#help i'm laughing so hard

[moonstarrzz]

of course the marauders were dickheads at the age of 11, they were having their midlife crisis

[acidheaddd]

dsgsfghsjdgjkh The twins came home from school stoned af.

I am dying. I've never had a sim do that before.

[inkskinned]

actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt

[cake-emu]

Coronation Street | Carla Connor

Carla Connor: consistently gobby

Bonus:

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

I’m figuring out if im part of a system or not and the only persecutor i have discovered is literally The Watchers from evo/the life series

So now my headcanon is that The Watchers are just Martyn���s system’s persecutors

WAIT SORRY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD

[cads-the-cat]

Worshitposting in its truest form

Vessel pics from fans (nr 1 & 2) and i think adamrossi (3)

Ships & spaceship are stock photos

Vases and stuff are from The Met

Books are Golden Song (or Morning Star, can't remember) by Pierce Brown and The Pairing by Casey McQuiston

[deviousdevilx]

Amazing

Chyna's refusal to look at her idiot boys

Monday Night RAW Oct 13 1997

[docnefarious]

"Ugh, don't even ask. I'd rather pretend that video doesn't exist.

— Hey, wait a minute. Why are you a rat?"

❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐭, —𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐤… 𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲. ❞ —on account of having no ass.

[essektheylyss]

I am now thinking about Essek as, essentially, Anna Ripley for the Ruby Vanguard, and it's genuinely horrific to imagine but it's not a real timeline so it's hilarious. It is so funny in concept. He's a glorified postdoc with no mandatory ethics trainings, no future, and nothing to lose. Also he just got handed the power of a thousand suns with absolutely no oversight and a mandate to "do your worst".

This has such extreme "horse loose in a hospital" energy. No one knows what Essek will do next, least of all Essek! He's never been in control of the power of a thousand suns before! He's as confused as you are!

[joongdunking]

[the--other]

Do you want help taking the bows of-

(Anon gets thrown through the wall)

" Get your filthy grey hands off me, you fucking donkey!!!! "

[tamaruaart]

I might have to listen to something rotten

[this-hopeless-war]

it's...the same picture

[dickgraysonfr]

....are you sure you're not Nightwing? I mean.... The asses match perfectly... /joke lol

Pfft- of course I'm not Nightwing... And why did you compare it...?

[cupcakewebkinz]

you getting pebble so many times sounds like my dream, the one twisted i like to distract and he never appears for me. Can i have this luck?

Lmao

If you join when we have the Pebble Magnet on our team you'll most likely have him around to distract- unless you don't want to deal with a Pebble-Sprout combo.

I'm so sorry to my soldiers who dealt with my Sprout Summoning Magic.

I don't know why it happens it just does now.

He's my silliest beast and I think he realizes how much I appreciate him or something idfk (I started adoring him after I started writing Caretaker Shanon au Sprout man... My silliest boy takes over my mind a lot now... And if you were ever wondering, CS!AU Sprout smells like strawberry shortcake. I won't explain how I know just trust me he smells like the best strawberry cake you'd ever smell)

[ace-and-ranty]

(CRYING IN A LITTLE BALL)

THE SCHOLOMANCE: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS NOW CANON