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I have been replaced
#well it was nice knowing you hellsite#been a blast#but all good things#must come to an end#all hail the great and terrible Zevy#he of the bulk#and endless hair#......#mouthpiece of Smudge#rasputin cat form#kai is you busy#being high#on catnip#ireland#nature#cork#cute pets#cats#maine coon#cats of tumblr#my cats#zevy#kai#smudge
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Nightwing has been bringing red robin with him for the weekly welfare check on Jason. It’s going SO well.
#jason todd#dc#dick grayson#nightwing#redhood#batman#my art#tim’s given up#he’s sitting on the couch silently judging this entire endeavour#in the timeline of my art i’m building this is set v early#jason’s back in gotham post utrh and dick is like tentatively imposing on his brother once a week to check he’s alive#you can tell this is early bc jason hasnt bulked tf up yet#IASIgotham au
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something something Jason Todd not realizing how much Bruce was actively keeping his body language neutral and his stature non-threatening until he himself got dunked in the Lazarus Pit and came out just as massive and had to figure out the hard way that he and Bruce can’t just cross their arms or stand at their full heights without scaring civilians
#late night rambles#batman#bruce wayne#dc#Jason todd#red hood#Lazarus pit#look they’re both 200 lbs+#they’re both 6ft+#they intimidate by default#NOT intimidating is hard work!#folding yourself down into something smaller and non threatening#Jason didn’t grow into that#he didn’t train into his bulk like Bruce did#so he had to learn much quicker and harder than Bruce did#how to not scare people by being Big
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#he pisses off bulk soooo much but bulk stays for this freak.... i heart them#bumblebee#sari sumdac#tfa#transformers animated#scriboozles
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i'm back at it again 🌈🌈🌈
#got a hefty magma dump w me#magma#my art#bungou stray dogs#bsd edogawa ranpo#bsd edgar allan poe#ranpoe#bsd dazai osamu#bsd yosano akiko#bsd izumi kyouka#a lot of ada....#fei ren zai#frz jiu yue#i ahte tagging these dumps so mcuh did you know#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#tgcf#xie lian#bsd nakahara chuuya#bsd akutagawa ryuunosuke#ok sushi is there but like im not gonna tag him hes literally a chest n an arm#shin soukoku#monkey#its aaaa uhh#saban grizzled langur#i like that sqq portrait a lot#i think i had more to say in the tags but i forgor ok bye#ok wait i like the idea that atsushi slowly bulks up a bit once hes settled in at the agency i think its neat n yeagh#guys ive been reading a lot of sskk im just thinking up new ways to fuck w aku
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Raphael is a modest guy. Especially in comparison to the seven brothers, who will seize any opportunity to flaunt their charm points off to their human.
He prefers to settle things with magical spears instead of fists, so once you get used to hanging around him, it gets easy to overlook the way his daily wear highlights his biceps. His outfit hardly changes. What first was an impressive sight becomes mundane, just another part of who Raphael is.
Except when he's getting ready to embroider. The start of each new sewing project is a rare and unpredictable gun show.
The silent, unassuming angel takes his fabric and lines it up neatly in his embroidery hoop. He takes his time aligning both circular pieces of wood, then starts to tighten the screw at the top. He wants the thread tension to be even and for the fabric to not slip while working, so he has to really ensure everything is as tight as possible.
Raphael's muscles go on full display for a hot minute whenever he's tightening that embroidery hoop screw. His face is stoic, full of the same serious concentration he pays all of his actions.He flexes his arms and the black fabric covering them starts bulging. He may let out a quiet grunt. He pulls the fabric so taut, you could beat on it like a drum and it would stay perfectly in place.
Sometimes part of the hoop slips or gets misaligned during the process, and he has to start all over. You don't mind. You're too busy admiring the way his abdominal muscles ripple each time he twists the screw. He really puts his core into it.
