teeth from chattering when the door finally opens. You didn’t know cold had a smell. The only word you could find for it? Sharp.

“John. Took you long enough,” Kate pushes her way through the opening in the door.

A burly man steps back to allow her entrance. He is barely decent, his robe hanging open and tie only just covering his bits. John lifts a brow at you when you don’t immediately follow. You are not dressed for winter. When a particularly chilled bit of wind rushes past you and into the house, he moves to shut the door. Darting inside you watch him warily until you stand near Kate again. She stands in front of a massive couch. Counting the cushions, you give yourself the space to breathe. Twelve separate sitting spaces, three walls of a square, and still with room to walk behind and peer out the window that took up nearly the whole wall behind it.

“Not like you to show up without calling Kate. What is this about?” John steps around the snow you shed on his hardwood floor.

“I brought you a wife.”

They stare at each other for nearly thirty seconds. Your toes start to sting from the cold. The shoes on your feet squeak as you shift from foot to foot. Making the mistake of breathing too deeply you can taste the battle of wills between them. Kate’s shouldn’t be sour scent warred with John’s masculine, woodsy scent. He was an omega?

A long table is positioned opposite the kitchen, and central to it all is a wood-burning stove. The kitchen has an excess of cabinets. You start to count them to avoid what your nose is telling you.

“Why would I need a wife?” He finally asks.

You are also curious about the word choice. Betas weren’t terribly important in the grand scheme, born at a lower rate and died at a faster one. Populations didn’t need betas to survive, they, you, were mostly only good for keeping fights from escalating. With everyone receiving training in school anymore on how to address and deal with signs of rut/heat to avoid fights, death due to rut-related combat had reduced by over half. Betas were less important than ever. The other reduction in deaths had come from Scorpio.

Sarah had always been so proud to tell you about how you were contributing to keeping alphas from killing each other when she drew your blood or injected you with yet another unknown serum. The government had started to pump the barest amount of what Sarah called, calmers, into the water system. Said it was good for everyone, like fluoride.

“Serin, helicopter, Los Alamos, hospital visit. Would you like me to go on?” Kate said all those words as if they made any sort of sense.

John sucked in a deep breath through his nose. His eyes snapped to you.

“What are you?”

Kate steps in front of you. The slap of your hand to your scent gland runs parallel to her words. Sarah had done something to you, changed everything at a base level, including your scent.

“Beta, and a wife. Someone to care for, someone who needs you.”

His eyes are on you as sounds from deeper in the house reach your ears. Deep voices, a loud thump, then laughter. You look past John and see a set of stairs near the front door that leads to a second floor that only takes up part of the space from the vaulted ceiling.

“We don’t need anyone Kate-” he folds his arms across his hairy chest as Kate cuts him off.

“Should I ask them then? Call them down and see what they say?” She glares up at him, the height difference not making a difference even when her alpha to his omega should. You had only ever seen one dynamic, alpha ruling, all else managing to stay out of their way. That did not hold true here. They battled as equals.

John let his lung full of air go, a sigh of admission as his hands fell to his hips.

“No. We will take her.”

Kate nods once, settling your backpack on the couch before turning and giving your shoulder a squeeze.

When she turns back to John she gives him the final piece of information.

“She gets a room to herself. Doesn’t need to be much, but at least a place to retreat when everything becomes too much.”

He rolls his eyes but nods.

“Anything else Kate?” He asks drolly.

The glare she sends him is met with a smirk.

“I will check back in a week to see how everyone is settling.”

John walks her to the front door, opening it for Kate to step back into the startling brilliance of the sun twinkling off snow.

When the door clicks shut behind her John turns to you. His eyes drift from your feet upward until settling on your face.

“Hello, wife.”

Part 2 | Broken Masterlist | Masterlist

[the-circus-grounds]

your shrimpo design makes me so ungodly happy. quick does he like scallop pasta- too late here it comes along with a thumbs up in I love your art

shrimpo: "I'm Really not much of a foodie. goob likes pasta tho"

also thank you so much!! i do enjoy me a good plate of pasta, and the texture of scallops is so good. that broccoli looks so delcious too 10/10 would eat - finty

[xxstylefntsyxx]

I need A Eater

♡ Katakuri x Black!Reader ♡

Outfit

☆ Eating food, Sex, Food Play, Messy Sex ☆

"I want to taste you." He said casually. You turned your head, mouthful of the makeshift chocolate fondue with a marshmallow. Your face was stuffed, and a little bit of chocolate stuck to your plump bottom lip. You batted your precious eyes at his request. He groaned, mumbling under his breath.

"I wanna taste you ♡" He leaned closer to your lips, licking them. He loved the taste of the chocolate from your lips.

"Katakuri-," he cut you off, slowly pushing you back on the sofa. Cars down below honked and beeped, covering up your soft moans. He slowly trailed his hands down to your gorgeous hips. He leaned back, mindlessly grabbing the whipped cream.

His other hand went to pulling your hands away from your dress top. Your breast almost peeked from the opened top. You whimpered his name, wondering what he was doing. Was he even consciously talking back to you anyways?

