#heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

Sexymen Shenanigans, pt 1/???

Mordecai: Alastor?

Alastor, looking up: Hmm? Yes, my feline fellow?

Ghirahim: Well, Strawberry, we wanted to bring something to your attention.

Alastor: And that would be?~

Bill: ONE, WELCOME BACK FROM HAZBIN! :D

Alastor: Ah, thank you, my friend! :D

Once-Ler: Secondly, we wanted to bring up Samantha...

Alastor: Oh? What about her?

Once-Ler: Wellll, she---

Double Trouble, cutting him off: It's been a week. She's been losing it. She keeps playing yours and Vox's duet on repeat on her phone. And she's been screaming.

Alastor: ...

Double Trouble: She is in shambles.

Bill: I HAVEN'T HEARD HER SCREAM SINCE SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY BOOK!

Once-Ler: Or the time she found out I was 6'4...

Mordecai: I must include the fact that she also found out I was a Sexyman.

Double Trouble: Or when I showed up during Season Five of my oh so beloved show.

Alastor, quietly: ....o h.

Once-Ler: ...so how do we calm her down?

Ghirahim: Wait it out, bean pole: she'll let up.

*she did not indeed "let up"*

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

npd trait culture is your friend admitting to you that he wanted to be friends with you before you met and tweaking out (/pos) like yesssssssss im so special heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee

-🌙🌌 (is this signoff taken?)

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[milkyplier]

Heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeee >:33

I was up until 4:30am for you

Plink???

Why???