People shocked by Riz smoking during combat and being 100% fine with Sprak doing meth are forgetting this is the same teenage goblin who did a shit ton of FANTASY COCAINE in his Sophomore year spring break followed by getting a conspiracy board tattood ALL OVER his body. My boy has been crazy since DAY FUCKING ONE!!!!!!! HE ATE HIS EX-VICE PRINCIPLE!!!!!
“if you’re gonna get hit, nice to get a goal out of it”… that smile is either proof that sid is a hockey psychopath or that geno really is all okay, just a little bruised
I always try to think about the worst things Bender did during Futurama, which is hard because his moral compass is insane. This guy goes from pick-pocketing people to enslaving an entire planet to stroke his ego, inCLUDING FRY AND LEELA, WHO LOVE HIM SO MUCH—
And then Bender throws Fry’s fossilized puppy into lava because he wanted Fry to only love him. He flushes Nibbler down the toilet because he got more attention than Bender for maybe a single day. And the crazy thing is that he doesn’t do this out of pure malice, he does it out of jealousy because he wants the people he cares about (Fry and Leela) to be 100% focused on him.
Bender was the original gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, and no one else could ever top his level of pettiness.
yk what’s one of my favourite things about empires the musical? that you have sad stuff about murder and betrayal and demons and prophecies and then suddenly. you just hear. oli orionsound.
how is this is going to hurt not a tag? like did none of y’all watch one of the best shows that came out last year? this is giving hingeophobia: dislike of or prejudice against unhinged, fruitloops with dead best friends
all the talk during promo of the penguin tattoo he got in chicago with danielle’s brother to remind us of her, and her bro and chicago. but then BOOM a random baby to undo it all again