"I'm dressing my dessert." He said casually. Shaking the can up - he didn't take his eyes off yours. He drew a cute heart on your chest. The cold foam makes you shiver. He leaned in, licking up the whipped delight from in between your breasts. His warm breath and wet tongue made you moan.

"Oh my go-" your breath hitched. Katakuri leaned back to spread a dollop of whipped cream on your chest against.

Quickly, he gathered the contents in his mouth again. Your chest felt wet and cold, "Wanna taste you more." He ripped your top down, and your breast bounced out like jelly.

He dressed your nipples in whipped cream. The cold foam hit your nipples. Moans spilled from your chest when he started eating you up like a cake.

Soon, his assaults trailed down, kissing down your chest while pulling the dress down with his kisses. Licking your belly, his hands pulled the dress all the way off. He went down to kiss your clothed cunt.

"Please let me taste you - I'm so hungry, baby-" he droned mindlessly while pulling your panties off. You wanted to protest, on a balcony with neighbors who could just come out and see you getting your pussy ate.

Or the neighboring buildings! What if someone decides to look out the windows or even glance from a nighttime meeting. They'd get a full veiw of your pussy drenched in his tongue.

"Wait! People will see!" He cut you off, "People will die if they watch." He meant it. He truly did. He might be a gruff sweetie, but you had to remember he would kill at the drop of a pen if he wanted to.

In your honor, he would defeinelty kill a man or two. Fingers slowly slide between your cunt, making your back arch. Your hands flew to his shoulders to push him back. His free hand gripped your thigh to keep them apart.

"Dont move, I wanna taste you, sweetie. You're so pretty, perfect. I never told you that my favorite food was you?" He said it shamelessly. He didn't wait for a response before he was back to fingering you slowly and melodically.

"Kata-! Kuri, the neighbors!" He shook his head, silencing your shakey tears. He dipped his head down, licking up your drooly cunt. He growled something unholy, his eyes rolled back in heaven. Your hands slipped off his body, jerking uncontrollably.

His fat tongue rolled around your clit before he settled to sucking it, "Shit! O-oh!" That feeling mixed with the way his fingers still pistoned inside of you made your head weak.

Whining and droning on- he couldn't help himself either. His tongue slipped inside of you as well. Breathing got harder because of your legs tightening around his face. He didn't stop his attacks- he loved your pussy the way it dripped down his chin. That sweet taste he was served when giving you messy oral sex.

It was like eating ice cream in his opinion. So sweet, delicate, and so fucking delcious. Katakuri growled when your hands grabbed his hair. You pulled with that little weak strength making him just lick your pussy harder and faster.

That halo over your head is what he was aiming for. That look is your desperate little eyes while you looked at him. He was drunk off it. You looked like an angel. Tasted like cake.

That made you an angel cake, right? Fuck yes~

"My mouth, please~" He said. The coil in your stomach began to slowly unravel like thread. Yelling his name, you've long forgotten your neighbors. Your orgasm and delusional thoughts of him being a father washed over your body with one single, "Daddy~!"

Your tasted washed his tongue over like fine wine. He licked you a few more times, still bathing in that orgam with you.

"Hmph! That's not fair!" You huffed while he slowly sat you back up. His hands traced your nakedness back while he hugged you close, still locking his lips to taste your sweetness still lingering there.

"Fair? I think it's fair to both of us." He grumbled. You bashfully laid in his chest still throbbing.

"I wasn't intending to play tonight ." Whipsering underneath his arms. He ruffled through your hair, "Well, you were just so sweet. I couldn't deny myself that taste. It's like eating a sweet sugary dessert. A cake so good you'll lick the bowl clean."

His voice was tough and sweet, just imagining you made him hard. That sweet taste would be mixed by whipped cream. That flavor forever cemented on his tongue.

You tiny voice asking him if he was alright. He responded with a gruff, "Just thinking about what to do. I think I know now."

You tried to look at his face. Nerves setting in, you laughed, "Ah-uh y-yeah. What are you going to do?"

"Ask me later ♡"

"You're so confusing!"

He picked you up with minimal effort - throwing you up on the couch and over the arm rest.

A/N: Yeah, I kinda like a big man with a big appetite for everything.... even pu- no? Okay, my bad...

[merakiui]

meraaa your fertility god floyd and devil jade stuff content is delcious🤤 do you think floyb would try to impregnate reader, ensuing a jerry springer situation when the child’s born? im extremely fond of this au and would love to hear about any ideas you have brewing about these mischievous baby makers 😈🙏im (im looking forward to more content about this au!! 🙏) love your work!!!😜

-hopeful new anon!!

HIII NEW ANON!!! >w<

I have many thoughts about those eels!!! Mainly the idea that Floyd, as expressive as he is, keeps his feelings close to his chest and so you don’t even know what he feels for you. Maybe you find yourself attracted to him (and oooo that incenses you so much because he’s such an irritating god whose capricious whims get on your nerves)!!! But he’s charming in his own rough, wild ways. Maybe you’re wondering how he feels because whenever the two of you are fooling around he does exactly what’s needed, but then as soon as it’s over he’s back to looking bored and apathetic. Is he even the least bit attracted to you???? T_T your pride is on the line here!!!!