#how many embroidery hoops has he accidentally broken? good thing you can buy them cheap in bulk.#this was originally a longer fic with raphael and mc sewing together but every time i wrote it it made me want to sew gfhhh.#making this headcanon was faster. if there's interest in a full fic then let me know!#obey me raphael#obey me fandom#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me swd#obey me headcanon#obey me raphael x reader#obey me fanfic#obey me drabble#obey me writing#obey me nightbringer#obey me imagines#obey me hc#obey me idea
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Supervillains for a community. (Well, except those jerks over in Gotham, insular lot, but they’re they’re one problem) Of course they do- supervillains are a group defined by strong opinions and a willingness to see them through, often with a healthy dash of societal failures and trauma as a catalyst.
The fentons, while not active even on the online message boards, are well known and explosive when they do show up, full of fascinating insights and hours long rants on mad science on hair pin turns courtesy of that ADHD attention span. Bit of the cryptids you feel honored to bump into kind of deal. Besides, like a good quarter of the community as it aged, they’d settled down and had kids (not necessarily in that order) and taken it very seriously! Out in the middle of nowhere, where even the most fearsome government outpost members, the local branch of the IRS, quake before them in fear. Out of the way.
Reveal gone okay-ish, Danny moves to Gotham still to get some air bc now things are Akward and he landed that engineering scholarship which is loads better than any other college would give him with his track record. So- the mysterious Fenton children are finally crawling out of hiding! Everyone is psyched! And roll in to Gotham en masse to witness the fireworks!
Except Danny is Determined To Be Normal. He’s had enough of the throwing himself into harms way shit for a lifetime- he wants to be free to peacefully built Rube Goldberg machines and unintentional increasingly complex bombs to his hearts content. JAZZ, on the other hand- the coveted token Normal One, has finally snapped! She’s watched her baby brother she practically raised throw himself into danger over and over and could do nothing, and now that she’s exposed to this whole network of superheroes outside of small town Amnity, some of those uglier emotions are coming out. And boy is she pissed! And can’t afford to show it much while filing the paperwork to have Arkham legally razed to the ground!
See I love this idea of like, niches in superhero society. A villain the heroes know they can plop their kiddo down with for an exciting afternoon brawl while they take care of a particularly grisly case and come back to a few hours later ranting about some new life lesson and a new move they really want to try. A villain who has a functioning moral compass despite their somewhat batshit long term goal and you can contact to fuck with another villains’s plan so they can laugh at them and you can have an easy afternoon. One who pries up hostile architecture and fills in pot holes, idk man. Get creative here, there’s such potential!
So Jazz becomes a Training villain- someone the heroes know their sidekicks will walk away from in a fight 100% of the time, usually with some new lesson to ponder and only a couple of bruises. Sometimes even snacks!
She also absolutely ambushes mentors to check that they’re worth the kiddo, which they appreciate once they get over being jumped in a dark alley by a 7 foot Amazon trained force of nature. They are not used to being on that side of the jumping, it’s a little unnerving.
(Yes, she low key adopts Shazam upon checking in with him on cursory ‘is the main hero of this city and asshole’ checkin. Yes, the super clones get yoinked out from under Superman’s negligent thumb to go have a blast with Ellie. What about it?)
This however only encourages more assorted weirdos to crawl out of the woodwork. It’s not often one of their own forfeits their potential spot for the running of the coveted Most Normal I Swear prize, but when they do it’s bound to be good! But jazz is off hounding various heroes and punching the faces in of pedophiles and shit whenever there’s no cape within easy reach, and so is a mite bit harder to contact than Danny, who has innocently gotten an apprenticeship under a clockworker for access to their workshop and is gleefully going about doing nerdy shit with great abandon.
Plus this is Gotham. No one gives a shit if someone in the Mad Alchemist uniform and still smoking from their latest experiment pokes their head in a window to bother the local shrimp teen- none of the usual social rules apply, everyone’s crazy here! So everyone drops any and all attempts at masking and just acts their genuine unhinged selves, much to the alarm of the Bats and frustration of Danny.
Bc he cannot get these mfers to go. Away. Even liberal use of the creep stick has little effect when the interloper is calibrated for an opponent with super speed or laser vision or whatever, and he’s trying to maintain his guise as a Normal College Student Do No Investigate.
