#he is titled “brethren” in my phone - i refrained from calling him “the accident” by a margin

[deadtiredghost]

I am a lot like Raph of he was a woman I am very protective and can be grumpy and sarcastic lol

female raph spotted!

sometimes u have to be protective cause ur friends and fam do stupid shit.

in my case its mainly friends. (my straight female friends with terrible standards im looking at u. at some point its just an insult to the iq of the entire friendship group smh.)

R u more of a wine person or a beer person?

^^ those r my two ways of differentiating the various raph itterations, i think 87, 03 and 12 would be wine ppl and 90, 07 and 18 would be beer ppl.

i am short and passionate and an older sibling - 2012 Raph/Leo type according to a friend. I know over text I sound entirely different tho lmao, idk why. I dont know u ppl on the internet so while a part of me wants to indulge in insults being my love language, another part of me is like, woah, u dont know these strangers, so u should probably refrain for now.

my baby brother (who turns 20 today) is more like Donnie, i mean there is deffo some Mikey in him but he is a v quiet person when he isnt gaming or mocking me for my hyperfixations and then turning around and badgering me to watch Cyberpunk Edgerunners already. I'll get to it eventually! happy birthday to him, its so fucking weird he is 20 now.

being an older sibling is making their birthday special, buying them drinks and getting rlly thoughtful gifts (my bank acc is screaming) and sitting on ur bed watching the grinch movie for the first time for ur own birthday without so much as a text message from ur younger sibling cause they probs forgot. BUT U DO IT AGAIN ANYWAYSSSS!