And Jade,,,, that rotten devil who essentially lives with you now because he’s always around, popping up as soon as you complain to yourself about that troublesome god. >:( you turn down Jade’s attempts at taking up the mantle as your own fertility god, just in devil form, because it has to be Floyd. You’re adamant about this. He made a promise. You still have faith that he’ll keep it. Jade thinks you’re so naïve it’s cute.

Maybe Floyd secretly observes you interacting with the children in the village from time to time, just to gauge how well you work with children. Imagine the fertility god feeling baby fever for the first time ever in his existence. Sure, he gives blessings for fertility and successful pregnancies and healthy babies, but he’s never felt the urge to have one himself. But now that he’s admiring how effortlessly you make these children smile, how you handle one that’s upset, how you pacify and gently admonish if there’s been a disagreement or fight, etc… you really would make a great mother. The minute you’re back in his temple he’s pulling you close and deciding it’s another day of “prepping you,” but it’s the first time he’s ever fucked you in such a way before. You wonder what’s gotten into him.

AAAAAAA and Floyd getting to know you outside of your desire for a baby. Stargazing with him and he’s listening to you talk about your hobbies or what your childhood was like. Looking at you like you are the stars. <3 he’s so fond of you. Smiling like a silly boy in love despite being an old god who’s seen it all. When he was younger, he used to fool around with mortals. But that was always so temporary and he got bored of doing the same thing. When you ask him about what his life is like, he’s a little surprised, which is a rare thing to accomplish. It’s just that no one’s ever asked about him outside of his role as a fertility god.

Maybe once upon a time he had a twin brother. And maybe said brother was sacrificed to dark, ancient forces. Maybe Floyd spends every day of his existence regretting his actions and blaming himself for what happened hundreds and hundreds of years ago before he was a fertility god. Maybe he wishes he could go back and take his brother’s place. Maybe he wishes things weren’t so strained and complicated between the both of them.

He notices your downcast expression and pokes you playfully. Oh, did you believe that story? Shrimpy sure is gullible! You shove him harshly because that’s not funny! >:( and Floyd’s grin falters, but he doesn’t let you see it.

Yeah… Yeah, it’s not funny. Not at all.

[green-square-anon]

@lemon-russ @ms--lobotomy (deleted blog, link to a reblog)

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I've said it before but there's so much delcious delicious angst potential (with happy ending we don't do sad ending here!) from Konrad Curze getting an invoulentary erection while alone with the reader in the early stages of their relationship, and him having a borderline panic attack/mental breakdown over it.

He's so used to being feared and revilled that he immediately thinks she's afraid of him now. That he scarred her. That he caused her distress. Being around filth like him when he has an erection? That must be terrifying! She must think he's about to force himself upon her now! And he's ruined everything, because of course he ruined everything, he always does. Of course someone like him could not have something this good.

He acts like an abused fucking child expecting to be hit. Coiling up like a beaten canid, apoligizing up and down, swearing that he would never do something like that.

He's so sorry, he didn't mean to, he's so sorry, he's so sorry-

She sees this and Her heart just breaks. Being embarrassed is one thing and she does not know about sexual norms on Nostramo… or in Konrads head, but he acts like an absused child expecting to be hit as punishment. There is no sign the nighthaunter was ever religious but he truly acts like he has an equal amount of taboo and self hatred at having a sexual response. He's afraid that she's going to look at him like a rapist or that he's somehow hurting her, isn't he? Oh this poor, poor broken man.

And she has to gently reasure him that she knows it's an invountary physiological reaction, that she knows he won't do something like that, that he never made her feel unsafe, that she's fine with it. Is HE fine with it? Does he still want to cuddle? Does he want her to avoid touching that area? Tells him he didn't break any of her boundaries and she cares about his boundaries too.

He probably ends up breaking down crying in her arms after that.

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Yes they do eventually have sex and there's teasing involved and it's all healthy. But this first unplanned thing would scare him so bad.

[liminalpebble]

🎄🕯An Unhinged Yuletide Gathering🕯🎄

My darlings! 💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️

It's time for a festive unhinged gathering! Arrive in your loveliest ball gowns and with your thottiest thots and feel free to share away! The more, the merrier! I'm thrilled to have every single one of you here. This time, I invite you all to a lavish Scandinavian manor house.

We can watch the snow and the northern lights from the lovely art nouveau observatory of the highest tower. Throughout the evening, the roaring hearths, lush decorations, and golden glow of luxurious interiors will keep us very content. There will be decedant warm beverages aplenty, a scrumptious dinner, and spread after spread of desserts.

The company is, of course, also a mouthwatering collection of our exquisite fictional men.

Jonathan Pine is in a brand new and very smart three piece suit, welcoming you with an incandescent smile as he guides you in. He smells deliciously of expensive cologne and the single festive red rose pinned to his lapel. Before he takes his leave, he holds your hand in both of his and makes some very intense eye contact, saying, "and Miss, if there's anything at all I can do for you, please don't hesitate to find me."