So he calls in the big guns. He’s not super active in the supervillain kids group chat ever since things in amnity calmed the fuck down post becoming King and then immediately using a loophole that says he will not take the throne until he is grown, as defined by finishing learning his trade a la the medieval standards Pariah set up. So he can just take his sweet ass time with his graduate degree and out of inter dimensional bull shit that much longer! Point is, he hasn’t taken the chance to rant over there in a while, so his Crazy friends are getting a lil worried.
The change to come over and shout at their batshit crazy but (mostly) well meaning parent AND see Danny? Score!
The bats, however, are getting awfully suspicious about this one kid that villains from all over the country are flocking to, especially young and upcoming ones as of recently! And he’s acting his engineering course- all the worst rogues are known to have flown through their PhD studies prior to Cracking. They seem to have a real problem on their hands with this Fenton guy.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#mad science#supervillain community#bonus points if you can pull out some super niche comic villain#justice for kite man#local child of a crazy chemist: so you know that trick you showed me with the soda and the reaction that could turn into just like all foam#Danny: yeah and also back the fuck up#lcoacc: so it’s been like my comfort food right but like I started wondering what you could do#danny: oh no (he says while making what amounts of an overachieving smoke bomb)#lcoacc: so I was like what if I add more of a base to it so it could be solid and then maybe just like a LIL acid to see what happens#Danny: oh ancients#lcoacc: but then the killjoy supes came in a ruined everything from where I was ruining lex Luther’s day#Danny:… did you get in on camera#lcoacc: OF COURSE. oh also like everyone ever if coming over for a sleepover lol#Danny: WHAT I CANT FEED YOU MONSTERS#lcoacc: no worrries we’ll rob a bulk store or something lol#Danny: nO
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thinking about nik bodying ghost into his quarters and forcing him to eat a full homemade meal bc he doesn't like seeing how little he enjoys food
he makes him the full gambit of hearty, delicious courses complete with dessert and ghost doesn't know what to do with the obvious act of care and love
ghost seeing food as a necessary task to be forced to complete, something that pulls him away from what actually needs doing. he's never understood comfort food or treats rewarded after a hard day and it breaks nik's heart a little that he's been denied even this simple pleasure
nik using the excuse of wanting to cook something from home, to connect with the culture he abandoned a long time ago and how else can he do that if not by sharing it with someone else? and price, gaz and soap just so happen to all be off base leaving only ghost for him to cook for, what a shame, oh well
ghost can't deny him (not that nik would let him) so he somehow finds himself in his room eating the most delicious food he's ever had in his life
and if nik watches over him after he accidentally falls asleep on his couch, experiencing the first food coma of his life, then that’s his business
#i was watching matty matheson videos and seeing just how Big he is and it instantly made me think of nik#nik just being fuck off huge is my roman empire#and him hating seeing ghost neglect himself? good shit thats good shit#ghost passed out on the couch falling into niks lap; nik playing with and petting his hair#ghost letting out quiet sounds of contentment hes never made and unconsciously pressing into his hand; hiding his vulnerability in niks bulk#I AM INSANE ITS WHAT HE DESERVES#we’re a team. ghost team#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#nikghost#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#nik cod#cod nikolai#nikolai cod#cod mw2
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PIT BABE 2 (2025) | Episode 4
#pit babe#pit babe 2#pit babe the series#pitbabeedit#pb2ep4#nut supanut#ping orbnithi#peteway#petechris#pingnut#sasa gifs#userrlana#uservix#userrlaura#rinblr#userbon#clairedaring#usergzh#fyeahthaidramas#oh iqiyi subs it's like i never stopped fighting you#i love my insane little man#he had to bulk up to fit all that guilt he's carrying inside <3
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made the other freak for my freak
(hes made from scratch from materials i had on hand, i copied the og plushies to get the same shape. the embroidery is done half by hand half by sewing machine)
#done yesternight after work on a whim#theres things that could be done better but he was rushed so its okay#crunchchute art#postal#postal brain damaged#postal dude#the other dude#my art#plushies#obvs he doesnt have a voicebox however its something i could look into and give him game voicelines#i feel like its a thing that costs a few cents but can only be bought in bulk or overpriced with super high shipping#so hes mute for now#i wonder if rws even plan to make him cause they said no but they also say no and then do it anyway about stuff so#he could randomly pop up in the store like next week loll#then i will proudly own a ooak bootleg
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am34 found flirting with a man on a main again.... who is shocked
#toronto maple leafs#auston matthews#hockeyvid#federico bernardeschi#idk who that is but the pats to the chest.. the extra long hug. ok#dick OUTTTT.......... insane smiles. ok.#his type has always been slimmer men too like. he idolizes the bulk of other men but#who's he making eyes and advances at... this man. mitch. biebs. all very real#this is a little nutso im going cazyzyyayrryayzy rn
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KITTY CLAWS. 5 STINGS.
