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IM GOING TO CRY THIS IS SO FRICKING ADORABLE?? LOOK AT HIM? THIS ISN'T MINE BY THE WAY. OH MY GOD HE IS SO CUTE!!! IM GONNA CRYYY HE LOOKS SO ANXIOUS ABOUT HIS MEMORYS TUFF CRIES
I return to my art blog almost a year after my last post to offer you a confused train man :] here you go!
#HITS HIM WITH HAMMERS#submas#ingo#nobori#subway boss ingo#pokemon ingo#pokemon#warden ingo#submas ingo#subway master ingo#not my art#HAHA IM EATING IT RN. HURRY UP AND GET THIAS ART BEFORE I FINISH IT#i mean. oh no whered it go??#walks away with a suspiciously shaped drawing in my throat
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Zzzz
#i love them so much#dad shanks…. my heart belongs to you#shanks only being soft when luffy isnt looking is so dad coded im gonna hit him with a hammer!!!#also dont mind me taking like a whole ass year to post again 😭 im sorryyy#cant say im back in the grind; i still work and study lol but ill try to post more doodles at leats :^] i missed op!!!#red haired shanks#monkey d luffy#one piece#my art!!!
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i need to psychoanalyze him fr .
#book of bill#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#the book of bill#theraprism#tbob#like theres so much wrong with him i need to put him in a centrifuge#shaking him around like a dog toy and hitting him with hammers. and kissing him but thats not the point#HE MISSES HIMMMMMM#TOXIC YAOI !!!!!
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Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!
Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡
#yap time#Kremy also could’ve been Regina but two reasons I didn’t is cause I didn’t want to draw him and also frost as Regina is just funnier#this did NUMBERS on the discord jeez#I kind of love torbeks outfit in this actually#frosts heels are totally realistic dont fact check it just trust me would I lie to you (🐊)#me after making the most croppable watermark in the world#wtv#frost kind of ate this one I fear#morning FROST 💜#torbek doesn’t have his witchlight canisters for totally real reasons that aren’t just artist laziness I promise#my fucking legs#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#morning frost#torbek#gideon coal#gricko grimgrin#mean girls#don’t ask me who anyone else is I have no clue#LOOK at his fucking legs (they took me so long to figure out I hate this guy I’m hitting him with hammers.)
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24’S SCREAMS I’M CRYING 😭😭
they always fought like brothers
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3 more of this thang
#spamton g spamton#spamton#utdr#my private things#like to hit him with a hammer reblog to hit him with a second hammer (lovingly?)#youll have to bear with me while figure him out
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i don’t think langdon would braid mel’s hair for her because he would get too distracted and just start playing with it or something in fact, i think he would purposefully tug at it and UNDO her braid because he is ANNOYING and he likes seeing her hair down
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The truth
#mdzs#the untamed#jiang cheng#mo dao zu shi#wen ning#wei wuxian#yunmeng bros#wen qing#this moment absolutely destroyed me whaaaaat#yknow ever since book1 when wwx talks about demonic cultivation and how it doesnt need a core#i was like 'this seems like an important bit' and then i never thought about it UNTIL THIS HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK#MY GOOOODDDDDDDDD#filled with rage and anxiety when Jiang Cheng looks back at wwx says 'his despondent expression was like a hammer smashing his heart'#these siblings are going to be the death of me#JIANG CHENG RESENTED WEI WUXIAN FOR LEAVING HIM!! BECAUSE OF HIS SACRIFICE!! BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH HE WANTS TO HATE HIM AND IS ENVIOUS OF HIM#HE STILL GAVE HIS ALL FOR HIM BC JIANG CHENG LOVES HIM!!!!!!#AND HE LIVED ALL HIS LIFE THINKING THAT WEI WUXIAN REPLACED HIM FOR UNDERDOGS OF THEIR ENEMY!!!#WHEN WEI WUXIAN DID THE SAMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!1#its sooo tragic aaaghgggghgggg#wei wuxian went from being the person who understands jiang cheng the most to a stranger#if anyone wants to rec fix it fics or something i implore you please#I love you jiang cheng..... i love you wei wuxian.......... ougghhh doomed siblings....