You barely catch your breath as you move further past polished oak doors into the large glimmering ballroom where Loki is lounging on a velvet couch, some elaborate mixed drink balanced in his lovely ivory hand. He charms us all with tale after tale as our cheeks get warm and we take turns feeding him teasing little bites of cake.

Thomas Sharpe stands brooding in his finest tuxedo, desperately waiting for his chance at a waltz with you as you look so lovely this evening.

Eddie...delicous, sweet, snarky Eddie Munson snuck in with the caterers. His big chocolate button eyes scan the crowd of lovely ladies, and he gives a big dimpled grin. With no regard at all for the job he signed up for, he shrugs off the uniform top, smooths out the Iron Maiden shirt beneath it, and swaggers over.

"Welllllll, hello lovely ladies!", he declares as he plops on the couch next to Loki, even daring to cross his legs over the god's lap and steal a sip of his drink. Loki stares at this bushy-haired miscreant with a leathal glare that cracks delightfully into a big euphoric grin. One trickster obviously appreciates the charisma of another.

Adam keeps to himself, playing the most beautiful piece of music on an antique lute. He feels a rare flicker of joy as he anticipates candlelit ghost stories on Christmas night (a sweet revival of a Victorian tradition). The faintest twitch of a smile moves his lips as he thinks of all this...delcious...company he'll have the pleasure of experiencing it with.

Hux sits alone, reading in a quiet parlor. The general's lovely hands stroke his beloved ginger cat, Millicent, as he plays out chess games within his powerful mind. His lovely green eyes flick towards you as he hears your footsteps, and he smiles wickedly. You're the only distraction he allows here, afterall...and what an enjoyable one you are.

Thank you for joining the party, my loves. Who else do you see? What does the evening have in store for us? Have you brought something interesting? Oh, do tell. *wink*

Welcome and happy holidays! 💃 🎄

Peb 💜

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[fyreflakes]

Chat, somehow this design entered my brain and I cooked up something DELCIOUS

Alt vers without the Tessan:

She's now a tmnt chaarcter of mine, BUT I don't know if she'll be her own thing orrr alternativly if she'll be the Karai of my TMNT universe, Teenage mutant ninja turtles Shell Shock, STIL FIGUREING DAT OUT :D

(Side note I showed my dad and he said "she is basicyly 'well actually darling-' and I'm pretty sure thats a good thing so YAY PARENTAL APPROVAL!)

[cursedcupcakemaster]

I don't own Delicious in dungeon or its characters they belong to Ryoko Kui

Warnings:reader is held against their will

Notes:Reader Is fem coded but I don't mind others imagining them as neutral or anything else, Laios is a giant and a king, Senshi is there too Yall

Type:Poison deluxe fruit tart

Living Large

It was an odd situation you found yourself in after finding a most peculiar thing growing in your yard.

A beanstalk that seemed to reach towards the heavens themselves. You weren't sure how it could have gotten there unless the plant seeds you received in trade for the hens eggs had anything to do with it. The stranger you traded the eggs with seemed happy to part with the satchel of seeds either way but you weren't in a place to question it when you needed things to feed your family to start with. Once you got home you planted the seeds and watered them after eating the meager rations your family and yourself had for the next day your father would have to travel far to make ends meet leaving you and your mother to your own devices.

You weren't sure what it was that made you decide to climb but something inside you said you just had to see where that beanstalk led

Climbing higher and higher the beanstalk seemed to go on forever until you were within the clouds and saw a most wonderous sight

A castle larger than anything you'd ever seen in your life. You knew there just had to be more to see inside so you looked for an opening finding one in the form of a cracked stone and slipping in.

As you got further in you smelled something delcious and judging by the sound of a large pot bubbling you determined you must be in the kitchen and it was even larger in there than it was inside somehow

You felt your stomach growl just a bit as you remembered you hadn't eaten much before your climb

You climbed up one of the legs of the nearest table and saw some of the biggest meals you had ever seen in your life it was almost like an entire banquet fit for a whole kingdom

Before you you could reach for a crumb of one of the bread rolls you had to hide when you heard footsteps that could be mistaken for a light earthquake

You hid on one of the plates before your world went dark and felt the plate being lifted before you knew it, it was set down and you heard voices

"Today we have a great many things for you your highness, we hope you'll enjoy it " a gruff but wise voice spoke

'Highness?' You thought to yourself before remembering all that food you found, that was fit to feed several

Another answered the first and it sounded like a man your age but much louder

"Smells perfect as always Senshi " the voice was cheerful

You hid yourself under all the rolls thankfully cooled enough so you wouldn't get burned up

The lid was lifted before you heard the sound of munching, you saw him a man as tall as the mountain range just over the hills of your hometown and he was eating with quite the amount of gusto

He was handsome that you could admit but you werent a fool, you knew he could eat you up in one gulp if you weren't careful

The giant ate plate after plate and you knew you had to move fast

You managed to hide under an empty plate with a spot easy enough to squeeze into to be hidden by the lid before the giant let out a contented sigh

"That was so good thank you Senshi" he mused patting his belly now slightly distended

"Of course King Laios" another giant spoke only this one seemed shorter with a great big beard covering most of his face before he and the other servants gathered the plates now covered in bones and the stems of various fruits

