#he'd hate being a judge on Try Guy's Without A Recipe

[youhavebeentraceyd]

i really appreciate this about brennan, he's very straight forward when it comes to competitions (see his rant regarding the whishy washy point system for Make Some Noise). cooking competitions, in particular, can be extremely subjective, but brennan goes ahead and says 'no fuck that, i'm making this objective AF. I have a set criteria, jessica hit the critera the most, therefore she wins. end of discussion.'

[m0chi-1n-4-frog-disguise]

heyyyyy i saw you just followed me (i can be tachigin anon hehe)

would you be willing to do hcs or drabbles of atsushi, dazai, kunikida, tachihara and nikolai with a fem desi/indian reader? like how would they interact with their s/o’s culuture, if/how they would celebrate festivals, and mayyybe even how they would react to seeing her in traditional clothing for the first time?

you can take out or add whoever you want!! hope ur doing well :3

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★ Desi/indian fem!s/o

Characters: Atsushi Nakajima, Dazai Osamu, Tachihara Michizou, Kunikida Doppo, Nikolai Gogol

Format: headcanons, I'm trying to be as close to canon as possible

• « "I just saw you followed me" if you're the person I think you are my soul might ascend-

It's my first ask ever too ! So I'll try to do something good, had to do some research and I hope it matches your expectations, please correct me if I made any mistakes, Shall you be the first anon of my anon list? 🌷»

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Atsushi Nakajima:

NOW- listen my boy is a sweetheart, he doesn't know how he managed to have you absolute queen in his life so best believe he's gonna try to be worthy of you

He is very much worthy already but he won't believe it soooo

He'll try to do some research to impress you, learning about festivals and such

I feel like he'd try to learn the recipe of your favorite dish —listen at some point you probably cooked some chazuke for him and it's his way to repay you—

I feel like his favorite festival is Diwali [festival of lights] ???

Dazai —being a little shit— will probably give Atsushi some false misinformation about your culture for funsies tho, if he notices the weretiger's will to understand your traditions.

Tho please don't judge him too hard if he ever sputters nonsense, it is easy to stumble on misinformation on Google about cultures [Google almost ended me when I was studying japanese mythology. It sent me to a video game website. I'm still not forgiving.] Just grab his hands and sit him down and explain to him why he's wrong and correct him

As for you trying on any traditional outfit, whether it would be a Sari, an Anarkali, a Lehenga Choli or even a Salwar Kameez the reaction would be the same, he'd go bright red, losing his mind over so much beauty ! If you guys have been in a relationship for a while he'd shyly ask if he can match with you, now it depends on your reaction to that answer, and then he'll overthink it for days,

His thoughts: "it didn't sound disrespectful did it ?? Ugh why did I ask that?? Maybe she doesn't want to ?? I mean, I'm japanese- but it would be nice to dress the same and- UGHH SHUT UP NAKAJIMA- WHY DID EVER SPEAK?????"

Dazai Osamu:

I hate this man so much idk if I wanna punch or kiss him

So ummm, how did you manage to land a stable relationship without involving bribery that itself involves suicide? I'm curious

I'm sorry, I'm sorry-

He probably actually knows a thing or two about your culture, if he didn't he'd educate himself

And yet he would purposely make some stupid ignorant comments just to get a rise out of you

I hope you aren't sensitive, if you're with Dazai

This man is a menace to society, he makes you watch does horribly cliché movies with a smile, please punch him 🙏

It's all fun and games until you pull up with the traditional look, Dazai would suddenly go very quiet

He has that 👁️👁️ look

He isn't judging rn, however he doesn't really have any smart comment or joke for now, the only thing occupying his brain is how pretty you are

Kunikida Doppo:

You fucked up his ideals. That's all- that's the hc

Listen I BET in his ideals it went "In 4 years, will meet a beautiful japanese woman" poor naïf man, not even four months and here's this gorgeous indian royalty.

It will be hard to get this man to comprehend that he's falling for you, you have all my respect for actually managing to end up in a relationship with the most stubborn man in all of Yokohama ! ✌️

But once it's settled, he is a decent partner. . . PINKY PROMISE 🌷

The amount of research he does is insane, heck even Dazai would feel bad for sometimes messing it up. . .no actually he wouldn't

If you check out his ideal you may find dates of many festivals marked down on his calendar and planning, even those you may not actually celebrate [festivals vary by religion and location. . .he just marked them all to not miss any]

And if you check your closet you may find a new Assam in your favorite color

Wear it and you'll make him consider adding a "taking a break to admire my partner trying out new clothes" to his planning-

Tachihara Michizou:

I love him so much, it's not even funny anymore, he's a dork oh my stars-

If we are talking pm!Tachihara, he'll try to educate himself- really-

Mostly to impress you

But he does through media 😭

Which is a huge mistake when you look at some representation-

That mistake causes him to sputter absolute BS sometimes, he's lucky you love him

Hunting dogs! Tachihara is so tired, give my- oops I mean our- yeah give our man a break

Being a double agent may mean double salary but is it worth it ?

Please PLEASE let him rest his head on your thighs and you can rant to him about your culture, about festivals, traditions, anything !!

He likes the sound of your voice and he might surprise you with a gift for a festival

His reaction to you wearing traditional clothes? Dare I remind everyone of that one wan scene

"DAMN Gin you look really sharp in a suit-"

He isn't that different with you 😭🙏

Nikolai Gogol:

Ugh- I don't think he'd really care that much

His goal is freedom from any attachment, he doesn't care because to him nationality and cultures aren't that big of a deal

Like okay, your indian, good for you, he's Ukrainian/Russian

Tho if it's really important to you, y'all drop random funfacts about y'alls culture in the form of a game

Just imagine cuddling with your favorite jester but this time you're the one who purrs "Quizz time~"

He'll be more excited than you about wearing traditional clothes, for someone who doesn't care about cultures here he is trying to look for the best outfits for both of you-

I'M CURRENTLY SLEEP DEPRIVED [I'VE BEEN UP FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT AND I'M SLOWLY LOSING MY GRIP ON REALITY]

Some parts suck, some are meh, but I don't think I can even think anymore, so I hope it wasn't too shitty 😭🙏

Feel free to throw another ask, my ask box is emptier than my brother's brain-

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