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Imagine you're a mentally ill twenty year old who had to move out of your parents basement because you and your dad had a violent falling out after your mom's death. You spend the next year taking depression naps and ignoring all your problems till two, admittedly hot, assholes break in, try to beat the shit out of you, then recruit you into a quest to kill your dad who is now on a suicide mission to irrevocably fuck Up the entire world because of what happened to your mom. They're trusting you, looking to you for answers you don't have, to kill a man you don't want dead, but you're just twenty years old and the only thing you're sure of is that you miss your mom. You travel across the country for weeks fighting monsters created by your Evil Dad who you have a Complicated Relationship with, and grow closer to the guys that broke into your house, relearning what family and love mean, and maybe accidentally getting into a situationship with both of them until you do actually succeed in killing your dad. Well, your dad dies. Actually, he kills himself in front of you while sobbing and apologizing for everything he did wrong in your life, but he's dead now! Then your only two friends in the world confess their love to one another and fuck off to go fight more monster while you're stuck in your now empty childhood home that's somehow haunted by you as much as it is your dead parents. After slowly spiralling back into depression and having to kill two people you thought cared about you, you rediscover your purpose and save a town full of people, bringing them back to your castle for safety just as your besties (really seems like you're part of a polycule now but communications never been a strong suit for any of you) return and help you save the world again.
But also you're immortal and soon everyone around you dies and you're forced to be content protecting the lineage of your closests friends as you desperately try and stop their children and their children's children from making the same mistakes.
My point is that Alucard is truly God's strongest soldier because I probably would have made Trevor and Sypha vampires.
#castlevania netflix#castlevania#alucard#trevor belmont#sypha belnades#trevor x sypha x alucard#is their a ship name for THE triad of all time?#there should be#also alucard is stronger then me I would have hit richter with a hammer if i had to watch him almost fumble Annette in real time#oh god im no better then Olrox am i?#adrian tepes#trephacard#found it
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Maybe a an Andreth?
I'm actually not taking request anymore, but i still had some half finished sketches that i finished up .
#Finrod's platonic soulmate that shoud have hit him with a hammer#my art#silmarillion#lotr#lord of the rings#andreth saelind#andreth
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#posting this as its own image for posterity#i'm hitting him with a hammer#CDV#charles des voeux#honestly worse than hickey and I love him for that#amc the terror#terrorposting
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#guys look at this#what if he was like a little garden gnome would that be fucked up or what#wouldyou hit him with hammers to see what noise it makes#dungeon meshi#senshi dungeon meshi#senshi awesome 1000#im gonna bonbos
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Hammer time 💥


#be me. be Thor cause hammer time is fun. sees Loki on enemy team. gets really excited to chase him down and hit him with hammers#what’s the point of being siblings if you can’t hit them with hammers
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Larson and his weird dog
#(It will be Yellow and his weird dog post-dreamlands)#As one of the only Larson fans in existence….i love him#Stupid old ass wizard I need to hit him with hammers#And yes I am KEEPING THE BOLO TIE#…..I misheard when yellow called it a bow tie and I refuse to change#ANYWAYS I MISS MY BOYS#malevolent#wallace larson#larson malevolent#yellow malevolent#malevolent podcast#hydrus art (or hart if you will)
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kissing ain’t enough, I need to fvck the living daylights out of kabuto
#ask#naruto#i don't think he likes that#tho thank you!#i want to chew him like gum and put him on my desk and hit him with a hammer#i love him
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POV: Even with advantage and buffs, your local folk hero just rolled 1 in Intimidation
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#larian studios#wyll ravengard#wulbren bongle#shadowheart#astarion#comics#comic#fanart#poor wyll so polite even when intimidating#and against WULBREN OF ALL PEOPLE#'but where is barcus??' still stuck on the windmill because i forgot to rescue him whoops#im a failure of a folk hero#i kinda thought of having wulbren kickin his leg or a piece of steel watch hitting him but those would be other tests#plus im kinda on an art slump so im taking easy w myself dfghjk#like i said on twitter - i should NOT be allowed to inspo reroll after this fail - but i hit reroll too fast sdfghjklkjhgf#4th member of the team was lae'zel and i didn't know what to do with her#so i rather imagine she was offscream callin raphael to take her soul for the hammer bc she cant take this embarrassment
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