They carried the plates back to the kitchen and you knew now was your chance

While the servants were distracted you made your way down and took off in a direction that you were sure was the way out judging by the shining light

Once you got there and your eyes adjusted to the light you saw you werent outside but in a treasure room

Piles upon piles of gold and jewels. You decided at least a few missing wouldnt hurt and placed them in the sack before you made your way down the beanstalk

What you didnt know, someone saw you take that money and he knew you'd be back

The money was more than enough to feed your family for several months but eventually that ran out and so you decided it was time to make the journey up the beanstalk again

This time was much easier to climb the great plant that led into the clouds. Sneaking through the crack that led into the kitchen. You heard the sound of a knife cutting something before you saw the second giant from your last visit. He wasn't as tall as his king but you werent in any station to think you could out run him. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed you

"So you're back, didn't think a tiny visitor would come twice knowing they were in a giants castle of all places" he spoke

"I I'm so sorry I was just-" you tried to explain

"Calm down I'm not going to cook you if that's what you believed, all that stuff is a myth" the giant you remembered was called Senshi by the king

Before you could say anything else, your stomach growled quite loudly causing your face to erupt with blush from embarrassment

"Hm hungry huh? Well sit down I'll give you something gonna be a long way back down " Senshi said as he continued to cut up lunch for the day

You werent in a place to argue as the giant man set you on the table while he worked

After a little bit Senshi set down what seemed like a giant wooden thimble of soup that smelled better than anything you'd ever had in your entire life before you could have a single sip the area started to tremble and you heard that familiar cheerful voice of the giant king

"Senshi is it ready yet?" Laios inquired the cook as you hid

"Yes just adding the finishing touches" the older giant said before Laios sniffed the air

While he had smelled a great many of Senshi's delicious meals, this time he could smell something or rather someone different that was still familiar. Following the smell he found you hiding behind the bowl of grapes that was to be part of today's feast.

Laios smiled upon realizing he had a tiny guest before grabbing you in his large hand causing you to scream in fear

"Hey hey don't scream it's okay, I'm not going to eat you" he said in a calmer voice as if hoping that might calm you down a little

You felt your heart pounding in your chest as the giant king smiled down at you before he spoke again

"Why don't you have lunch with me?" He said as if this weren't a man many times your size that could smash you into a paste with a single squeeze

"I I'd love to your highness" you managed to choke out before he waved his hand

"Don't be so formal you can just call me Laios" he insisted before sitting down with you.

The table once more was filled to the brim with a meal fit to feed several armies and Laios devoured everything easily but not without making sure you got to try everything as well all while talking about your life down below his kingdom in the clouds

"Try this" he say before insisting you take the food and you'd eat it hoping not to offend him before long he was stuffed and so were you

You insisted you needed to go but the giant couldn't help but feel sad insisting you at least bring a bit of food with you and a jewel as well saying that you could come back any time you wanted to visit

Something about his smile should have comforted you in the fact he was your friend now but instead it filled your heart with an odd feeling of dread

You climbed down once more and your family couldn't be happier

While you were away Laios couldn't stop thinking of you. You filled his every thought both waking and asleep. He couldn't understand it why you had to leave him. You had everything you'd ever want or need in his castle with him

He knew you'd be back eventually and this time he wasn't going to let you climb back down

Laios informed his servants every detail of what he wanted for you, so everything could be perfect.

Your family tried to tell you not to climb up the beanstalk but you couldn't shake the feeling of wanting to climb up once more.

If only you had listened

When you got up to Laios' kingdom there seemed to be a party. Slipping in through the kitchen you found Senshi who smiled at you

"Back again? Well Laios will be happy to see you" Senshi said helping you onto the table

"Whats with all the party stuff?" You inquired

"Well it's for something important to Laios" the giant replied

The giant king made himself known as if summoned by the mention of his name with those same thunderous footsteps

Laios smiled upon seeing you

"You came, I'm so happy " he said kindly

"Its nice to see you too Laios" you said back

He picked you up in his mountain sized hands bringing you to the dining table as other guests ate before a servant set down portions you could properly stomach

Laios watched you eat every bite and it filled his heart with joy but said you started to diminish when you said you had to leave

He finally spoke up about what he wanted to say to you much earlier

"But you don't have to go, you could stay here and never have to worry about food or anything like that again" he insisted

"I'm sorry Laios but I can't " you said before he attempted to grab you, just barely missing

You knew it was time to run and so you did with your movements shakey thanks to footsteps of Laios who told everyone else to help him catch you

Running you made your way to a crack in the wall. You were able to breathe for a second but you knew that you still had far to go unless you wanted to remain in the giants castle for good

You found yourself in a room you didn't quite recognize, it looked like an enormous bedroom with paintings of what seemed like members of Laios' family. It then hit you you were in the giant kings bedroom.

Hearing footsteps you hid under the dresser. When they seemed to go away you made the mistake of exiting your hiding spot before you were grabbed by Laios

"Its okay, I'll make you happy here" he smiled in spite of your protests.