#MY FRIEND: bulk and prowl his living scratchposts#LOVE IT#the real reason they have a cement sofa at the plant is because bee could not be trusted with actual couches after 1 time (him finding out#he can have stinger claws)#bumblebee#transformers animated#tfa#maccadam#scriboozles
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Ratchet mentioned that drift is still heavy. In a previous ask you said carriers get heavy due to reinforced armor. Do carriers typically keep these upgrades?
They do! It can be dissolved overtime or surgically removed
#it’s just excess plating#i’m still not sure how i want it to manifest#like if he bulks up or what#im trying to avoid like#a big belly look#cuz thats very human/organic#but maybe i should just follow my heart
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Broke: Dick hates being Batman because he’s his own vigilante and doesn’t want the responsibility of the cowl
Woke: Dick hates being Batman because he has to bulk for a few weeks beforehand in order to look convincing in the suit
I feel like Dick gets the heads up text from Bruce, groans, and turns around to hit Costco for chicken breast and greek yogurt.
Because he’s muscular as Nightwing, absolutely, but he’s not carrying as much muscle on a given day like Jason and Bruce are. He needs to be more agile than them, and as a result he’s a little leaner.
Taking on the cowl, even temporarily, means bulking up as quickly as possible. Because even if he pads the suit, the goons don’t know that. They’re still gonna hit Batman like he’s carrying the same amount of mass.
#thoughts#as I hit the gym thinking about a bulk#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#dick grayson#nightwing#me on my ‘Jason is a more convincing Batman in the suit but he would never wear it’ hc again#dick is phenomenal and a fantastic actor#but maybe he’s just a little short and lean#fic ideas#hmmmmm
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IDW1 ; Orion Pax / Optimus Prime
I fear this is his prettiest design ever
#his ears ??#the colours#his broad ass shoulders#it’s so pretty#but powerful#like TFP prime is pretty but he doesn’t have any of the bulk TFP megs has#I look at this guy and I’m like yeah he can take a punch from overlord#transformers#maccadam#mtmte#Optimus prime#Orion pax#send tweet
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how my PCs deal with the Ivory Wraith
Lyon - genuinely afraid of them, got accosted by them once and immediately knew they're not winning a fight against them. she really REALLY hates tentacles.
Aiko - one time she got the 3 round nc encounter with them and still managed to escape their possession relatively easily with ok stats... i was so proud of her that i thought that 'damn i guess IW is not that big a threat to her anymore' her iron will forged from enduring multiple abuses has granted her incredible mental fortitude in the face of distress
Yuri - perhaps its his angelic nature but he has sympathy for ghosts bc something is preventing them from resting in peace. and he senses a deep and profound suffering from IW. he helps them out when he can in the elk compound. however when he does get accosted he at least has the proper defenses against it

#degrees of lewdity#ivory wraith#dol#this is a dumb and unimportant hc but...#iw manifests as a twink to pc-kun bc he likes him and wants to present himself as harmless and delicate#meanwhile when he presents himself to pc-chan he suddenly bulked up#maqui art
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