This is what led to you becoming the pet of the giant King Laios for the rest of your life

[hotonhoth]

Director's Discretion

- Director x fem reader

- nsfw

- over 18s only please

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**CW**

- male to female penetration

- some hair pulling

- Dom/sub relationship

Krennic entered his quarters almost hastily. It had been a long day, and as soon as the doors swished closed, he cricked his neck, and started to remove his gloves... but then something or someone caught his eye. On his bed, was you, kneeling perfectly, and in the white lace lingerie he gifted you that morning. He stood at the doorway, completely taken aback at how delcious you looked. Your knees were parted, hands resting on the top of your thighs, and your hair fell in sumptuous locks down your nearly bare back. Just as he taught you to wait for him.

"Good girl" he said as he removed his gloves and cape, clearly sounding pleased.

You smiled and shifted in place at the immediate appraisal. Ever since seeing the gift box at the end of the bed that morning, you had dreamed of seeing his expression the moment he returned. He paced towards you slowly, drinking in every inch of you. The way the light from the wall panels hit your curves, and the top of your breasts cupped together in the lace bustier. Your heart raced as he came near you. Krennic touched your chin gently, then backed away, and sat in the armchair opposite the bed. His eyes were fixed on you.

"Over here my pet."

Instinctively, you crawled on all fours, stretching to come down to the floor. As you came up to Krennics boots, he opened his legs, and allowed you in between.

"I have something else for you. Do you want to see it?"

You nodded eagerly, looking at the small box in his hand.

"Use your words then."

"Yes please, I want to see it." Krennic smiled again and opened the box to reveal a silver necklace. Your fingers went to touch it but he pulled it away, tutting in a teasing tone. He twirled his hand. You turned around and brought your hair to one side. Orson took this moment to admire your bare neck, your shoulders, and the lacing at the back of your corset. He imagined untying it, releasing you, and unravelling you like a wrapped gift. But not yet. He placed the choker around your neck and clipped it shut. The metal felt cold against your skin and you felt a shiver down your spine. You felt him guide you back to face him. This time he gazed straight into your eyes. His hand caressed your cheek. He brought you closer for a kiss.

"How did you get a hold of this, Orson? Not exactly standard issue." You mocked, as you whispered in his ear.

"Oh my darling, you'll find I can do a great deal... at my discretion. There, you look stunning."

He undid his tunic, to reveal his bare chest of peppery silver hairs. Your hands glided from the base of his neck, where you kissed him, going further and further down. Your tongue was so close to reaching one of his hard nipples.

"Uh uh uhh," he tutted.

You sank back down looking up at him in a pretend sulk, knowing he loves to be the one in control. He opened his trousers. He was already hard. The precum on his cock glinted in the dim light. You couldn't wait any longer. Orson had teased you too long, so you leant forward, ready to take him in. He quickly cupped your chin in both his hands before you could continue. "Did I say you could start, my pet?"

"No, sir."

He smiled, enjoying the sound of his honorific. He kissed your forehead gently.

"Do I need to teach you a lesson in patience?"

You mumbled, unable to stop yourself from a further sulk.

Answering for you, Krennic sat back and patted his knees. You knew what that meant. Reluctantly, you crawled up over his knees and bent over, with your backside exposed. You felt his hand brush against your bare cheeks, and lift your lace knickers down your thighs. You couldn't help but tremble with anticipation. He lifted his hand and delivered a hard slap to one of your cheeks. He then slapped the other cheek. His palms rubbed the soreness. A finger slid down to your pussy.

"My darling, you seem to be enjoying this all too much. Do I need to spank you some more?"

You whimpered. Before you could answer properly, he carried on, this time harder. At intervals he would stop to soothe your now red cheeks. His finger massaged your clit, but the moment you appeared to enjoy it, he stopped.

"Such a good girl, so wet for your superior. I think you've learned your lesson."

He gently pulled you up and wrapped his arms around you as you sat cradled in his lap. He kissed your neck and then your lips. You slightly shifted in place as your sore bottom panged. Your knickers fell to the floor after a single tug of one of Orson's fingers.

"Onto the bed and on your hands and knees, my pet." He patted you on the thigh.

Without hesitation you obeyed and you crawled over to the bed to climb up, and assume the position. Orson removed the rest of his clothes, draping them over the backrest of the chair he was sitting on, and then took a moment to take you all in. He climbed onto the bed behind you and stroked your back. He felt you underneath. Still dripping wet. Carefully he wrapped his hands around you, as he entered your pussy. You whined as you felt Orson's hard member fit into your tight wet hole.

"Oh my dear, that's it," he sighed with pleasure. "You feel so good."He leant over you and pulled your hair gently into his fist. He then thrusted harder. You groaned. He carried on slowly building you up until he couldn't wait anymore. Orson's hands slipped down to your waist, as he pounded you.

"Are you close, my pet?"

"Y-es, srr." you managed to let out under a gasp.

"Good girl."

You couldn't hold it any longer and felt a rush of ecstacy. His cum filled your pussy as Orson let out a deep grunt. Together, you both collapsed onto the bed, his arms still wrapped around you. He kissed behind your ears, your cheeks and down your neck, as he rubbed your arms. He waited until he caught his breath back and whispered into your ear.

"You know what comes next, my pet."

"Mmm, yes sir," you answered happily, still feeling the rush to your head. You knelt up and shifted down the bed. Finally you could see Orson under you, completely naked, content, his cock somewhat still hard. His arms were up with his head resting on his hands against the plush black backboard of the bed. His smile was expectant, triumphant, irresistible. You smiled up at him as you lowered your mouth to his cock, and began licking. He closed his eyes and breathed in, clearly enjoying himself, as you sucked him until he was clean of his cum. He grabbed your arm and carefully brought you back up to him, and let your head rest on his chest. It was getting late, and you both fell asleep.

Hours later, an alarm clock went off. Orson switched it off.

"Lieutenant," he whispered to you, as you blinked slowly.

"Sir?" You said sleepily.

"Time for your shift on the bridge."

You looked at the time and suddenly shot up. Shit. You had overslept! No time for a shower. Maybe time for a caff if you take your flask. You quickly got up and looked for some knickers, but all you could find was the lace thong on the floor. You had no choice but to wear them. Orson watched you, amused. You were about to do up your tunic but remembered the choker, and the lace bustier!! You undid the necklace and laid it back in the box on the table next to the bed. Orson looked at the lace corset you were still wearing.

"Not exactly standard issue, is it lieutenant?" He mocked. You gave him a smirk back.

"I will need my underwear back some time Mr Krennic."

"You will get it back eventually."

You tucked your hair under your hat then looked back over at Orson, who was still in bed.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to be in a meeting soon, sir?"

"I delayed it until later."

You looked at him squarely. Really? He got to lay in bed for a few extra hours, and you had to put in a entire shift wearing completely the wrong underwear.

He smirked again and said in a satisfying tone, "Director's discretion."

[bbbrianjones]

i was tagged by the wonderful @earthandsunandmoon to do this neat little tag! thank you cara!!!

last song: annie's song by john denver because i am GOING THROUGH IT [missing bf]

favourite colour:

whatever this colour is

last book: i was listening to niki lauda: the biography because i have become in love with some guy HOWEVER HE LITERALLY APPEARED THREE TIMES !!!!!!!! LIKE BYEEEEEEE I LSITENING TO THIS WHOLE ASS BOOK FOR LIKE THREE METION I WILL MURDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

last movie: i watched brooklyn (2015) recently. pretty alright.

last tv show: i haven't been doing that lately!! the last one was genuinely thomas the tank engine !!! which i talked about in the last tag i swear i do not change !!!!!!!!!!!

sweet/spicy/savory: idk. savory atm. one thing i have been loving lately and like fair warning this is kinda gross but broiche bun. shredded cheese. butter. melt slightly. tomato sauce and mustard. FUCK. it's so good i just had one now and i am loving it. like a hotdog with the dog. DELCIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

last thing i looked up: 1972 monaco grand prix. YOU KNOW.

current obsessions: well i'm still into f1 and ducarouge so 😅😅 though at the moment i have been learning abt robin herd who was another technical director in f1 who was a CUTIE!!! and also so kind and funny. i want to learn everything about him!!!!!! yes he was the guy i read the niki lauda book for. STILL BITTER.

looking forward to: i am recieving a parcel from a mutual which will be a DELIGHT to have in my hand !!!!!!! i can't wait to have it and hold it!!!

[lostintransist]

Alright a phase two maybe? Of the soulmate tattoo ideas? I was thinking for this batch,

Horangi

König

Nikto

Graves

I dunno much about multiplayer but I know these dorks XD

Hmmmm what a delcious meal you have presented me with.

I bet Horangi has his tattoo situated between his shoulder blades with a dragon tattoo eating it. He isn't often without a shirt that covers it but the tattoo artist who designed and placed his dragon with an eye toward highlighting instead of hiding the soulmate mark.

Expanded Horagni Thought: HERE

König...hmmm where would his tattoo appear... OH! What if it is on the top of his right butt cheek? Mans is so shy and body-conscious no one has ever seen it before. They don't even know the color of it.

Nikto this man has a name tattooed across his Achilles heel and it was torn away with the torture he experienced. When the tattoo forces its way back to the surface it is distorted and a mockery of what it once was.

Graves (SMARMY) his face pisses me off so I will have to work hard to give him a happy story his tattoo is across the back of his right hand. The first thing anyone notices when he offers them a handshake. He hates the vulnerability of the placement, how prone it is to injuries.

Now I must simmer on these men...

[blackdigitalrose]

We're at the half way this week, so I figured, for the sake of before and after, we'll see how things stand so far!

So, as things stand, I'll keep this list between the current run of shows, one from each where possible - Futari Wa, Yes! Five, Smile, Maho, Healin Good, Delicious and Wonderful (in some case to make up numbers, because why not, I have finished it.)

And yes there's loads of ways to do these rankings, it is actually quite crazy.

PRECURE 1. Cure White/ Honoka - her mini arc with Kiriya along with her mini tirades (they amuse me) have helped her climb the ranks thus far.

2. Cure Fontaine/Chiyu - Grace feels like she's taken a back seat lately and at the mo, Fontaine seems to shine best, tactician, mediator, teacher, she feels like she's putting 110% into the team at the mo.

3. Cure Happy/ Miyuki - Energetic but not overbearing, centre stage but the attention is still spread across the team. She really sold me with the more mature/responsible side in the lead up to the Bad End Zone.

4.Cure Magical/ Liko - Tsundere done right (she reminds alot of Yurika). Out the pair, I like her a bit more but there is little between them currently.

5. Cura Aqua/ Karen - Honestly, this was the hardest one but she is the grounded voice of sense, unfortunately she seems ironically like quite a push over and massively out of touch with the normal world around her.

6. Cure Precious/ Yui - Yes she is rather awkward, one brain cell sharing, with the "delcious-smile" catchphrase that is getting tedious but she's still the best in her show Cure wise anyway, despite Kokone probably getting the most development thus far.

Dislike

Cure Dream/ Nozomi - It isn't a secret, I can not stand her, she is so pushy, some one tell this girl no and mean no already! (Yes! 5 are probably the weakest team so far.) I will admit though, that she can have her moments, especially in battle.

2. Mepple - Mipple isn't far off mind you but egads, Mepple is testing my patience, one semi decent act isn't going to redeem him.

3. Rabirin - It isn't too late for her, redemption is possible but she hasn't made a good impression thus far.

* At the mo, most of the other Cures are neutral, they are alright, neither good or bad or nothing really to get behind, but this can change come the second half. Just looking for something that makes them stand out.

Extras

(Because not every one carries the Cure title and the merch doesn't put it up for debate, they are part of the teams or at current aka the guys.)

Daifuku - This amazing, reckless, boy-ish energy, supportive wing-bunny isn't getting dethroned anytime soon.

2. Black Pepper - I am getting a good chuckle out of his antics and he does seem to be getting a minor plot of his own but the poor guy has such an uphill battle when it comes to Yui. (at least gets his own snazzy theme)

3. Satoru - The grounded one and every team needs a strategist but he does become quite the lemon in the second half, it's as if they couldn't think what to do with him after the half way confession, his story was done.

4. Rosemary/Mari - I don't dislike but he does feel more mentor than team member or support, almost like a side line cheerleader, I expected a bit more off of him, after all, this is HIS mission.

Fairies

Pegitan - He tries so hard to be supportive and be there for Chiyu despite lacking confidence himself, (the fact he's absolutely adorable helps).

2. Mofurun - I suppose with Ha-chan getting promoted, it isn't much of a contest. However, he(?) has turned out to be more than a plot McGuffin or scapegoat and is actually being quite helpful in other ways.

3. Pop - Yay for a second option, Candy is alright but the cool not cute, bashful big bro is better. Hopefully they do more with him, second time round.

4. Nuts - I appreciate the blunt-ness and his scepticism, pity they steam rolled what would have been most of his story/arc in the ep he first appeared in.

5. Pam Pam - I can't say any of the three stand out (the Parfait Recepipi has done a better job at stealing attention) but her eccentricity is carried off just right. Being the usual straight laced figure actually makes her quite amusing.

6. Wisdom - I just couldn't give it to Mipple either. So, design aside, he just has so much sass, tries to be cool but panics easily. Each appearance has been amusing.

Villains

Narcistoru - Lives up to his name at least (I some how doubt he'll stay this toxic) but he's an enjoyable eccentric at the mo anyway.

2. Batetemoda - Fun, violent and dangerous, he had so much personality he really puts the other three to shame.

3. Ilkubo - I'm a simple soul, a villain that offer a solid beat down as well as being able to use their head.

4. Wolfrun - Surprisingly not Joker at the moment, he just feels more like the central antagonist to the Cures and the one with a proper beef against them.

5. Batty - There isn't a great deal to say about him but I am surprised the first, lasted the longest and the only one to question and get suspicious of things but in the end remained very loyal.

6. Kawarino - Guy hasn't even done anything yet really, not sure if it's the voice or the way he carries himself; so unsettling, don't like it.

Teams

(Wonderful - I do like them all and they mesh well, not going to drop it though, team of 6!)

2. Smile - I like their progression from nobodies into an almost solid team thus far.

3. Healin Good - Still needs tweaking, they don't seem to have quite figured out their roles yet but when they do work, they are a good team.

4. Futari wa - Not always interesting but the duo hasn't got stale yet.

5. Maho - Felice has kind of ruined them at the mo, they were a good duo.

6. Delicious Party - As far as being a team goes, it still needs some work, they still feel like the are still working off different pages most of the time.

7. Yes! Five! - Much work to be done, they don't feel like a team still.

Series This list could easily change with the second half and they no longer have the excuse of holding back along with the EB that could easily make or break its ranking.

1. Healin Good

2. Smile

3. Delicious Party

(4. Wonderful)

5. Futari Wa

6. Maho Tsukai

7. Yes! Five!

Once the shows are completed, these lists could so very easily change, even likely to change - I will do another once they're finished (a proper top 10 at that point) and will keep updating as I work through them.

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